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stinechykee:We people are so wicked ? You've brainshed with so may garbages from your radio biafra! Infact you are wallowing and swimming in your pool of deceit! Why didn't we chased out the igbos that were schooling in the west then ? Like I've said earlier; its on record that igbos that came back to the west after the war were given back their abandoned properties: ask D.N okoli from my state (ekiti state). So is that your own definition of wickedness ? Ask what your ikwerre brothers did to your properties after the war. You goffed big time my broda. |
Odingo1:But many easterners were still schooling in the west then and they were not threatened nor chased away peacefully as you claimed. If even after the war its on record that the igbos that came back to the west were given back their properties. Ask D.N Okoli in Ekiti State. But you guys won't stop hurling insults at us. |
durentchigozie:See mumu. No man's land indeed! Just like Aba and Onitsha that is no man's land. Ode oshi. |
alcmene:Ojukwu's tribalistic buttock has just been blown open and you are here screaming like a wounded lion about the yorubas. Back to our question ? Did ojukwu chased non-indigenes out of SE, YES or NO. |
durentchigozie:See dollop-head mumu. Yorubas are backstabbers and your kinsmen has refused to leave lagos and other SW states. Grade one mumu. |
jomonic:STFU. Why shouldn't he say it ? I always say it that the most tribalist and hateful group on earth are the Igbos. Deal with it. |
creepsyme:You try o. How could you have done that work for 7 years ?? |
GreenMavro:I still prefer that. Mine is that I hate dealing with cash. |
lovat:Lol...No Qualms sir. |
lovat:Bros you don old o. Na J.S.S. 3 I dey then o. |
Seems everyone here is complaining about Ecobank. I hope their ogas are not nairaland. Lol. |
ucsparks:Baddo! Easy bro. |
cirmuell:Don't be too harsh bro. They might be under pressure and you might not know. Lol.... |
Shakitibob0:So funny bro. There was a time that my colleague was passing a message across to me, and one customer just got angry that we the bankers lack courtsey |
David0:You are very right bro. Some customers could be so frustrating. Some would see how fast you are working and they would still open their mouth to say you are slow! I hate that word. |
AntiWailer:Siddon dere |
viexcey:Abi naw. Underpacking, overpacking etc. There was a time I was even forcing myself to love the work but the work just don't love me. Had to quit. CC: Lalasticlala. |
David0:You are right though. I was just frustrated the day I had a 5k shortage. I prefer other department that are not cash related, coz at least one would know there won't be any thought of having shortage or overage. |
BlackDBagba:Yeah bro. Even me I've learnt my lessons. Those guys are trying. |
David0:Kudos bro. I now dislike banking work. |
cremedelacreme:Those guys deserves some credit. Pressure is always on them and they are always at the receiving end. |
David0:Its like you've experienced it before. It wasn't easy bro! |
I was just on my way to shoprite towards the end of November 2016 to have some fun with my kid sister on her birthday when I received a call from a recruiting firm that I should resume at "one popular bank" the following day. By the way I'am just a masters student that is already through with his academic work and has his thesis to battle with, and also my school was on strike then, so I just saw the offer as an opportunity to mix with people in the corporate world and also build up my CV. I was told I would be there for just 3 months to relieve a female staff that is on maternity leave and I'm going to be paid 30K monthly, so I jumped at it and I thought in my mind that is far better than staying at home and at least one would have the chance to clinch with those beautiful and sexy female customers. Lol.. So as I got back from shoprite, I went straight to my barber to get a clean cut and also branched at a nearby supermarket to get 2 pairs of socks, perfume and a body spray, as I got home I brought out my already polished shoe for another round of polishing, checked out my wardrobe to chose correct combination of wears I'm gonna put on the following day. So the following came and I resumed at the bank at exactly 7.46am, so when it was 8.03 I was told to come in and I met the H.R we talked calmly like we've met before and he referred me to the Acting Bank Manager to tell what I'am gonna be doing for the bank. The Acting B.M too spoke in a calm way and told me I'm going to work in the Bulk room as a bank teller! I screamed Yepa! In my mind because right from time I just hate dealing with cash, I'm the careless type; infact I've misplaced a lot of money since I was born! Immediately I recalled how I misplaced the money for my WAEC in 2005 that my dad almost tore me into pieces. My thought was that I'am going to be at the customer service but I just said to myself "you are an engineer: you should be able to fit into any given position". So that was how my banking sojourn began: I first observed for like one week before I started attending to people in the Bulk room: Mehn it was hell.!! Especially on Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays! You would see different customers with diverse attitudes! Some would come with a huge amount of money that as you are counting, customers on Queue would be screaming and hurling insults at you that you are too slow, leg is paining them, the bank is not orderly bla bla bla. and you dare not reply any insult. That was the day I knew bank tellers are trying because after receiving those horrible insults during the day: you would now settle down for your account balancing which is the part I hated most! You would be balancing your account and if care is not taken you would almost develop a high B.P especially when you knew you've not been that organized during the day, and when the account is balanced it would be as if you've won a jackpot! And you don't need to be too excited coz you are still coming back the following day following day for another balancing, and if your account is not balanced you have to balance it from your pocket irrespective of the amount. There was a time I had 15K shortage when we went to pay corpers at NYSC camp, I was told to pay 3K out of it and thanks to some of my good co-workers that contributed the remaining. There was a time I had another 5K shortage. So I "sharpaly" turned to S.U in the name of being a bank teller: I pray every morning in my house, we do joint prayer in bank, and after the joint prayer I'll still pray on my seat again before starting: laying my hands on the counting machine, time stamping machine etc. And also pray against dubious customers! Because we've seen sexy-looking female customers with fake monies!! And they would be smiling seductively to get you distracted, we've also seen customers with incomplete money and they would be arguing loudly that their money was complete before coming to bank and the funny thing is the customers on queue would be staring at you as if you've pocketed the money. Mehn I hate that look!! You would also see educated looking folks that analyzes money wrongly and you'll start correcting them. Anyway, to cut the long story short: I decided to take my leave at the end of the 1st month due to the fact that my school has resumed and I needed to continue my masters thesis and the resumption was a blessing in disguise because I was already tired of the work. And before I drop my pen I need to appreciate some of my excellent co-workers, people like Noah, Tosin, Dominion, John, Tope, Tunde, Roland, Rose, Dammi, Ruona, Judith, and collins, Godswill. God Bless you all. |
DaPuncline: |
I was just on my way to shoprite towards the end of November 2016 to have some fun with my kid sister on her birthday when I received a call from a recruiting firm that I should resume at "one popular bank" the following day. By the way I'am just a masters student that is already through with his academic work and has his thesis to battle with, and also my school was on strike then, so I just saw the offer as an opportunity to mix with people in the corporate world and also build up my CV. I was told I would be there for just 3 months to relieve a female staff that is on maternity leave and I'm going to be paid 30K monthly, so I jumped at it and I thought in my mind that is far better than staying at home and at least one would have the chance to clinch with those beautiful and sexy female customers. Lol.. So that was how my banking sojourn began: I first observed for like one week before I started attending to people in the Bulk room: Mehn it was hell.!! Especially on Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays! You would see different customers with diverse attitudes! Some would come with a huge amount of money that as you are counting, customers on Queue would be screaming and hurling insults at you that you are too slow, leg is paining them, the bank is not orderly bla bla bla. and you dare not reply any insult. That was the day I knew bank tellers are trying because after receiving those horrible insults during the day: you would now settle down for your account balancing which is the part I hated most! You would be balancing your account and if care is not taken you would almost develop a high B.P especially when you knew you've not been that organized during the day, and when the account is balanced it would be as if you've won a jackpot! And you don't need to be too excited coz you are still coming back the following day following day for another balancing, and if your account is not balanced you have to balance it from your pocket irrespective of the amount. There was a time I had 15K shortage when we went to pay corpers at NYSC camp, I was told to pay 3K out of it and thanks to some of my good co-workers that contributed the remaining. There was a time I had another 5K shortage. So I "sharpaly" turned to S.U in the name of being a bank teller: I pray every morning in my house, we do joint prayer in bank, and after the joint prayer I'll still pray on my seat again before starting: laying my hands on the counting machine, time stamping machine etc. And also pray against dubious customers! Because we've seen sexy-looking female customers with fake monies!! And they would be smiling seductively to get you distracted, we've also seen customers with incomplete money and they would be arguing loudly that their money was complete before coming to bank and the funny thing is the customers on queue would be staring at you as if you've pocketed the money. Mehn I hate that look!! You would also see educated looking folks that analyzes money wrongly and you'll start correcting them. Anyway, to cut the long story short: I decided to take my leave at the end of the 1st month due to the fact that my school has resumed and I needed to continue my masters thesis and the resumption was a blessing in disguise because I was already tired of the work. And before I drop my pen I need to appreciate some of my excellent co-workers, people like Noah, Tosin, Dominion, John, Tope, Tunde, Roland, Rose, Dammi, Ruona, Judith, and collins, Godswill. God Bless you all. |
Ihuomadinihu:Nasty talk from an unbridled mouth. The fact that I have not replied you does not mean the thread has been put to rest; your brain cells should tell you we do not operate thesame time table therefore not replying you instantly would be inevitable. Its like you don't even like someone quoting you or dragging issues with you, so you just want me to concur either you are spewing thrash or nonsense, wake up bro! In order to save your dirty face you've even labeled this argument a Yoruba-Igbo issue to score your cheap points as usual. I have nothing to tell you about zik again coz it keep falling on deaf ears. Merry Xmas anyway. |
Kyllahmc:Why not kuku blame buhari for it ? |
I just received a SMS from MTN about their new data tariff set for december 1st as recommended by NCC. May God help us all. |
KingOvoramwen1:You've ignored Kaduna Nzeogwu that killed Col. Ademulegun and his pregnant wife and also decimated Ahmadu bello and dumped his corpse in the bush. Col. Okafor and his crew also killed Col. Shodeinde and his pregnant wife! Col Nwobosi and his crew killed Ladoke Akintola. But Aguiyi Ironsi refused to do the needful to the coup plotters because they are his brothers. May Gen. T.Y Danjuma Live Long. |
Africonji:Have you jettisoned your call for biafra ? |
Funnicator:Now you can associate yourself with yorubas ba ? |
Africonji:The Hausa-Fulani are in charge of your so called christian party of nigeria (PDP) Chairman - Makarfi (Hausa-Fulani) BOT Chair - Jibril (Hausa-Fulani). Its like your brain cells are malfunctioning. |

, i dey show them pepper well well 