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Romance / Re: Ugandan Singer, 28, Weds His 68 Year Old American Cougar (photos) by daresimon(m): 7:38am On Aug 23, 2015
MrsChima:

Birds of the same breed.....

Na u sabi
Romance / Re: Ugandan Singer, 28, Weds His 68 Year Old American Cougar (photos) by daresimon(m): 6:48pm On Aug 22, 2015
MrsChima:
..

Changing definition and perception is a coward way of not being honest and authentic.

You can change the spots on the leopard and it will still remain a leopard.


We all have different ways of hussling,guy.
He chose the one he wanted as long as he aint stealing or doing rituals or things like that I don't give a f**k about a leopard or its spot.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Shows Off Her Boobs In New Photo + Unveils The Name of Her Boobs by daresimon(m): 8:32am On Aug 22, 2015
This woman still dey expose her expitred products?
Gone are the days wen I will see her b**bs and get erection.
If she likes let her not wear bras or clothes again.
Nobody gives a shit anymore.....I don't anyway

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Nairaland / General / Re: This Was Killed In My Compound Tonight (pics) by daresimon(m): 8:12am On Aug 22, 2015
So na wetin una kill be dis ba?


When I start to dey cause emergency for this nairaland now make nobody talk nothing o.

Cos I been dey expect sonething like elephant but what did I see?

Rat!

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Romance / Re: Should I Expose Him To His Fiancee? by daresimon(m): 5:24am On Aug 22, 2015
He cheated on his fiancee with you and your caught him at his lies though not to his face.
You confronted him,he stated begging you or something....

You came to nairaland to seek for advice.... Bae I will advise you to continue with the relationship to ur own peril.







Pls don't mind my language

You've always been a side-chick to the guy from the onset.

No time to listen to any plea.

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Romance / Re: Ugandan Singer, 28, Weds His 68 Year Old American Cougar (photos) by daresimon(m): 1:37am On Aug 22, 2015
MrsChima:

That is not a hustle. That is lazy scam, deceit, sin, filth, and bullsh1t.
The boy is a paid ho.
The way we see it are quite different. You see it as a scamming thing I see it as hussling of anoda dimension.
Romance / Re: Ugandan Singer, 28, Weds His 68 Year Old American Cougar (photos) by daresimon(m): 10:51pm On Aug 21, 2015
Africana to the marrow......
God bless our hustle.
Phones / Re: See Akure Mtn Office Today by daresimon(m): 9:01pm On Aug 21, 2015
Abeg disconnection for what?
For using the line or recharging on top am? Pplease I just need to gerrit ni o.
Cos this is bullsh*t of the highest order.
Jokes Etc / Question Of The Day by daresimon(m): 1:49pm On Aug 21, 2015
What will be your reply to "PLEASE give me one of your KIDNEYS"


I want honest answers please.
Events / Re: PHOTO: How A Nurse Was Buried In Ghana by daresimon(m): 12:17pm On Aug 21, 2015
This is creativity.....
Dunno that ghanaians can be negatively creative sha.
Iranu abasha
Sports / Re: Cesc Fabregas’s Girlfriend Persuaded Me To Join Chelsea- Pedro by daresimon(m): 12:13pm On Aug 21, 2015
Shoiii?
I think they still remember the issue of JT and bridge?
Hop they are not like that sha?
Anyway Bleep all of them together....GGMU
Phones / Re: Another Leak Of Blackberry’s So Called Android Phone Appears by daresimon(m): 11:35am On Aug 21, 2015
Blackberry head still dey dere
Politics / Re: "No Record Of Visa Application By ISIS Chief" - Parrandang by daresimon(m): 11:10am On Aug 21, 2015
Firefire:
Buhari oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


This government is FAKEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Imagine, no record of visa application ?

Super clueless government.


You should be ashamed of yourself for that thing you post?

Is buhari the one in charge of visa issuance?
Jonathan was the the president for almost 6 years and everything was upside down and you want to blame somebody that is yet to spend 6months in power.

Oro e need adura o
Health / Re: 10 Different Ways To Use Toothpaste You Never Knew About by daresimon(m): 9:20am On Aug 21, 2015
Grt ideas but is it only white coloured toothpaste that can do dat?
What about other colours?
Celebrities / Re: Photo Ladies Can U Rock This Type Of Shoe? by daresimon(m): 9:09am On Aug 21, 2015
INTROVERT:





people die in their sleep, people die while strolling along the road, people were in their homes jeje when plane crash on them, people choke on their food and die, last week someone died in an examination hall, people even die whilst making love.

HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE PICTURE AM PAINTING
c.c. daresimon


I get you but its not necessary to sentence ur self to such death wen u know u can live.
Celebrities / Re: Photo Ladies Can U Rock This Type Of Shoe? by daresimon(m): 7:28am On Aug 21, 2015
INTROVERT:
hell, yes

Introvert! Introvert!! Introvert!!!....how many times did I call you?

If you put this kind of thin on and you cuff urself up,wen an emergency situation comes up how do u remove it.

I love wen a lady have nice legs with nice wears and not wen she decide to imprison herself.

Na small small prison dey take start o
Celebrities / Re: Photo Ladies Can U Rock This Type Of Shoe? by daresimon(m): 7:21am On Aug 21, 2015
My wife better not think of it.... The hell she wants to cuff herslf for when I aint cuffing her?
Romance / Re: Pepper Spray For Protection by daresimon(m): 7:18am On Aug 21, 2015
At this era when pepper is becoming expensive and scarce so people are makinh spray out of it.

I hope its ata gungun dat is dere sha?
Culture / Re: Meet The Contenders To The Ooni Stool; How The New Ooni Will Emerge by daresimon(m): 6:32pm On Aug 20, 2015
The puzzle must be a big worry to the gods because they have to consider the one with the biggest bag.

Who said the gods can't be appeased?

Let the selection game begin.......



Wait o.........................

Did I hear that Tinubu is close to many of the contenders?
How is tinubu a factor in the crowning of the king of Ife?

.....Besides the compiler of that story must be a saTANIst?

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Find Your Maid In Your Room Dressed Like This? by daresimon(m): 4:50pm On Aug 20, 2015
ayusco85:

cheesy cheesy. u don turn GEJ?

With immediate effect
Politics / Re: Response To How The Yoruba Can Deal With The Igbo by daresimon(m): 4:02pm On Aug 20, 2015
Shey thois kain thread is still allowed on nairaland?
Gosh!!!! What am I even commenting for?
I am a Nigerian I stop thinking tribal since buhari became the president.
Truly Nigerian.
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Find Your Maid In Your Room Dressed Like This? by daresimon(m): 3:24pm On Aug 20, 2015
I will set up a committee to probe her for indecent dressing in her boss' room. She must answer question cos I won't take shit in my room.

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Family / Re: My Daughter Was Nearly Molested Yesterday By A Male Teacher! by daresimon(m): 3:12pm On Aug 20, 2015
1)Go to his house with a gun or knife hidden behind ur back.

2)Knock the door thrice.

3) When he opens the door shoot him or stab him thrice
4) Stabbings should be on the forehead, heart and the groins.
NB if he survives the headshot, he won't survive the heart own, if he survives the two atlist you are sure he won't use his dick again.

Shallom!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Top Ten Prettiest Nigeria Female Artists (photos) by daresimon(m): 3:05pm On Aug 20, 2015
Some of them can actually be pretty sha but you can't underestimate the power of "maria kehinde"
Fashion / Re: Don't Laugh Alone: Please, What Is This Hairstyle Called? (photo) by daresimon(m): 3:02pm On Aug 20, 2015
This is what happen when there is a fault in that part of the brain that brings creativity.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Touching Girl’s Breast In Lagos by daresimon(m): 2:54pm On Aug 20, 2015
That's a paedophile in the brewing.
Get the sucker locked up for life or rid him of his d**k

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Touching Girl’s Breast In Lagos by daresimon(m): 2:52pm On Aug 20, 2015
kestolove95:
So wats wrong wit it?..is he d first pesin dat is touching it?

I pray someone does that to ur daughter.

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Politics / Re: Crisis Brews As Dogara Moves To Strip Lasun Of Powers: Nation by daresimon(m): 7:24am On Aug 20, 2015
Jorussia:
.I watched Lasun preside over plenary when dogara stepped down from the speaker's chair,to move a motion for the North East,and i must confess that lasun was well composed.If Dogara feels intimidated by the legislative dexterities of lasun,what if it was femi that was his deputy?

Walai the aws would have been on green fire
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants To Move Her Things Over & Start Living With Me by daresimon(m): 6:29am On Aug 20, 2015
Guy I guess we are in the same category, my own came to my aws some days ago andI wasn't comfortable with it.

I had to. Find a terrible lie for her to go back.
If you are ready to do the needful allow her. If you are not its better she comes and goes like she does.

Apart from that checkmate to madt niyen
Music/Radio / Re: 8 Nigerian Collabos That Will Totally Rock The Music Scene by daresimon(m): 1:10pm On Aug 19, 2015
Thank goodness am not looking forward to any of them.

I don't wanna get myself worked up for any bug hit and get disappointed.

If them like make dem combine, if dem like make dem single,all I care about is good music which they are not giving me, so I settle for the beat.

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