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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 6 Future Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by daresimon(m): 4:20pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
You didn't add farmer to it? Or we are not going to eat it the future? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Muslim Refugees Attack Police, Injure 17 Over Torn Quran In Germany by daresimon(m): 12:27pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Fighting over irrelevant things when they are suppose to be thinking of their lives. Aswear those people no get brain. |
Health / Re: Eczema by daresimon(m): 8:02am On Sep 10, 2015 |
Deepur: Stop to dey wear one boxers for 3days jare and go dey use good antiseptic soap/or cream |
Religion / Re: 10 Things Muslims Don't Want 'Infidels' Knowing About Islam by daresimon(m): 6:59pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
SirWere: With ur conclusion I guess I should stop talkin to u. I tot u r matured enough for me this kind of discussion. |
Phones / Re: How Long Do You Use A Phone Before Getting A New One? by daresimon(m): 6:37pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
The phone stays till it gets spoil or stolen. I dpnt sell properties o. Or maybe I can give it our sha. |
Religion / Re: 10 Things Muslims Don't Want 'Infidels' Knowing About Islam by daresimon(m): 6:27pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
SirWere: Don't get it twisted bro, I only cited an example am not abusing or cursing ur family. On the issue of nebuchadnezer u r right because he wanted to punish the israelites AND He also wanted to punish the amalekites. Racism is in the bible buh I would like to know where please maybe I have not read my bible to the place. Please point it out. Pls for the record I didn't insult your family cos I don't talk about family either on the internet ot anywhere else. |
Religion / Re: 10 Things Muslims Don't Want 'Infidels' Knowing About Islam by daresimon(m): 5:10pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
SirWere: That, my brother is the problem. If we practice what Jesus taught us we will be in peace through out. Buh the other religion is practising what they are taught which is why there are problems. Remember if the foundation is destroyed what can the righteous do? A religion that practice submission of others to your own? A religion that sees others as unholy? A religion that believes bloody way is the way? Come brother I need Jesus, you do too. Cos that's the only way we could eva be cool. Cos the only thing he gave us is a book To make use of as though as a tool. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: 10 Things Muslims Don't Want 'Infidels' Knowing About Islam by daresimon(m): 5:01pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
SirWere: Have you heard. Of recurrent generational curses? As long as a member of the family is alive you keep having the same problem. What do you do if you are in a situation that the last powerful member of the family against you is a kid or woman and the only way to dethrone is death? Do you keep praying to love such? When nebuchadnezzer invaded israel he destroyed all and eslaved them. The only people that didn't go were the aged which had been prophesied that they won't be captives though not all of them. The whole of the city was ransacked. God commanded Saul to destroy the amalekites because he doesn't want future problem which he had foreseen. Do you know why israel is. Having problem today because of some of the disobedience of that time. There is a difference between divine order and order of a sociopath,paedophile and a racist( mohammed) |
Religion / Re: 10 Things Muslims Don't Want 'Infidels' Knowing About Islam by daresimon(m): 4:51pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
SirWere: Many of the happenings in the old testament were christojudaism in nature. And many of them were done under the dispensation of an eye for an eye. Do me I do you which the jews were still practising when Jesus came, buh when christ came he changed the dispensation to that of grace which also involve forgiveness which seems to lack in quran. |
Religion / Re: 10 Things Muslims Don't Want 'Infidels' Knowing About Islam by daresimon(m): 4:33pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
SirWere: You go to church I believe? How many times have you prayed for you enemy(ies) to prosper? Kindly answer. |
Education / Re: FUNAAB Students Write Final Year Exams In Their Secondary School Uniforms by daresimon(m): 4:25pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
[quote author=luminousity post=37837794][/quote] Who be abegi |
Religion / Re: 10 Things Muslims Don't Want 'Infidels' Knowing About Islam by daresimon(m): 4:23pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
SirWere: Sorry bro, guess I made mistake in that. The saul you were tallkin about was the king in old testament. Why do you think God commanded that they should be destroyed? Because they were like hindrances to the Isrealites were they were coming from Egypt. That thing got God pissed and he promised to destroy them when the israelite settled. Which was what happened. You can't be comparing biblical things to quranic ones. To understand the bible we need to go beyond the physical buh the quranic ones, my brother you sef know na. Peace bro. We know the way of salvation. The real peace. |
Religion / Re: 10 Things Muslims Don't Want 'Infidels' Knowing About Islam by daresimon(m): 4:15pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
I also have actaully been doing some researches on the islam of a religion. Honestly speaking, there is need to understand what we are up against in this world. One of the many problems we have in this world is islam, and the other problems are just minor. I sometimes find it hard to trust my muslim friends when it come to religious issues. Jesus has shown us the way, he is the way, the truth and salvation. So many things I have discoverd about mohammed that made me to understand that there is need for us to know the person we believe. Many muslims don't know mohammed, they are moslems just for the sake of it. Though there are some churchgoers also but a churchgoer will not be told to destroy or kill all in the name of subduing. We will get to understand islam and mohammed when muslims allowed their quran to be scrutinized. Nice one brother. Kudos. 11 Likes |
Religion / Re: 10 Things Muslims Don't Want 'Infidels' Knowing About Islam by daresimon(m): 4:07pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
SirWere: Oga ade! Are you really a christian? Or just a nominal christian dat only takes his bible on sundays? After that next sunday? The old testament was not written in the same period with the quran. Its only comparable to the new testament. That is if that one is not even older. I agree with you that many evils were done in the name of christian but christianity never ask anybody to go and kill anybody. And the example you cited is and was wrong, paul was not a christian when he went to damascus, he was practicing judaism which was against christianity. So please what you don't know, you don't know. Stop acting as if you know anything. About islamic or christianity. Wisdom is the principal thing. 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Education / Re: FUNAAB Students Write Final Year Exams In Their Secondary School Uniforms by daresimon(m): 1:53pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
SPG4U:Gerrarahia Abeg which school u dey? I won't be surprised if u go to one yeye school like that. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Remembers This? by daresimon(m): 4:50am On Sep 09, 2015 |
Ekanna asha(hawks' claw) Hope am right sha |
Health / Re: Man Dies After Lodging With Two Women In A Hotel In Delta by daresimon(m): 10:37am On Sep 08, 2015 |
The way he follow come na hin him follow go. |
Celebrities / Re: Meet The African Young Lady That Wants To B A P0rnstar,& Ranchy Photo She Shared by daresimon(m): 1:03pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Is it my eyes or am I seeing shades up and down.
Forgive me if I make mistakes. |
Family / Re: Would You Go To An Ex's Wedding? by daresimon(m): 12:52am On Sep 07, 2015 |
Woooooo, ironu monday loba mi bayi jere. If you like go,if you like don't go. Decide |
Romance / Re: She Told Me She Used To Date Married Man. by daresimon(m): 2:19pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
The problem now is not about she leaving the man, its now about the mindset. My candid advice is that you cut the relationship if you are not sure of yourself. Cos if u go into the relationship deeper and it ends up in marriage, you may still be looking at her in that direction. Better a broken relationship that a broken or unstable marriage. Decide |
Romance / Re: 2 Days To Your Wedding, She Tells You Her Dad Molested Her When She Was 14! by daresimon(m): 7:47am On Sep 06, 2015 |
We go on with the wedding We break up after the wedding...if its true Or I can consider forgiveness sha. Buh after the wedding the old man go hear wenh from me. |
Romance / Re: She Done It Again. by daresimon(m): 11:02pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Abeg you for put this at the joke section. Now this section will fill up and real romantic issue will pend |
Jokes Etc / Love Mathematics Exams by daresimon(m): 10:41pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Exams For Relationship Department.
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Examiner: MR CYPRIAN
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Course:introduction to Love Mathematics.
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Course code: LOVE 107.
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All questions carry equal marks.
(ALL BOYS MUST ANSWER QUESTION 6>>MR CYPRIAN DOESN'T NEED EXCUSE)..
TIME: 2hrs30mins
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy
breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating
such love and time wasted?
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2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time.
Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses
and loss in handling all of them?
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3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and
Lekpa (skinny) girls.
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4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN
the term "Ukwu".
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(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance
of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
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6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and
she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent
and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.
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7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas
gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how
long it'll take you to get her back in January.
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8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you
don't want any other guy to date your sister.
CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked
behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)
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9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are
single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the
girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married.
BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than
two sentences. |
Romance / Re: I Don't Want To Regret My Decision And Miss Out On What Is For Me. Pls Advice by daresimon(m): 11:22am On Sep 05, 2015 |
With the story you posted , it shows you are not the praying type, cos I didn't see anywhere you said you prayed. There is need for you to start putting God into situations of ur life. Marriage is not for small minds.....they break You may be destined to marry a rich guy and the wealth continue blossoming and it may be the not-so-rich and he'll make it after marriage. PRAY its important. 6 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Nawa Oh! Naija Spider Girl. by daresimon(m): 11:30pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Hilarious...... Op u r joking shey? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Mtn Just Blocked My Line by daresimon(m): 11:06pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
You are the architect of your own misfortune. Before the sim was blocked Mtn would have sent you notifications which you obviously didn't heed. Now you are blaming someone that doesn't even know of ur existence . Goan meet mtn for next thing to do. |
Events / Re: Certified Professional In Warehouse Management System - Cpwms by daresimon(m): 10:59pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Phemtemconsult: Can such program be brought to ibadan and what's the cost? |
Politics / Re: This Pupils Sit On Stones And Are Taught English Language In Hausa by daresimon(m): 5:08pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
English language in hausa? Beginning of retrogression. |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Blackberry Bold 5 9900 @16k by daresimon(m): 2:25pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Bold 5 @ 16k?
Guy u dey sell I swear |
Crime / Re: Godwin Nwaofor Cheated Pensioners Out Of £5m Life Savings In London by daresimon(m): 7:10am On Sep 04, 2015 |
[b][/b]that's almost 30k he used in designing his name sha.
He try small.
The reward of everything? Jail. Lesson choose ur hussles right. Now this Biafra are not claiming this one o |
Romance / Re: She Lied To Me About Her Virginity.. by daresimon(m): 6:55am On Sep 04, 2015 |
butterflyy: Do you mean being a virgin is a think of the past? |
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