₦airaland Forum

Catalin:
30k can't solve half your problems.

Myopic sadist spotted

BTT:
Anamene?

I understand Bokobaru very well. I also understand Bissan. Although I can pick pieces of it, I ultimately don't speak Baatonum.

Are you from Barutein LGA of Kwara State?

yea am from Ilesha Baruba in Baruten LGA how about you?

BTT:
Anamene?

I understand Bokobaru very well. I also understand Bissan. Although I can pick pieces of it, I ultimately don't speak Baatonum.

Are you from Barutein LGA of Kwara State?

Yes am from Ilesha Baruba in Baruten LGA how abt u??

BTT:
Dianye? Bedeno be?
N fie Kaiama me gwe?

nahh that's Bokobaru we speak Baatonum kpurando asewa baani

Nnamdd1:
A Comprehensive list of all the 371 Ethnic Groups in Nigeria.

Mine is 165, What is Yours?

Source: http://www.naijahelm.com/2016/12/complete-list-of-all-371-ethnic-groups-in-nigeria.html

Mine is 39 Baruba and we're found in Kwara and not Niger

NaijaMutant:
They criticise Buhari; You are not happy

They Praise Buhari; You are still not happy

Them swear for you ni

Whereas, Ekiti APC are busy insulting and Threatening Pastor Adeboye for Praising Fayose

PDP teaching APC maturity in politicking

Never seen someone as foolish as you in my entire life, PMB is winning and you can only do one thing about it...


KILL YOURSELF, IDIET

ritababe:
9. Watching Porn
Viewing or selling pornography is punishable by death

and you wey e like f**k like this hmmmm

ekanDamie:
this was put in place by Lagos govt to reduce hardship.
some of u will actually think u are smart. buy and start selling in your shops
at the competition price of 18-20k.

you aree not smart, you just proving that even if the govt wakes up to their responsibilities
that you will jeopardize it to ur own selfish gains.

I can relate bro Ipobians can do anything, they'll rebag it now better master the taste of your Lake rice o, if not you're on a long thing

EdifiedCEO:
A www.newshelm.com reader sent in this report.


He Wrote:


This morning in Minna. Random images from protesting residents, converging at Mobil Roundabout to say enough of power outage.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/12/photos-residents-of-niger-state-protest.html

Thank God Niger state indegenes don de get sense small small remain Kwara my state

betterABIAstate:
did you read this part?


"At the commencement of work on the road project, the representative of FERMA, Mr. Abraham Akange, said that the government’s deci­sion to fix the highway was due to the pressure from the National Assembly members from Abia State

He particularly acknowl­edged the efforts of Senator Theodore Orji, representing Abia Central Senatorial Dis­trict; and the member repre­senting Ikwuano-Umuahia in the House of Representatives, Chief Sam Onuigbo

According to him, their pressure on FERMA and the Federal Ministry of Works for the rehabilitation of the road was so tense that an emer­gency meeting had to be con­vened by the Minister, Mr. Babatunde Fashola, in Abu­ja, where the plan for the pal­liative work was unveiled and ratified."

But yet did you read who approved the project?? guess its Mr President's Rep in the works Dept .

mamabomboy:
God will punish PMB, Ngige and all the ministers and APC supporters

including your father and his lineage

7Alexander:
What you are about to read happened to me last week, I just had to bring it here, because the more I try to wrap my head around it, the more questions comes to mind.

About a month ago I moved to another city, but considering its a totally different culture, I have just been gradually trying to settle in. So, on Tuesday Last week, I noticed a plumbing issue in my room, for which I went to seek the caretaker who lives within the compound. I later found him in one of the rooms trying to fix some things for another new tenant who I will refer to as Sandra henceforth. I laid my complaints to the man and briefly spoke with Sandra who told me aje was an undergraduate.

About an hour later, the caretaker came to my room to checkout the problem I was having, Sandra came with him, and as we were making small talks, she walked into my kitchen and pointed out that my pots and other cooking utensils were still new and unused, then i told her I haven't started cooking because I don't know my way around yet, so I haven't been to the market. She then offered to go to the market with me whenever I was ready.

The next day being Wednesday I made a list of things to buy, among which were some packaged and canned foods, for this we went to a mall. After picking the items, we had to join the queue at the payment point, while there, I remembered some things which I needed but haven't included in my list, so I handed over my ATM card to Sandra and gave her the PIN considering it was almost our turn in the queue, then went to pick those things. Now, I did this because, I didn't want a situation where after paying for the original items, I will have to join a fresh queue with the new items. Although I came back just as she was about to pay, so I was able to include the new items, we laid and left. Suffice to say that I had her pick one or two things for herself.

On getting home, I immediately went to an ATM and changed my PIN, just to be safe.

Two days later, Sandra came to my room sound 7:15pm telling me she wanted to go buy relaxer and shampoo but as its getting dark that she can't go alone, and she asked that I come with her, I obliged, as you would expect.

After buying the shampoo, we started heading home. Now, there are two possible routes home, the sandy road which was nearer and the tarred road which was farther, Sandra then insisted we take the tarred road saying she didn't want sand on her feet, but that was the route we took while going.

Just as we approached my compound, 3 guys rounded us up and told us to handover everything we had on us. I have to point out that after this whole incident, I could recall that while we were walking home, Sandra was texting on her phone and kept looking back. When one of the guys made the request, Sandra now asked them 'for what' immediately one of the guys landed her a slap and pushed her down. Then he turned to me and gave me a blow to the mouth saying I was wasting his time, then he reached for my back pocket and retrieved my wallet, then he asked me the PIN, I gave him a wrong PIN the first time and this was met with a hot slap to my face, then he asked again and i gave him the same PIN again, then he gave me a kick to the hip, I was almost paralyzed, he now grabbed my throat, I had no choice than to give him the real PIN, then he left me and they ran off. Interestingly, the PIN I gave to him was the old PIN which I changed few days ago, but my intention was not to lie, in fact I meant to tell the truth, but then that PIN had stuck to my memeory as I have been using it for the past 3 years.

Immediately they left, I made a dash for my room, with Sandra in hot pursuit, but I didn't let her come to my room with me, I called the bank Customer Service and told them to block my card, although the thieves had the wrong PIN, I felt they could still compromise the card.

The next day, Sandra was in my room and she kept trying to get me to talk about the incident of the last day, but I wasnt interested, she kept asking me, if the PIN I gave them was the right one, I mean it should be, after all that was the right PIN as far as she knew, she asked if I could recognize the guys, I said no, she asked if its possible for the card to be hacked without the PIN, I was just acting ignorant, but I've already started having my reservations about her.

Later, I decided out of curiosity to check Sandra out on Facebook, while checking the photos on her profile, I saw pictures she took and uploaded with the same guy that slapped and pushed her down while we were been robbed, I was dumbfounded to say the least.

Then it became clear to me, she set me up to be robbed. Now my questions are,
Why did she insist we take the tarred road, considering we took the sandy road while going to the Shop
How come the thieves reached straight into the pocket with my wallet?
How come they never asked for our mobile phones, naturally, that should be their first question
How come immediately I gave the guy the 'right' PIN he acceded?
Who was Sandra texting while we walked home
And, the FB picture shows she knows the guy after all.

My problem now is, should I confront Sandra d tell her I know what happened or should I just let it slide? Since that day she's been trying to cozy up to me, but the more she tries the more I become worried and wary.
_Lalasticlala

Do you know you're the most foolish person of the year is it until she invites those guys again and this time they "mistakenly" take your life before you know you have to inform the police silently go and inform police to protect your life Mr

optional1:
Not the first not the second and not the third..

I keep slapping guys in my dreams in public cos they keep stepping on my toes.
The one of last night the guy touched my bum bum in public, I thought it was a mistake I didn't say anything, he then touch me again I turned and gave him a hot dirty slap in the public. He wanted to slap me back but I over powered him and beat him up warned him never to try what he did to me to any lady again.. I woke up.

Please those anyone knows the interpretation of this dream?

CHASING YOUR FUTURE HUSBANDS AWAY

sixtuschimere:
Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/dino-melaye-blasts-aregbesola-your.html

why him no mention Kwara state where him Godfather they steal our money idiet fool and baskat

investnow2013:
Chei Recession NO Dey For Igboland, See The House Ozubulu Man Is Building!

Ozubulu Anambra state

Can we communicate pls, got somn to show you

AdoraAmadi:
At 17 years old, Nigerian born US athlete Morolake Akinosun shared a dream on Twitter that, by 2016 when she will be 22, she would graduate from a university she hadn't not chosen yet, and go to the Olympics and win a gold medal.

Five years on, all of those 3 dreams have become a reality.

This 2016, Morolake Akinosun went to the Olympics, won a gold medal and by this Saturday will graduate from The University of Texas.

The proud achiever took to Twitter to update fans on her achievement. See photo below:

The 22-year-old runner told Buzzfeed News she posted the tweet in 2011 after watching the World Championships for Track and Field.
"At the time I tweeted that out, it was more of a dream and an aspiration," she said. "I wasn't on the level yet and I didn't know for sure that I would every get there, but I for sure wanted to get there."

Ms Akinosun had forgotten about the tweet until it came up on her Timehop app.

I truly believed this was a goal of mine, and I dreamed big, and I was able to achieve my dream. I want to encourage girls to go ahead and go after it, no matter how big it is, no matter how many people think your dream is unachievable.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/11/us-based-nigerian-lady-goes-viral-after.html

No be like our Nigerian girls wey go de think I'll go to school study hard and marry 'A RICH MAN'

onyiloyi:
Hi fellow nairalanders, I'm a Quantity Surveyor, I'm involve in d construction of Asaba shoprite which by God's grace will be commissioned on 29th November, 2016. I've done projects before but building a mall of this magnitude is a whole new level n experience for me! I'm happy to present the construction of Asaba shoprite to u in pictures, enjoy

nice job well done also I'd like to reach you I got somn to show you. Thanks

BeeBeeOoh:
Fashola a.k.a Mr. Rocket Science is really trying to justify his incompetency & ineptitude..



A Serious Government Will Fix Its Power Problems In 6months - Fashola

Internet Never Forgets:

http://newsrescue.com/there-will-be-power-in-all-homes-in-six-months-if-i-was-in-charge-fashola-rescued/

and have your foolish for nothing brothers in the SS allowed the govt to do that, use your oblongata well

desmont004:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/11/24/breaking-news-senate-passes-nigerian-peace-corps-bill/

this is rubbish what's d job of Police and NCSDC instead they should legislate for Electricity so companies can come back

Boleyndynasty2:
Its about time they started doing something not we will we will



don't mind those people and their deceitful ways

by the time its completed I'll call you out #watchingyou

EgusiSoup:
By 2019 it is either Atiku or my hero Goodluck Ebele Jonathan returning for the Presidency seat. One Atiku or GEJ is far better that a million gworo chewing ajala kunu drinking dullard leading us without an WAEC Certificate

he is still better than your dad why u no say make ur papa contest goat

Danzakidakura:
you see why they called you zombie. mallam Musa, within this 15 years have Nigerians ever had it this bad like this 2 years ? pls use your brain its for reasoning not to be used in smoking gutter.

but because of your high level of upgraded stupidity you didn't realise to destroy is easy while to fix takes time those that destroyed your future really didn't help you idiet

SamuelAnyawu:
We Are All Waiting

But We All know he is Incompetent if you doubt me ask those in Sokoto State

you know you're sick but going to hospital is your problem. so those that told you about Sokoto refused to tell you that Bafarawa used part of the money for prayers given to him to mobilise support for that Mumu GEJ abi? Goat!!!

forget what you think a Hausa man is far wiser than you. idiet
#imusttalk everywhere we go see you yet those who stole your future are those you support I pity your generations

dainformant:
The Chief of Army Staff Lt Gen T Y Buratai received the Chairman of Innoson Group Chief Dr Innocent Ifediaso Chukwuma OFR today at the Tactical Headquarter of Operation Lafiya Dole, Maimalari Barracks Maiduguri, Borno State.

Dr Chukwuma went to present the latest Innoson IVM G12 designed solely for military operations. The Army Chief who was overwhelmed assured the Innoson boss that there will be many more patronages from the military especially now that the govt is looking inwards for resources and equipment to win the war against insurgency. See photos below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/chief-of-army-staff-recieves-military.html

but kindly start production of Saloon cars pls affordable salon cars I need me one

jstmee:
http://saharareporters.com/2016/11/12/col-umar-sue-mtn-over-fraudulent-deductions-unsolicited-sms

and how much go be the share of WE the public after we win the case

2dugged:
This is how oil producing communities is supposed to be ,but it's the opposite

because their immediate leaders steal money to buy mansions abroad eg Ibori, DSP, PEJ etc

WomanOfRace:
My aunty who got married to her husband in her late 30s died 4years later after her marriage. She gave birth to two beautiful kids now at home with their granny though those kids are healthy.

She was a very strong christian and lovely woman. She found out her husband was with AIDS only when he had infected her and down sick with it. She died few months later after the husband died.

Women are going through a lot as some knew their man flirts but couldn't protect themselves from contacting Sexual Transmitted Diseases. At times, giving the man pack of condom is out of book as they prefer it skin to skin with their numerous girls.

How can a woman protect herself from a Casanova husband? is it possible?

Simple Allow the husband marry another wife instead of flirting about

Oldlayez:
How did we get here? I hate anything that has to do with Buhari and even if he stand with my mama, I will stone both of them.


I really hate that man called buhari

then you'll soon DIE

otukpo:
Rochas is not well.

why

ChemicalReaction:
You're 101% correct! Every man should also try to be romantic..

*LIKE ME BA*

DrayZee:
Because the South are more divided and diverse than the North.

And that's where you stupidity began, won't blame you you've never left ur stinky hamlet before how will u know ??