Sebastine1994:

my phone is naked,
my screen shot alone will help you wipe my Bitcoin and zuga coin etc.
inshort my phone is my Life, I can't share it with you,

Heartbender:
Damn, you're hot!!!

Hardgun:
U wan trend

Kef420:
Boss we all have different way of thinking, bcuz you have trust issue doesn't mean another person will be like u. And isn't even for people with 1k airtime do data with your airtime pls

Elporo:


No nah when she graduate for olosho work at 27. Na that time she go ripe for marriage.

FORWARDEVERLY:


No mind the SIMP of an OP.. I go still read in premium larger tears story here..

oz4real83:
Na wa oo. What will u call such a tax? Business or company tax?

November24:
Sensible betting too

turkeyman:
LoL I no mind o my broda, drop me ur email or contact make we align for this matter

SenecaTheYonger:
I’ve seen her before. I remember she scammed someone of t-fare to fvck..


Bro u paid 45k for sex? I’m in tears

She doesn’t look like a scammer tho, I just found her Facebook account. I think someone is scamming you with her pix.

Powersurge:
In all these stories, I rediscovered how primitive Nigeria as a country is. Anybody found in company of a dead person must be responsible. Even to help accident victim na wahala.

chyzoo4u:


Since una match unaselves for the drive, make una kuku marry if una neva do

chyzoo4u:


Since una match unaselves for the drive, make una kuku marry if una neva do

Nicklaus619:


Bro, no he small thing oh.
And the girl fine like this ehh, Nah why them say sickness no dey show for face

MarketDispatch:
My suggestion is...don't go out or go banging without an inhaler in your handbag if your have breathing difficulties.

Nicklaus619:
I dated this babe way back 200l, then I was staying off campus and funny enough, ever since we started dating she never told me she's asthmatic plus she never had a crisis in my present, so there was no way I could know.

One cold evening, I was banging this babe and she was moaning in ecstasy, all of a sudden she exploded with orgasm and started struggling for breath and I was thinking it's just normal orgasmic girly drama until she finished orgasm and she was still jerking, I look into her eyes and it was all white as Bleep, Nah there I begin they cry , thought she was about to die, until I ran and called my landlord after covering her unclothedness with my duvet, he came and asked me, where her hand bag, I brought it, he ransacked it and brought out one rubber stuff, I later found out it was an inhaler, he put it inside her mouth and she started sulking on it and gasping until she was finally stable, i was crying the whole time , left for my guy man landlord, I didn't know what would become of me .


After the incidence, my respect for my landlord increased because he rescued me from certain death, he was like my personal lord and saviour , after the incidence, before I ask any girl out, I will stylishly ask whether she's asthmatic , I was scared to death that day, that was the day I knew Jesus love me specially as she no die for my hand that day
Very nice man that year.

turkeyman:
Oga hope you no mind share this balanced diet with a broda, please na reason with me

Obakashdee:
Upon all the babes wey I don knack I never meet one asthma babe na wa oo

SimplyFacts:
Funny

All of una wey no dey take eyez see gals, una go carry the one wey dey suffer from giri someday. Dem go carry you two go hospital with your p**** stuck in her teeth