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Hey, Bubbles, the only thing I'll be missing when I show up tomorrow is a nice chocolate, sweet and lovely lady like you on my arm.   It sucks being single, you know?

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=356382.msg4998584#msg4998584 date=1259220201]ahhhhhhh is it getting hot in here or what? 
ill try, never have been a quitter.

who are you gonna spend thanksgiving with? and i hope you help with the cooking. lol[/quote] Ok, Baby. Let cool it down, I see I'm making you uncomfortable. I'm going to my oldest sisters house for the holiday, and yeah, I'll be taking some spinach keish pies I made tonight as well as a carrot cake I made with homemade strawberry cream cheese icing on it. I can throw down in the kitchen, Bubbles. I stay having folks wanting to slap their mommas after tasting my grub.

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=356382.msg4998499#msg4998499 date=1259218010]boobs in his face? GOOD IDEA! lol
all i can say is DAMN!!!!! 
and sorry to hear im breaking your heart.   
oh im not out there being freaky, of course not.
how about we play school. im the student and youre the teacher?
*SHHHHH* class in session. there is a lot to be taught and a lot of learning ive got to do. lol
[/quote]It's alright Bubbles, I know you like to see me  over the thought of you and me doing the grown and sexy, and yeah,  I've got plenty of stuff for you to get your brain game on with    ; I'll give it to you via my infamous 12 play lesson.  It rough stuff, do you think you can keep up? 

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=356382.msg4998405#msg4998405 date=1259215812]surprisingly when i was little my nickname was bubbles cause i was always so energetic and bubbly.  
i dont have a big ass, sorry to disappoint you.  
"sweet innocent virgin girl" BLAH!!
hahaha but it does sound like a plan.   [/quote]Oh, honey,  I didn't say anything about a big ass, I just said proportionally thick. I'm sure your booty is just right to spend on me.   Damn, you're so sweet; I love how innocently honest you are.   You're breaking my heart over here, on the real. You've got me wanting to spit the lyrics to Usher's  "You make me wanna" song to you.   Cause it explains perfectly what I'm feeling right now toward you.

By the way, what are you insinuating with that "Blah"?   I like a nice wholesome gal. Hope you aren't out their being all freaky and stuff,   Humm, well at least not until you get around my way, so that I can show you this trick I've got for you.  When you see it, you're gonna think I did it - - -!!  

Tyra Banks and Gabrielle Union.

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=104952.msg4998234#msg4998234 date=1259211291]What about Flavor Flav? Is he igbo too?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/62397_YOU_LOOK_LIKE_HIM_jpg30f64aed3d7f5cd2c28b9b0e5611b75e[/quote]I highly doubt it.

C2H5OH:
Hmm lol.  Is it a tough combination to find, bloke?   Try sending an email to Adichie Ngozi.

Humm, it seems to be so for me. Who's Adichie Ngozi?

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=356382.msg4998275#msg4998275 date=1259212561]na wa ooooo.
small as in width not height.
im kinda tall (for a girl) and slim.
thats what i meant by "small" im far from chubby. lolol

youre saying sorry? just like that?  
wetin i do to deserve dis kin tin?
and i never give personal information on nairaland. i just dont.[/quote]Oh, lovely. Your killing me here Bubbles; killing me. That's just the body type I crave; that is if a proportionally thick rump is propped upon those long  legs and between those thin love handles.  Humm, yeah I'm sorry you can't get it popping with me bubbles. You sound like a sweet little innocent virgin girl, and I don't want to be the one to turn you out. Get your schooling and career together and then and then I'll come and scoop you up like da rapture, if my status is still the same by then. 

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=356382.msg4998258#msg4998258 date=1259212155]im not THAT young like baby young. lolol
naw, but just that you said youre 26 so i was thinking "hmmmm he is in his mid/late twenties, i might not be mature enough. he seems WAY up there"
but ummmm, say what you wanna say.  [/quote]First tell me how old you are.

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=356382.msg4998251#msg4998251 date=1259212004]HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU!!!
my plans: eat!!
i love to eat. im a small girl with a huge apetitite.
beach front property?  
well you said it can be platonic? hey, i wanna party like its 1999!!  [/quote]I've noticed that you Small girls LOVE to eat. Hopefully you aren't a small, chubby girl. Hey, I wish you could come and party, sorry Bubbles.   I hope you enjoy your holiday to the fullest, Bubbles.

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=356382.msg4997740#msg4997740 date=1259200815]lol "get it poppin"
[/quote]LOL!   Humm, I have something I'm itching to say in response to that, but if you are as young as I think you are, it wouldn't be appropriate to say to you.  

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=356382.msg4997736#msg4997736 date=1259200728]a little too young for you.
but dont worry, if i was older we would do the damn thang, if you know what i mean. lol  [/quote]Aww, damn. That's too bad, I was hoping that wasn't the case. I was hoping to come back and see a more favorable answer to that question. I was going to PM you some info that would of had you coming to spend a lil platonic time with me on my beach front property this weekend, if your schedule was fit for the pleasure.   

By the way, Happy Thanksgiving!! What are your plans for this scrumptious holiday?

Brooklyn, just because I don't speak in your ghetto trash manner, and think in your low class ways doesn't mean that I'm not Black-American or African-American as you prefer. The situation that you face here with me is that I'm of a higher class than you; yeah as you River Rats say, I'm that "Uppity Nigga" you want to be, yet love to hate. You don't know me, or anything about me and you aren't even worth knowing to a man like me boy.

You should be so lucky that I've even acknowledged your trifling, young, ashy black ass. Now beat it, you rat.

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=356382.msg4997473#msg4997473 date=1259194980]youre welcome, boo! [/quote]Humm, Amaka, I like your style. I like smart bubbly girls. How old are you?

brooklyn99:
Da "Rupture" u still aint fooling nobobody, u aint american. maybe, u naturalized, yeah, but u wasnt born here, nor have u been here that long.end of story!!!! and adding "son" at the end of your sentence aint convincing me too much either just goes to show me how much of a phony u r. clearly we dont believe u, u need more people. have u read any of my posts? have i critisized nigerians unneccessarily? i've been neutral so far, aint i?huh? gay!!! why would i stereotype nigerians? tell me gay!!! my sisters are nigerian, my (step) dad is nigerian and he's done way more for me than even my birth dad. been there for me since age 3.  23 long yrs u piece of shit!!! thats why i normally date only nigerian women, because those are the people im surrounded by the most. outside of  hispanics/whites cus of my mom. listen, my boy read this and said u aint nothn but a bonafide ibo guy perpetuating to be something else, and, i bet u ugly as sin too.

Damn son, I guess you told me.  I can just imagine your you head moving all about like a chicken head as you were typing that speech to me. And I supposed you finished it up with two snaps up,  too, right?    Please son, go and take a seat; there's no need to tell me your life story, I aint your daddy son; go and find him and tell him about it, Ok.  Good Luck with that.

Thank you Amaka, baby; I really dont like repeating myself.

LOL, you'all are still fishy about me.   I know that this is a bit of an odd way to go achieving what I desire, but hey,  it's worth a try, and I see now that it isn't working out too well. Only my sweet Amaka NetHoney is paying me any serious attention it seems.

But that's I'll take my search elsewhere. To the Brooklyn dude; you stereotype like a raging fool, I bet you also think African live in huts too before coming to the west, and ask them all kinds of stupid questions. Just because the people you hang around like to say AA it doesn't mean everyone else does. Some of us like saying Black-American, some like to say African-American,  it really makes no difference to me son.

To the Nigerian boy who question my ability to spell Igbo correctly; let me inform you once again of that I was once in a serious relationship with an very beautiful and intelligent Igbo woman, and through her and doing some reading of my own,  I've learned not only how to correctly spell the word, but also alot about the people themselves.   I took the time to obtain knowledge on the women I seek so dearly, because you have to know them to truly love them. I take the time to get mine; perhaps this is where you've faltered with my Lil Amaka.

Why do you'all like calling us Akatas?

May I please get more answers to this question?

I am. I saw her last night on HBO in this vampire movie she did, and damn she looks chocolaty scrumptious in that flick, she had me wanting to snatch her through that screen and ravish her from head to toe several times over. That girl was sexy as can be. Very talented too.

https://images.blastro.com/images/artist_images/full/full_aaliyah_artist_photo8.jpg

Hi Chiogo.

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=356382.msg4984615#msg4984615 date=1259035299]thanks, a lot of people like my name too.
although (no offence) i get this from black americans the most.
you african? for real? you speak african? why yo name so ghetto? why yo momma name you dat? lolol
girls with some ghetto names like shanequia and tykeshia and trayonda have the nerve to ask me whats wrong with my name?! lol i just laugh. lol
malikom, komokam aka kokoyam is one black american guy that comes on here talking crap to nigerians and being a hater, thats why i asked if you were him. something about your approach reminded me of him. lol
OMG, this guy i used to talk to used to always say "Love" after certain things. you even use it just like him. *making me wanna think of the past*[/quote]LOL, that's funny. I like you, you're funny. Most of that is just curiosity, Sweety. I wouldn't take offense to it. Alot of times some may react in that way, if your appearance as an African doesn't fit the "stereotype" which is heavily the case with Igbo's as I've come to learn. In appearance they blend extremely well with that of us black-Americans, and I'm sure you are most likely a classic case of this situation.

So when they learn that you are African, you throw them off guard a bit, and then comes the stupid questions.  You must be a young gal, because this is most common amongst our young.

By the way, I hope the Igbo guys on here aren't offended by me going after their women on here.  

Damn, you girls are funny.   Amaka, that is a lovely name. That's another thing I love about you Igbo girls; many of you have some beautiful, sexy sounding names.    No, I'm not any of those guys you've mentioned, who I surmise are a bunch of Nigerian dudes.   I'm not here for tricks Love, I'm real. That's really me, and I'm really a black-america on the prow for a witty, lovely Igbo sista, such as yourself.  

whiteroses:
my former best friend is igbo, pretty and lives in the state i'll link you two up if i see your picture

Former friend. Humm, how do you know she's interested in us Akata guys?

Well, I'm not insinuating that Igbo sistas are gold diggers, but they just like any other group of women love a man who's financially secure, and thus I threw that information in as one of my strong qualities. I didn't mean to offend anyone. Amaka, is that your name, sweaty?

Like I've said, I'm model handsome so they say, and yes I've actually have done some professional work in which you can find online. This is me. What do you think?

[img]http://1.bp..com/_X_d6JjJ00I4/SXdzZUrWhJI/AAAAAAAAW-g/4FBvMSc4b1g/s400/Light+Skinned+Black+Men.jpg[/img]

Why is it that so many more African men are more open to starting open, solid relationships with Black-American women than African women who are accepting of doing the same with Black-American men?

This especially goes for the African girls here who are physically hot and got their shit going on right tight. I mean, I'm a black-American guy and I don't mean to sound arrogant, but I'm a top catch economically and physically and I'm on the look out for a African woman with comparable showing, but this is alot more difficult than I expect it to be.

I've had one Igbo girl friend before my current search, who was perfect,  though do to unfortunate circumstances back home in Nigeria, she had to return to Nigeria and we ended the relationship. Since then I've not been able to get another to commit to starting a serious lasting relationship with me. Most just seem to be wanting to just have sex with me, ride in my cuts and visit my home, and have me buy them something,  in which I don't go for. I'm no sucker. 

They most often tell me some jive line about how they cant date a black-american because their parents will not approve, yet they want to remain FRIENDS. Yeah, who coincidentally they love to take around their friends and attempt to show off like a trophy as if I were their boyfriend.  Nah, I don't play that shit. Yet all the time I see African dudes walking around with their Black-American wives and kids.  So is this a double slandered going on in the African community or what, because I've spoken with several other black-american brothers who've stated to me that they've gotten the same responses from African girls themselves.

Too many want to only be pretend partners with sexual and financial benefits.

So what do you say?

buffnaija:
are you for real with this post.

why dont u find a black american chic. why igbo

Yes, I'm serious,  and I love my Black-American women like mad, but like I've said,  I've always wanted to marry and start a family with an African woman and all my life I've made it a point to follow through on my dreams to end, and I've obtained a strong liking of Igbo women. Beauty, intelligence, pride, style and versatile.  They have a natural essence and presence in which is very familiar to me as an black-american man who's mostly dealt with black-american women all my life. They compare very favorably in many ways.

I'm 26,

Chemical engineer

Very intelligent, responsible and honest

Pretty religious, though not overly so 

make 6 figure salary from career position, and another 6 figures from my side talents (all are legal and respectable).

have a large over $1Mill beachfront home, made of mostly glass and marble.

I'm in great physical shape

I look model handsome

have a big privates 

superb in the bed,

am over 6 feet, with a light chocolate brown complexion

I LOVE to eat the putty cat 

I have 3 high end vehicles, and one is for my beautiful Igbo queen when comes to be one with her Akata King.

I want at least 3 kids, but no more than 5.

I've been raised  to and STRONGLY believe in treating your woman with up most respect, like a best friend and equal partner and I expect the same from her toward me.

I love to cook, don't mind cleaning at all and I love making sure my lady stays looking as fly as I do when she's out and about.

I like the Igbo people, they seem like cool people and remind me alot like my very own black-American folks. Must be the renowned Igbo genes within most of us black-americans.

I've always wanted to marry and start a family with an African woman and I've obtained a very fond liking of the beautiful Igbo ladies.

So have a baby with me baby, be a millionaire.  Just joking; kinda. 

Hey I'm interested in forming a relationship with an Igbo woman; I'm a Black-American man. I'm looking for a serious relationship, so if you don't think you'd want a serious relationship with a Black-American, do not come showing interest.

This is true, I've heard that most of us are of Igbo descent as well.