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Education / Re: Photo: This Is Called Creativity! by daresimon(m): 9:14pm On Jul 08, 2015
ahsekeena:


Isalie oo...I disagree witchu.


Its 8:36
Oya use almighty formula prove am
Education / Re: Photo: This Is Called Creativity! by daresimon(m): 9:08pm On Jul 08, 2015
Ingeniuos
Education / Re: See How A Teacher Brutalised His Student by daresimon(m): 9:06pm On Jul 08, 2015
Simple thing....comot hin boxers and lash am 200x and until his bumbum is bloodied

Merciless ogre.
Forum Games / Re: Photo:which Car Should Go First? by daresimon(m): 9:02pm On Jul 08, 2015
I think A should go first.
Romance / Re: Guy Takes Girl On A Trip To Dubai, Abandons Her There Because She Refuses Sex by daresimon(m): 8:59pm On Jul 08, 2015
Well the gods should not be blamed for this incidence.

I blame the girl for being too rigid, how do u expect a guy to dish 500k ontop you with reaching there? winch.....u come folo am enter dubai.

I think that part of her brain dat is suppose to do arithmetic of sex, refusal and its implications has been clouded.


I blame the guy for being a bad guy....how u go carry babe wey no give u toto go dubai. Some girls are too rigid mehn.
They are the oliver twist talked about. They take and won't want to give out.

Three parties are involved in this story...the gods, the guy, and the girl.

3G
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Take Her On A Date And She Does This Bros Run by daresimon(m): 8:49pm On Jul 08, 2015
Run for kini?

She is being considerate, eating the bone might mean she is ready to manage with you.

Not sure sha o
Health / Re: Male Organ Is Prone To Damage, Protect Yours by daresimon(m): 8:45pm On Jul 08, 2015
jomoh:

I bet Most people did not read to this point.
@bold Are you saying we should wear condom before going to swim?

If we read right guess that wat he meant.
Gold circle go do for dat kain protection, abi?
Health / Re: Male Organ Is Prone To Damage, Protect Yours by daresimon(m): 8:43pm On Jul 08, 2015
oluwatomisin93:
pls can someone help me and summarise the write up.

Protect ur blockus

Shikena
Politics / Re: if you dont know any of these, you shouldn't be discussing nigerian politics by daresimon(m): 8:38pm On Jul 08, 2015
How does politics enter this post abeg?
Just thinking.......
Maybe the title should be.......... Will be right back
Health / Re: Zambian Woman Gives Birth To Tufts Of Hair- Vanguard News by daresimon(m): 8:32pm On Jul 08, 2015
Wetin happen to ultra scan during the pregnancy? Dem no do am ni?
This is serious...hair and blood
Nairaland / General / Re: How Many Of You Remember This Clipper(photo) by daresimon(m): 1:54am On Jul 08, 2015
And God helps you should that thing jam your hair
Health / Re: Boy With Giant Hand Found Begging On Lagos Street (Graphic Photos) by daresimon(m): 12:36pm On Jul 07, 2015
I pray the govt officials and health NGOs see these and act quick.
Education / Re: Opinion: Top 5 Nigerias Most Beautiful University Libraries by daresimon(m): 1:48am On Jul 07, 2015
Bamoha:
3) federal university of agriculture abeokuta (funaab) library

Nimbe to make sense...remember those days I use to go dere to borrow novels
Family / Re: Let's See How Old You Are: Can You Remember This chewing gum? by daresimon(m): 12:03pm On Jul 06, 2015
Akeelahtunez:
grin smiley can any1 remember dis sweet

I do very well....
Sports / Re: Keshi Have Just Been Sacked Nff by daresimon(m): 11:37pm On Jul 04, 2015
If I eventually see say dem no sack am ehn.....am coming for u
Education / Re: My Name Is OR My Names Are,which Is Grammatically Correct? by daresimon(m): 5:27pm On Jul 04, 2015
The correct one is my name is...

There is nothing like my names are....cos all the names are assumed to refer to one individual.

Its like a phrasal noun and the verb that should follow it should be in the singular.
Phones / Re: 9 Reasons Why You Should Buy An Iphone Instead Of An Android by daresimon(m): 7:11pm On Jul 03, 2015
Mtchew

Family / Re: 'my Husband Is Stingy, He Goes To Market To Buy Foodstuff' - Wife Tells Court by daresimon(m): 8:29am On Jul 03, 2015
The excuse wey the man give sef suppose land am for jail.
Make dem use tape rule measure the jail term for am.
Mpor..
Romance / Re: 10 Things Almost EVERY Man Has Done With His Penis… UNBELIEVABLE!!! by daresimon(m): 5:07pm On Jul 02, 2015
grin
Celebrities / Re: Meet Pasuma’s Children And His 3 Known Baby Mamas (photos) by daresimon(m): 10:42am On Jul 02, 2015
sweetgala:

I be sure guy, who no like sweet thing
I go romance Oga Nla daughter he self go respect call me Oga at d top
Badtest guy
Politics / Re: How Nigerians Reacted When It Was Announced That BVN Has Been Extended.(picture) by daresimon(m): 10:31am On Jul 02, 2015
Kilode bayi?
When will I be FTC?
Celebrities / Re: Meet Pasuma’s Children And His 3 Known Baby Mamas (photos) by daresimon(m): 10:27am On Jul 02, 2015
[quote author=sweetgala post=35390423]
Kai!!!! U be ashawo jare
Celebrities / Re: Meet Pasuma’s Children And His 3 Known Baby Mamas (photos) by daresimon(m): 9:26am On Jul 02, 2015
olapluto:

You probably never heard of Adewale Ayuba. Bonsue!

Pasuma actually blends better than ayuba does.
The guy actually started doing hiphop way back in 1998 with the remedies....rememba?

Shakomo days

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Politics / Re: Journalists Queue For Food In Kogi Government House - Photos by daresimon(m): 2:10am On Jul 02, 2015
As these ones don dey chop now.
How dem wan take do better report against the governnor if he messes up?
Jus wondering ni sha o
Romance / Re: Lunch Date Experience by daresimon(m): 7:01am On Jul 01, 2015
robinicule:
niggas can be so unromantic....why would u think drinking to stupor on a date is classy...mehn that guys I.Q is sub zero.

U r mean and "weekhead" jare. How can sombody I.Q be sub zero.

I don't like it.

Han han
Celebrities / Re: OAP Toolz Meets Transgender Laverne Cox (photo) by daresimon(m): 8:03pm On Jun 29, 2015
Abeg winch one be tools dere.....can't seem to differentiate
Family / Re: See What A Lady Posted About Husbands & Wife Battery: Women Do You Agree? by daresimon(m): 4:59pm On Jun 28, 2015
At this age and time when everybody is against battering a woman. Somebody os prayiing for it.
I wish her what she wishes herself.
Forum Games / Re: Picture: Which Button Would You Press? by daresimon(m): 4:53pm On Jun 28, 2015
Yellow ni of course

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