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Hello Dangote, why do you have to delve into oil and gas to supplement your cement biz..Are you not proud of the cement biz again? Why supplementing nau?
You see how the thing sound abi?
Effect of long driving hour, it will deny you those important nutrient that usually help your brain to function optimally and those nutrient will goes straight to your leg, you go come take am dey match brake!!!
Another thing it does is to make you accept that an employee can take his payslip and post it.....See your brain, see danfo driver brain! Matchless!!!
Soon, when important & qualitative decisions are being discussed, you will be ask to pls step outside...

tojahh:
Everything remain illusion till we see a slave payslip that best what a Proud Driver earns here. Anything outside posting your Yes Sir payslip... You remain irrelevant to me and the house.

Person wey no dey proud to even name the industry he work with but quick to build castle in the air.

Las las P Square... Everybody na big man for Instagram

You see, when I complain that you are acting foolish someone said it appears am insulting you.....Now I get, obviously you now see this thread as a 'house' , your papa house!....Now I get where the problem is, you have some kinda of emotional attachment to this place and that becloud your reasoning vis a vis your judgement..Oh I get, oya take your house, celeb oshi...Now I get where the whole emotional delusion is coming from...Sir, how much is the rent in this our daddy's house? I meant it when I called you a goat.

SurveyorGeo:
What documents do you have on the land? And what documents do they have?
What is the size of the land they claim?
Land use act 1978 vests all land in the state.
For info call 08069018449

My own case is quite funny...
Bought a land for 4m in 2020 in Ogun state(half plot). Now this is the twist.
The land is a 2 plot of land (120 by 60 *2), fence round but this seller decided to sell one plot (120 by 50), then sold half for me for 120 by 25, what they have remaining was 120 by 45....
At first, I got a buyer for the last one but the person did not buy because he insisted that it's not a full plot (120by45)...
One Alhaji later got it, when Alhaji started foundation, enter my own space and they call my attention, luckily na the same person sell the land for all of us...na so argument start o, Alhaji insisted that his land is 120by60, and that he's a surveyor and nobody can cheat him, luckily for me, the seller insisted that what he sold for Alhaji is 120by45....
Na the wahala we dey drag, I have a receipt but Alhaji no get, He just transferred money to them...
When Alhaji got info that I paid 4m, he was mad because they collected 11M from him...He felt cheated so he say he won't buldge...Oga come and shift ur foundation now, na d wahala we dey o..
On a low key, I dey fear Alhaji because he looks like one old Abija, one of this herbalist for Yoruba movie, make d man no come nak me jazz...so I just dey try calm am down, dey respect am..moreso, Alhaji is a surveyor, with years of experience but he was jus unlucky because he was not around when he made payment..Alhaji is older than my father...We have been on it for like 4 month now...I just weak

Gentlelife50:
You're correct, better naija used cars dey but many people go say e too cost.

Usually, the thinking is that because it's nig used, it will be cheap....Cheaper than toks, I can agree but downright CHEAP, No no for me..

tojahh:
All this one na grammar... Is either you post your competitive YES SIR salary or Getat.

Nah I full GROUND HERE...I get small time lol

Bammzzie:
But like seriously, what are you doing for living, why are you so attached to this thread?

I drive.. I'm a driver.

Pearl1910:
Yeah, I thought as much...run along now.
U can't give what u don't have.
Anytime I see your fake posts I will cancel u.

CANCEL OH so everything that happens here actually mean something to you, like it's stay in your head..OMG
So when you post here, it's gives you some kinda satisfaction, makes you think you're WINNER..oh I get, now I know the reason for the STOICISM.
So you're a kinda celeb now abi, nairaland celeb wey dey cancel....

Pearl1910:
Lols...he said that just after telling us he does agent for friends and family.
Brainless fellow.

I don bite you this morning lol.... oya Pele boy...Lie Muhammed small for where u dey....

izzou:


[color=royalblue]Sir dapotemi, do you mean any agent, or LIME N LEMONI LIMCA agents?

Asking for a friend[/color]

Baba ,I no dey house o...My bat3 remain 1%.

Pearl1910:
U r Insulting now, if u get insulted back u will say it's driving that has skewed drivers mentality. Tell us, what has been twisting ur mentality these days?
U sound cold today, It's like ur boss has washed u down this morning. Or u r sad to see someone making more than your full months salary in 1week.
That's how u will be bragging, but ordinary 1.5m to buy car, u will need office loan to do so.
Always saying u come from a different place; guy u come from nothing. I know ur type. Shishi u no get, ur background is underground, probably it's ur wife that's supporting your home, but u will be online yarning dust. No let me unleash Pope Vs Felicity with u o. I don repent. I want to remain pure, no come stain me.

U aren't proud to tell us what u do for a living, we don't need to see your pay slip. Just tell us what u do, dont even bother about your company name. Atleast I am a proud driver, (which u admire but never can be) and I have said it countless times what I did before I resigned and started ehailing full-time.

If u can't say this is what I am doing then u aren't fit to be a coach or counsellor, or to advise or direct anybody.

Ride on proud driver!!!! Engagement is costly now...

Blackbishop:
The simple truth here is everybody ain’t built to be an officer worker neither is anyone born to be a driver. But the hustle that gives you fulfillment and success is worth doing well.

So bro if that is what gives him joy and put food on his table bro he’s not doing bad as far as am concerned.

I dehumanize anybody’s hustle cuz myself am a graduate of Computer Science from Babcock University and I left both Skye Bank and FCMB to learn mechanic cuz I was miserable working in bank both as ET back then.

I agree with you.. He's not being dehumanize.
It's just necessary that we don't always try to sound foolish so they won't abuse us that we don't think because we are driver....Once you're happy then it's good to go!!!

tojahh:
After the one week of Pearl posting his daily earnings and no almighty salary earner can post theirs to really shut drivers up.

Anybody that talk against Ehailing being a poor Man's eldoraldo will be damned!

Una don see evidence now. Una no dey drag again. Even the Congolese Scrap metal worker no go show him working too but all of una quick to talk down on driver.

With this salary being posted here daily. I wonder where the inferiority to seat amongst GHOST abi PEERS come from. In one week, he's about to earn 200k yet people wey their salary no reach him one week money dey chook mouth like Asari Dokubo for wetin no concern them.

Spits!!

You want people to come and post their salary alert for you to see...You see this is what have been saying, there is a way this job will eventually affect the way you reason, more like a goat! I don't even know what the guy sitting beside me takes home, neither do I know exactly what my colleague earns at month end, I can only guess their range....Do you know how to reason like an idiot? By writing a formal email to HR and ask to know what your colleague takes home...
I think the problem is, you think all this money being posted is ALOT of money and it means the person has achieved success..well, it's ok if it's big to you...and I think where we are coming from is the diff.. I'll leave it that way.
I saw pearls post, and I admired that tenacity to pick and complete 22 trips in a day, consecutively. It's not a small feat and I commend him, I CAN'T do it for that output though, I won't do it for tokenism but the guy try, he's a born driver, he was created for this Hussle. he's built for this job and I don't think he needs any direction again, he's found his, obviously and I congratulate him.

Gentlelife50:
My Guy a dealer buy car F150 but everything was normal as we test drive, put machine and there was no check engine lights or whatsoever lights on the dashboard.
But on our way back the steering became as strong and stiff as if you're driving a trailer, we called the man he said he knows nothing about it that he even bought the car for personal use.
We spent days at ojuelegba trying to sort the issue, bought different steering racks and pumps even bought one brand new.
Until we took it to one Guy that said we should go and come back but before we go that his pannel beater will check if their is catalyst so we don't come and say he removed it.
That he has experienced it several times, we argued that the car is toks and no lights but the Guy insist then we paid the panel and to our greatest fear no catalyst.
We end of fixing it the next day, but the technician couldn't notice all these before payments were made.

Bros, within the last 10 yrs I have gotten not less than 4 naija used vehicle, excluding the toks...Except one for some reason, the other 3 served perfectly b4 they were slold off...My watchword is simple, raise ur budget, don't buy from agent/dealer, target individuals that just want to sell, maybe for upgrade/relocation or they need urgent 2k..The funny thing is, I usually buy at premium, most times the diff btw what I'll pay and the price for toks might not be more than 200/300k...Another thing is, the only one I took a mechanic to inspect is the only one I regret buying...I once got a Corolla and I took it to gazzuzz, baba say 'this ur car na full package', couldn't believe it was used..Diff btw the car and toks na 200k...
If you researched about vehicles well like me, once you see a good ride, you'll know...and most importantly, DON'T BE ANXIOUS, DONT BE IN A HURRY TO BUY...people usually prey on this to emotionally subdue you and get you cheated. I can decide that I need a nig used car today, money is ready but I might not buy until December, yes until I see exactly what I want! I no dey rush...Family and friends notice this trait and they now come to me whenever they need a car, especially if they're getting nig used..Most time, I'll just tell them to get their funds ready, it will come..Some they reach 6 month!!! None has ever regretted, reason no one has called me out like our bros here....
Your downfall start the day you approach an agent that you need a car...My own experience...

dav1002:
Thank God you first me talk am
Play on!
Play on!

Feli go sell the lemon car then recommend black bishop to fix am

Maybe na why blackbishop dey always tackle am cos after Felicity refer bishop to the client to help revamp the lemon limcas sold to them, car go still dey give issues. Client go come choke bishop say he no Sabi work not knowing that the car initially was a Lemon 😂

If this is true,then they might be working together...They will first finish you by selling to you a limca lemon, them completely finish you by recommending a team member to HELP fix it up...You will think they are helping you but deep down ehn . ...On NL, be careful with every Kobo you dispense ....

Atk1nson:
The way some people easily get pissed off and begin abusing on this thread...smh

They use the spirit of danfo driving to drive uber

Don't be surprised, it is one of the quality or xteristics you need to absorb when you drive long hour....if you move closer, they also take hemp and the other white powder.

Benard5050:
I worked in a school for four years and I decided to resign to establish my own business, a laundry business to be precise.

Immediately I gave my boss a month's notice, she turned me into her enemy immediately, and she became so bitter towards me.

The school is run by husband and wife and I discussed with d husband who is the director that I still wish to maintain the room in the staff quarter till December that the house rent should be deducted from my last salary because our rent is being deducted every month from our salary.

The director agreed, wished me well and even advised me further on other things.

My last day at work was Wednesday and happened to be my birthday, this woman never wished me a happy birthday but instead a full manifestation of bitterness that was open to all to see. I made sure I fulfilled her requests but I cried cos I felt let down and betrayed... I joined the school when the college was only jss1 and 2 and now with d help of God and my hard work and those of others, the school has developed and grown to ss3

I'm into teaching aspect and also extracurricular activities that I do teach the students and won many things for the school regarding that.

I left unceremoniously and I felt so sad and betrayed...

Yesterday the director messaged me I'll have to vacate the room I'm occupying and this house is where I'm doing laundry, I planned to be there till Dec and then move away when I start making some money from my laundry.

How can humans be so inhuman and ungrateful?

I have nothing to say to them, I put everything in God's hand.

You rather played yourself and stop being unnecessarily emotional...You resigned without having a solid exit plan..They will have to employ someone else to replace you and if you still have the room, where would the new staff stays? I love the plan that you opted for a biz, but your plan was not good enough! The truth is, you were too emotional and your decision was skewed....You assumed "they care so much about you",not knowing that their biz priority was number one ..Yes, the director was nice, chatty and friendly and that is because he's a MAN! By the time madam start wahala, he had to buldge...it's your fault and I wish you well.

JuanDeDios:
Please how much is being returned to the owner these days? If you give a person your car for Uber?

If your car is in good condition, you should demand btw 50k to 60k weekly...Everywhere is stew now according to report...

jeff1607:
Don't understand what is going on here, not talks about people's experience on the road or how fuel is used or just life experiences while ehailing, it's how one is spending money on house or how he lives, I learnt quite a lot before I gave my car out for ehailing, came here trying to see if what my partner is complaining about is true, I learnt quite a lot here when trying to get a car for uber, the right app to use, the routes to avoid, the way to handle situations especially with police and the sorts, what to have on one's car and the rest, but all that's here now is just banter.

Please for us still learning the ropes can this thread go back to the way it was once was?

My partner is saying the fares on the indriver app and others Haven't been adjusted to suit the current hike in fuel , don't know if this is true or no

Sure nah, price is higher as driver can now do Ajo of 400k per month...awon oniro oshi.....

Pearl1910:
Trust me, if the salary is big, d person will not be doing Uber on d side.
I can't even remember d last time I woke up by 5am to go and work except when I am pursuing my other businesses and trying to beat traffic.
I know what I want in life, and ehailing is giving it to me easily. I left paid employment, I resigned with my hands no be say anything happen. The total amount of ajo I do a week is more than 100k.
I don't answer to anybody, write query when I am late or get sent on errands that they can kidnap me, I don't wait for oga to leave office before I go home, I am in control of my life.
I can sleep at home for two weeks in a month and still make 2times the salary of a Lagos big boy.
Every endeavour has its own advantages and disadvantages, let's do whatever pays us, whatever is working for us and whatever makes us fulfilled and happy.
I will never pull down any hussle, whether corporate job or business, others should learn to do same.

Big salary is relative, what is big to you might be very small to me & vice versa..I see people picking passenger at Eko hotel with Benz and they don't look like driver....
I agree with u that every endeavour get pros and cons, never rule that out and I think this your "am not answering to anybody is just your own mind playing with you" .In ehailing, YOU answer to the APP guys, they decide whether you can drive or not!!They can stop you anytime and make a damn request! They also query you, maybe u never think am.
Waking up 5am for some of us is a response to Lagos traffic, my house to island is approximately 25 mins or less but na 2/3 hours if traffic grab you and it is standard but recently it seems traffic has really gone down, we can adjust again..
And you saying ehailing is giving u what you WANT (not even what u need) in life is shocking... I'll try my best not to engage you again sir, ah shock catch me... Ehailing giving u what you want in Life! Quite obvious. Could be as a result of where you're coming from.
Lastly, on the Ajo and all the enjoyment you've ascribe to being a driver, I leave the joke to you.
@ BAZOO pls return ASAP, drivers are balling now o, better than washing dishes in congo.

dav1002:
Congratulations You've just given some nairaland historians info to use against you when you step on their toes.

Very soon one of them go soon post suitable meme 😂

I wish you well

Lol, only kids do that...It's not a problem if you take (not get) admission 3 yrs post sec sch at all...I think TODAY is what really matters...

Raw2:
Person leave home by 5 yesterday and got home 8pm after 15 hours, because his oga went home early. Else, he for reach house late. The only reason he even grossed 22k that he's showing off na because oga comot by 3.

Therefore on a normal day,

1. he doesn't get home by 8
2. If he gets home by 8 he doesn't gross 22k everyday he goes to answer oga sir for office.

Same yesterday, my first trip was 10:30am. My last trip was 10:56pm. After 12hrs and 30 mins

But somehow, na who use 15hrs work dey lecture una on mental health and una dey listen? Someone I sleep better than?

Okay. Make una analyze this one. If I gross 45k in less than 13hrs. How much do you think I can gross from 5am to 8pm, a range of 15hrs?

Full-time driver has more time to himself than you do, and grossed more than you do. Your salary inclusive.

Make una dey listen to their rubbish ehn... Dey play.

Lol Don't assume o

Conner44:
Makes sense, he should learn a skill like carpentry, welding, painting etc

Oh yeah, I just remembered that driving is also a skill

Bros, one of the BIGGEST mistake of my life was post secondary sch...Took me about 3 yrs before I could get admission, all because I wanted to go to Unilag and they gave a course I don't want...All in all, 3 years Waka...Now what was I doing within that 3 years? I got a cleaning job with a company in surulere, salary was 5k, transport taken care of, fairly okay. In my dept, we do floor/tiles polishing and that was the job that took me to nearly all the embassies at Walter Carrington....My regret? I should have used that period to learn valuable skills, any of what you mentioned above or something else.
Just maybe, my life could have been better....
A friend of mine, grew up on the street together, learnt some furniture/cabinet/upholstery work within that period, later went to Lasu. He graduated about 5 years after myself and he reached out for a job. I helped him get a placement where I worked. He was with us for 3 years but always complaining about money, about not finding joy...Later he left and went back to his furniture business, started small..Through goodwill he was getting all furniture work from the company and alot of referrals..Up till now, if I jam the guy invoice like this, fear dey catch me, he gave me 500k when I had my baby earlier this year, no other gift came close.
Bros, if I had jump into Uber driving then, assuming there was, I would probably still regret it!!!

pope191:
Cc : Dapotemi, Pearl

Good morning boss? When I read Dapotemi’s Post last night, the will to ask some questions entered my body, but I’m like you just got out of one fiasco, avoid whatever that may seem as misunderstanding that will lead to gbas gbos. Not until I read IFRSC comment and Pearl that some how align with my tots.

You load 22k yesterday and still able to keep your salary. Do you know some full time drivers didn’t even get to make that yesterday? How often do you get to make this? Do you know that where you live determines a lot? Gigo how much do you make in a week? These will help us reach some vital conclusion I get.

Pearl made some point where he hit on his peace of mind and this has been everything for person like me. I’m up when I’m up, gosh! Right now I don’t want to go through that stress of not willing but I have no choice. That’s what the 5am stuff does to me. I stand in the bathroom and all my teeth is feeling heavy. I have a friend that won’t leave office unless his boss is out of work. Even if he is in the office having some fun with friends, a dude ain’t going no where till oga leaves. Your own work provides you the chance to leave at 3, some don’t even know where they left their body after work and pressure. I am not saying anything loud. Advice is good, and I seriously like the direction is better than speed, but I want you to understand it is not that easy.

At IFRS, I have to quote you because you’ve said it all, let all do what is good for them. Skills can’t be underrated. School or not, one should be good at something. I want to believe you were a driver before living for UK. Do you know same UK is where we back home always got discouraged not to try. If 5m can get one to Uk nd there’s heaven there, I don’t think that is an issue for me. And where did I save such money from? Purely from driving. My point! I want to believe you must have seen people saying nothing in Uk, but anyway you pushed on. Life is deep and I still believe we are fighting different battles. Learnt mine when a friend of mine bought car at 20, deep within I tot he was stupid for using his first win to buy a car, till he bought 2nd, 3rd, 4th to luxuries. Sometimes I do feel we human worry so much over nothing, but at the end life is going to do what it is going to do anyway.

NB : I don’t pray to stay on this hustle for as long as I have spent anymore. For anyone that understands projectile.

Nah oga pope, I actually did that to give a reply to Omoapena because of what he posted...I felt a little bit unease reading that. You cannot do the same thing over and over again and expect a diff result..in my response, I posted a screenshot which, personally I never wanted to do....
Now to you, if what am doing works for me, I will continue to LET YOU KNOW ABOUT IT! I strongly believe it is what this thread is meant for. I am still in the Hussle, atleast I have done one trip today and I still have a vehicle on rental. I am only asking Omoapena and others like him to do it in another way!
Bros, I have been a FULL TIME DRIVER and a part-time driver/salary, I have tasted both and l believe one is better, and from my experience I will continue to share knowledge on the one I know to be better...No be everytime, e dey sweet, e dey sweet as pearl dey always bobo una, e hard die and there is another way!
You have said it many times that to make reasonable money you MUST drive for long hour..another one is mentoring people to drive from 5am to 4am but they are SILENT on what that will do to your HEALTH, FAMILY, RELATIONSHIP, GOALS etc....
I purposely included Family in my post yesterday, to show you that they need you and you need them.My family relationship suffers the most when I drove full time. Most of you have lost relationship, who amongst you can attend a wedding on Saturday, when surge full everywhere....the young man that's using my car never attend church for months, he has a wife and kid. This is the story of many of you but lies from hell won't make you admit..Dey play..abi, who go go sit down for church when surge full everywhere.
You see, query at work is part of the job, we dey get am and we dey answer am, we dey also give others query too. If I continue to put in the hardwork , would aim for CFO in a couple of years. If this thread still dey, what do you think the discussion will be? I no get tire, fuel cost, lastma catch me etc. Wouldn't you prefer that than the daily exposure to the shenanigans of Lagos olosho from Radisson to Marriott, to presken to fourpoint, opening boot like 50 times a day!What has happen to your mental health?

Conner44:
Makes sense, he should learn a skill like carpentry, welding, painting etc

Oh yeah, I just remembered that driving is also a skill

Lol

Conner44:
Awesome piece.

Do you also have any advice for those of us who are also struggling with ehailing but aren't graduates or weren't fortunate enough to attend a university?

Get a SKILL, sir .
Do not make part time work full time Hussle. Get DIRECTION... I'm on my first trip to island now

Omoapena:
I’ve given up all hope in this ehailing, I can’t continue this nonsense any longer…

Direction is more important that speed. Take your time to find it!
If you're a graduate, find a job and do ehailing part-time.This Hussle was not really design the way most of you are doing it. You're human and not some robot! Don't let anyone tell you to drive from 5am till 4am, you're not a gorilla.
I don't like doing this but let me share my screen. Took my first ride to island today, did another 2 trip then resume at my desk b4 8am..Luckily , my oga bolt around 3pm, na so me sef japa and the trip I got took me to Ikeja, waited to get a trip to my area then I saw this trip to island again, time was less than 30 mins so I picked, drop off at ikoyi and got a trip immediately to my area, bought 5k fuel and am home, resting.I no overwork, car no overwork, eat dinner with my family, check her homework and will go to bed soon , month end I go get alert...This is how ehailing should be, GET DIRECTION!
Half of the time you're using to drive up and down, dust your CV, get a job!
It shall be well with you sir...#ProJob

Crvrider:
I think you're missing the point. But just to summarize: you do not have a say when you die! Or do you think people who have lived to be 100yrs have not made life threatening decisions that they some how came out alive from?

Say no more!!!

Glithronix:
Na you did it wrongly as I've once said here.
If you accept a ride on indrive, don't call the passenger. Just send them a message on the app and drive to pick up. If the passenger cancels before you get to the PU, you will get notified and money will be added to your refund purse.
Mistake some drivers always make is that, they will call passenger before they even start moving and they will cancel if passenger no pick their calls. In such case, indrive will take your money.
Best to do is, don't call passenger. Just send message.
The only time you can call passenger is when you don click arrive at the PU point. If any cancellation should happen after waiting for 5mins, you will get your money in your refund purse.
Note: if you message some passengers, dey no go reply but will call you by themselves, once they call you with a number, na the number make you call from your phone dial pad. Don't call from the app link.

Much respect, baba.

Okay then..thanks for your time. Appreciate

northbird:
I disagree.. I have no statistics to back this up,most fatal cases involving drivers and their cars happened during the ungodly hours of the day.
That means, a precedent has been set. So if a driver then now choses to drive at night and to worsen it, pick strangers from a notorious bus stop.
Then, the chances of being mugged has been certainly increased by that said driver.

I actually agree with u tho and am glad you said MOSTLY! Driving at night, picking up passengers at bus stop etc but also, there is something the good book refers to as UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES, even when you have done everything right, shit can still happen....Even if it is 1% or whatever percentage you want to ascribe to it, people still get mugged down even in daytime. You see, your truth and my truth can stand side by side...Thanks for your response sir and that is the direction am pointing to izzou but the other young man says they're shading him...One thing is very common among Obi supporter, they create a scenerio in their head, and start rejoicing and fighting imaginary enemies .E lo fokanbale, awa o ba enikan ja...How do you even fight a ghost?

Olayetan:
Indrive can be so frustrating and making someone angry unnecessary, how can one accept a ride and drive down to pickup only for the rider to cancel the trip at pickup location and indrive will just remove their commission within minding whether you went on that trip or not....


I'm so frustrated rn

LOL, further to this I also notice something.. Usually I used btw 4k to 6k as commission weekly but at a time I notice I was entering 7 to 8k so I decided to pay more attention..Mehn those guys na thief..I accept a ride, called rider twice but did not pick and I cancel..I did not move an inch..Commission deducted, maybe because I called rider but the funny thing is I could not find the trip details...Like I wanted to write to support but I no see all the info about the trip...now I know how my money dey vanish, atleast let me see the trip details nau so I know where the commission enter but nope..and because I cancelled alot, indriver just open office for my head.

AOB1:
My honorable drivers in the house please which engine oil is best for my 2006 Toyota Corolla between 5w30 and 20w50 Mobil because the person I bought the car from said he is using 20w50. Please I want you guys to help me out because I just bought the car and I don't have any experience about car. Is 20w50 good for the car or I should change it to 5w30, bro I need your advice on this.

Bros, I think you should continue with what the previous owner dey use o...Changing engine oil can be very tricky at times if you're not sure...Continue with the old oil but FREQUENT change of oil is the koko.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Satan wants to kill, steal and destroy from Man

God asks man to pray

Man refuses to.

God blames man for not praying, instead of Satan.

Question: Why not blame Satan, instead of innocent man that didn't even want wahala in the first place?

You're very funny, sir [/color]

Chaii you don dey carry me go where I don't know oooo