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So, a couple of public parks in Europe allow sex in them. The rules at the Amsterdam Vondelpark says it's totally ok to have sex in the park as long as it is in the evening or night time when children are less likely to be there. Also, you have to pick up your condoms. That is assuming you use one

The Dutch police are in full support of the legalization and are actually encouraging other parks to follow suit so as to make their work easier. They say people already do it and arresting mating couples is just too embarrassing and unnecessary.

The same as another park in Copenhagen (Denmark) with the following rules.

"Sex in the park is allowed. But show some consideration.
Many children institutions use the park.
Therefore please avoid:
Sex in the playground and visible places between 9 am and 4 pm.
Loud sex in hiding between 9 am and 4 pm.
Remember to:
Remove semen from the benches after the act.
Leave condoms and used napkins in the bin.
The city hall of Copenhagen calls for safe sex.
Enjoy!"

So would you have sex in such a park or any other public place?

Personally I think what happens in a bedroom should stay in a bedroom, or at least within your home or property. I don't want to think about seeing other people having sex in public places. Maybe I won't mind. I can always look away, not like I don't see it on TV or movies. Thats just me.

Some might say though that public parks should not legalize sex because they may want to visit with their children, and certainly you don't want to traumatize minors with the sight of the "do".

What do you think? Comment and Vote.

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Nawao compound crush.... let her be joor.... are you a Russian? You asked your neighbour out.... No no for me

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Chei...

A major put off

Thanks

This topic actually originate when I was with friends and she said; They do discuss it in the hostel

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I'd have tried that it didn't work

Am trying so hard to avoid the no. 3 in my work place... smiles,pet names, touch, etc Am sticking to this... Don't poo wer you eat..secondly I have a stunning half

Funny eh

Abi I prefer to sweat it out....

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WhatsApp Everytime

None of my business

5 issues in 5 months.... got deleted five times, added again five times, You guys are not married yet, but the amount of issues are too much.. Am curious why a 41 years old man will behave like that.. You must be doing something wrong, though that does not warrant him to behave like a kid.. please start from avoiding issues and talk about the deleting stuff with him, at this age you guys should be thinking about the way forward not tantrum

I really think it's a decision you have to make for yourself.... I have seen so many people that stick together for 10 years plus and got married and a guy that pull out after making it big time.. What am saying is simple as this..... Marriage is very complex, what is working for "A" may not work for "B".. .. I will tell you my mind... don't like what you are doing to my namesake Your decision

Homesick... Wana go home

Cutehector:
as in eh.. We nigerians are so so uptight in lil things

Don't play the blame game pls.....well done OP

Goes to show how much you know about love....

There was laughter at the Sharia Court, Samaru, Gusau, Zamfara State, during the week, when a housewife, Aisha Dannupawa, asked the court to dissolve her one-week marriage to her husband, Ali Maizinari, because she could not bear the size of his penis.

When the case came up, the woman told the court that she married her husband after her first marriage failed. The mother of three revealed that before she packed into her husband’s house, as the tradition demanded, she was invited into his parents house. She told the court that “when he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare.

Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his joystick was too big,” she told the court. She also told the court that after the experience, she took some medication, which was given to her by her mother.

“I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,’’ she added.

According to her, “two days later when he came to visit me, we had sex again, but the experience was too much to bear. It was then I knew that I coulld not continue with the marriage because of the size of his joystick.’’

The husband, Maizinari, did not deny what his wife said. He told the court that he was willing to divorce her but that she should pay back the dowry and all that he spent on her during the courtship.

When he was asked to state the amount, Maizinari disclosed that what he expected from her was N60,000.

President of the court, Alhaji Mamman Shinkafi, told the couple to try reconciliation