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pls o wen will the stream II guys be through with dia camping sef.. make dem comot jor make we c timetable. auz don taya me,if i no c TT b4 Christmas make i kukuma go dey sleep for camp

and this Mary louise just had to be a lesbian... geh wey fyn like that

hahn:
Really? Care to prove this?

Let me start, Europeans have fewer corrupt officials and a working society and they don't burn suspected thieves in broad daylight.

Nigerians have at least 90% corrupt officials since 1960, nothing works and we burn thieves at the slightest accusation.

Your turn

Sarcasm bro

drmikeadams:
?.walai.......today ehn....I return from my Igbo paradise na red full every where.....chile league wey dey on now...I know no weda alabi dey dere stadium now

Hahahaha u no serious oo funniest thing b say alabi no go even pay gate fee sef.. E go just siddon der dey watch ball like Roy Hodgson ready to cast slips

Abeg i need strength to watch Fargo season 2. This 1979 parol dey turn me off

LogoDWhiz:
Lol! I still remember him.

I doubt if he'll be willing to!

Is he through?

Iono oo. Guy don dey budget odua money for Bajaj b4 e see am.lol
I can listen to that guy talk all day

Armynu:
Very well said.... Was going to correct darey00 on that but den I saw ur post and thought I'd just mention him. Prolly it was a mistake from him too as well.

Thanks but was being sarcastic lol

@LogoDWhiz.. Bro do u still rmbr thompson5430 from the Odua thread? Wonder if u can drag him here.funny guy

olajideesan1:
Pls guys, is there going to be batch A in 2016?

No ooooo!!!!

The record for most pages with consecutive and unbroken insuls will be the FUNAAB ADMISSION THREAD for 2011,with around 10 pages of insults alone. Let d matured nd immature continue,una still dey learn work

Funaabites in d house.. Now that results are out.. What next? When clearance go start?

Seems the bookies are almighty afterall. See as Everton dey do something here. Tissue paper tinz

Nawa oo who be this mumu team from Wales Gap Quay abi wetin una call una sef.. To score one goal na problem for una even Gladbach wey wan Bleep up saved me at d last minute.chaii today na black saturday o

hilda90:
Suits and blacklist are the only series i care about right now.i wanna start limitless soon.
I never get tired of watching suits.Harvey Specter is the man,he never ceases to make me laugh,with his quotes and sassy remarks.
Some quotes by Harvey:

"The difference between you and me is that you wanna lose small and I wanna win big".

"I could be drinking a juice box and still kick your a$s.

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that I don't want to"

Hurt your feelings? Ask me if I give a $hit.

If you are backed against the wall,break the goddamn thing down.

I can't believe that Mike Ross was caught again.
If suits were happening in real life,I would have told Mike to suck it up and go to Harvard law already ,cos no one cares about his photographic memory, they only care about the piece of paper(certificate).

My favourite quote will be:
= Its not bragging if its true

viickerz:
oh ., i saw it online. I want it to reach like 8 episodes before downloading it.., is it sweet?

Wat type of show is fargo abeg?

Is there sex there

Lol bad guy

koice:
Ash Vs Evil is starting to get ridiculous. Mixing humor and horror is never a good idea.

The Season 2 of Fargo is just as badass as the first installment, maybe more. But why do I keep having this weird feeling that 'Aliens' are manipulating everything??

Just started Fargo.. In episode 3. Its got a Breaking Bad kinda feel. That Malvo guy tho...

iamtaiwo:
Taiwo Banking and Finance Funaab I rep 16A Bayelsa, Oyo and Enugu

COLMAS sef don dey serve.lol

Jake: Boyle,why don't u show Donger what a fax machine is? Charles: okay,imagine that a letter has unprotected sex with a phone

Ash v evil wont get more than a season. As annoying as Scream queens is,the Ariana grande scene in the pilot is truly funny

Alfred234:
Silicon Valley is cool bro unless you are not into tech.

Baba no mind me jere,am a computer science student so i relate with all d tech jargon.i wasnt just feeling it

viickerz:
Did someone just called silicon valley a wack job

Holy sh!t.. Abeg.. Silicon valley is sweet.. Very sweet..

If you want punchlines, go listen to kendrick lamar, lil wayne and pasuma

Abegi..i found it boring. Your opinion tho

koice:
The bold got me chuckling. I disagree of course, but the way you said it is pretty amusing.

I swear..thats 772mb i can never get back. 2 seasons and the only punchline i could salvage was:
"like big head's app,NipAlert. it gives u the location of a woman with erect nipples"

Nawa o,this again. Can someone put me in a category then?
I watched/watch:
= TVD
= The Originals
= Suits
= Hart of dixie
= Empire
= Nashville
= GOT
= Breaking bad
= Better call saul
= HTGAWM
= Brooklyn 99
= modern family
= Blackish
= The Goldbergs
= Kevin from work
= Silicon valley
= Power
= You re the worst.
and more. my best comedy is modern family,TVD was the bomb 4rm season 1 to 3, I only started to enjoy Breaking bad late in season 2,even my 2 guys i shared d series with got bored in no time. I also think that Silicon valley is a wack job. its all abt opinion

Dre San is d originator...buh e no get packaging..see as e dey dance on top Bus for the video.. Buh kesh turned it to a big boy dance... Its one thing to be original and anoda thing to be visionary

Pls can some1 post a gif of d scene where Jake got a confession from a murderer to prevent Vulture from swooping in? Love that episode
Jake: yea we did it! *high fives murderer*
Murderer: wow!! Suck it Vulture,i killed that guy and his neighbour but you're late!
Jake: wow! Wait..u killed his neighbour?

Lol

cao:
The thing with Barry & Patty is they're a good fit, but I keep waiting for Iris & Barry to happen.

Nah....im rooting for Patty.. Even b4 she came into d picture i neva liked Iris

Brooklyn 99

Rosa Diaz: what kind of woman doesnt have an axe?

I actually liked Felicity in Seasons 1 and 2 when she was nursing a huge crush on Oliver. Her babblings were really funny then. But now,she don bold finish...just dey talk to Oliver anyhow. Thats why i want The Flash writers to take it easy with with Barry and Patty.. They remind me of the days when Oliver would go to felicity with crappy lies lol

Im loving Brooklyn 99!!

Detective Jake (to vulture): fine then we'll leave... WITH A FULLY SIGNED CONFESSION FROM TOM! Yea we did it! *high fives murderer*

Murderer: suck it vulture,i killed the guy and his neighbour but you're late!!

Detective Jake: yea!! Wait...you killed his neighbour too?

Patty's crush on Barry no be here oo

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