₦airaland Forum

marvelck:
When a guy is just getting to know a girl, and start telling her he loves her, he is only trying to get into her pants (have sex with her). Cos, thats how most guys behave nowadays. They use love lyrics to get a girl into bed as soon as possible. And gullible girls are falling for such lies...

but if I told her straight up let's have sex she no go gree infact she'll think herself cheap despite wanting to straff oooo

ozoigbondu:
The Police Service Commission (PSC) has warned that there would be no short-cut into the Nigeria Police Force in the recruitment of 10,000 personnel.
President Muhammadu Buhari had in 2015 approved the recruitment of 10,000 policemen at the National Security Summit in Abuja.
In a statement Wednesday, Ikechukwu Ani, Head, Press and Public Relations of the commission, told journalists that Mike Okiro, Chairman of the commission, gave the warning while unveiling a portal for the exercise in Abuja.
The statement said that the portal would be opened to the public on April 1 to herald the commencement of the exercise.
“The process leading to the recruitment of 10,000 Policemen as directed by President Muhammadu Buhari at the National Security Summit in Abuja last year, has commenced,” the statement said.
It said the unveiling of the portal was in actualisation of the presidential directive on the recruitment of the 10,000 Policemen.
The statement noted that the exercise was remarkable because there had not been recruitment into the Nigeria Police Force for more than five years.

It said that thousands of policemen who died in the course of service, dismissed or retired, had not been replaced since the last five years.
The statement stressed that the recruitment would strengthen and re-energise the force to tackle more security challenges facing the country.
It explained that the exercise could not begin last year because the funding was not captured in the 2015 budget.
The statement urged interested applicants to access the portal through the commission’s website: www.psc.gov.ng or that of the Nigeria Police Force: www.npf.gov.ng.
It said that no fee would be charged for the processing of the forms which would be filled on-line.
“We are not charging money. It is free, absolutely free,” it said.
The statement said that the exercise would be in three entry points of Constable, Cadet Inspector and Cadet ASP, while there would also be recruitment into the Specialist cadre.
It said that applicants for Police Constables are expected to possess five credits including Mathematics and English Language at Senior School Certificate Examination in not more than two sittings.
It said that for Cadet Inspectors, in addition to having the requirements of Police Constables, candidates would be expected to have an Ordinary National Diploma (OND), Advanced Level (A level), National Certificate in Education (NCE) or their equivalents.
The statement said Candidates for Cadet ASP must possess a University degree or a Higher National Diploma (HND).

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/200700-nigeria-police-begin-recruitment-10000-personnel.html

Finally my job has landed after 5yrs of graduating and seeking job,
police is bad, police is bad
if the assumed Good people refuse to join the. force how can it get better

skytanics:
This was what my friend passed through in the hands of Quarantine officers at the Muritala Mohammed International Airport and almost missed his flight. I know many others have experienced this extortion from these people giving Nigeria bad name, so we need to stop them.

Read what happened..

Please, I had a terrible experience on Saturday afternoon 12-03-2016 at Muritala Mohammed International Airport.
I had an Emirates flight EK784 to Dubai scheduled to leave by 1420hrs. While on the queue, I saw the customs official - a man and the quarantine officer- a woman taking bribe from almost all the passengers before my turn. Bags were not even checked properly. When I approached the government officials desk with my bags, the customs officer on duty (ANDONG DAN) and quarantine officer - a woman (OLUBUMMO E.A.) told me to pay 4,000 Naira bribe to N.L. SULEIMAN also a government official on the desk. I had two pieces of Eutymol tooth paste, 4 packets of tetmosol soap, some clothes, books, garri and beans in my bags. I did not carry anything unlawful as far as I know.

I told them I will not pay any kobo, rather, I will do whatever the law says. Immediately, ANDONG DAN and OLUBUMMO E.A. shouted at me and asked me to go and look for a quarantine office and collect certificates for two pieces of Eutymol tooth paste, 4 packets of tetmosol soap, some clothes, books, garri and beans . I asked them, to tell me the provision of the law and that, I was ready to drop whatever is not permitted in my bag.
They refused to attend to me, the quarantine woman said my eyes would see it, before I get back from the quarantine office, I would have missed my international flight.
But, I kept demanding for justice. After a while, they described quarantine office in the airport to me. I had to rush to the quarantine office and if not for God, I would have missed my flight because I refused to pay bribe.

Please let us put this kind of officers where they belong by letting the authorities know what is happening.

I am posting this on Facebook right away

gistsky:
NYSC certificate bearing ANUMAKA JOY is found and brought home by my sister.
If you know anyone bearing this name, please notify her to contact me through achorjo@gmail.com

Pls kindly assist in taking this thing to an NYSC office please to help the fellow

Aminat508:
Otigba1

Fynestboi


Figo05

yjgm

HVILLE

ceminez

ADULTBASE

Skyface00

Ahmed4002


dantori



Please save Funmilola

No Amount is small


her bank account detail :

Account name : Oniyelu Funmilola Cecilia,

Bank: Zenith bank

Act number : 1005109260.

branch : International Airport Road

Pls add Aishat Alubankudi. on Facebook and share it with her ASAP Pls with evidences. Thanks

xyz098:
I resumed as a contract staff of a bank early last month, every one was happy for me (having waited for over two years before getting a real job). They all thanked God on my behalf. I was eventually posted to the contact centre of the bank located somewhere in ilupeju. my first one week on the job opened my eyes to the real definition of slavery. people work like crazy, targets have to be met, and there's no closing time. as an msc student, I had thought I can combine both, but with what I'm seeing, I'm scared. even more Scarry is when you meet people there and they tell you they've been in that slavery for up to four Years.

please share your experience as a contract staff. how were you able to cope?

ISON BPO the airtel customer care company does worse

She surely has realised alot about life living in naija hence her kind heartedness

Sparklequeen:
Nice dishes. Ur wife will cherish you, weldone.

See you I know say u don de salivate oya fyi na for guys only me and Emeka

Mimido2:
lol.....d yeye girl does not want to go home

As the guy something don sweet her nko? abeg make de leave d girl jor she has known how somtin tastes from long by looking closely

Caringguy:
Hello nlander's I was just having a cool Sunday work out this afternoon in my compound when i saw this lovely white Lizard staring at me. This is my first time of seeing a white Lizard



I don't know the appropriate section to post this.

you could have easily earned big cash by contacting Animal planet am serious if you can locate the lizard again locate em

What if it was phyno who took you there?

nikkiehan:
do we still av caring guys

yes I exist.

LadyVerah:
A,B,J...expecially.. J combined with SK,Tram and chilled vodka

you Don yamma

A E H J

jadekitana; for her been real, mzphyno; she sexy and hot SweetOlive u gotta check her pix t understand wat I saw
and and all the raw girls here on NL cos they RAW

When I say I. wanna join the police they say it's corrupted Okay then if the presumed good people do not join the force who will fix it God pleas help my intentions

Medunah:
Ok, so naturally am a slim person but recently i noticed that i have bin losing weight. I got back from skul last week and my mum was like 'do u eat at all'?? At first i wasnt disturbed but now everyone is complaining about the same thing.

I even started taking multivitamins like my mum asked me to but deres still no changes. Its like going from slim to skinny. So anyone who has any idea on how i can add weight should pls share, tnx.

NB: normally, i wouldnt have posted a topic on here but its really bothering me, so pls no silly comments.

get to me for genuine ideas

Despite these ones caught some people will still not learn

naughtynaughty:
wats hmhmm? Oniro

na question I ask u na, you wey say u go discuss everything about the meeting here

naughtynaughty:
Hello guyz,
Is der any kogi state uni guy(guys) here? So we can meet/hang out together on val's day

Nd if there r many ksu nairalanders (romancelandrz 2b precise) pls indicate so we cn mke a lil get 2geda on val day.

Its nt lyk am boo'less oooo bt my spirit shaa want to hookup wit one romancelandr guy close 2me dis love season

Drop ur location/hostel/lodge/bbm pin in comment.

If we wld eventually hookup or meet on vals day all bills wuld be on u. bt it wuld b fun trust me


Everything we do, d hookup, gist etc wuld be posted here live for y'all 2c
Lalasticlala nd seun pls move dis to frontpage pls.

Bashing is allowed o

N.B all the plans, whr to meet,how to meet, what time to meet etc will be discused here live for evri1 2c.

Even the hmhm will be discussed here?

Daminaj2:
why not let Tofunmi teach you himself

Na like so u no like me reach

Daminaj2:

The kind of food he eats

do you wanna make or teach me how to make 'em

Did constitution say you must be sworn in in the toilet or courtyard abeg cut that crap

oluwapoju:
What's the first thing that attracts you to the opposite sex?

All you this ladies shouting height if I bring my dwarf self and some million nairas no get taste for me, OK?

Zambux:
What is this?

BREAST

divineappo:
ur price pls. send me a pm. i wil reply

can't get u tru pm yet add me

drsteroid:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/197643-metuh-issues-first-statement-since-release-prison.

you mean Metuh the thief?

nawtiprincess:
Arsenal roses bawo

hey er u still active on here

you can contact me if you need this Quality Shear butter oil

Hadez:
Just got back from class. So bored rate my pix from one to 10

so you're that bae I was told was breaking guys heart about oya break mine

viviangist2:
Am Not here to support or power Tribalism neither am i here to say anything political , Even thought the people in Question were from the same political party.

This reminds me of Shagari house arrest while Alex Ekwueme in Kirikiri. One Nigeria Indeed. What did you understand about this pictures..Olisa Metuh appears in court with handcuffed while Sambo Dasuki appears in court without handcuffed, Nigerian Government what is really happening. Think of that my People . A true Christian or Muslim must not try to hide the Truth Behind this Topic.

Olisah Metuh Offence
He was charged with seven counts of money laundering involving the sum of N400m, part of the $2.1bn arms fund.

Dasuki Sambo's Offence.
He is the man sharing the $2.1bn arms fund.

From http://www.viviangist.com/dasuki-and-olisah-metuhs-appearance-in-court-the-difference

Cc; lalasticlala , lets be sincere about this

I'll tell you the difference but next time use your senses, Dasuki was brought to court by EFCC while Metuh was brought to court by the Prison officials where the court said he should be remanded earlier so That's the way Prison officials bring prisoners Ewu

HungerBAD:
A staff of Mobil Producing Nigeria (ExxonMobil), a multinational oil and gas corporation, identified simply as James, has allegedly raped a 14-year-old girl in the Lekki area of Lagos State.

James, an engineer, who is also the landlord of the house where the victim’s guardians live, gave the girl N1, 000 to pacify her after the incident and cautioned her against revealing what transpired between them, The Punch reports.

On the contrary, the three-year-old daughter of the tenant, who witnessed the rape, was said to have exposed the suspect and the case was subsequently reported at the Langbasa Police Division from where the victim was taken to a medical centre in the Eti-Osa Local Government Area.

According to reports, the test result showed that there was a forceful penetration, while semen was also recovered from the victim’s private parts.

The Police Public Relations Officer, Dolapo Badmus, who confirmed the incident, said the suspect had been arrested and the case transferred to Zone 2 Command, Onikan.

She said, “The police have arrested the man and he has been taken to Zone 2 because a petition was also sent to Zone 2 on the matter.”

Meanwhile, a human rights organization, Women Association of The Good People, which reportedly took up the case, urged the authorities to give justice to the victim.

The group in a statement said the incident happened last Monday while the tenant, who was the victim’s uncle, was away from home.

“On Monday, January 4, 2016, Mr. James, who works with ExxonMobil and who is also a landlord of a property on the Lagos Island, raped a 14-year-old who happened to be the niece of his tenant.

“He decided to visit the home of his tenant who had advised him earlier that they wouldn’t be at home. Only the 14-year-old niece and their three-year-old daughter were at home on that faithful day.

“James knocked on the door of the flat and was attended to by the 14-year-old who told the landlord that her uncle and aunt were not home. He, however, insisted on entering the home of his tenant to wait for them.

“The naive girl, who had only been in Lagos for three weeks, opened the door and allowed him in,” the statement added.

The suspect was said to have checked round the house and realizing that the victim’s custodians were not at home, he was said to have started a conversation with the victim, asking for her name, age and other details.

“James pushed the young girl on the bed and, while she tried to scream, he covered her mouth and forcefully had his way with her in the presence of the three-year-old.

“In a bid to console her after the act, he gave her N1, 000 and left.

“Her aunt came home and met her hysterical and inconsolable. After asking repeatedly what happened and the girl was unable to answer, the three-year-old daughter recounted the story to her mother, saying, ‘Mummy, landlord came, he pushed ‘the unidentified’ on the bed and he do like this…like this… on top of her,’ describing to her mum and innocently recreating the movements she saw,” the statement added.

A medical report was said to have been obtained the following morning, which confirmed a case of rape.

The woman (the victim’s aunt) was said to have reported to her husband, before the case was reported at the police station.

The suspect was, however, said to be at large and did not respond to police invitation.

The statement further read, “As of January 8, James failed to report to the police station at 9am as he had promised. Instead, he called the victim’s family (his tenants) repeatedly and tried to convince them to meet him. His calls prior to this were threats to evict them.

“We are concerned citizens saddened by the incident, which numerous bodies are also aware of. But the suspect is yet to be apprehended,” the statement said.

The Manager, Media and Communications, Mobil Producing Nigeria, Oge Udeagha, reacting to the claims against its staff, said the company was aware of the matter.

An email from Udeagha reads in part, “Mobil Producing Nigeria, operator of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation NNPC/MPN Joint Venture, confirms that the police authorities on January 11, 2016, notified it of an alleged case of defilement brought against one of our personnel that is unrelated to his duties with the company.

“MPN promptly notified the employee of the police invitation and advised he make himself available to the authorities as requested.

“MPN has the highest regards for the law and has offered assurances of our full support with investigations, if required, to police authorities. We understand he is already cooperating with the police.”

Seun,Mynd44,lalasticlala
http://dailypost.ng/2016/01/13/exxonmobil-engineer-rapes-teenager-gives-her-n1000-to-console-her/

CORRECT MY JOB DON SHOW. ... EXXON DO THE NEEDFUL SACK THAT GUY AND EMPLOY ME ASAP