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Sports / Re: Video: Cristiano Ronaldo Disguises Himself As A Homeless Man by daresimon(m): 11:49am On Aug 08, 2015
majamajic:
'He even asked a young lady her phone number and she refused'. grin grin grin grin

meaning that only few women wants to be associated with hustlers

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Business / Re: At ATM Points; Is This The New Form Of Begging? by daresimon(m): 11:23am On Aug 08, 2015
guess its time to wise up now.

and I think Jesus will understand if I don't give money again to people cos I can't stand being outsmarted when all I have in mind is a little spirit of charity.
Education / Re: The Shambolic State Of Secondary Education In Nigeria by daresimon(m): 12:52am On Aug 08, 2015
this is a very serious problem we are facing in term of education. if we are to change the face of education for good all hands must be on deck. from government to the parents and the stakeholders in education. good write up bro

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Politics / Re: Buhari Phobia: N2.5b Adada Dam Contractor Rushes Back To Site by daresimon(m): 10:40pm On Aug 07, 2015
NDPVF:
Chief may have delayed the delivery of the project,but that doesn't mean he has eloped with such a chicken change,to the detriment of his person/image.He is too big for such.Shame on that newspaper that wrote that trash.
I want to give you clue to Chief's personality.Use your google,check the person that single handedly built a catolich church in Imo state,that Gej's wife went and commissioned.Ifeanyi Uba of capital oil & gas,was there.To be frank,those guys are not my equal moneywise.But i was there,courtsey of my cousin Asukpa,whom we do call "Onwa".Its an Igbo language anyway,but he bears it,because he hitted it big time through Chief.To cut the story short,Chief is a no coward or push over.Take it from me.Buhari is a nobody to make him fear.


Whether he fears buhari or not.... The bottom line is that he left the job when he should av completed.
He started it in 2011 and was suppose to end it this year, which means he has breached the contract term(s), this is 2015 and he just went back to the work he abandoned in 2011 or so, besides the contract worth 2.something billion.
Guy weda the guy is a saint or devil in ur neighbourhood is not a concern for us.
The koko is dat he fears for his career and name cos the president is not a jonathan that condones corruption.

Buhari go just spoil hin career.
So guy stop defending the undefendable.
The guy is guilty as the devil.

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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Goes Shirtless, Comes For Peter Okoye, Flavour & Iyanya by daresimon(m): 7:40pm On Aug 07, 2015
[quote author=fwwins post=36709039]
Look well well; na 4 packs[/quote
u dey count?
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Goes Shirtless, Comes For Peter Okoye, Flavour & Iyanya by daresimon(m): 3:08pm On Aug 07, 2015
after all the gyming and stuff that iyanya does....na only 2 and half packs the dude get. mtcheew

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Sports / Re: Robin Van Persie Celebrates 32nd Birthday With His Fenerbahce Team-mates by daresimon(m): 7:35am On Aug 07, 2015
wixsports:

Thank you daresimon, that was a mistake and now corrected. wink
u r willycome
Sports / Re: Robin Van Persie Celebrates 32nd Birthday With His Fenerbahce Team-mates by daresimon(m): 1:43am On Aug 07, 2015
Robin van persie and fenerbahce were mentioned in the story. How did chelsea come in?

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Crime / Re: 20 Year-old Onitsha House Maid Hacked To Death For Refusing Sex With Boss’s Son by daresimon(m): 1:14am On Aug 07, 2015
pyyxxaro:
B4 Devil de work 8am - 4pm like normal ministry staff

Now Devil don buy tear rubber Hilux, e de work 24hrs now cry


Devil well done ooo embarassed
grin
pyyxxaro:
B4 Devil de work 8am - 4pm like normal ministry staff

Now Devil don buy tear rubber Hilux, e de work 24hrs now cry


Devil well done ooo embarassed



Walahi talahi...u no well at all

U wankill me here with lafta

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Phones / Re: How Do You Cope When You Exhaust Your Data? by daresimon(m): 12:51am On Aug 07, 2015
NCP:
How can l exhaust 165gb.. Haba.

165? Abi wetin? Abeg wey ur aws dey make I come visit? Me wey dey manage 4gb
Politics / Re: Guinea Offers To Help Nigeria And Other Countries Fight Bokoharam by daresimon(m): 10:17am On Aug 06, 2015
smarrtsaless:
interesting
Delivery in ibadan?
Phones / Re: MTN Ng Offers Its Subscribers Free Calls For The Month Of August: How To Activat by daresimon(m): 9:59am On Aug 06, 2015
wheesin:

Lies lipsrsealed you no get girlfriend.. PALMela na your babe

You must be the winshzard sent to monitor me ba?
Don't wori am covered with harry potter's invincinbility cloak IJN
Phones / Re: MTN Ng Offers Its Subscribers Free Calls For The Month Of August: How To Activat by daresimon(m): 6:20am On Aug 06, 2015
femi4:
Go get a girlfriend
My girlfriend do the calling most times, she doesn't allow me to call her.
Na she dey call me.

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Phones / Re: MTN Ng Offers Its Subscribers Free Calls For The Month Of August: How To Activat by daresimon(m): 5:24am On Aug 06, 2015
this is nonsense, instead of them to give out free data like 1gig for 200,they are doing one yeye promo.
I can't even remember the last time I made a call when all I have been doing is WhatsApp and Viber call.

let dem do data promo and I'll accept

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Crime / Re: Lecturer Rapes 18- Year-old Admission Seeker In Lagos by daresimon(m): 5:13am On Aug 06, 2015
one of those things that hate about having go to someone for r help. they were re still preparing for post ume and not the admission proper.

he did decided he can't wait to chop the girl........ if the girl and ended up not passing, he would have to enjoy himself
oloshi.

abeg make them cut off his dick for him so its high time Dicks are cut as punishment

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Politics / Re: See What His Grandmother Did To Him For Trying To Play Smart! (+PIC) by daresimon(m): 5:01am On Aug 06, 2015
Ucheosefoh:
Na granny cloth him go wear go church if him try am

walai I go like see as he go be inside am
Politics / Re: See What His Grandmother Did To Him For Trying To Play Smart! (+PIC) by daresimon(m): 9:57pm On Aug 05, 2015
some granmas just sabi dey spoil fun for pesin.
sorry for the boy.
next time throway your clothes.

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Crime / Re: Fashion Designer Excretes 44 Wraps Of Cocaine (Pictured) by daresimon(m): 3:24pm On Aug 05, 2015
Pishure of the excreta or ...........
Phones / Re: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by daresimon(m): 11:44pm On Jul 19, 2015
e go work on top unfinix hot?
Family / Re: Relationship: She Assured She Wouldn’t Tell My Wife We Had Sex...... by daresimon(m): 9:15pm On Jul 16, 2015
enjoy it while it last bro....... the gods are with you
but anytime the gods decide to open ya yansh.....don't come here
Religion / Re: ISIS Trainer Turns To The Bible, 'sick Of The Killing' by daresimon(m): 1:49pm On Jul 12, 2015
Reiyvinn:
Self-deceit. Killing exists in both books (even more in the Bible!). The only diff is the followers of one are gradually accepting modernized civilization while the other won't just let go off their stone-agedness. I no mention names oh!

You are right.

Many people have killed claiming they are avenging for christianity.buh the Bible has many us told understand that those people that kill are not working for him, as He is capable of avenging himself.

On the other hand some religion fanatics have actually taken it upon itself to avenge God which is not possible.

I only see these killing and wahala in the world as fulfilment of Jesus' prophesy
Family / Re: The Culture Of Wedding Ring And Its Meaning In Nigeria by daresimon(m): 8:26am On Jul 12, 2015
braimeddy:
OP why is the engagement ring mostly worn in the middle finger?


Go back and read the peace again
Crime / Re: Boy Breaks With Girlfriend And Started Having Sex With Dogs by daresimon(m): 10:28pm On Jul 11, 2015
Kill him
Romance / Re: Should A Working Man Give His Gf A Monthly Allowance? by daresimon(m): 10:26pm On Jul 11, 2015
Stupid I'll say.
What if dey end up not marryin?
Food / Re: See What A Lady Cooked For Her Man ! by daresimon(m): 10:19pm On Jul 11, 2015
Now they will blame the man for taking refuge outside abi? Hope not
Politics / Re: Fayose With APC Members At The Burial Of His Uncle (Photos) by daresimon(m): 10:12pm On Jul 11, 2015
All I see is fayose with anoder potential pdp "defectant" in the future
Politics / Re: Fayose With APC Members At The Burial Of His Uncle (Photos) by daresimon(m): 10:12pm On Jul 11, 2015
All I see is fayose with anoder potential pdp "defectee" in the future
Romance / Re: Guy Takes Girl On A Trip To Dubai, Abandons Her There Because She Refuses Sex by daresimon(m): 6:09am On Jul 09, 2015
hedonistic:

The highlighted paragraph is fvcking hilarious. Lol.

In the final analysis sha , I would also blame the guy a bit. I don't start spending 'much' on a girl until we have become lovers. In that case, if I consider her sweet and deserving, I can splurge on her within my means. If it's just the initial dating/assessment hook ups, only small small coins for drinks/chops and transport fare is allowed. Unlike some other guys, I save all my 'generosity' as a reward for her sweetness after we have started collabo-ing, not as a bait or an instrument of pursuit. This is the best way to avoid rubbish from some hungry girls who think that they are smart.


Badt guy.....any girl that thinks she can take naira note from you must be joking.

She gets the coins not the note.

I feel you jare no time to waste

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: One Word For This Guy by daresimon(m): 10:19pm On Jul 08, 2015
I refuse to cpmment

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