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Hey plz, take ur time and enjoy these conversations I had with some motherf**king b***h who tried to scam me not too long ago: It is long, but I just want u to follow the whole dialogue (emails and instant messenger). Exerpts:

From Him

Date: 12/22/06, 7:48 am

Category: Community

To: m_charles

Subject: hello



Hi,
I'm Maria Haydon ,23year,single from 81 wall street,next down town pharmacy, new york.This is my # back in new york 2123446678, just saw you on now and my mind just knew you will make a real friend i could trust with my inheritance,right now i'm in port harcourt,ivers state,nigeria. that's where my dad worked as an expatraite with SHELL oil company (SPDC) before he passed on last october.
I want you to write to the lawyer that is incharge as my trustee or my husband to be, to get my dad's payoff fund released to you by the banks here. Once they do so, you send me a flight fare to come back to the states.
This is legit and my inheritance and i have proof to show you that i'm for real. Once you help me secure it, i will let you have 20% percent cuz i'm stranded here. The amount of the payoff is $13.1m usd hit me back if you desire to help me out, via my email address marjj_haydon@yahoo.com and not here.
You can hit me on my yahoomessenger, so that we can talk more right now:
marjj_haydon@yahoo.com
marjj_haydon@yahoo.com
marjj_haydon@yahoo.com
marjj_haydon@yahoo.com
marjj_haydon@yahoo.com

This is the site to check thingsout for urself: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/10/24/nigeria.plane/
http://nm.onlinenigeria.com/templates/?a=5709&z=17
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4368516.stm
Caring,
Maria

My 1st reply

Thu, 4 Jan 2007 07:20:21 -0800 (PST)
From: "Miya Charles" <miya_charles@yahoo.com> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Hey, got ur message on blackplanet.com
To: marjj_haydon@yahoo.com
Hi, this is m_charles from blackplanet.com. SInce I rarely use my blackplanet email, I decided to let u have my yahoo email too. So whatz this deal about? I think I'm interested. What ever help u need, I'm gonna render it as long as u are sure that my share is actually 20%. I don't want u to screw me up cuz this could be huge for the both of us. Peace.

His next mail


hi,
thanks for your concern, i know this is very hard to believe coz i'm telling you this right here on the internet. just want you to know that circumstances do warrant certain things to happen in life. right now i dont have any option than to contact you through internet. do you have yahoo instant messenger so we can chat online to enable me explain more better. just want you to believe and trust me just as i'm trusting you and will be entrusting my money in your care. i'm not trying to make you help me out of your wish, i have been praying to God to let me come across someone that will be trustworthy, honest and sincere to help me out of this. it was through God's inspiration that i came to BP, out of many pages i saw and read i have no doubt in choosing you. Well i just wanted to let you know that this is my life( all i have) and can not afford to play games with it. i'm making it clear once more to you, if really you want to help me out. the reason why i'm asking you for help is not that i can not secure the money by myself but due to the deposit certificate of this money and other valuable paper works are in my late father's name, and it needed to be changed to my name. the lawyer said that the two paper works needed to be obtained in my name are, change of ownership and power of attorney so that their government and bank can release the money to me but i don't have money on me here to pay him for the two paper works. i have decided to transfer the right as heir of the fund to you as the beneficiary if you really desire to help me, the amount the lawyer said the paper works will cost is $1350, all the paper works is going to be in your name and the fund being transferred into your account, that is why i said i can not afford to play games with it because it's all i have. here is the lawyer's contact to reach him, below is what to tell him;-
Name: Nkem George
Email:nkemgeonew@yahoo.com

here is what to write to him. That you are writing on behalf of maria roselyn haydon the daughter to late joseph jolly haydon who died in an plane crash in 2005 concerning his contract pay off by Shell Oil Company Port Harcourt River State of Nigeria. the sum of thirteen million, one hundred thousand United States of American dollars ($13.1m) you want to secure the fund on behalf of the daughter maria haydon, he should get back to you with all that are required of you to get the fund released.
stay blessed
urs carin
maria
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LadyT, most houses are built with wood in the US depending on the source(s) of bricks or woods. When one moves a lil' eastward from the midwest (Illinois, Missouri, etc), one is gonna find houses built with bricks cuz there's a huge supply of bricks from Missouri area. But in the upper midwest and some other states, timber (or whatever kinda wood it is that they use in building houses) is vastly available therefore, the predominance of "wooden" houses.
By the way, it is cheaper to build a house with wood rather than bricks, so putting cost into effect, it is wiser to build houses with wood rather than bricks. Another reason could be that most places that are not threatened by hurricanes or incessant tornadoes (we do have quite a few tornadoes but not hurricanes in the midwest) are in better positions to build houses with wood. Places like Florida or Texas and some other southern states that experience hurricanes don't stand a good chance with wooden houses compared to brick houses. Those in California won't stand a good chance of surviving in wooden houses cuz of the high rate of earthquakes or tremors there. Mind u though, the foundations of wooden houses are made with BRICKS! Does this in any way satisfy ur curiousity LadyT? Back to the topic, but why would one buy a house from an auction anyway? Don't ur realtors (I dunno what u call 'em in the UK) clean the houses they put in the market to attract buyers? I know that if u put a dirty house in the market here in the US, u just gonna wait forever to find a buyer.

Thanks Easyym. I had to start another thread on this crap cuz I was so pissed when I read some misinformed posts on this topic, it just showed me how shallow lotta people think. Anyway Easy, I appreciate ur post.

Sorry, I may not live in the UK, but I sure do know a couple things about real estate cuz my pops sells real estate here in the US. The truth of the matter is, if one is looking to buy a house for investment purposes, u are better off buying in areas that are just springing off rather than a place like London that got their prices off the hook (atleast so most of u said). By the way, I was just wondering how ur mortgage system works in the UK. Here in the US, u gotta have a good credit standing in order to apply for a loan, how do they determine the percentage that they charge in the UK? (Honestly, I wanna know) Moreover, what is the average percentage on a home loan in the UK? Wow, u guys said the average home in London costs 340k? That's freaking expensive. How much is one gonna make if one invested such money in a year? House prices do appreciate, but I don't believe they just jump from their initial values to some weird figures.
Hey u looking to buy a house in the UK, I think u gotta get ready to spend some $$$$$$$$$$ or is it GBP (I don't have the pound key on my computer lol)

Thanks iice. It's just so sad that most people just say things that they don't know or understand. I appreciate ur concern, it mean't a lot to me.

Tell me

I'M FROM A BROKEN HOME! Does that make me bad? Hell No! I believe it's a learning process cuz I wouldn't want my marriage to fail. I might even prefer someone from a broken home who's been thru what I've been thru so we could love and appreciate our marriage better. It's not the home, it's the person!

Personally, I wouldn't marry someone who can't be buddies with my parents. I got young parents that are willing to be friends with whatever girl(s) I'm dating. I think the best way to handle them in-laws is for one just to be themselves and not try to act like the super son/daughter in-law. It could be difficult, but diplomacy in terms of how one talks to their in-laws is very important. Why would I marry a woman who wouldn't want to be a buddy to my parents. Ladies, and most especially, the lady who asked this question, JUST BE URSELF AROUND UR IN-LAWS. By the way, pray that God gives u parents-law like my parents (for real, they cool tho). Girl, just treat them like your parents, because thats the best approach!

Hey dude just wondering, how did I contradict myself? U gotta know that the Flav of Luv is different from the bitch's show. Anyway, even FOL was crap, but I just loved seeing Flav make a full of himself. Keep cool dawg. It aint worth it, but it's ur choice.

Honestly, I can't still believe a guy started this thread. Dude, what were u thinking??!!!!!!!! I can't believe u would sit to watch some drag-queen (someone called her that and I 100% agree) display her uncultured and attention-seeking drive on TV. Both the girl and her mom are full time bitches. Didn't u see how she relegated her "husband" to the background in Flavor of luv? C'mon dawg, u can do better. Or were u planning on going for auditions for the show? Anyway, just kidding dude, but the show ain't worth it.

I like Dungy cuz he's a black man, but I don't think I like Manning. Anyway, let the better team win the Superbowl cuz both coaches are blacks. Call me a racist, I DON'T CARE.

Hey dude, I can't wait to fall in love with a lady that I really care about. Dude, being married to some lovely lady is one of the best things that could EVER happen to a guy. Remaining unmarried is just so lonely. Believe me dawg, I know what I'm talking about. I'm not married yet (cuz I think I'm too young for it), but when the time comes, I'm definitely gonna find true love.

At least he was kinda nice to people in the T-cities today, I just love his cockiness.

Laughing my black ass off (LMBAO).

I sure would if I found the right person. It's all about loving and being comfortable with the person. I must confess that there are quite some beauties and brains on here.

Here we go again! American Idol (AI) is here again and its first destination is the T-cities (10,000 Lakes). I love the preliminary stages, but when they move to Hollywood, they are on their own cuz the fun is gone by then. What do u like about it? What are ur expectations for the new season? I really wanna see and hear Simon bash the wannabes. Out of the three judges, who's ur favorite?

Casper, just let 'em be, I think some people don't think before they push on the buttons on their keyboards. It's unfortunate that we got some knuckleheads here. Y'all take care. And for the Ibadan man trying to "Americanize," I wish u all the best ooooooo. Sa'nu da aiki malam. Ba wahala. In ka na so ka fada, ka kida mata'n ka ko dawa'n ka ku yi fada. Ka ji kwo? Ba na so im yi fada de ke soboda ke keremin yaro ne. Dan banza, dan ofi. If u need the translation to that, holla.

For real Star01, I don't think u are all right. Reading thru all ur bullshit just made me realise how dumb u really are. For the records, I dunno Casper, neither do I try to be his mouthpiece here, but hey dude, u don maga finish. Na where u comot from sef? Do u think everybody is in America via visa lottery? See where ur intelligence take u sef. U still got that second fiddle mentality, I honestly want u to shed that crappy mentality dude. U are trying to be more catholic than the pope whereas u don't even know what the mass is all about. I don't wanna get into any form of online fight with u cuz from what I've seen and read so far, u are just too dumb for me to engage. For ur butt's sake, U CAN'T EVEN WRITE GOOD. What the heck would I be wasting my time with some wannabe a-hole who can't compose a simple sentence. Get off my back punk!

So Sheryl, who's this dude that's making u quiver? . Hope I'm not over-stepping my bounds here? If I am, I'm sorry girl.

Ssheryl, no reason really for asking.

Casper, na where u pick that dude from? Abeg let am know say person no need speak crappy American english for people to know say him dey yankee. U even get time to listen to am. U for ask am wetin be him zip. He for begin ask u why u want make him open him zipper and wetin u wan see him "kini" for. Na wa for all these our people sef.

Mamba, it's unfortunate that the Chargers lost, I felt bad after that last FG miss. A great season just came to an end for the Chargers, damn it! Don't worry man, the Colts are gonna kick their butt, and I forsee the Saints getting to the Superbowl. Letz hope.

This is just freaking funny. Most people here bashing others for crappy grammar don't even know how to make a simple and correct sentence. Imagine this post by some dude bashing another who supposedly spoke some crazy-ass grammar:

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 Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any?
« #51 on: December 02, 2006, 10:40 AM »  

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Second Semester 300 level
A friend of friend wanted to contest for president of the SUG
I asked But Why are you Contesting @ 300 level

Please, watch what u type before criticizing others.

It is unfortunate that a lot of people who have been making contributions to this topic don't have any clue as to what they are talking about. First, let me ask the ladies who have been bashing us malefolk, do u have boyfriends? if u do, when was the last time u looked at some other dude and said, oh my God, that guy is hot! and I wish he was my boyfriend? It might surprise y'all to know that 97% of all mammals (yes, including homo sapiens-humans) are not strictly monogamous. Whether u believe it or not, it is true. This is a carefully carried out research, so don't sit ur butt there and argue what u don't know.

Mamba, what has Belichick done to u? What I don't like about the pats is the over-hyping of Brady. Agreed, the dude is good, but the way they're going about it is just damn annoying. That's the same thing they wanna do with Brady Quinn of notre dame. L.T is gonna run the pats ragged, I guarantee u that. The saints/eagles game? Brees and Bush just have to give some magical touches otherwise, koko for dem oooooo.
Mamba, I don't think the jets are gonna be a strong force next season. They just gonna fizzle like da shizzle. Don't put ur trust in them.

U wanna read all naija papers online? go to www.nigeriamasterweb.com and click on newspapers.

Zulu, I know u are still sulking from that dumb Tony Romo's error. Just as we didn't expect Romo to be linked with some super hot blondes, and splashed on the front pages of newspapers, same thing goes for Garcia. I think the saints are gonna make some blonders that might cost them the game, but letz watch and see. By the way, the loss of the cowboys was just a miracle for the seahawks. I was rooting for the seahawks and when it was time for that final field goal, I thot we had lost the game, but alas! ur Romo shivered and gave the game to us.
Hey Zulu, can u believe the giants retained Coughlin? I think Coughlin and Eli Manning should go cuz even Brad Johnson of the vikings is better than that punk (dont blame me plz, I don't just like Eli).
P.S. did u watch the BCS championship game? what was ur take on it?

The super bowl is just around the corner and the AFC and NFC teams are gonna dig it out this weekend. The game closest to my heart outta the four games is the eagles/saints game. This is gonna be one nut-cracker. I only wish McNabb would be back from injury, but it doesn't look like it. I love both teams cuz they got their individual appeal. The saints are a team that has the nation's sentiments and also, most people have the Drew Brees/Reggie Bush blues. On the other hand, the eagles are a team that one can consider to be a super bowl contender again this year, with or without McNabb. Jeff Garcia and Feeley have been doing a tremendeous job in keeping the offense intact. No more T.O to cause troubles. I love both teams and would like to see either team win the super bowl, but I guess those from MD would like to see the ravens win. The supposed strongest teams-the chargers, bears (with the screwed up Grossman) or the colts might not win this thing. I'm from the midwest and with my team outta the playoffs a long time ago, I should be rooting for the bears, but no, I don't want them to win. Ooooooopppppppssssss, that's my pops' team . Who are u rooting for buddie?

Why in the world would one wanna post their phone # on here? I've had to change my # a couple times cuz some people don't call to talk to me, they just wanna play on my phone and expect me to call 'em back (in naija). c'mon y'all, I'm not trying to diss those back home (in naija), how many of u even call the local #s u 've got back in naija that u would want somebody who lives far away in some distant country to give u their #? If u need someone's #, send them an email and become friends with 'em, perhaps if u both are cool, u could exchange #s. It's absolutely unwise to post ones # in a public forum with all the 419 crap going on in naija. Some just wanna take advantage of that and start calling u at unholy hours. Not being cocky, but if u want my # or somebody else's, send me or them an email to request for it rather asking me or them to post it here for everyone.

Honestly Damsal, I think u are just too pretty to play for the other team. Good to know that u are a striker in our team . So whatz up with ya?