₦airaland Forum

dkings101:
It's sold for N200 in my area (Ayobo) and the worst is that the meter has been tampered with...what a useless entity called Nigeria..I so much hate the govt...they don't have the masses at heart at all...I hope buhari would at least ease the stress and suffering we the poor masses go through.

I bought 20litres for 8ooonaira on the black market yesterday, today I bought 10liters for 5k. My inverter finally gave up yesterday. Been charging it with Generator. Before this scarcity my generator forgot his Job because I hardly use it

She said the High bill is not true, who is this clueless woman. She said we are in a rush, we have been shouting up nepa since the 70s kilode they they not ashame

The owner of the lot should bear the cost, because the business should be insured against damages and theft

If you don't check you wife's phone, I will suggest a DNA on you 1st and last born. Don't worry the middle child is yours.

falconey:
monitor what?

I remember what a sagacious man once told me " the punny is not yours,its just your time with it"

My brother hallelujah Someone finally says the truth.

johnydon22:
The former vice president of the federal republic took to twitter to call for prayers for Nigerian and got a surprise answer for a reply. . . Is the guy correct or not?

Jesu of nazareth

crixtex:
This one Fashola is just rushing to do this things. why didnt u put dem in 8yrs... well dont worry after may 29th Ambode will reverse most.. u cant take ambode's glory... nice work though but coming at d 10th hr...

It was planning, but no funding

ceasare:
thats why the guy they sack anybody whey he dream see for dream this last few days.
if not for stupidity he is in the middle of a transition and handing over session and he is still busy announcing
appointment and the fools like peter obi he is appointing at less than 4 weeks to
the end of his tenure and can not tell him to hold his appointment are more daft than
Jonathan himself

See what you don't know is, if you spend 1 day in office as a Minister or a commissional , you are entitled to a pensions, but if they get fired before the End of their tenure, they get nothing. So all the people he replaced are getting nothing. Payback is a bit@(h

ugotex85:
You have only shown the world how clannish and stu.pid you are. If your tribe's men and women are as industrious and successful as the Igbos you would have had a better education.

My guy Yoruba are more Educated than Igbo's , forget what you see on African magic. Yes Igbo dominate the Commerce, that's because most Igbos don't go to school. The New Generation are educated though.

bettercreature:
Keep decieving yourself,because they are speaking pidgin,i must tell you real south-east ladies dont get involve,they are mainly from edo,calabar,(LAGOS) Yoruba girls and so on

Maybe when they are in the village they for good girl, my guy when Igbo girls come to Lagos them go f you like witches . God bless Omo Igbo's for me o. Yoruba girls want to package you into marriage and pretend they don't really like sex

Ojestas:
i dey tell u. . i be small boy o...but i knew it as a kid! lol

My guy swear if you no show me national ID I no Go believe say you no be grandpa lol

Ojestas:
I remember putting one kinda screen film to cover the screen to make it look like a colour TV, hence making it show different fake colours.

My guy you are Old o, that color screen cover was 83 84

tobtap:
i must admit ...back when NTA dey start for 4pm ....but go dey show colour lines by 3.45pm...

You must have heard the Gist lol. NTA And LTV open at 5pm . LTV starts with Votron cartoon and NTA start with one learn show for kids I forgot the name

TrishaP:
No I'm not hitting any like or share.

Have you been to all these cities before putting down observations? If you have then you are a runs man too, if you haven't then...

Like I suspected a retired runz girl just joking.

KA24DETT:
No one is asking the most important question. How did he become a billionaire ? Is he a militant ? Drug dealer ? Business man?
If he got his money from bunkering which I highly think so, then he is a thief, common thief and nothing to celebrate and look up to .
I do not want our youths looking up to people like this and going "money is good, I must make it ". It breeds a society that has no values

That's why our politicians will continue to steal, because of the kind of people they Govern. The are corruption Friendly. The will call you a thief behind you and hail you in front of you. This people needs to be stoned. Americans use to stone the cars of corrupt poliTicians, when stoning became illegal, they switch to pie. Even Bill gates got pied a few times. It's shameful to be pied in u.s

5p1naz:
what I just don't understand is how a man can be attracted to another man sexually. It just doesn't make sense.

It's insanity, just like some people are bipolar, or schtso. It's a brain Conditions

ceasare:
thats why the guy they sack anybody whey he dream see for dream this last few days.
if not for stupidity he is in the middle of a transition and handing over session and he is still busy announcing
appointment and the fools like peter obi he is appointing at less than 4 weeks to
the end of his tenure and can not tell him to hold his appointment are more daft than
Jonathan himself

He's sacking them so they will loose their pension, that's their punishment for betrayal. He can't leave the position vacant that's why he's appointing new people.

OoduaVanguard:
No wonder GEJ is not happy. He was seriously maga'd.

He was maga'd and raped. They raped him with no lubrication.

oppybouy:
Fellow Nairalanders, ya'al gotta help a nigga out....there is this girl I really wanna friendzone, but the issue is she is such a dribbler, the more I try to, the more she comes strongly. I tried google, but stuffs there are not practicable, hence resorting to this.
sensible comments pls. Ese gan.

1st before you can get my advice, tell us why she's after you and what action is she taking. Is she pretty etc or she's got nothing to offer. Why don't you want her. What action have you taken to fend her off

Sanchez01:
These people have started again! The second to the last question is funny. At some point the man leaned slightly towards spiritual forces and later to the physical. Imagine the US and Britain carrying out a total surveillance check. The should fumigate the place instead.

He's write, a reputable company have to come n sweep Aso Rock, because the GEJ s might leave listening device behind

englishmart:
he's gay?
So what?
Live and let's live (no homo o)

Homo

raumdeuter:
Diya wept, Ojuku fled wearing a ladies attire

I think Ojuku is worse because his father in law Chief CC Onoh even confirmed that he was a coward. His only bravery comes when its time to molest underaged girls like Biancar

How did ojuku enter this matter

totoakins:
pls what is salad toss

Inquisitive minds want to know? Lol. That's when a girl spread her legs wide open and eat you p@@@y and your Azz all at the same lick lol

chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

Nairalanders Your comment can save this relationship.

Nairaland Help

Nigerians and Sin, masturbation is not a sin. That how your husband get off, if you deny him he will start cheating. What is the big deal, stop being a prud and let that man have his way, he not asking you for 3some or a salad toss. Another was you can deny him sex for 1 month n tell him if he doesn't stop no cookies for him.

I like him alot, they better give him a good post, he really tried for APC

kingphilip:
All information were gotten from http://www.ngex.com/nigeria/keyevents/default.htm

Sir Adesoji Aderemi is my Grandfather. Soko Omolambua Ife akoda

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Which friend? Kemi Olunloyo?? We rather believe Buhari can turn water into wine than crazed rantings from a crazed woman....Forget story,if mad woman talks say i f**k Kim Kardashian,my head go swell up...The old man wan tap current wey im never pay Nepa Bill.. [/color]

Ok o she was a Virgin

teeowl:
Yet, Obasanjo was the one that dealt Biafra its fatal blow.
Yet, there are more Igbos in the least advanced Yoruba land than Yorubas in the highly advanced Igbo lands.
Yet, Yorubas have more professionals (Architects, Lawyers, Doctors, Quantity Surveyors etc) than any other tribe in Nigeria.

My guy leave them to go sell their market.

teeowl:
FFK must have f@ck all the p.u.ss.y juice out of Bianca before Ojukwu....

chi my guy all the Biafrarist on Nairaland will get their feelings hurt with that comment o . Lol

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] You dey there? FFk lived with his white girl friend throughout his stay in London...we even saw the old and new pixes for NL,sef......Bianca no even dey London not to talk of the same school wey im dey go. Forget story,the old man wan tap current wey im never pay bill......na your type dey believe say Buhari go stabilize oil price or person fit trek Lag-Abuja. Abegi. [/color]

My guy the petalstool you people put Bianca is too high. FFK friends n all their age mate confirmed it.

gbl01:
You need to grow up bro. I don't know what brought family in this although people with no family are fond of insulting the family members of others. Accept my sympathy for the loss

He insulted his elders and I send him back home with a reply. My sympathy for the loss of your family.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Yorubas and noisemaking....the closest FFK came close to Bianca was masturbatin to one of her campaign sized ads of her victory at MBGN beauty pageant. FFK is even worse,in his estimation "Masturbating to the picture of an Igbo Beauty Queen is the hieght of cultural achievement in yorubaland"... [/color]

My guy leave story FFK f@ck the daylight out of Bianca, them even live together for London sef