₦airaland Forum

Ahmed0336:
To be honest, i have returned over 4 lost phones to their owners. Whats d fuss about?

I've stopped doing it....everytime I pick a lost phone and return it the next day mine gets stolen....two times now

When I see one I just pass

loco4love:
I DISAGREE WITH POSTER AND THIS IS WHY:

I have seen why many youths are in the dismal situation they are in today. Its not totally their fault it is the Nigerian system that contributes the most effort to make sure the youth fail. How many jobs has the federal, state, local government created for the youth who just left university and secondary school. Some of the youth could not afford to finish secondary school while Buhari can afford to send his daughter to a university in Surrey, England. Everyone is not in the same situation as you. Everyone has not been through the same experiences as you have. Everyone was not born INTO the same conditions as you were. Wake up and smell the Arabica. Don't blame victims for the crime blame the perpetrators. The perpetrators are the elitists and their goons who own the Nigerian system who call themselves: president, vice president, governor, local government chairman, dpo, police constable, politician, lecturer who fornicates with the students in the schools, etc.

Nigeria is hell and it is run by imps and demon-lovers. It makes me wonder how God-fearing folk survive everyday in Nigeria.

You just had to mention buhari....has buhari been the one ruling Nigeria since 1960

dollyjoy:
wasn't talking,i typed.

Then shaaaarap your hand .... Stop typing poo

bezimo:
How can I leave soft beautiful available girls God created to go after a dirty disgusting goat gay like you.Even animals know the difference and know better.

You think every person is so poor like you that you think N50000($150) or whatever is money.You are less than a dog. You are addressing someone who can feed your entire family. Nonsense!!!

You have been warned. Your destruction is emminent.

Leave am....the guy na foolish fool

rockiedink:
Both are actually correct...

Tire = American English
Tyre = British English

We use British English....so it's tyre

dollyjoy:
i am responsible for what i type not what you understand.

Just shataaap!!!!

Martha ankomah

MrAdetunjiBayo:
We yoruba muslims support buhari in this fight against militant. Don't they know that buhari is thr greatest presido ever liveth! The new 'sherrif and yusuf' in town?

What is this.... Who talked about yoruba Muslims now ehnn

We already had this integrated into one app with Franz for Linux

bukatyne:
You mean one slap surpassed 3 yrs worth of slaps?

As much as I understand the man, he is not completely blameless.

After the first slap, he should have taken concrete steps to end the nonsense not waiting for 3yrs to retaliate & blinding her in one eye.

I advise they go their separate ways before he kills her 5yrs later.

Putting her husband down is clearly more important than her life.

Which kind of step If I may ask

Dreamwaker:
Chick where u from. U look familiar

Just tell am say u like am.....NO dey use all this PLANTASHUN BOIZ scope

Yeah I agree that women are stronger emotionally....but most times forming 'stronger' and withholding all those emotion and pain is not the best. Seriously it bleeps many women up mentally and could lead to more pain at the end of the day. (that story that was here on nairaland where a woman didn't have sex with her husband for over 20 years...she refused to cry out for all those years only to discover that he was impotent)

They'll become unnecessarily wicked and hostile to everyone (our female teachers In school then )

Some might commit murder

Some might be forming strong emotionally and be used as punching bags till they die

Etc etc etc

wowmenow:
the government that got elected with change mantra is taking us back
what a confused goverment

Why must you criticise even when there's no reason to
You'll just be posting nonsense anyhow

ojadetayo:
One of the best forums to be part of is the Nairaland forum. I joined this forum last year and I have never regretted doing so.
Earlier in January, I saw this advert placement on the Job's section and I didn't think twice before I submitted my CV there. I waited for their call but didn't get any so I relaxed my mind. Countdown to April 12th, I got a message inviting me for a test at their office. We were like too many that did the test. After series of tests, three people were eventually recruited and I'm happy I'm one of them. The pay is good way better than what I was earning before. I am a testimony to the good things happening on this forum.
Advice: Don't play with whatever you see on this forum, it may be the key that open doors.
I pray that everyone who is also looking for a better offer will get it in Jesus name. Thank you Nairaland.

Yeah....even though most things seem like a joke on nairaland this forum has really helped a lot of people

PS: i also got my current job from nairaland too

KashyBaby:
the pic is blur.. can't see it clearly Even I zoom in..

Why do you like big big things like this....it's not good for you o

Adebo007:
Betrayal talk for Yorubas nd ur's masters ok not SS nd SE, remember that ur grandfather Awolowo did exactly what u re doing now but end up in drinking poison

Can't you read.....did you not see the word 'US'

I'm still wondering why ipob yoots are joining themselves to us

SS and SE are not the same.....are you guys should go and fight your own war and stop trying to join SS and SE together.

But these avengers are really stupid after they blow everything up who will they help....definitely not themselves because they'll be nothing left and no investor will ever want to come to an area that has had a long history of unnecessary violence

NorthernParrot:
Fulani are given some people nightmare


photoshoped

you try sha

You're a foolishly foolish fool....even if it's photo-shopped we know this is exactly what they're doing at the moment

Strahovski1:
Prostitute. She must be sex starved

E be like say u drink expired Yogurt this evening

What is hard is this one now.....mtchewwww

Check those fucking laptops.......a lot of clues could be there

But her smile is not beautiful nw

This is impossibly impossible

Kenmatt:
I spotted this female painter, below written are my conversertions with her.

Good day beautiful,

"Bros good afternoon"

Wao! I think I like what you are doing.

"Thanks, it's my job"

You mean you are a painter?

"Yes I am, I even have some men that are working under me"

As painters?

"Yes nah"

Please can you concentrate let me take a picture of you, I want to post it on a nairaland.

"Zzz OK nah, I know lala and mind44 will like it"

You said lala and mind44?

"Yes nah, are you surprised to have heard that?"

Yes I am, are you a member or a guest?

"I am a member"

Please can you tell me your user name?

"Come by this time tomorrow, I will tell you".

It's obvious she doesn't want to tell me her username, but I was highly elated to have met a female painter, not even knowing that she is a nairalander.

See pictures below:

When will u learn that's it's. Wow! not Wao! ehnnn :/

Category1:
[size=13pt]i'm so angry that LAGOS wasn't a well planned city.
before the creation of Lagos, all these stuffs should have been jotted down...so pple ain't going to build houses illegally, and now that the Lagos state government is planning to demolish a whole 800 Houses(no be beans now) to make pple poor and homeless?

Haba!. Ambode needs to forget that bridge abeg, 800 houses ke?
How can the poor be getting poorer? This ain't possible. [/size]

E be like say u know say your house go dey dia

adeyemi97:
It's so sad, it's always bad news about my country . Smh, iam so scared of withdrawing my money because this exchange rate stuff is killing , I'm sure you understand me better if you are also outside the Country , the only thing Nigerians are saying here now is " I regret being a Nigerian" Our parents are complaining from home about the exchange rate , Buhari stopped the use of Western union to any country outside Nigeria , this same buhari reduced the daily withdrawal limit to just 30k, it takes me over a month at times to withdrawal the whole of my school fee , we can't even pay our school fee anymore through direct deposit from Nigeria , imagine your tuition fee is like 400k , you can only withdrawal 30k everyday and the bank charge is like 6k per withdrawal , that's different from this exchange rate again o , definitely if your school fee is 400k , your parents most send you like 700k just because of bank charges and exchange rate and it's going to take you over a month to withdraw your school fee.

Mehnn....didn't know it was that bad.....sorry

ehn hen.........i'm still waiting for the first person to post browsing cheat for NTEL before i buy

freecocoa:
I will definitely visit Greece and spain.

So u like ''straffing'' like this....hmmm

Everybody don turn curvy nw....even Empress we black like my y**sh before...anyway in Nico gravity's voice EMPRESS GIVE ME THE MOTO...I NO GO GIVE YOU THE MOTOOO

and dasuki and co stole and are stealing billions....and every body is tweeting #dasuki gate