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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 8:20pm On Jun 12, 2021
haykes:
You dey notice am too

definitely
Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Had An Awful Bedroom Experience With An Asthma Patient? by danietohbadt(m): 6:23pm On Jun 12, 2021
Temmylee01:
Omo make world no catch us ooooh meaning kaiye ma muwa ooooooo cheesy



Amin oooo
Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Had An Awful Bedroom Experience With An Asthma Patient? by danietohbadt(m): 4:42pm On Jun 12, 2021
lexuswagon:
Happened to me during service but hers wasn't asthma, some heart ish like dat..

Babe dey on top dey give me smooth ride next thing I see babe fall start dey breathe heavily while clutching her chest. I begin fear run go my neighbors, but e come be say na small small children full house, I no even mind say she dey naked I ready carry her go hospital like dat. Finally Sha babe recover, after I don go call one bros make we lift her dey go hospital and she still dey naked wen d bros enter, be like na shame make her recover quick.
Mehn it was so scary Dat day, I no wish anybody such an experience.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Had An Awful Bedroom Experience With An Asthma Patient? by danietohbadt(m): 4:41pm On Jun 12, 2021
Twelfthman:
...
Back in school days when I meet gbemi. I later had her friendzoned because of this shii.
I no fit write statement abeg


� Lol...
Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Had An Awful Bedroom Experience With An Asthma Patient? by danietohbadt(m): 3:54pm On Jun 12, 2021
juniorstar:
Remember in 300level Deji brought one babe over to his room. But this other girl wey him dey chike just show face naso he no wan let am enter room. The gal con sense say another babe don dey around. The gyal no gree comot for door oh. This was around 10pm. She just dey argue with Deji till like past 12 deji no gree am enter room naso dem begin exchange word. Meanwhile deji na just pt 1 guy but him get bar this girl na graduate oo . She just begin they gasp for breath con see race na health centre we rush am that night. Thank God say deji get ride if not. Na another story. Funny enuf we been think say the gal dey pretend so we no quickly grab. Na when she don dey ground like 2mins plus. We con know say something no dey alright.


Loool.

Na make Deji thank him stars o

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 3:44pm On Jun 12, 2021
biggy26:

So you are planning to get married?

Haaaa grin grin grin

Marriage biti bawo?

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 3:43pm On Jun 12, 2021
Hangulsaram:
Lol! But….
But what?
Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Had An Awful Bedroom Experience With An Asthma Patient? by danietohbadt(m): 2:46pm On Jun 12, 2021
justscorchone:
Same thing happened to me in uni, this babe I don dey eye since with huge jugs came to visit after watching movies and hosting remain plug and play babe start dey gasp, omo neighbors burst into my room thinking say I dey molest omo lomo , girls already don dey jack me for shirt until person when know her condition offer her inhaler, omo after that event me and babe no dey lock eyes again. Those tits soft sha kai I miss better Bobby lashley .

Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Had An Awful Bedroom Experience With An Asthma Patient? by danietohbadt(m): 2:45pm On Jun 12, 2021
paulolee:
I bin de attack very sharply from her back like mbappe wen she jus slow down dey breath fastly...
she just ask me to help her bring her inhaler wey she bin keep for bag n as she take some drags she kum de alright say mk we continue...
continue wetin?? she beg tire n i swear my small boi no gre rise because no b small shock I experience dt day..


Laff iyaf wantu kill me grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Had An Awful Bedroom Experience With An Asthma Patient? by danietohbadt(m): 1:47pm On Jun 12, 2021
SmellySperm:
No but my neighbor had back then in school. Na so baba jack the babe come my house panting for help. He dropped her on my bed and told me he wants to rush to pharmacy to get her inhaler.
As a wise man I told him I'll go get it instead abeg, mk person pikin no com die for my house as my guy japa (God forbid tho)


Omo grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 1:34pm On Jun 12, 2021
Hangulsaram:
Wow…. See Lai Mohamed grin grin grin

Me and Lai no be relatives ooo
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 1:32pm On Jun 12, 2021
Marpol2021:
Gone are those days
Aswear
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 1:32pm On Jun 12, 2021
lereinter:

Since 2013, she still doing runs

Na very good bad girl she be

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 1:31pm On Jun 12, 2021
KingDash:
bad guy.

Lool
Romance / Guys, Ever Had An Awful Bedroom Experience With An Asthma Patient? by danietohbadt(m): 1:29pm On Jun 12, 2021
Found this interesting topic on Facebook and couldn't stop laughing.
Ever had such experience in the past?
Let us know.
grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 9:29pm On Jun 11, 2021
Nonexisting:
And you still kept her pictures since then? shocked By the way she is short but she has breasts and good ass though which is a good thing.


Lol, nope... the pictures are recent ones, although she hasn't really changed (added weight) in the time period... 2013 till now

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 8:44pm On Jun 11, 2021
Loool.

I met so many amazing girls on 2go.
Never really had to japa when I met any of them.

Here's just one of the several girls I met back then, but for privacy reasons, I no go show her face. grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 8:32pm On Jun 11, 2021
walyx:
Yea... I got d contact nd we fixed a date at chicken lovers in sango. But tomd her to call me when she gets to sango ota under bridge. She called has expected o but wetin my eye see na rara o( dwarf). D funniest part b say i wd behind her when she was calling after describing the cloth she wore i knew it was her. Mehn! I loss interest. Just turned my phone off and took ijoko road home. We no talk since then.


grin grin grin

You say wetin again?

Dwarf grin grin cheesy

I can't laugh ooo

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 8:26pm On Jun 11, 2021
SmellySperm:
2go era grin

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed cheesy


You don kolo aswear

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by danietohbadt(m): 8:22pm On Jun 11, 2021
pyyxxaro:
My own naa for Eskimi wayback


As the gal show , She de limb badly

My guys were around waiting to see her , if u see laff when there laff me

I still went to meet her , gisted with her before discharging her



It was really funny

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo Welcomes Second Child, Bobby Maris Reacts (Video) by danietohbadt(m): 4:02pm On Jun 11, 2021
doctore212:
Abeg I have been shouting since that I need olosho connect in Yobe state and no one is Keen to listen to my plea.


I need two oloshos in Yobe



Download Olosho app, set your location as Yobe. You go see wetin you dey find
Politics / Re: 2 Truckloads Of Armed Fulani Herdsmen Arrive In Akure - Sahara Reporters by danietohbadt(m): 11:14am On Jun 11, 2021
Kobicove:

How did you confirm? undecided

I'm in Akure, and it was the news around town yesterday
Politics / Re: 2 Truckloads Of Armed Fulani Herdsmen Arrive In Akure - Sahara Reporters by danietohbadt(m): 8:41am On Jun 11, 2021
Monogamy:
Sahara deserted should continue with their lies


The report is 100% true.
Romance / Re: My New Boyfriend Is Already Hinting For Sex by danietohbadt(m): 4:44pm On Jun 04, 2021
definitelyME:
my guy.. you are funny as 4uck...I nearly laugh my heart out...whi wh one be fucktionship?


Lool. You know quite well that, at some stage in a man's life, any woman that comes his way is just meant to be f*cked.

That period is what I'm referring to.

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Romance / Re: Check Out These Romantic Photos Of A Curvy Fish Seller by danietohbadt(m): 10:45am On Jun 04, 2021
Nonexistent:
Very correct. I don't like fuccking a woman with tiny breast no matter how curvy her behind is. A woman can't turn me unless she has a sizable breast.



Lol. Fellow badman
Romance / Re: Sell A Kidney Or Liver? by danietohbadt(m): 8:46pm On Jun 03, 2021
Make I sit down dey follow this thread.


I one see wetin go happen Las Las


Wahala for who don use ogogoro plus monkey tail spoil him kidney oooo

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Romance / Re: Check Out These Romantic Photos Of A Curvy Fish Seller by danietohbadt(m): 8:42pm On Jun 03, 2021
Good for her that she's curvy.
For men with high taste like me, a girl with big ukwu without big boobs is a No No.

Nna mehn, man gats hold something for hand, man gats put something for mouth too.

grin grin grin

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