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Politics / Re: Helen Mukoro Is Presidential Candidate In Spain (Photo) by daresimon(m): 6:44am On Sep 04, 2015
No be this woman denounce the igbo people?

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Sports / Re: 2 Face Idibia Vs Mikel Obi by daresimon(m): 2:13pm On Sep 03, 2015
Smooyis:
The song African queen is a global song. It is evergreen and everyone must have heard it at a time . Only Chelsea fans and few football fans know about Mikel

2face all the way.


What do you mean few football fans?

I can tell you everybody in england knows the guy.
He is known in spain, brazil, italy, russia,all african countries, all european countries,

He is only not known where dere is no football.

His fame started when he was compared to messi makeing him 200x more popular than 2face.

He is discussed on goal.com.tribalfootball,socceernet, 360sport and so on.

Am not a fan of the guy but I know wher the guy don step 2face neva dream the place

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Politics / Re: Sanusi Meets With Nigerian Students In Scotland (pics) by daresimon(m): 8:48pm On Sep 02, 2015
This is one of the reasons Nigerian traditional rulers will never be respected outside the country.

A situation whereby a traditional ruler here has to vacate his stool to go to another kingdom without invitation by that kingdom shows he is just a commoner in that kingdom.

The likes of alaafin of oyo, ooni of ife and the rest that thinks travelling abroad is the norm are just dragging their respects in the mud.

Somebody could have atleast represent Sanusi at the event.
Sports / Re: Did Manchester United Deliberately Foil De Gea's Madrid Move? by daresimon(m): 8:03am On Sep 01, 2015
bugzbunny:
If he goes for free nxt year... Man. U loses out

Everybody wants first team shirt o.

What do you think will happen to his career if he doesn't play for a year?
As a goal keeper.
Romance / Re: I Slept Wth My Gf's Bossom Friend! Should I Confess To My Bae by daresimon(m): 5:11am On Sep 01, 2015
I don't blame you guy, at the sight of toto every dick must bow, weda long or short,curve or straight.

you just dey talk rubbish like pesin wey don over read harlequin novels.

If na she do am for u go fu*k ur best pal for ur back and come to u to confess what will you do?

Arrant nonsense.

God is watching you

And its guy like you that will say girls should not be trusted.
Romance / Kindly Advice by daresimon(m): 4:59am On Sep 01, 2015
A friend asked me to give advice on this issue and I realised there are brains right here in NL.
So please What advice would you give this woman?

My husband and I have been going through a rough patch and I ended up cheating on him for several months.

I came clean to my husband recently and told him everything. We want to seek counselling to work out the issues in our marriage; but the man i cheated with is now threatening to send nasty pictures of me to my husband.

What can she do?
Sports / Did Manchester United Deliberately Foil De Gea's Madrid Move? by daresimon(m): 4:42am On Sep 01, 2015
"The news is the documentation was not done on time. David de Gea was at his girlfriend’s house waiting, Keylor Navas was waiting, everything was signed and sent to Manchester but the stories coming out of the Spanish media are that Manchester United sent the paperwork back at 12.01pm Spanish time, so past the deadline.
"Everything was agreed, there was a little bit of a battle of figures, but everybody was waiting in their places. The Bernabeu was full of people, but the documents signed by Real Madrid and Keylor Navas did not come back from Manchester United on time.
"The Spanish media are fuming and saying this is revenge for what happened with Sergio Ramos (not going to Old Trafford).
"There is no precedent for a deal to be done past the deadline. Fabio Coentrao was in the same situation a few years ago when he was going to potentially move to Manchester United.
"The documents did not arrive in time, Real Madrid asked for five minutes and the league said no, so there is no precedent for this to be overruled. I know in England if everything is agreed you can have an extension but that has never happened in Spain and is not expected to happen."
Romance / Re: Is This Enough Reason To Quit The Relationship? by daresimon(m): 4:29am On Sep 01, 2015
You have been deceiving yourself from the onset.
She actually said the truth to you.
People actually say what's on the mind in time of anger.
The ball is in your court.
TV/Movies / Re: "Concussion": Will Smith Plays Nigerian In New Movie by daresimon(m): 4:17am On Sep 01, 2015
Because it wasn't a white man dat made the discovery,they discarded it.

Because they wanted to keep making money at the expense of the players, they said its a lie.

Because they know it will ruin their business for them they rejected the info.

Na their problem anyway.

He who have ears............
Politics / Re: Akpabio Hospitalised In Abuja After Own Car Disobeyed Traffic Light by daresimon(m): 2:00pm On Aug 31, 2015
And this is a lawmaker I think?
Well I am not surprised, they all do the same.
Religion / Re: RCCG Suspends Pastor Over Pasuma’s Invitation by daresimon(m): 1:18pm On Aug 31, 2015
The last time I checked pasuma is a conc muslim. He is not in anyway suppose to be anywhere near a church organised programs aimed at edifying the spirit.

I don't know the reason they invited for the program but it also shows the spiritual level of both pastor of the church and the organisers.

We are in the end time sha, anything happens in the church.

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight Against Examination Malpractice In Some Schools (photo) by daresimon(m): 7:40am On Aug 31, 2015
Best way to cheat be this o.
Nobody go disturb ur micro as long as u no talk and u look serious.
Family / Re: Annoying Things Some Guyz Usually Do On Facebook by daresimon(m): 7:03am On Aug 31, 2015
That one better now.
You don see wey girl updated a comma (,) as a status and guys still dey comment?

Aswear I was angry.

That posted dat shit on her TL and before I could refresh she had 3comments and 7 likes.

Guys be falling other guys hand since Cain and Abel's days

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Religion / Re: Waec Examination Timetable Is An Invitation To Chaos by daresimon(m): 7:43am On Aug 30, 2015
And you call this religion that of peace

What about people working in the bank that don't have time to go prayers?

All these people know how to do is just to incite violence.
Why can't they just find a way to do it peacefully?

Like holding a meeting with waec officials about the need to re-examine the time table.
Do you have to instigate people like dat? Calling for violent resolution to a peaceful problem.
I think the peace in that religion is only on paper and not indeed.

This is like calling for head removal because you have headache
Phones / Re: Bbm Vs Whatsapp: Why Is Whatsapp So Popular by daresimon(m): 9:48pm On Aug 29, 2015
sammyomal:
the tin b say na the same guy get all.


Not true o

Whatsapp, facebook and instagram yes buh bbm na RIM still get am

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Celebrities / Re: Fan Mocks Skiibii For Wearing The Same Pair Of Jeans(See Photos) by daresimon(m): 6:48pm On Aug 29, 2015
Nobody cares if anybody wears a pair of jeans for a year or not.

Buh for somebody who has decided to put himself in the view of the whole world negatively,you don't get anything less than that.

I have been wearing the same trousers for three days now wey be say na only to rub am, nobody sees me,nobody cares.

The guy don put himself for xray machine now if possible to check the colour and designer of his boxers we go do am just to dey sure say hin no dey lie.
Jokes Etc / Re: Pics:caption This by daresimon(m): 10:11pm On Aug 27, 2015
grayht:
White cock and crackers biscuit
Walahi
Sports / EPL And Its Spending by daresimon(m): 1:44pm On Aug 27, 2015
I got this from the facebook and I think its worth sharing.


Sports Radio Brila FM
LUNCH HOUR SC:
Bayern Munich defender Jerome Boateng says the inflated transfer fees in the Premier League are "madness." Manchester United are reported to have offered €85 million for Bayern forward Thomas Muller -- with Muller himself describing his reported price tag as "crazy" -- and Louis van Gaal's men have more recently been linked with a €190m move for Barcelona star Neymar.Manchester City, meanwhile, are currently being linked with a £58m (€79.2m) move for Wolfsburg's Kevin De Bruyne, having already spent £49m (€66.8m) on Raheem Sterling and £31.5m (€43m) on Nicolas Otamendi.Former City defender Boateng told reporters at a PR event in Munich this week that he is not impressed by the amount of money English clubs are willing to spend.
In spite of their huge spending, are top English clubs becoming more of domestic contenders (local champions) than continental title Challengers?
Jokes Etc / Pics:caption This by daresimon(m): 9:03pm On Aug 26, 2015
How true is this?

Politics / Re: Spotlight On Wike’s Endless Search For Prayers (Photos) by daresimon(m): 2:42pm On Aug 25, 2015
Jonathan did more than dat during election?
Religion / Re: SA Pastor Prays Snake Spirit Into Members, Then Sends Them To Nigeria - Pics by daresimon(m): 2:32pm On Aug 25, 2015
Thank God for the light of God.
Jesustold us in the bible that in the last day fake pastors/prophets will come up and they are coming up really.

Imagine when Jesus told us to drive away demons and the yeye pastor is busy restoring demons into his followers.
Those people are spirirty dead aswear.
Romance / Re: See What Distance Relationship Has Caused Me! by daresimon(m): 2:21pm On Aug 25, 2015
All u need to do is leave the girl cos as someone above said you won't want to conduct paternity test every other years.

And you don't need to tell her parents,let themknow through their daughter.
If she likes let her lie to them its her problem.
Eventually her secret will come out if she does.

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Autos / Re: Air Conditioned Keke Napep Coming To Nigeria Soon (see This Photos) by daresimon(m): 7:35am On Aug 25, 2015
With this thing around I see increase in abduction rate.
God forbid, buh I think. Something better can be provided, unless they want to put surveillance camera into them.
Its tooclosed up for my liking.
We should be security conscious with this kind of thing

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Religion / Re: African Muslims, Are You Aware Of These Writings And History? by daresimon(m): 9:36pm On Aug 24, 2015
So mohammed was a racist also?
He wasn't satisfied with being a pae*******le and instigator of violence.
Thank God for the path I've taken.
Jesus is the way

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Romance / Re: If You Are Raped And Become Pregnant Is Abortion The Best Answer?? by daresimon(m): 8:58pm On Aug 24, 2015
Were you raped? Or ur babe got raped?
Celebrities / Re: Hehehehe See What Afrocandy Posted Online After She Masturbrated by daresimon(m): 8:52pm On Aug 24, 2015
All dis irrelevant people tryna be relevant.
She has her life to live jare.
Na she sabi.
Yeye

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Business / Re: See How Much Telecom Tower Operators Spend Daily To Power BTS by daresimon(m): 10:23pm On Aug 23, 2015
bushdoc9919:


And they have to pay staff, pay insurance,maintain the towers, replace the generators when they get stolen or break down permanently, do upgrades so that you can watch whizkid on your tablet, expand the network so that you can talk with your great grandmamma in your village, spend money on scholarships and training programmes, sponsor competitions,replace old and worn-out machinery, train staff abroad so that they can maintain your equipment, pay adhoc staff....eg those who dig tunnels for the wires,and pay compensation and buy land where they can erect towers.Oh...and they have to pay their expat staff very well....because do you expect someone to come from UK to live in Ajegunle or Nyanya...with all the problems. And they have to pay for security too...for staff and some vital equipment.

You Nigerians should stop demanding awoof. If you want empty hen, glow, and hair tell to be taken over by government, fine. Just don't complain when services start going bad because no money.




Kileleyi nso?

What if they didn't pay their staff?
Wetin be my concern?

Did I not pay for service rendered?

If they like let them not improve on their service?

Like am browsing or calling for free?
Politics / Re: Revealed: Diezani Sat On $14bn Oil Deal With India-Daily Trust by daresimon(m): 3:19pm On Aug 23, 2015
Her rewards should be in heaven
Celebrities / Re: Happy 31st Birthday To Rukky Sanda by daresimon(m): 10:47am On Aug 23, 2015
All I see is a human tryna be a pig with the nose ring.

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