₦airaland Forum

Integrityfarms:
Can someone pls interpret the budget and translate it for him in Arabic!

Get sense you ought to use your agricultural business for developing the nation and be busy with work not here slewing rubbish

Iyke1998:
Hmm
I just dey think of the curse wey I go lay on Buhari.
*still thinking*

oya curse make e follow ur papa and mama at home idiat goat chimpanzee

marvelck:
When a guy is just getting to know a girl, and start telling her he loves her, he is only trying to get into her pants (have sex with her). Cos, thats how most guys behave nowadays. They use love lyrics to get a girl into bed as soon as possible. And gullible girls are falling for such lies...

but if I told her straight up let's have sex she no go gree infact she'll think herself cheap despite wanting to straff oooo

ozoigbondu:
The Police Service Commission (PSC) has warned that there would be no short-cut into the Nigeria Police Force in the recruitment of 10,000 personnel.
President Muhammadu Buhari had in 2015 approved the recruitment of 10,000 policemen at the National Security Summit in Abuja.
In a statement Wednesday, Ikechukwu Ani, Head, Press and Public Relations of the commission, told journalists that Mike Okiro, Chairman of the commission, gave the warning while unveiling a portal for the exercise in Abuja.
The statement said that the portal would be opened to the public on April 1 to herald the commencement of the exercise.
“The process leading to the recruitment of 10,000 Policemen as directed by President Muhammadu Buhari at the National Security Summit in Abuja last year, has commenced,” the statement said.
It said the unveiling of the portal was in actualisation of the presidential directive on the recruitment of the 10,000 Policemen.
The statement noted that the exercise was remarkable because there had not been recruitment into the Nigeria Police Force for more than five years.

It said that thousands of policemen who died in the course of service, dismissed or retired, had not been replaced since the last five years.
The statement stressed that the recruitment would strengthen and re-energise the force to tackle more security challenges facing the country.
It explained that the exercise could not begin last year because the funding was not captured in the 2015 budget.
The statement urged interested applicants to access the portal through the commission’s website: www.psc.gov.ng or that of the Nigeria Police Force: www.npf.gov.ng.
It said that no fee would be charged for the processing of the forms which would be filled on-line.
“We are not charging money. It is free, absolutely free,” it said.
The statement said that the exercise would be in three entry points of Constable, Cadet Inspector and Cadet ASP, while there would also be recruitment into the Specialist cadre.
It said that applicants for Police Constables are expected to possess five credits including Mathematics and English Language at Senior School Certificate Examination in not more than two sittings.
It said that for Cadet Inspectors, in addition to having the requirements of Police Constables, candidates would be expected to have an Ordinary National Diploma (OND), Advanced Level (A level), National Certificate in Education (NCE) or their equivalents.
The statement said Candidates for Cadet ASP must possess a University degree or a Higher National Diploma (HND).

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/200700-nigeria-police-begin-recruitment-10000-personnel.html

Finally my job has landed after 5yrs of graduating and seeking job,
police is bad, police is bad
if the assumed Good people refuse to join the. force how can it get better

skytanics:
This was what my friend passed through in the hands of Quarantine officers at the Muritala Mohammed International Airport and almost missed his flight. I know many others have experienced this extortion from these people giving Nigeria bad name, so we need to stop them.

Read what happened..

Please, I had a terrible experience on Saturday afternoon 12-03-2016 at Muritala Mohammed International Airport.
I had an Emirates flight EK784 to Dubai scheduled to leave by 1420hrs. While on the queue, I saw the customs official - a man and the quarantine officer- a woman taking bribe from almost all the passengers before my turn. Bags were not even checked properly. When I approached the government officials desk with my bags, the customs officer on duty (ANDONG DAN) and quarantine officer - a woman (OLUBUMMO E.A.) told me to pay 4,000 Naira bribe to N.L. SULEIMAN also a government official on the desk. I had two pieces of Eutymol tooth paste, 4 packets of tetmosol soap, some clothes, books, garri and beans in my bags. I did not carry anything unlawful as far as I know.

I told them I will not pay any kobo, rather, I will do whatever the law says. Immediately, ANDONG DAN and OLUBUMMO E.A. shouted at me and asked me to go and look for a quarantine office and collect certificates for two pieces of Eutymol tooth paste, 4 packets of tetmosol soap, some clothes, books, garri and beans . I asked them, to tell me the provision of the law and that, I was ready to drop whatever is not permitted in my bag.
They refused to attend to me, the quarantine woman said my eyes would see it, before I get back from the quarantine office, I would have missed my international flight.
But, I kept demanding for justice. After a while, they described quarantine office in the airport to me. I had to rush to the quarantine office and if not for God, I would have missed my flight because I refused to pay bribe.

Please let us put this kind of officers where they belong by letting the authorities know what is happening.

I am posting this on Facebook right away

gistsky:
NYSC certificate bearing ANUMAKA JOY is found and brought home by my sister.
If you know anyone bearing this name, please notify her to contact me through achorjo@gmail.com

Pls kindly assist in taking this thing to an NYSC office please to help the fellow

Aminat508:
Otigba1

Fynestboi


Figo05

yjgm

HVILLE

ceminez

ADULTBASE

Skyface00

Ahmed4002


dantori



Please save Funmilola

No Amount is small


her bank account detail :

Account name : Oniyelu Funmilola Cecilia,

Bank: Zenith bank

Act number : 1005109260.

branch : International Airport Road

Pls add Aishat Alubankudi. on Facebook and share it with her ASAP Pls with evidences. Thanks

xyz098:
I resumed as a contract staff of a bank early last month, every one was happy for me (having waited for over two years before getting a real job). They all thanked God on my behalf. I was eventually posted to the contact centre of the bank located somewhere in ilupeju. my first one week on the job opened my eyes to the real definition of slavery. people work like crazy, targets have to be met, and there's no closing time. as an msc student, I had thought I can combine both, but with what I'm seeing, I'm scared. even more Scarry is when you meet people there and they tell you they've been in that slavery for up to four Years.

please share your experience as a contract staff. how were you able to cope?

ISON BPO the airtel customer care company does worse

She surely has realised alot about life living in naija hence her kind heartedness

Sparklequeen:
Nice dishes. Ur wife will cherish you, weldone.

See you I know say u don de salivate oya fyi na for guys only me and Emeka

Mimido2:
lol.....d yeye girl does not want to go home

As the guy something don sweet her nko? abeg make de leave d girl jor she has known how somtin tastes from long by looking closely

Caringguy:
Hello nlander's I was just having a cool Sunday work out this afternoon in my compound when i saw this lovely white Lizard staring at me. This is my first time of seeing a white Lizard



I don't know the appropriate section to post this.

you could have easily earned big cash by contacting Animal planet am serious if you can locate the lizard again locate em

What if it was phyno who took you there?

nikkiehan:
do we still av caring guys

yes I exist.

LadyVerah:
A,B,J...expecially.. J combined with SK,Tram and chilled vodka

you Don yamma

A E H J

jadekitana; for her been real, mzphyno; she sexy and hot SweetOlive u gotta check her pix t understand wat I saw
and and all the raw girls here on NL cos they RAW

When I say I. wanna join the police they say it's corrupted Okay then if the presumed good people do not join the force who will fix it God pleas help my intentions

Medunah:
Ok, so naturally am a slim person but recently i noticed that i have bin losing weight. I got back from skul last week and my mum was like 'do u eat at all'?? At first i wasnt disturbed but now everyone is complaining about the same thing.

I even started taking multivitamins like my mum asked me to but deres still no changes. Its like going from slim to skinny. So anyone who has any idea on how i can add weight should pls share, tnx.

NB: normally, i wouldnt have posted a topic on here but its really bothering me, so pls no silly comments.

get to me for genuine ideas

Despite these ones caught some people will still not learn

naughtynaughty:
wats hmhmm? Oniro

na question I ask u na, you wey say u go discuss everything about the meeting here

naughtynaughty:
Hello guyz,
Is der any kogi state uni guy(guys) here? So we can meet/hang out together on val's day

Nd if there r many ksu nairalanders (romancelandrz 2b precise) pls indicate so we cn mke a lil get 2geda on val day.

Its nt lyk am boo'less oooo bt my spirit shaa want to hookup wit one romancelandr guy close 2me dis love season

Drop ur location/hostel/lodge/bbm pin in comment.

If we wld eventually hookup or meet on vals day all bills wuld be on u. bt it wuld b fun trust me


Everything we do, d hookup, gist etc wuld be posted here live for y'all 2c
Lalasticlala nd seun pls move dis to frontpage pls.

Bashing is allowed o

N.B all the plans, whr to meet,how to meet, what time to meet etc will be discused here live for evri1 2c.

Even the hmhm will be discussed here?

Daminaj2:
why not let Tofunmi teach you himself

Na like so u no like me reach

Daminaj2:

The kind of food he eats

do you wanna make or teach me how to make 'em

Did constitution say you must be sworn in in the toilet or courtyard abeg cut that crap

oluwapoju:
What's the first thing that attracts you to the opposite sex?

All you this ladies shouting height if I bring my dwarf self and some million nairas no get taste for me, OK?

Zambux:
What is this?

BREAST

divineappo:
ur price pls. send me a pm. i wil reply

can't get u tru pm yet add me

drsteroid:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/197643-metuh-issues-first-statement-since-release-prison.

you mean Metuh the thief?

nawtiprincess:
Arsenal roses bawo

hey er u still active on here

you can contact me if you need this Quality Shear butter oil

Hadez:
Just got back from class. So bored rate my pix from one to 10

so you're that bae I was told was breaking guys heart about oya break mine