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Religion / Re: 26 Signs We Are Living In The End Time! Don't Ignore by daresimon(m): 2:12pm On Nov 29, 2015
shikshark:
im not a bible freak but there is this verse in the vible that God said He will not destroy His creations again.....and He still uses the rainbow as a reminder.


He said he wouldn't destroy it with water again
Religion / Re: 19-yr-old Pastor Impregnates Female Church Founder (PIC) by daresimon(m): 1:33pm On Nov 28, 2015
Rilwon:
[size=15pt] The bible-god commands men to Rape virgins. [/size]

Deuteronomy 22:28-29

" If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and [size=15pt] rapes her [/size] and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives."


What if they were not discovered


Do you punish a thief when he is not caught?
Romance / Re: Guys, How Do You Feel When Your Lady Has A Male Bestie? by daresimon(m): 8:19am On Nov 27, 2015
what kinda friendship is that gonna be?
eventually I will be relegated to friend zone level if I no watch.

that kind of friendship is not allowed, what are we dating for if she can't trust me completely?
NYSC / Re: Should Hijabs Be Allowed In NYSC Camps? by daresimon(m): 10:11pm On Nov 26, 2015
Ekun123:
EMPHATIC YES. Muslim ladies should be allowed to live their life normally. Have you asked yourself the need for the orientation camp of NYSC before deployment to place of assignments? What additional values does the weeks added to the whole service year than opportunities of immorality.
What should guide the content of services to a nation is your priority at the time in question. Today our economy is not stable because the education system is collapsed. You want to deny a section of people opportunity to contribute to the nation's growth because of futile orientation camp madness. Exempt them from camp and post to their places of assignment directly. Marching like a soldiers add no value, country who make military training in service to nation compulsory are in perpetual state of war. I think these soldiers should be in NE find solution to BH than disturbing innocents female Muslims graduate in an unnecessary orientation camp.
Let us go to the fundamentals before talking of banning hijab. Graduates should rather that one year in entrepreneurship program or other program that will correct this inadequate education system before going to labour market. Let us be guided at least for once.

Nysc was set up by the military and its follow that u abide by their rules.
no be by force say you gas go for service, if you must,then be ready to do what you were asked to do.

a Muslim girl who wants to cover her body with that thing should not bother to ho to service at all.

that I one of the issues I have with Islam,it could have been a great religion but...........
NYSC / Re: Should Hijabs Be Allowed In NYSC Camps? by daresimon(m): 9:59pm On Nov 26, 2015
vimi:
Last time ii checked, NYSC iis a paramilitary organization i.e an unofficial force/organized similarly to a military force, hijab iis not allowed. angry
undecided
Our constant romance with religion gave birth to all this unbelievable argument bout hijab. sad

infact there are churches iin Christianity that prohibits female from wearing trousers buh for 1year national service sake they slightly compromised

ii have seen soo many evil bin committed with hijab than good...

1 hijab iis used for suicide attacks
2 for expo iin exam hall
3 for hiding stolen goods at malls
4 for having s*x at night with guys
5 for impersonation
6 for smooching self n so on...

#MyCandidOpinion


end time knowledge
Romance / Re: My Neighbour's Wife Is Sleeping With Her Husband's Best Friend by daresimon(m): 4:11pm On Nov 23, 2015
[b][/ what I think you should do as a concerned neighbour is that you try and get their numbers i.e the couples and use another number to send the message to the husband that is happening around.

just tell the man that you think his wife is u and not fucking around and that he should be careful and watch and you send it as a concerned neighbour.

no need to id yourself

and to the wife tell her that she is under surveillance, and If she continue she'll be exposed.
Education / Re: 23 Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria With Mind Blowing Fees by daresimon(m): 7:38am On Nov 22, 2015
these are no schools for book reading, they are schools for connection making and fun.
simple
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 21st November 2015 by daresimon(m): 1:57pm On Nov 21, 2015
pls any streaming links?
Jokes Etc / Re: Definition Of Wahala! by daresimon(m): 10:27am On Nov 20, 2015
grin
Health / Re: What The Small Generator (I Better Pass My Neighbour) Is Doing To Us by daresimon(m): 11:31am On Nov 19, 2015
the govt has actually done well in the banning of the generator.....I support the ban

what the govt should have taken into consideration is the effect the thing will have on the economy,this is an economy that is mostly privately run.

govt doesn't give,only to collect and these people are the ones supplying power to their own businesses.

they should have ensured that there is adequate power supply and a stable one as that before the announcement of the ban.

now should we look forward to increase in crime rate again with this ban?
cos as someone commented people that are not connected to the national grid,tailor,Barber and the likes will find it difficult now.
I hope this changes something in the country and not just the life of the populace negatively.
Music/Radio / Re: Top 20 Songs You Must Have On Your Playlist by daresimon(m): 4:58pm On Nov 05, 2015
The topic should have been "songs not worth having on ur phone"
Cos all of them are not worth having on my phone.
Business / Re: BVN- Temporary Restriction Of Your Account by daresimon(m): 10:12pm On Nov 02, 2015
I think we are in the same category but the thing is I did mine last year and thank God u still have the number with me.

I will match to the nearest gtbank tomorrow to protest the closure of my account when I have done it.

Ti won ti bawon lola ehn.....
Politics / Re: A Detailed Analysis On How PDP Lost Out In The Senate's Scheme Of Things by daresimon(m): 1:09pm On Oct 30, 2015
I thought this guy is a die hard pdp guy?
Nice one.
Its high time pdp woke up to the reality that saraki is not worth trusting.
Let them start looking for another way to show relevance.
Business / Re: Firstbank Pays 2Billion Naira TSA Fine by daresimon(m): 3:36pm On Oct 29, 2015
marv1:
Truely the first indeed. I know someone must answer query to that effect.

Some may even lose their jobs to the effect
Agriculture / Re: See This Baby Antelope My Brother Caught by daresimon(m): 9:49am On Oct 29, 2015
Where r u based. You can take it to a zoo or conservation centre close to u

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Nairaland / General / Re: FUNAAB Mano'war Recruitment Camp 25th Of July (Photos) by daresimon(m): 7:46pm On Oct 28, 2015
menix:


If some one tells me that their usefulness have declined in recent years I will believe..

But telling me this guyz were not useful 10-15yrs back is a big lie.
Thou, one thing I have noticed is that school management can either make them useful or useless..

During my years, the Cadet were given cow during the main salah each year to show you how the skool value them..

It's a norm for students to hate them, nd this hate is spurred by those whom they fight against..


10-15 years ago you said, maybe then sha.
But 5-3 years ago,they have been behaving like what I don't know.
I happened to be close to many of them and we used to argue about their responsibility.
Many of them joined not because they have anything to offer but becos they believe there is power there.

They can do what they like in their uniforms.

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Literature / Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by daresimon(m): 7:36pm On Oct 28, 2015
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Abeg u sabi me?
Nairaland / General / Re: FUNAAB Mano'war Recruitment Camp 25th Of July (Photos) by daresimon(m): 8:55pm On Oct 27, 2015
menix:
It baffles me with some stewpid queshion some ediots above have asked..

These guyz have volunteered to serve ur likes nd u re spitting rabbish..

Do u know what some schools would look like without the Cadets nd Man O war, they call it suffer head but do u know some times u sleep on those Hostel beds of urs some of these guyz re awake when there re intelligence of a strike.

We should learn to appreciate people's job to humanity..


Guy no carry that one come abeg.
Who send them?
I graduated from funaab, and truout ah nor see any usefulness of theirs.
They are only good at intimidating fellow students.

Abeg make dem pack well.

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Romance / Re: President Of Nigerian Prostitutes, JessicaElvis Is Dead by daresimon(m): 9:27am On Oct 26, 2015
Juxtified:

Judgement is the Lord's.
The death of any human being should call for sober reflection, not passing judgement.
One thing I suspect: on the last day there are going to be many prostitutes entering heaven, and many pastors and holy brethren in hell...

Like the death of abacha did abi?

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Food / Re: Fruit Seller Washing Fruit With Gutter Water (Photo) by daresimon(m): 4:25pm On Oct 24, 2015
The day I saw the hausas preparing suya ehn..... I stopped eating suya since then.

Buh this oesin gas watch am and if possible carry hypo join wash.
Religion / Re: South African Pastor Preaches From Inside Coffin by daresimon(m): 6:27am On Oct 21, 2015
And this one will say he is preaching sha with a trident in his hand.
Shey Jesu ma nlo trident ni?
Oloshi pastor.
Politics / Re: Buhari Presented With His National ID Card (Photos) by daresimon(m): 10:51pm On Oct 14, 2015
IamforGod:
cry
I av nt recieved mine since over 5 monthhs ago!
Wats happening?
5 months?
Guy u be johnny o
Me wey don do am since 2013 neva collect am
Politics / Re: Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group(MURIC) Urges Buhari! by daresimon(m): 11:10am On Oct 04, 2015
abduljabbar4:
Mostly christians!!!
The muslims were sleeping right?...when the war was going on?
Religion / Re: Pope US Visit Proves Nigerian Pastors Wrong!!! by daresimon(m): 11:07am On Oct 04, 2015
I think the OP needs to go back and research what is meant by humility and the papalcy.
Politics / Re: Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group(MURIC) Urges Buhari! by daresimon(m): 8:13pm On Oct 03, 2015
kelabok:
I say eh. What relevant does the addition of that Islamic text accorded to the naira. Remember it has been there for ages. For that Islamic fool who claimed that English is the language of the Bible...... Oga please don't expose your folly in public. Be reminded that the original Bible were in scroll and was translated to the English language likewise the Koran of modern days have their English versions now.


You are saying he shouldn't expose his folly to the world?

Guy he's already done that.

What we should be praying for now is that some vagabons will not take his comments out of control thereby bringing another ''something haram'' cos e nor dey tey dem at all.
Politics / Re: Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group(MURIC) Urges Buhari! by daresimon(m): 8:06pm On Oct 03, 2015
abduljabbar4:

So you bastards even have the mouth to complain? Who fought the WW1 and how many people were killed?

So,you are the historian shey?

Go on tell me who fought the world war?

Think you know history?

Give it a short bwoy!
Politics / Re: Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group(MURIC) Urges Buhari! by daresimon(m): 6:03pm On Oct 03, 2015
abduljabbar4:

You are a christian right? Moronic bastard. All of you are bastards

What if he is a christian?

What has that got to do with the fact that what is not suppose to be on the currency was removed?

The way you muslims think needs to be scrutinized along with your religion.

Muslims are causing problems to the world.
All muslims are busy killing themselves,while saudi arabia decided to kill some people on the name of hajj.

Why always islam and muslims?.

I think its high time you muslims started putting ur quran and leaders under the microscope.

Its not everything they tell you that should be believed

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Politics / Re: Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group(MURIC) Urges Buhari! by daresimon(m): 5:54pm On Oct 03, 2015
Kagarko:




We don't have Arabs but we have people who cannot read English text but can only read Arabic text.


So my brother in faith it does make sense returning the Arabic text.

Else we would ask for the removal of CROSS SIGN IN OUR HOSPITALS.


What about those that cannot read either english or arabic?

What have we gained with arabic inscription on the naira.

With the way you think and reason I see a militant in the making.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Hajj Stampede: Nigerian Survivor Narrates Ordeal by daresimon(m): 10:41am On Sep 28, 2015
Not the first time, nor is it the second time.....and the way am seeing it it won't be the last.
Let them continue to reap blood for the reaper.



Your faith shall make you whole.

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Politics / Re: Resign Now, Labour Unions Tell Saraki by daresimon(m): 9:32pm On Sep 27, 2015
Reference:


Obasanjo removed 3 Senate Presidents and 2 Lower House leaders in fairly similar circumstances. What has it done to corruption from then till now. You really need to understand what this corruption thing is about. Remove Saraki or not, it will not make a dent on corruption. This government is not equiped to handle it.

This is no longer Obasanjo's regime.
This is a new govt dat has its on view on how it want to fight corruption.
All we need is to help and not castigate it.
Whatever approach it want to take as long as the individual is guilty am all for it.

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Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna Resting His Head On His Wife's Bosom by daresimon(m): 5:43pm On Sep 27, 2015
Na who move this story to the front page sef?

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