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Christianity EtcRe: Ojukwu Chased Me, Other Non-igbos Out Of East – Adeboye by DaPuncline: 4:51pm On Jan 25, 2017
stinechykee:
If chasing out your sabotour and back stabbing people is making you pain yes we Igbos were glad that he did that no apology because you people are so wicked
We people are so wicked ? You've brainshed with so may garbages from your radio biafra! Infact you are wallowing and swimming in your pool of deceit! Why didn't we chased out the igbos that were schooling in the west then ? Like I've said earlier; its on record that igbos that came back to the west after the war were given back their abandoned properties: ask D.N okoli from my state (ekiti state). So is that your own definition of wickedness ? Ask what your ikwerre brothers did to your properties after the war. You goffed big time my broda.
Christianity EtcRe: Ojukwu Chased Me, Other Non-igbos Out Of East – Adeboye by DaPuncline: 4:46pm On Jan 25, 2017
Odingo1:
[/b]Igbos are massacred in Northern Nigeria at that time[b], I think Ojukwu is a very kind man to allow other Nigerians to leave the eastern Nigeria without been killed.
[/b]Ojukwu deserved kudos for this kind hearted gesture[b]
Ojukwu gave non easterners safe exit to avoid retaliation
But many easterners were still schooling in the west then and they were not threatened nor chased away peacefully as you claimed. If even after the war its on record that the igbos that came back to the west were given back their properties. Ask D.N Okoli in Ekiti State. But you guys won't stop hurling insults at us.
Christianity EtcRe: Ojukwu Chased Me, Other Non-igbos Out Of East – Adeboye by DaPuncline: 4:43pm On Jan 25, 2017
durentchigozie:
lol. Lagos is A NO MAN'S LAND.
See mumu. No man's land indeed! Just like Aba and Onitsha that is no man's land. Ode oshi.
Christianity EtcRe: Ojukwu Chased Me, Other Non-igbos Out Of East – Adeboye by DaPuncline: 2:57pm On Jan 25, 2017
alcmene:
Afonja....they beheaded your pastor in Kano you said nothing.

Your Osibanjo is now an errand boy in Aso rock you no say pim

Your pastor was rough-handled by Buhari soldiers but you looked the other way.

Your people are dying of Buhari-induced starvation yet you lost your voice

Its now Igbo matter and found your voice and go down memory lane

Afonjaism is really inherent in you guys
Ojukwu's tribalistic buttock has just been blown open and you are here screaming like a wounded lion about the yorubas. Back to our question ? Did ojukwu chased non-indigenes out of SE, YES or NO.
Christianity EtcRe: Ojukwu Chased Me, Other Non-igbos Out Of East – Adeboye by DaPuncline: 2:53pm On Jan 25, 2017
durentchigozie:
the most two mouthed liars on earth are d yorubas. Back stabbers
See dollop-head mumu. Yorubas are backstabbers and your kinsmen has refused to leave lagos and other SW states. Grade one mumu.
Christianity EtcRe: Ojukwu Chased Me, Other Non-igbos Out Of East – Adeboye by DaPuncline: 2:42pm On Jan 25, 2017
jomonic:
But why should this man say a thing like this. SMH.
STFU. Why shouldn't he say it ? I always say it that the most tribalist and hateful group on earth are the Igbos. Deal with it.
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 8:38am On Jan 22, 2017
creepsyme:
plus including creepsyme! I worked as a bank teller for 7 years! Good u now respect them.
You try o. How could you have done that work for 7 years ??
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 8:35am On Jan 22, 2017
GreenMavro:
Tellering is still better, u will know ur mistake at the end of the day when balancing, go do customer service mk u go issue ATM card to a fraudulent person wey forge signature or open account were fraudulent transaction is performed
I still prefer that. Mine is that I hate dealing with cash.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why We Collect N40k From Nigeria Peace Corps Applicants - National Commandant by DaPuncline: 8:33am On Jan 22, 2017
lovat:
Mark my moniker and always throw kolanut for me as an ancestor grin
Lol...No Qualms sir.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why We Collect N40k From Nigeria Peace Corps Applicants - National Commandant by DaPuncline: 8:12am On Jan 22, 2017
lovat:
Nigeria don't need any Peace Corps with the Nigeria Civil Defense already in existence.


Akor your Peace Corps was the first to Scam me befor MMM.

I did this nonsense in 2002 with nothing gained
Bros you don old o. Na J.S.S. 3 I dey then o.
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 4:04pm On Jan 21, 2017
Seems everyone here is complaining about Ecobank. I hope their ogas are not nairaland. Lol.
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 4:00pm On Jan 21, 2017
ucsparks:
grin grin i do that to them tellers a lot, especially the female tellers forming posh sad, i dey show them pepper well well
Baddo! Easy bro.
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 3:58pm On Jan 21, 2017
cirmuell:
Damn! lol, this just changed my view about these guys. grin

Some tellers can be very rude though. That's why I hate these banks, UBA & ECO bank, useless banks with mannerless tellers.
Don't be too harsh bro. They might be under pressure and you might not know. Lol....
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 3:53pm On Jan 21, 2017
Shakitibob0:
A man spoke out loud the other day to ask if a teller was facebooking on the system....everybody in the bulk room laughed uncontrollably
So funny bro. There was a time that my colleague was passing a message across to me, and one customer just got angry that we the bankers lack courtsey
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 3:13pm On Jan 21, 2017
David0:
Some customers do it intentionally to force u to overpay them. Especially wen they observe u r tensed. They start whining u, so u lose concentration. They ll only notify d teller if dey were underpaid, but ll walk out swiftly as soon as dey notice d excess.

That's y as a teller, u don't show ur frustration or pressure. U smile at all times n try to relax. No matter d screaming from customers, just keep apologizing for d delay while u utilize ur TAT which is usually 5mins. Observe due diligence at all time, cos dats d first thing d bank will look at if anything goes wrong. So play ur part n God will handle d rest.
You are very right bro. Some customers could be so frustrating. Some would see how fast you are working and they would still open their mouth to say you are slow! I hate that word.
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 3:09pm On Jan 21, 2017
AntiWailer:
30k is not true.
Siddon dere
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 12:08pm On Jan 21, 2017
viexcey:
Lol... no be small something o! Overage, Shortage, mismerge... all join but you funny sha
Abi naw. Underpacking, overpacking etc. There was a time I was even forcing myself to love the work but the work just don't love me. Had to quit.
CC: Lalasticlala.
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 11:36am On Jan 21, 2017
David0:
Lol.....its just dat fear from ur first experience. Banking is not all about cash, there r other dept or units u ll do beta. Even dat customer service u wanted, has its own challenges. Its normal, its just unfortunate u didn't stay long, u wud hv settled in, learn on d job, n wt tym, things ll normalize. U ll hardly hv shortages or overages as u wud hv bn used to d pressure. Ur orientation begins to change n confidence level increased.

So ur mindset ryt now, is normal.
You are right though. I was just frustrated the day I had a 5k shortage. I prefer other department that are not cash related, coz at least one would know there won't be any thought of having shortage or overage.
CareerRe: My One Month "Horror" Experience As A Bank Teller. by DaPuncline(op): 11:30am On Jan 21, 2017
BlackDBagba:
I'll try to be 'nicer' when I go to banks from now... grin
Yeah bro. Even me I've learnt my lessons. Those guys are trying.
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 11:22am On Jan 21, 2017
David0:
Yeah of cos.
I started my banking career as a teller.
Kudos bro. I now dislike banking work.
CareerRe: My One Month "Horror" Experience As A Bank Teller. by DaPuncline(op): 11:21am On Jan 21, 2017
cremedelacreme:
Thank God for your experience. Next time when you visit the bank for any transaction, appreciate the tellers cos it ain't easy. Nice story though.
Those guys deserves some credit. Pressure is always on them and they are always at the receiving end.
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 11:16am On Jan 21, 2017
David0:
Your experience is normal due to the fact u were not properly trained for the job. A cash teller must b very calm n focused no matter wat. But no matter how smart, focused, calm, or whatever, u still face the issue of overage and shortage at some point.
Its like you've experienced it before. It wasn't easy bro!
CareerMy One Month "Horror" Experience As A Bank Teller. by DaPuncline(op): 11:10am On Jan 21, 2017
I was just on my way to shoprite towards the end of November 2016 to have some fun with my kid sister on her birthday when I received a call from a recruiting firm that I should resume at "one popular bank" the following day. By the way I'am just a masters student that is already through with his academic work and has his thesis to battle with, and also my school was on strike then, so I just saw the offer as an opportunity to mix with people in the corporate world and also build up my CV. I was told I would be there for just 3 months to relieve a female staff that is on maternity leave and I'm going to be paid 30K monthly, so I jumped at it and I thought in my mind that is far better than staying at home and at least one would have the chance to clinch with those beautiful and sexy female customers. Lol..
So as I got back from shoprite, I went straight to my barber to get a clean cut and also branched at a nearby supermarket to get 2 pairs of socks, perfume and a body spray, as I got home I brought out my already polished shoe for another round of polishing, checked out my wardrobe to chose correct combination of wears I'm gonna put on the following day.
So the following came and I resumed at the bank at exactly 7.46am, so when it was 8.03 I was told to come in and I met the H.R we talked calmly like we've met before and he referred me to the Acting Bank Manager to tell what I'am gonna be doing for the bank. The Acting B.M too spoke in a calm way and told me I'm going to work in the Bulk room as a bank teller! I screamed Yepa! In my mind because right from time I just hate dealing with cash, I'm the careless type; infact I've misplaced a lot of money since I was born! Immediately I recalled how I misplaced the money for my WAEC in 2005 that my dad almost tore me into pieces. My thought was that I'am going to be at the customer service but I just said to myself "you are an engineer: you should be able to fit into any given position".
So that was how my banking sojourn began: I first observed for like one week before I started attending to people in the Bulk room: Mehn it was hell.!! Especially on Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays! You would see different customers with diverse attitudes! Some would come with a huge amount of money that as you are counting, customers on Queue would be screaming and hurling insults at you that you are too slow, leg is paining them, the bank is not orderly bla bla bla. and you dare not reply any insult. That was the day I knew bank tellers are trying because after receiving those horrible insults during the day: you would now settle down for your account balancing which is the part I hated most! You would be balancing your account and if care is not taken you would almost develop a high B.P especially when you knew you've not been that organized during the day, and when the account is balanced it would be as if you've won a jackpot! And you don't need to be too excited coz you are still coming back the following day following day for another balancing, and if your account is not balanced you have to balance it from your pocket irrespective of the amount. There was a time I had 15K shortage when we went to pay corpers at NYSC camp, I was told to pay 3K out of it and thanks to some of my good co-workers that contributed the remaining. There was a time I had another 5K shortage. So I "sharpaly" turned to S.U in the name of being a bank teller: I pray every morning in my house, we do joint prayer in bank, and after the joint prayer I'll still pray on my seat again before starting: laying my hands on the counting machine, time stamping machine etc. And also pray against dubious customers! Because we've seen sexy-looking female customers with fake monies!! And they would be smiling seductively to get you distracted, we've also seen customers with incomplete money and they would be arguing loudly that their money was complete before coming to bank and the funny thing is the customers on queue would be staring at you as if you've pocketed the money. Mehn I hate that look!! You would also see educated looking folks that analyzes money wrongly and you'll start correcting them.
Anyway, to cut the long story short: I decided to take my leave at the end of the 1st month due to the fact that my school has resumed and I needed to continue my masters thesis and the resumption was a blessing in disguise because I was already tired of the work. And before I drop my pen I need to appreciate some of my excellent co-workers, people like Noah, Tosin, Dominion, John, Tope, Tunde, Roland, Rose, Dammi, Ruona, Judith, and collins, Godswill. God Bless you all.
CareerRe: Why You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 11:06am On Jan 21, 2017
DaPuncline:
I was just on my way to shoprite towards the end of November 2016 to have some fun with my kid sister on her birthday when I received a call from a recruiting firm that I should resume at "one popular bank" the following day. By the way I'am just a masters student that is already through with his academic work and has his thesis to battle with, and also my school was on strike then, so I just saw the offer as an opportunity to mix with people in the corporate world and also build up my CV. I was told I would be there for just 3 months to relieve a female staff that is on maternity leave and I'm going to be paid 30K monthly, so I jumped at it and I thought in my mind that is far better than staying at home and at least one would have the chance to clinch with those beautiful and sexy female customers. Lol..
CareerWhy You Have To Be Nice To Bank Tellers - A Nairalander's Experience. by DaPuncline(op): 11:03am On Jan 21, 2017
I was just on my way to shoprite towards the end of November 2016 to have some fun with my kid sister on her birthday when I received a call from a recruiting firm that I should resume at "one popular bank" the following day.

By the way I'am just a masters student that is already through with his academic work and has his thesis to battle with, and also my school was on strike then, so I just saw the offer as an opportunity to mix with people in the corporate world and also build up my CV.

I was told I would be there for just 3 months to relieve a female staff that is on maternity leave and I'm going to be paid 30K monthly, so I jumped at it and I thought in my mind that is far better than staying at home and at least one would have the chance to clinch with those beautiful and sexy female customers. Lol..


So that was how my banking sojourn began: I first observed for like one week before I started attending to people in the Bulk room: Mehn it was hell.!! Especially on Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays! You would see different customers with diverse attitudes! Some would come with a huge amount of money that as you are counting, customers on Queue would be screaming and hurling insults at you that you are too slow, leg is paining them, the bank is not orderly bla bla bla. and you dare not reply any insult.

That was the day I knew bank tellers are trying because after receiving those horrible insults during the day: you would now settle down for your account balancing which is the part I hated most! You would be balancing your account and if care is not taken you would almost develop a high B.P especially when you knew you've not been that organized during the day, and when the account is balanced it would be as if you've won a jackpot!

And you don't need to be too excited coz you are still coming back the following day following day for another balancing, and if your account is not balanced you have to balance it from your pocket irrespective of the amount.

There was a time I had 15K shortage when we went to pay corpers at NYSC camp, I was told to pay 3K out of it and thanks to some of my good co-workers that contributed the remaining.

There was a time I had another 5K shortage. So I "sharpaly" turned to S.U in the name of being a bank teller: I pray every morning in my house, we do joint prayer in bank, and after the joint prayer I'll still pray on my seat again before starting: laying my hands on the counting machine, time stamping machine etc. And also pray against dubious customers!

Because we've seen sexy-looking female customers with fake monies!! And they would be smiling seductively to get you distracted, we've also seen customers with incomplete money and they would be arguing loudly that their money was complete before coming to bank and the funny thing is the customers on queue would be staring at you as if you've pocketed the money. Mehn I hate that look!! You would also see educated looking folks that analyzes money wrongly and you'll start correcting them.

Anyway, to cut the long story short: I decided to take my leave at the end of the 1st month due to the fact that my school has resumed and I needed to continue my masters thesis and the resumption was a blessing in disguise because I was already tired of the work. And before I drop my pen I need to appreciate some of my excellent co-workers, people like Noah, Tosin, Dominion, John, Tope, Tunde, Roland, Rose, Dammi, Ruona, Judith, and collins, Godswill. God Bless you all.
PoliticsRe: Azikiwe At The Proposed Site Of The University Of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) In 1950s. by DaPuncline: 8:18pm On Dec 25, 2016
Ihuomadinihu:
Blah Blah Blah! Are you still on this? Coming back to reply long after a thread is gone.
You can't untie Azikiwe's shoe,let alone talk about his position as a Pan Africanist. This is not a comparison subject for God's sake eventhough the true intention of hijacking this thread is very transparent.
He was at the forefront,go pick a dictionary and find different meanings of that word. It's very obvious that you've accessed different ways of establishing your useless views on Azikiwe which is insignificant anyway.
I'm happy this argument ends here because the world recognizes Azikiwe in this capacity. Nobody cares what you think of him.
It's very obvious this is a Yoruba vs Igbo issue. Can you spare me that bullshiit?
How many times do i have to tell you that I NEVER MENTIONED THAT YORUBAS RAN DOWN THE ECONOMY.
What sort of rubbish is this? Aren't you daft?
Ask me that question one more time!
Azikiwe was at the forefront and a highly respected African Pan Nationalist. Deal with it!
Cry me a river when you are done writing up another nonesense.
Nasty talk from an unbridled mouth. The fact that I have not replied you does not mean the thread has been put to rest; your brain cells should tell you we do not operate thesame time table therefore not replying you instantly would be inevitable. Its like you don't even like someone quoting you or dragging issues with you, so you just want me to concur either you are spewing thrash or nonsense, wake up bro! In order to save your dirty face you've even labeled this argument a Yoruba-Igbo issue to score your cheap points as usual. I have nothing to tell you about zik again coz it keep falling on deaf ears.
Merry Xmas anyway.
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Heroin At Airport Four Days After Wedding (photos) by DaPuncline: 1:54pm On Dec 01, 2016
Kyllahmc:
Ok i was super curious on why every single drug trafficker caught has to be an Igbo... I did some research and discovered that its just a propaganda...
Igbos are not the only tribe that engage in drug trafficking... But wonder why yall only see that almost all the time? ? ? Cos thats the sh!t yall wanna see..
You know, like Bermuda triangle, strange Kenya news and sh!t.. Thats how the Media works.
Why not kuku blame buhari for it ?
PhonesSee The New Sms I Received From Mtn On The New Data Tariff Set By Ncc by DaPuncline(op):
I just received a SMS from MTN about their new data tariff set for december 1st as recommended by NCC. May God help us all.
PoliticsRe: TY Danjuma, Ishaku, 10 Others For Jukunland Awards In Lagos by DaPuncline: 8:26am On Nov 28, 2016
KingOvoramwen1:
[size=16pt]All Nigerias Problems Started the day Danjuma shot Aguiyi Ironsi at Iwo road ibadan and tied his corpse to a pickup van dragged his corpse to Dodan Barracks where igbos officers where also been killed and flogged to death on poles


But now 58yrs down the line his tribe are neary raped and mutilated to extinction by his Fulani neigbors

Talk About Karma [/size]
You've ignored Kaduna Nzeogwu that killed Col. Ademulegun and his pregnant wife and also decimated Ahmadu bello and dumped his corpse in the bush. Col. Okafor and his crew also killed Col. Shodeinde and his pregnant wife! Col Nwobosi and his crew killed Ladoke Akintola. But Aguiyi Ironsi refused to do the needful to the coup plotters because they are his brothers. May Gen. T.Y Danjuma Live Long.
PoliticsRe: Igbo First Lady In Ondo State As Akeredolu Leads. God Is With The Igbos. (pic) by DaPuncline: 1:41pm On Nov 27, 2016
Africonji:
Our infiltration is not yet complete. By next election, Aketi will choose an Igbo deputy. Then they will know. cool
Have you jettisoned your call for biafra ?
PoliticsRe: Igbo First Lady In Ondo State As Akeredolu Leads. God Is With The Igbos. (pic) by DaPuncline: 1:38pm On Nov 27, 2016
Funnicator:
grin Igbo women are the best. Maybe that yoruba guy was right when he said if you wanna be successful, pick an Igbo lady.
Now you can associate yourself with yorubas ba ?
PoliticsRe: Ondo Governorship Election Results Update From Polling Units - Vanguard by DaPuncline: 3:23am On Nov 27, 2016
Africonji:
You are talking nonsense. You jealous yoloba people allowed Tunubu to fooll you to ally with those jihadists to wreck this country's economy, because you are jealous that GEJ gave Ndigbo a sense of belonging. At least people were not this hungry during Gudluck time, so he must have been doing something right. What has 'saint' Bubu achieved, if not spreading poverty and hunger all over the place. Tunubu never begin suffer. When his suffer starts, you will pity him because Bubu is not merciful like Gudluck.
The Hausa-Fulani are in charge of your so called christian party of nigeria (PDP)

Chairman - Makarfi (Hausa-Fulani)
BOT Chair - Jibril (Hausa-Fulani).

Its like your brain cells are malfunctioning.

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