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You didn't add farmer to it? Or we are not going to eat it the future? |
Fighting over irrelevant things when they are suppose to be thinking of their lives. Aswear those people no get brain. |
Deepur:Stop to dey wear one boxers for 3days jare and go dey use good antiseptic soap/or cream |
SirWere:With ur conclusion I guess I should stop talkin to u. I tot u r matured enough for me this kind of discussion. |
The phone stays till it gets spoil or stolen. I dpnt sell properties o. Or maybe I can give it our sha. |
SirWere:Don't get it twisted bro, I only cited an example am not abusing or cursing ur family. On the issue of nebuchadnezer u r right because he wanted to punish the israelites AND He also wanted to punish the amalekites. Racism is in the bible buh I would like to know where please maybe I have not read my bible to the place. Please point it out. Pls for the record I didn't insult your family cos I don't talk about family either on the internet ot anywhere else. |
SirWere:That, my brother is the problem. If we practice what Jesus taught us we will be in peace through out. Buh the other religion is practising what they are taught which is why there are problems. Remember if the foundation is destroyed what can the righteous do? A religion that practice submission of others to your own? A religion that sees others as unholy? A religion that believes bloody way is the way? Come brother I need Jesus, you do too. Cos that's the only way we could eva be cool. Cos the only thing he gave us is a book To make use of as though as a tool. |
SirWere:Have you heard. Of recurrent generational curses? As long as a member of the family is alive you keep having the same problem. What do you do if you are in a situation that the last powerful member of the family against you is a kid or woman and the only way to dethrone is death? Do you keep praying to love such? When nebuchadnezzer invaded israel he destroyed all and eslaved them. The only people that didn't go were the aged which had been prophesied that they won't be captives though not all of them. The whole of the city was ransacked. God commanded Saul to destroy the amalekites because he doesn't want future problem which he had foreseen. Do you know why israel is. Having problem today because of some of the disobedience of that time. There is a difference between divine order and order of a sociopath,paedophile and a racist( mohammed) |
SirWere:Many of the happenings in the old testament were christojudaism in nature. And many of them were done under the dispensation of an eye for an eye. Do me I do you which the jews were still practising when Jesus came, buh when christ came he changed the dispensation to that of grace which also involve forgiveness which seems to lack in quran. |
SirWere:You go to church I believe? How many times have you prayed for you enemy(ies) to prosper? Kindly answer. |
[quote author=luminousity post=37837794][/quote]Who be abegi |
SirWere:Sorry bro, guess I made mistake in that. The saul you were tallkin about was the king in old testament. Why do you think God commanded that they should be destroyed? Because they were like hindrances to the Isrealites were they were coming from Egypt. That thing got God pissed and he promised to destroy them when the israelite settled. Which was what happened. You can't be comparing biblical things to quranic ones. To understand the bible we need to go beyond the physical buh the quranic ones, my brother you sef know na. Peace bro. We know the way of salvation. The real peace. |
I also have actaully been doing some researches on the islam of a religion. Honestly speaking, there is need to understand what we are up against in this world. One of the many problems we have in this world is islam, and the other problems are just minor. I sometimes find it hard to trust my muslim friends when it come to religious issues. Jesus has shown us the way, he is the way, the truth and salvation. So many things I have discoverd about mohammed that made me to understand that there is need for us to know the person we believe. Many muslims don't know mohammed, they are moslems just for the sake of it. Though there are some churchgoers also but a churchgoer will not be told to destroy or kill all in the name of subduing. We will get to understand islam and mohammed when muslims allowed their quran to be scrutinized. Nice one brother. Kudos. |
SirWere:Oga ade! Are you really a christian? Or just a nominal christian dat only takes his bible on sundays? After that next sunday? The old testament was not written in the same period with the quran. Its only comparable to the new testament. That is if that one is not even older. I agree with you that many evils were done in the name of christian but christianity never ask anybody to go and kill anybody. And the example you cited is and was wrong, paul was not a christian when he went to damascus, he was practicing judaism which was against christianity. So please what you don't know, you don't know. Stop acting as if you know anything. About islamic or christianity. Wisdom is the principal thing. |
SPG4U:Gerrarahia Abeg which school u dey? I won't be surprised if u go to one yeye school like that. |
Ekanna asha(hawks' claw) Hope am right sha |
The way he follow come na hin him follow go. |
Is it my eyes or am I seeing shades up and down.
Forgive me if I make mistakes. |
Woooooo, ironu monday loba mi bayi jere. If you like go,if you like don't go. Decide |
The problem now is not about she leaving the man, its now about the mindset. My candid advice is that you cut the relationship if you are not sure of yourself. Cos if u go into the relationship deeper and it ends up in marriage, you may still be looking at her in that direction. Better a broken relationship that a broken or unstable marriage. Decide |
We go on with the wedding We break up after the wedding...if its true Or I can consider forgiveness sha. Buh after the wedding the old man go hear wenh from me. |
Abeg you for put this at the joke section. Now this section will fill up and real romantic issue will pend |
Exams For Relationship Department.
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Examiner: MR CYPRIAN
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Course:introduction to Love Mathematics.
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Course code: LOVE 107.
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All questions carry equal marks.
(ALL BOYS MUST ANSWER QUESTION 6>>MR CYPRIAN DOESN'T NEED EXCUSE)..
TIME: 2hrs30mins
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy
breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating
such love and time wasted?
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2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time.
Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses
and loss in handling all of them?
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3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and
Lekpa (skinny) girls.
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4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN
the term "Ukwu".
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(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance
of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
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6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and
she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent
and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.
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7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas
gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how
long it'll take you to get her back in January.
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8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you
don't want any other guy to date your sister.
CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked
behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)
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9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are
single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the
girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married.
BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than
two sentences. |
With the story you posted , it shows you are not the praying type, cos I didn't see anywhere you said you prayed. There is need for you to start putting God into situations of ur life. Marriage is not for small minds.....they break You may be destined to marry a rich guy and the wealth continue blossoming and it may be the not-so-rich and he'll make it after marriage. PRAY its important. |
Hilarious...... Op u r joking shey? |
You are the architect of your own misfortune. Before the sim was blocked Mtn would have sent you notifications which you obviously didn't heed. Now you are blaming someone that doesn't even know of ur existence . Goan meet mtn for next thing to do. |
Phemtemconsult:Can such program be brought to ibadan and what's the cost? |
English language in hausa? Beginning of retrogression. |
Bold 5 @ 16k?
Guy u dey sell I swear |
[b][/b]that's almost 30k he used in designing his name sha.
He try small.
The reward of everything? Jail. Lesson choose ur hussles right. Now this Biafra are not claiming this one o |
butterflyy:Do you mean being a virgin is a think of the past? |
The grace has been the most abused privilege god has ever given us.