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Na grammar u just come write here ooo McDoe. U no defend ur stance anymore?

First of all, Hausa people (men in particular) don't bow, they kinda squat and make a gesture with their right hand as if they are making a fist. Just to clarify that.

@topic,

just be urself girl, but try do some of the things Wes suggested, especially calling the old lady "Mama," they like that. But to kneel?? ummm, I think u should just genuflect rather than kneeling, they serve the same purpose. Just like others adviced, be around her and show some interest in their culture. Ask her about ur man's early years. But mostly importantly, LEARN HOW TO COOK THEIR TRADITIONAL DISHES IF U CAN!

Ended it because it was time to move on, moreover, things were not going the way I had wanted.

Defending ur nationality/country on a one on one basis is pretty easier than doing so when u are a single voice in a large group where everybody has already made presumptions and forgone conclusions about a certain class of people. I tell u this, when the abc network documentary was aired, I had fun watching it on the internet and also, talking about it and how greedy most Americans were. I remember turning on my laptop in the laboratory at school and showing some Nigerians and even foreigners the documentary. I let 'em know that yeah, it's being done cuz Americans are greedy, but only a minute fraction of the population does it. But I tell u, when the moderator at my training/meeting was talking and giving instances, DANG!!!!! I was so embarrassed that people in my country have caused some punks to stereotype the entire country as being corrupt. You may argue that u are always going to defend ur country, but when u face certain situations, u will look for words but find none. It is so easy for most of us to sit our butts down and type shit about defending our country, but we all know the truth that there are instances that u just can't help it.

Hey dude, I understand what u are saying, but that situation was just so awkward. If u ever get into such a situation, then u are going to know how I must have felt. BTW, I'm not mad at ur tone cuz I expected such reactions from some people.

I was at this meeting/training at my job where we were discussing fraud and Forgery in financial institutions and how to detect and stop them. The discussion led to internet spam mails, and the moderator brought up an instance when her husband got a mail from somebody in Naija telling him that he had won a lottery jackpot. She also went ahead to talk about how Nigerians send spam mails about long lost relatives who died leaving some huge deposits in Nigeria. The talk also went on about how Nigerians are not allowed to sell stuff on ebay, and on and on and on. It kind of sounded funny, but at the same time really embarrassing. Fortunately for me, none of the people there knew I was Nigerian, so I just kept my mouth shut. I must admit, that was the first time in my life that I was ashamed of being identified as a Nigerian because it was just too embarrassing. Those of u who happened to watch the abc documentary on 419 in Nigeria might have a slight feeling of what I faced during the discussion.
I just want to know if any of u has ever felt embarrassed being identified as a Nigerian before? If u have, how did u feel and what was the situation like?

I think the dude is good (even though I'm no fan of hip hop). I got to know that he was Nigerian when I was talking to Tony Tetuila and saw the photos Tony took with his pop. It felt good knowing that some Nigerian kid is doing fine.
Hey Jay, how did u get your stats that 80% of men are impotent? (just wondering here plz).

I'm surprised that u are still arguing with Wes. She's young and still got a lot to learn before she meets Obama from Venus or Pluto (oh, Pluto is now gone, so are those liberal guys Wes).

Dave, why not save ur breath?

Macdoe, na which planet u dey sef? By the way, imagine u are a top exec. and u invite some very important guests to dinner, your "fine" wife serves the meal and then walks to the kitchen. Perhaps she happens to need your attention in the kitchen, and she just blurts out the words, "papa Samuel Doe!" What are u going to do? That's just plain embarrassing. The day my wife calls me "papa Prince" that's the day she's leaving my house! Forget western culture/civilization, it's absurd for a wife in the 21st century to call her husband "papa crap." So u guys are going to be in bed doing the damn sane thing and she's going to yell, "papa Samuel Doe" put it in here, not there? Does that sound romantic to u? C'mon dawg, act like the literate being I'm tempted to think u are and stop trying to bring back some outdated African practice that most people are ashamed of.

Read some interesting stuff here. If I may ask, why do people have more than one cell phone at a time? Not trying to bash anybody here plz. BTW, nice phones lots of people got on here. Sagem and nokia seem to be on top in naija.

Don't dig ATL dude, far from it. Hey Casper, how u dey now? how ur 70 degrees weather?

Star01, we cool dawg, but that logo is a no no dawg. U don't do that, that's what those punks in the ghetto do, unless u are telling me that u are from da ghetto. I guess u are a cool dude, u just gotta do things right dawg. Sorry if u felt insulted.

Star01, u no dey remove the logo for ur sunglasses? Na wa oooooo. Abeg Blue hit am up maybe u fit convince am to remove the logo (just kidding Blue).

Any girl worth her onus wouldn't even think about it. Lose ur virginity to some cheap punk? How many girls has he made "supermodels" in the first place for him to make such a promise? Dang!!!!!!!!!!!

@ ngola,
This ain't a personal attack at u or any other Catholic at that: why do I have to count calendar days in order to "cool my heels" with the woman I love and call my wife? C'mon y'all, safe sex as being taught by the Catholic church doesn't really make much sense to me (I dunno about others). THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ONE PLANNING THEIR FAMILY! I know that sex before/outta marriage is wrong (but hey fellas, we still do the damn thing), but a couple choosing to have a particular number of kids isn't a bad idea at all. The brainwashing that goes on in most religions drives me nuts. God wants us to love and adore Him, but most religions are teaching stuff that are inconsistent with what is attainable.
The use of condom by married couples is fine with me since it's a way of caring for the kids they've got. The same bible that most people are quick to refer to as being against the use of raincoat states, "any man who cannot provide for his household is worse than an infidel." (I think that's in 1st or 2nd Timothy). Why would I wanna have kids I couldn't care for? Sex in marriage isn't just for manufacturing kids, but it's part of "enjoyment." (Paul made mention of something like that in Corinthians). I'm gonna have lots of fun with my wife, but we aint gonna have lots of kids. How are we gonna do that? She's gonna go on some birthcontrol!

What a dumb question to ask!

Thanks for all ur responses, I really appreciate them.

Funny, almost everybody here claiming to charge/use their phones like crazy, but when one checks, they mostly flash one another. Ridiculous!

@ Candy
Yeah, most of those guys are just plain dumbasses. I had lots of fun playing with that ass, that wasn't the first time I've done it to them. Anyway Candy, how's Australia?

How much dem dey collect for cool cafe, and wetin dem dey offer?

Paddy, I agree with u. Babyface, if u got the money to visit yankee (but don't be carried away with the big city names u've heard in naija like Brooklyn, LA, etc), come pay a visit. I don't know how old u are, but I tell u going to have some really good fun if u are the kind that likes fun. I believe there are some fun spots in London too, but u just gotta hang with the right people to take u to the right places. I hope u still catch some fun.

With all the lifts and escalators, whatz gonna happen when NEPA (or na PHCN dem dey call am now) perform their magic? I'm glad for naija sha, at least we too go get our own small version of MOA. Go go go shorty,
By the way dude (@ topic), why did u spend 250 bucks browsing there if u could get it at a cheaper rate elsewhere? Abi u just wan get a feel of wetin the mall be? LOL.

Hot stepper, I believe the essence of buying a house in the US (and I believe the UK or wherever) is to build equity while having a place to call ur own. There are people who just build houses in naija or Africa just to prove to people that they've "arrived." What value does building a house one ain't gonna live in (or perhaps even rent out) add to ones life? If ur parents are old and wanna go settle in naija (u said it), thats understandable. But what are u gonna say of a struggling punk who can't even pay his rent where he lives, going to build a mansion in Africa? C'mon girl, u know that's just darn ludicrous. People travel abroad to make better lives and good investments for 'emselves and not foolish ones. If u choose to rent and help a landlord pay his mortgage while building equity on his property, go ahead and be my guest girl.
One might think oh, the value of the $ to the naira is so big (just as someone pointed out) and that investing 20 million naira building a house in naija as a rental property could be rewarding, but they gotta consider the value of the naira to the $ while converting from naira to $ when they gonna pay the loan(s) they took. If u invest money, u need returns (that's biz). Assuming one builds a block of 6 flats for 15-20 million naira in naija, what is gonna be the rent on it in a year? The next question one needs to ask 'emselves is, are they gonna build the house with their liquid cash or they gonna take (a) loan(s)? If the later is the case, then they are in a big mess cuz the rental fees can't offset the yearly payment on the loan(s). If one gets a loan for $200k, no bank or financial institution is gonna accept anything less than $1200/month from them no matter how good their credit standing is. So girl, u can choose to rent from me and help me pay my mortgage, or u can go get ur own place and pay mortgage on it to build equity for urself.
_{By the way, in my earlier post, I didn't mean to insult u or anybody else living in a rented place. I was just trying to point out how dumb people can be some times. Plz, don't think I was trying to act kinda stuck up. Peace girl.}

Read Ababio in high back in naija, good book (among the top in naija) but I've come across better Chemistry textbooks here in the US. But props still need to be given to the dude. Queen, if u live outside of naija, can't u get better Chemistry textbooks? Are u in college or high school? If u are in college, I can recommend great Chemistry textbooks for u if u don't mind.

Give your heart away

O boy na wa oooooo. I was just about to start studying, but I decided to see whatz up on NL, and I came across ur thread. Dang boy! Ur story na real rib-cracker. But seriously though, at least u've learned now that many people who live in so-called "abroad" can't even afford to live comfy. I've seen somebody who's a darn cab driver in Chicago, but got a jeep with a chauffeur in naija. Funny isn't it? Dude, u've seen things for urself, "and may the peace of the Lord be with u" LOL.
I often wonder how people who ain't comfy living abroad can afford to go spend their money building mansions in naija.
I've seen people here who couldn't buy houses in the US, but wanna go build huge houses in Africa. Pathetic! Dude, just like those in London have advised u to do, go find some bars (if u are legal to drink) or some clubs (I learned u guys call it rave in London) to jiggy it down. Or u can go to trafalgar square in Westminster to catch pigeons like Osuofia. At least that might put u in the news.

Please, I hope u've been following, I know it's kind of long, but I just want to show u how dumb some of these punk-asses could be some times. Enjoy:
After the a**hole ran to western union to collect the money his mama's p***y worked for him, his "attorney" sent me this email:

Attention:
Mr. M. Charles,


I acknowledged the receipt of your details with the western union money transfer details as well. I just left the western union money office here and I was told that the control number (10 digits) is not correct.
Kindly get in touch from the western union money office you sent the money from so that they can correct the mistake in the control number.
I await your earliest response.

My  Best Regards
Chief Barr. Nkem George
Tel: +234-803-878-0071

Here's my reply


Hey sorry, I went golfing this weekend. By the way, I called them at western union and they told me the money is not going to clear until probably tuesday morning because I sent a lot of money to Nigeria and Senegal the same day I sent that money to u (there's some biz venture I'm helping my dad prosecute in Africa). So, I guess u will have to be patient.
By the way, I want u to mail whatever papers u've got to me not later than 9am your time tomorrow via FEDEX so I can get them by tuesday morning. Don't worry about your Chief Justice signing them yet, just send them in LATEST BY 9am TOMORROW. I don't want to waste any time in getting this stuff done. Make sure u send them tomorrow to the address I sent u earlier. I will be checking my mail by tuesday morning. Take care.
Miya.

That was how my email conversation ended, the following is the YIM conversation (mind u, I was on break from school and I had nothing to do, so I really wanted to have some fun with this scavenger). Enjoy:
marjj_haydon (1/7/2007 8:56:26 AM): hi love
marjj_haydon (1/7/2007 8:56:45 AM): how re u doing? happy wkend to u
marjj_haydon (1/7/2007 9:00:07 AM): thank u so much for your great concern the lawyer sent me a mail n also called to my hotel to inform me that u sent the money for the paper works and additional 150$ for me though he said he could not pick it up because of some mix-up some where in the control numbers as he told me i do not really know how to xpress my joy to u regards your love and caring 2wards me and i must let u know that is only God that can reward u back
marjj_haydon (1/7/2007 9:02:15 AM): no amount of money or gift that i can present to u that worth your caring and love 2wards me, dear i can't really wait any more to come back home to meet with u and really have a good time with u, i will anxiously be waiting for u 2morrow as the lawyer told me in his mail and when i spoke with him on phone that u said i should be online that u want to talk with me
marjj_haydon (1/7/2007 9:03:30 AM): i will be waiting for u dear. take good care of yourself for me as i do da same here for u love u from the depth of my heart
marjj_haydon (1/7/2007 9:03:58 AM): stay blessed, urs lovely maria
marjj_haydon (1/7/2007 9:04:06 AM): bye for now till 2morrow
charlysson (1/7/2007 4:45:05 PM): I just sent your attorney a mail now, talk to u tomorrow

The next piece of conversation is pretty long, so, take a seat and have yourself some fun. Enjoy:
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 7:44:05 AM): hi dear, how re u 2day? have been here waiting for u as u said u going to be online 2day so that we can talk, dear i have not heard any thing from the lawyer regards the money u said u sent to him for me and i called to his office and i was told by his secretary that he went for a court case and agin the way he sounded to me last week was not encouraging at all because he told me that as soon as he gets the money that he going to inform me so that i come over to his city for us to travel together to their federal capitol to get da paper works but eva since that saturday i have not heard any thing from him, love plz can u call him and ask him why he has not called me up so that we go together for tha paper works because their government said i must be present in the court to sign some of da paper works
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 7:44:52 AM): before it can be approved and again ask him to give me the 150 u sent for my upkeeping here
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 7:45:20 AM): take care love as i'm waiting to hear from u soon love ya from da depth of my heart
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:25:37 AM): hi love
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:25:46 AM): hi
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:26:12 AM): i'm fine
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:26:19 AM): how was your wkend?
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:26:27 AM): it was aight
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:26:29 AM): urs?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:27:18 AM): i thank God for life and sound health
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:27:24 AM): did u get my offline?
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:27:30 AM): yeah i did
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:27:37 AM): ok
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:27:48 AM): so whatz up with your attorney?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:27:49 AM): have u heard from da guy?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:28:01 AM): have not heard anything from him
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:28:16 AM): and da way sounded to me last was harsh
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:28:28 AM): anyway, how did u get to nigeria?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:28:35 AM): saying some stuff like we fooled him
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:29:29 AM): hello
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:29:33 AM): well when i thought it would have been some thing i could get easy i came with my ticket hoping when i get da money i buy my return ticket because was not having money on me
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:29:57 AM): why didnt u get a round trip ticket?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:30:35 AM): do not have money on me
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:30:39 AM): for it
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:31:25 AM): i was thinking when i get da money i will then buy my return ticket and on getting here what i met was a different thing from what i thought initially
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:31:35 AM): from where and when did u go t nigeria?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:32:06 AM): from new york
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:32:26 AM): i got to nigeria late november
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:32:49 AM): where in NY do u live?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:33:13 AM): 81 wall street
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:33:24 AM): next down town pharmacy
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:33:33 AM): whatz your zip?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:33:39 AM): 10001
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:33:49 AM): ok
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:34:01 AM): was your dad a nigerian?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:34:19 AM): nope
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:34:27 AM): he was in nigeria
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:34:35 AM): n not a nigerian
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:34:52 AM): how long did he live in nigeria?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:35:52 AM): well he was not all that living in nigeria permenently
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:36:18 AM): he used to shuttle
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:36:29 AM): do u have any siblings?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:36:48 AM): yeah
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:36:57 AM): where they at?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:37:28 AM): chicago
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:37:37 AM): younger or older?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:37:53 AM): younger
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:38:04 AM): and is my step younger
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:38:17 AM): how about your mom?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:38:32 AM): she is late
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:38:39 AM): she died wit my dad
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:38:43 AM): in da plane
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:39:01 AM): so who's taking care of your sibling?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:39:20 AM): is my uncle
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:39:48 AM): because my sibling is not really my blood sister
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:40:06 AM): how's she related to u then?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:40:55 AM): that'z my uncles daughter
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:41:14 AM): then why did u call her your sis?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:41:39 AM): i did not call her my sister ok
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:42:28 AM): so, how's nigeria today?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:43:02 AM): is really boring
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:43:07 AM): must be sincere
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:43:43 AM): u know they going to do their election this year n every where here is some what roundy and rough
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:44:07 AM): are the guys hitting on u?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:45:13 AM): well not really because i'm in a hotel
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:45:27 AM): so i do stay in the hotel prmises
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:45:38 AM): how do u pay your hotel bills?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:46:41 AM): have paid them some money when i got here
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:47:08 AM): n that going to expire by this friday
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:47:31 AM): so what do u hope to do when the money expires?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:48:14 AM): well i have spoken with the hotel management about it
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:48:34 AM): that i'll pay them as soon as i get the money released
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:48:54 AM): but i'm still waiting for their final conclussion on that
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:49:15 AM): how much is the money again?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:49:33 AM): which one?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:49:47 AM): is it the money been owed to my dad?
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:49:54 AM): yeah
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:50:09 AM): ok
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:50:17 AM): 13.1m$
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:50:33 AM): ok
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:50:58 AM): what kind of contract did your dad do for shell?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:51:52 AM): construction of their pipelines
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:52:14 AM): when was that?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:52:41 AM): 2004/2005
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:52:58 AM): ok
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:53:20 AM): which of the airlines did your parents die in?
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:55:15 AM): hello
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:55:36 AM): hi
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:56:01 AM): my computer is givin lil problem
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:56:10 AM): ok
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:56:13 AM): which of the airlines did your parents die in?
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:58:49 AM): hello
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:59:41 AM): hi am still having a lil problem
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 8:59:52 AM): am trying to solve that ok
charlysson (1/8/2007 8:59:57 AM): ok
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:00:01 AM): u said the plane he died rite
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:00:10 AM): yeah
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:00:18 AM): ok
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:00:33 AM): bellview airline
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:00:57 AM): when was that?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:02:17 AM): october 2005
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:03:14 AM): is that an int'l airline or what? where were they coming from and where were they going?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:03:39 AM): nope is not an international airline
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:04:09 AM): where were they coming from and where were they going?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:04:23 AM): it was going from lagos to their capitol
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:04:33 AM): abuja
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:04:48 AM): and where did it crash?
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:06:27 AM): i do not know how they call the place
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:06:45 AM): ok
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:07:54 AM): can i have your number so that i call u
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:08:08 AM): when i get the money from him
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:09:52 AM): u there?
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:10:30 AM): ol boy, u just think say u don see mugu wey u go hammer. instead wey u for go find job u dey internet wan begin scam people. I pray say your parents go die for bicycle accident since them no fit afford to fly. u no see as u dumb reach, u open anoder page on blackplanet with the same name and claimed to be white, na wa for u. I guess say u don see your match. bcuz i dey live for yankee, u think say i be mumu. God go hammer your head. siddon for port harcourt there make u no go join MEND or something else to get food chop since u dey hungry. common simple english u no sabi. wetin u think say sibling mean?
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:10:44 AM): make u no go find job u hear
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:10:51 AM): MUMU
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:11:14 AM):
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:11:25 AM): see am, he dey even call me love
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:11:27 AM): fool
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:12:01 AM): u shock? no shock o, i sabi catch people like u well well
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:12:27 AM): thank u
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:12:34 AM): ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:12:45 AM):
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:13:06 AM): my God, see the player just got played
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:13:44 AM): na people like u dey give naija people bad name
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:14:18 AM): u go die for bicycle crash
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:14:41 AM): u go first die
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:14:47 AM): mad man
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:14:47 AM):
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:14:55 AM): mess u there
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:15:04 AM): u just made my morning
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:15:13 AM): i go feel happy all day today
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:15:24 AM): really
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:15:28 AM): ok opposite
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:16:10 AM): i been want make u waste your money send the yeye papers to the fake address i been give u
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:16:30 AM): but i just decide say i no wan waste my time with a punk ass like u
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:16:41 AM): u think say i be mumu wey go go send paper to u
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:17:03 AM): but u now see say i be better player that u abi
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:17:36 AM): u dumb no be small
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:17:36 AM): u no bi any thing because if u dey as i dey u go still go waiste your time
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:17:49 AM): na u be dum yeye man
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:17:59 AM): carry yourself comot here abeg
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:18:01 AM): u dey suffer abi, o boy go look for job or join MEND
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:18:32 AM): at least if u join, them fit dey give u small allowance for jungle
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:18:58 AM): wetin u dey do wey make u no go join them
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:19:09 AM): i no dey suffer like u now
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:19:24 AM): na u dey suffer i no suffer any thing
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:19:25 AM): at least i no dey waste my time for internet dey look for people to scam
marjj_haydon (1/8/2007 9:19:45 AM): yeye man
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:19:52 AM): hahahahahahahahahahahaha
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:20:23 AM): i believe say u been don dey tell your friends say u don catch one mugu wey just throway $1500 to u
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:20:31 AM): see this mumu abeg
charlysson (1/8/2007 9:21:46 AM): i hope say na people like me u go dey jam for your life until u change. go look for job and stop embarrassing yourself and us nigerians.

I hope u did have fun reading my story, I had lots of fun playing with that fool's mind. Peace.

If u read my initial post, here's the continuation, enjoy:

My email to his "attorney"

Hi, I'm Mr Charles writing on behalf of Maria Haydon, the daughter of Joseph Jolly Haydon who was a contractor with Shell company in Rivers state Nigeria. He died in a plane crash in 2005 and had a huge deposit (about $13.1m) that Maria would like to entrust in my care in order to secure the money for her. She's stranded back in Nigeria and doesn't know what she's gonna do. Anyway, I would like to know what is required of me in order to get this money for Maria. Just to let u know sir, I've no personal interest in this money, I just want to help her out since she trusts me. Have a nice day sir.
Mr Charles.

His "attorney's" reply
Attention:
Mr. Charles

I acknowledged the receipt of your e-mail dated yesterday 4th January 2007 to me, regards the fund of late Mr. Joseph Jolly Haydon, the late father to Miss. Maria Haydon. I received an e-mail from her notifying me of you.

I have assured her that I will do any thing within my reach regards my status/respect I command in my profession as a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) to assist you get the documents that are required for the release of your fund from the federal government of Nigeria and the Bank in particular.

I made that known to her that I’m going to obtain two (2) paper works from the federal high court of Nigeria namely below;
(1) Change of ownership to your name and
(2) Affidavit of support that’s (power of attorney) which have to be signed by the chief justice of the federation, to give you fully the dual support/back up as the rightful beneficiary of the fund.
Sir do forward to me your full details, as listed below;-

(1) Your full names
(2) Your address in full and
(3) Your personal telephone/ fax numbers, the way it will appear in the above mentioned paper works, to enable me speed up the processing of the documents.

Sir regards to my legal fee charges, as I have made known to Miss Maria Haydon that I’m not going to charge you people now till you get your fund released to you, then you can pay me my legal fee charges. But what you have to pay for now, is for the consultation fees which will enable me get those paper works signed and registered by the chief justice of the federation, which she is aware of the amount it will cost to obtain them.

The two paper works, as I have made known to her will cost you the sum of USD$1350.00 only. Here is how to make the payment to me as soon as you can to enable me get the paper works ready for you as soon as possible. Send it through western union money transfer. Below are my details to send the money to;-

NAME: NKEM GEORGE
ADDRESS: 12 Thomas Avenue
CITY: Ikeja
STATE: Lagos/Nigeria
ZIP CODE: 23401

Do not forget to e-mail me the sender's name; the secret question and answer and the MTCN 10 digit control number to enable me pick it up.

I await your earliest response.

My Best Regards,
Chief Barrister Nkem George
Tel: +234-803-878-0071

Mind u, at this point, the supposed Maria Haydon sent me a message on my YIM as follows:
marjj_haydon (1/4/2007 12:26:00 PM): how re u doing? happy new fruitful year to u
marjj_haydon (1/4/2007 12:26:26 PM): thank u so much for accepting me in ur list
marjj_haydon (1/4/2007 12:27:10 PM): hope u did get all i said in my reply to u about how and what to tell the lawyer
charlysson (1/4/2007 1:11:41 PM): i sure did get all u said and im gonna send him an email ASAP. TAKE CAREcharlysson (1/5/2007 6:51:57 PM): I want u to be online on Monday between 4pm and 6pm ur time, take care

I sent a reply to his "attorney" immediately I got his mail:

Hi Barrister, I got ur email and my details are as follows:
Miya Charles
1630 W. Olive Ave Fullerton CA 92833.

For now, I would like us to communicate by email or thru the USPS using my address as above. As regards the consultation fee, I just sent $1500 this evening.I would like that u give the lil' change left to Miss Haydon for her well-being. The control number is 6343314786, and the secret question is what is my name? (Ofcourse u already know my name). I would like u to plz tell Miss Haydon to be online on Monday, January 8th so we could talk more. I need to get some info from her as regards her well-being in Nigeria.
Thanks,
Miya Charles