₦airaland Forum

I smell frustration of blood money.....but who knows

Really.....hunt for bats.....ewwwww

tolexy007:
so what should i do?

Just sharaaaaap and don't comment on every thread... Especially when you have nothing meaningful to say

News like this really make me scared of women....how will she even live her life and move on...assuming she got away with it.... You held him down and while he was alive and awake and obviously screaming and then slaughtered him. This kind of people walk among us everyday and say boko haram members are wicked and heartless......she should be dumped in sambisa forest

sapiosexual1:
You already have Elneny na, that's a superstar in the making. If Lord Wenger doesn't kill his star.

No....Wenger doesn't kill talent (he's slowly killing Campbell nw sha).

But I was referring to Nigeria not Arsenal

Alli and ibe are 9ja boys too

tolexy007:
where is the fish? i get garri ijebu here

No worry....you think say na joke we dey...if they start poisoning food items it's going to be deadlier than bomb blasts....not lethal poisons but mild ones like Arsenic in little amounts that will slowly accumulate in your body and kill u and u won't even know you're being poisoned coz pple like you will say it's witchcraft.

In summary.....receive sense (you shouldn't joke about everything)

dotcomnamename:
HOW TO GO SCOT-FREE AFTER KILLING SOMEONE IN NIGERIA

(1) Be a Nollywood
(2) Be a politician, even if its just Counsellor
(3) Be a billionaire


HOW TO GO TO JAIL FOR KILLING SOMEONE IN NIGERIA:

(1) Come from a very poor family background
(2) Be poor
(3) Be very poor

Sorry bro....I've never heard of this case

Did she really kill someone

As in murder

Meanwhile any updates on Dasuki and Co

Thanks

sapiosexual1:
The boy make sense. I just hope Wenger would allow him learn from established world beaters like Ozil and Cazorla instead of rushing his progress.
I can imagine an Eagles midfield of Iwobi & Ihenacho, under a good manager would give Nigerians multiple orgasms.

I wish we had alli and ibe....but the jazz dey used to convince iwobi didn't work on them

kYjelly2:
would i be a bad person for wanting these guys dead

i wish for peace and all, but in this case, i wish for death. God please forgive me, but i fail to see no other way in my limited human wisdom.

why will someone be getting 3 cars every 4 years especially when most new cars already have warranties that extend beyond that period, some even up to 10 years.

you can't complete projects, you always always always complain about paucity of funds, you say you are not magicians, you tell citizens to go and die, you can't even provide sealed drainages which serve as sidewalks in modern countries in 2016. yet you want 3 cars every 4 years

God, i just can't see any other way

These people are greedy bastardsss.....300k + for news paper....WTF!!!!!!! And yet they'll still steal more money untop the excess they're paid.....Nigeria aaaah....only God can save us

If we had steady light....will there be any need for generator... ....this is the kind of death all our past and present leaders deserve (God knows best)...for over 50 years electricity has been a problem in Nigeria.

RIP to them.

Can't this people blame someone else(that's the only thing they know how to do)... GEJ dey somewhere dey flex in life....in other news today is 7th

favoured234:
This is no fight joor..

As in Ehnnnn....op just waste my 20kb....

All I see is BROWN ROOF REPUBLIC

datola:
Wa o! I'm impressed.

God will take you higher in Jesus name.

When will u learn that it's wow not waooo....ehn

yarimo:
Yoloba are more beautiful than this shuwa mtswww nonsense

i tire o...No be only Shoewa na Palmwa...but yoloba no fine pass them o

boboLIL:
na sweet and sexy legs, big nyash her hubby go chop? If this na ur reason to marry,,, u go divorce tire oh...

Leave am e go divorce so tey...e go be like CIROMA CHUKWUMA ADEKUNLE for court

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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I swear u be foolish Foool

ScofieldBello:
You seem to me a desperate lady.
Hey, stop going about telling people how to spend their hard earned money! You were definitely disappointed cuz you didn't get what you expected.....he is a real guy.

How many times have you left your change with a waitress? But you expected him to leave his. Oh....I forgot that you ain't got a job yet.

Better that you deleted his number cuz a lady like you cannot add value to his life. He ain't a reckless spender.


Funny you, na now you know say na fake life him dey live. Even if he isn't a full staff, madam IT IS HIS JOB, IT IS HIS LIFE, HE LIKES IT.

You must get 1000 likes for this.....STINGY girl!!!!

thesicilian:
Maybe that is the problem. How can you continue to work 'diligently' when you have not eaten for 5months? Even after 2 months self, something serious should be done, not remain meek like homeless doves. If you go on a peaceful protest the first time and it doesn't work, the next time go on a 'less peaceful' one. Then shut down the entire institution, until the governor pays up every outstanding salary, including the period of the strike. That was the way Oshiomole did it in his time, why can't you people use the same method against him?


On a less serious note, are you sure you guys understood Mr. Obahiagbon's promise when he addressed you? Because he might have said something entirely different in his migraine-inducing English.

Bros I.swear na Wetin I won talk
.....Patrick obahiagbon fit say one thing and dem go hear another tin

An European

Which kain English be Dat OP...kwontinu

Was chasing someone in the night, I got stripped by a slab and flewwww so far and scrubbed the ground...I immediately stood up to form strong guy (everyone was so surprised ) the next day my leg was so big and swollen ehnn...up till now that foot still feels tight when I wear shoes

And the painful part was that I lost the 5k in my pocket

Another one was when I mistakenly zipped my diick.....words can't describe the pain I passed thru unzipping it....

You guys should stop naaaaaa

Abeg

The summary is fear women (wickedness of men)

omonnakoda:
Ekiti is just brown roofs.There is no development ,Osun the same we need River Osun Briddge oo!

That's why they call u guys brown roof republic

Wat of lag, ondo, Oyo, ogun,

I can't even mention any state in the SE (ibo states)

skelewu404:
Politics is becoming a joke in this countryt, instead of these old foools to be challenging the government on serious national issues they are there countin bags of rice.
What a shame

I ask myself everyday in Nigeria why we are so stupid, foolish and quick to forget....this same PDP forming constructive opposition will still wreck us If they're voted in again. Why can't we just do away with this guy's and vote for a new party with young people and fresh ideas (i wonder what other parties are doing sef....they should be using social media.....it's bleeping free!!!!). Nothing good will ever come out from PDP and APC

The same leaders have been recycling. Themselves and ruling us since.....forever

GOD PLEASE GIVE NIGERIANS SENSE ABEG

My question is what exactly is wrong with the first one

omonnakoda:
Where is the FG presence in the SW ? We all know that the SW is the least developed in Nigeria so we are all suffering but the SW is even worse

Are u serious SW is far far far developed than SE, you've obviously not been there...

E.g Imo state is just owerri and villages

Infomizer:
Can't stand these guys..I lose it completely when they start flying! Damn!!!

The flying ones creep me out Damn!!!!...

Standing5:
Wailers cum in here oh. Food is ready

Food way no even dey fire....it seems you don't know who wailers are or what they wail about

sweetgala:
Actually you are very wrong, Shia Islam is the religion of choice for the Islamic extremists as it allows for deviation from the core principles of Islam. It has a strong relevance to rebellious change and therefore is the tool used in nations such as Iran, Algeria, Morocco by Islamic political opposition during revolutions

You're wrong too

mile12crises:
This is how this demonic buhari ordered the military to secretly bury 105 soldiers boko haram killed with chemical weapon and an additional 34 soldiers.

But for the fact that we are in a zoo Republic, Buratai would have resigned.

The Hague is waiting for buhari and burantashi.

Wickedness and anarchy is engulfing our dear nation right before our very eyes

Oga shaaarap....I'm not a zombie, wailer or IPO youth....that story was fake....the picture you saw was from an accident that happened with a tanker (collision) as those soldiers were coming back from a peace keeping mission.