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naoma02:
A Valentine like neva b4
not the regular gifts
not the same old teddy bear
we offer something new 4 her
something different
impress her, this time

call (Lagos) Mosun - 08037211151
(Abuja) Toni - 08036979998

WTF!! *reports to moderator*

@bluespice, Just send me a . . . why the heck don't we have PMs? Stupid idea IMO.

@Onyinye, really though do you have treetop's picture?

~Sauron~:
U just agreed Mariah has more vocal range, why are we still debating.
What about the power of Mariah's voice and her melismatic style??
U need to dig in the crates and listen more to em oldies. . . . . . .Music industry these days is rubbish.

What's the use of an awesome vocal range if you can't use it to sound good? She better come to Brandy for some lessons.

SHENANIGAN:
Come on now you being too hard on broke guys. The humans too you know

Well this is what happens when you are soft

sillyboy:
@ Topic.

I will definately drop her ass!
Shior. . . .oniranu obinrin.

She's dumb. A guy isn't worth that much trouble. If he's broke, I say dump him and look for someone wealthier not go around tryna help him out of his misery.

bluespice:
now, now,
i dont kiss n tell  

It better not be my Stevie love.


Where is Magz? Magz sweetie I need to talk to you.

~Sauron~:
Hilarious. . . . . . . .

Mariah Carey has the has the most number-one singles for a solo artist in the United States.
The 3rd best selling female artiste with FIVE grammy awards and u want to compare her to Miss Ghetto(Brandy)?
U need to be nailed to the cross for such blasphemy.

Exactly. Mariah is commercial. Just because you sell more don't make you better. Peep Rihanna, she still sucks.

stillwater:
Nah I disagree. Mariah Carey's vocal range should not be compared to Brandy's. Mariah is the bomb.

Oh yeah definitely. Mariah has more range but Brandy is the best in layering vocals and harmonies. You can never press skip on any of her albums and even your favorites said so lol

bluespice:
phoenix i know of someone who happens to get a high off what u plan to dish to me

lmao who? Definitely not my boo boo Stevie.

~Sauron~:
Mint!!!!!

Before u know it, DaPhoenix would be comparing NeYo to R.Kelly.
Why would anyone compare a LEGEND to a flash-in-the-pan artiste.

Heck NO!! The old Kelly slays anyone in his path. . . the new??

bluespice:
he left me
magz left me
im going back to the life of a single woman
b.t.w was i once married to stephen?
i think so
leme go find him

https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/kinky.gif <----- That's what will happen if I see you around Stephen.

tope2000:
Treetop is cute with a banging body i must admit He is in the list of 'can get it'

Same with Magz. Magz IS cute but he needs a lil fix up.

~Sauron~:
I think u must be smoking your pubic hair. . . . . .
Who the hell is Brandy?? That bony fish that makes anorexic patients look overweight?
Nansense!!!

Her unreleased material still shits on all of Mariah's career. Her vocal arrangements. . .

HeatFusion:
You guys are wondering who is cuter between stephenP and Treetop? oh wow, this is worst than I thought.

We aren't arguing. We know who is but we want everyone to prove themselves.

Treetop20:
i do not understand you lot
why the back and forth?

Just show us the dang picture!!! Please?  

tope2000:
Ok one of my informant just showed me one of stephen's pic n boy, imma have to change my mind.
Stephen is wow!!!!!!

Girl, Stephen is in a league of his own.

~Sauron~:
Literature section with all those mushy stuffs. . . . .I'd pass.
I think you should visit the Rap battle section and read some mad ass poems from NL- dudes.
U might change your mind about good writers on this forum.

Like Flowshow?

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~Sissy~:
these are some of the acts i do to seduce my man

Sensual Seduction
Start with taking your partners clothes off gently. Kiss him and make him lie down on the bed. Then give him a good massage concentrating on his pleasure points. The first step in giving a seductive massage is to identify the pleasure points on your partner's body. A successful seduction involves one partner taking charge of the situation and using any means necessary to lure, seduce not force, her man away from what he is doing, and into the bedroom, into making love.

Power Seduction
This kind of seduction is bold and daring and is quite rewarding coz men love to be dominated in bed. In this technique the partner simply pulls her man away from whatever he is doing and starts to UnCloth him, while pushing him towards the nearest comfortable area for lovemaking. Her climbing on top and telling him what she is going to do to him would follow this.

Implied seduction
In this technique your actions and eyes and body should be enough to make your partner want you desperately. Start with small kisses on his checks, forehead, face, chest, neck, fingers and the lips. Kissing him on his pleasure points will follow this. Whisper sweetly in his ear how much you want him and how desperate you are to make love to him.

Bewildering Seduction
This is also a very bold technique of seduction and it really takes your man off guard. For this technique to work start by calling up your man at work and tell him that you have a surprise for him when he returns home. Sound seductive and romantic on the phone. When he is expected to return home turn off the lights in your bedroom and wait for him in the bedroom on the bed totally naked or in your sexiest night gown (please give him a duplicate key of the door).

Girl, ain't no one talking seduction right now lol.

Sisi Jinx:
And StephenP writes GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD! DAMN GOOD!!!  

Seriously, if you all visited the lit section more often, this argument will be MOOT!!!!

I'd rather they not. I don't want anyone else imagining themselves with Stephen too hehe

~Sauron~:
The same Brandy of Full Moon and Aphrodisiac??
She'd be better off stripping in night clubs.
Too wack to be a diva. No grace, no style, no SOUL.

hahaha She got a new album called and I'd sure Mariah is bumping that in Nick's ride.

tope2000:
Treetop has a banging body than stephen, but stephen is cuter than treetop. end of discussion

Got evidence?! And did you see Stephen's picture of him at the beach!!!!!

~Sauron~:
They are all racists!!!!
Brandy compared to Mariah Carey??
Try Ini Edo and Halle Berry.

hahaha That isn't the point. I am just saying Mariah has no epitome of soul in her. Go check all of Brandy album reviews, it's always critically acclaimed. She is just not as commercial as Mariah, Beyonce or Rihanna.

onyinye2:
Yes yall are biased because oka Stephen is a seductive writer. I give him that because he knows how to seduce mentally. Which is a good quality if you are in to that.

bluespice:
sisi , did u mention how good he writes?
like how gooooood he writes

When I read his work I can imagine him doing all that to me. It's crazy.

Magz:
Hey how do you know this song?? That is the Shirelles joint, and it is one of my favs of all time!!!

What kinda songs you listen to?

Magz:
No, not really.

You should. It might be a better look.

Sisi Jinx:
Don't know who Treetop is nor do I care to but StephenP is hands down the CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEST GUY on Nairaland! Hands down. . . did I say that already, aah well it doesn't matter, HANDS DOWN!!!!

That he is funny, SMART and GENTLEMAN to boot is just an added bonus!!!



This endorsement was not paid for by anyone named StephenP nor am i doing this for my Twinie  

Sisi Jinx thank you!!! And he WRITES!!!

~Sauron~:
Mariah!!!!
Brandy has no SOUL.

I see and that whistling POP cougar has SOUL?! What is the last Brandy song you heard because the other artists like Beyonce, Rihanna, Christina Milian and others say Brandy influenced them.

onyinye2:
NEXT------------>

Dangg that was heckka mean lol

bluespice:
lmao!
u evil sisters
oi! treetop jenny n onyinye have been singing ur praises,
c'mon lets see who makes stephen "look average"

I don't even want it see it anymore.

@magz, ever considered cutting yo hair, love?

~Sauron~:
U have a bland taste.
Brandy is the wackest artiste i know.

Interesting. Who's your favorite?

Magz:
5'8 & 3/4"

Aww. . .

amebo no.1:
magz how tall r u

LOLOLOL!!!!! I just asked the same thing!!!

onyinye2:
DaPhoenix, Trust. Treetop is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better looking than Stephen. Not down pouring on him but come on.

I need evidence sweetie.

Magz, how tall are you?

amebo no.1:
we need to see him standing not sitting,wat if he has bow-leg or k-leg

atleast we have seen stephen standing wt no shirt in d beach

Gurl . . . that picture is too GOOD!! He's . . . DAMN!!

~Sauron~:
Boring UK n reh reh reh. . . . . . . .Tell us something we r yet to hear.

B-T-W, whatz with u and Brandy??

She's ma favorite artist. IMO, she's a vocal beast.

amebo no.1:
ok dis competition is too much,its not fine for mouth

y'all should post ya pics

He got one on his profile.

tope2000:
Lol  . . . . . .he already ate his dinner n more

I trust you did a good job.

bluespice:
oh c'mon treetop i wasnt interested before but u  just quipped my interest
c'mon for the ladies,
be a doll

Man, bluespice forget that. Someone would soon leak it here anyway.

~Sauron~:
I had that already. Dinner at midnight??
DaPhoenix, do u stay in Cambodia?

Oh yeah I forgot you were at Boring U.K

Magz:
Magz is finer

[img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/pwahaha[/img]

tope2000:
Tsk tssssk
B.T.W How do u know he is Igbo, have u guys been yiming
I still like me stephen berra sha

Girl please leave my hubby alone. Sauron needs his dinner.  

bluespice:
then will u pls be a gentle man and oblige the ladies with a glimpse of ur fair face  

I know right!

amebo no.1:
dapoenix dont mind onyinye,stephen is finer

I'm not surprised. Stephen shits on the all most of the dudes here anyway

[img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/pwahaha[/img]

onyinye2:
Yeah he is Igbo.
Girl, Trust. I'm telling you the dude is slammin'

Igbos got this shit on lockdown but wait I have to see it first cuz I know some of y'all are blind lol

Treetop20:
pls whatever
you lot do
do not put my photos
up here

Treetop love, can you hook a sista up on those pics?

amebo no.1:
i have evidence

Awesome! Is he Igbo?

onyinye2:
DaPhoenix, let's just say Mr. Treetop could really give Stephen a run for his money.

Shut up!! This I have to see. No one dethrones my hubby like that.

I heard treetop20 is cute. Which one of you ladies, and I know one of you do, have evidence?

vicade:
. she told me the other day that if i ever misbehaved she will throw me into oncoming traffic and like 30 seconds later said she won't cos she may also loose her life trying to save me,then she kissed my fore head, pushed me off the bed and said while  laughing , u had better not misbehave. In as much as i like to see her in bum shorts and skimpy tops in the house, her way with words, sense of humour and seriousness turns me on like crazy and that is how i like to be seduced by her.

She made a threat to your life and 30 seconds later she was laughing? Don't take this the wrong way but is she bipolar? lol

@topic, offer him a full body massage. While you do, work your way to his genitals but don't rush it. . . let it be the last thing cuz you want to tease him.