₦airaland Forum

koice:
Oh, glorious nostalgia! Good old Runkle would happily relocate from LA to NY if those booths are for real, believe me.

You know you're a sex addict when the first word that your child pronounces is "Mouth Gig". Lmao

Masturbating booths now open in new york, Charlie Runkle (californication) would be so pleased

I will take that point. Stoke are a 19th century team

England are cursed people. A whole division postponed?!!

Bet9ja don greenify my slip finally

Californication season 6.
The ridiculous depths Charlie runkle goes to sign clients is laughable. Gay-gent,really?

*simple server on* make d timetable unfold for my eyes

Damite2ky:
Same here ooo..I don email them sha.... Can they fix this error?

i guess its a glitch,cuz i went to check their results tab, and 3-1 was clearly written their. Re-checking my betslip,the scoreline has being changed to 3-1,tho still red

lakritz:
sporting 2-2

yea,buh y dem red jong ajax na? na 3_1 dem play

Wait o. checking my coupon id nw,i see that BET9JA made JONG AJAX v ACHILESS RED,saying d result was 1-0,buh d final score was 3_1,maybe d system only recorded d first half result cos that was wat dey played den. Pls wat can b done,na jst 1,700 b d winning o,is money to buy sub 2 much to ask?

YEESS,Sporting! make i go use vex forecast 4 2mao

lakritz:
sporting one man down to red card and also one goal down.

Tondela with odd of 23 wiring "almighty" sporting(1.09)

I tot as much. ah no even carry sporting straight win o.na ov2.5.,na dem remain 4 my acca

Sporting abeg una o. Games plenty 2mrw. man gats hammer

Hello sirs and ma's,
am a fresh graduate of comp sci,i really want to build a career in telecoms but i dont knw how to proceed. I mean,what courses and certifications am i to take,etc.

Abeg i need a link to download season 3 E11

shubs:
no but almost

aiit thanks.kindly add me up on fb (click on d link on my signature),and we take it 4rm der.good nite

shubs:
if u want to pay for everything its 20500 but if u are not paying for transcript its 17500

thanks loads,are u through with urs?

Mehn, Ghajini really broke my heart o. although i didnt cry buh i got a big lump in my throat. Amir khan really tried in d film
I also love I hate love storys

undisputedk:
IT'S 17500. However 7500 is all you need to for the immediate clearance exercise

I dont understand. will the 7500 cover nysc mobilisation,and wat are the advantages of d 17500 over 7500

Hahaha bet9ja GOD dy o,Benfica match wey nova reach 24hrs b4 replay una don void am. from 11k to 5k,issorai

pls funaabites in d house,na aw much be clearance o? is it 17k5 or 7k5,hearing conflicting reports

For those of us on twitter,i believe we can see the trends nw,ppl sharing their school experiences via different hashtags. My school did theirs 2day (#onlyinfunaab) and it was mad fun.
so,if u wanna laff,just search for these trends:
#Secschoolinnigeria (funniest,trended for a week)
#OAUstories
#Onlyinfunaab
#infuto
#lifeinUNN

MrImole:
Who do you think is behind the bombing?

Hard to guess,but im thinking its Charlie

dubylhover:
their FBI camp is funny...is it a training or flexing camp even nysc camp for naija harsh pass there....

LOL.I swear! Na to just dey straff at any opportunity. Watching Pryanka Chopra on a weekly basis made me appreciate her beauty x10. next to her is Shelby. but that Vasquez is impossibly ugly

But Quantico sweet oo

Im a graduate hoping to serve in either of Akwa Ibom or Enugu..dunno what to put as 3rd choice.. I just want to chime in something here.. Ogun state is cool. I know this cos i live there.. Agbado to be presice,although the place i live is on the border with Lagos so we enjoy priviledges not uniform with the state. For instance we are under the Ikeja Electricity distribution company. This means we get to have at leat 10-13hrs of light daily. Moreso,there is welfare for the crps members. When i was in secondary school corpers posted to my school were given a corpers lodge. Standard of living is not high and transport system is efficient. Ogun state got cool places like Otta,Ilaro and Sagamu.. However,the people saying Abeokuta is a dead place are not entirely wrong. I know this cos i schooled there for 4 years. The place doesnt compare favourably with Ibadan or Akure.. Sometimes i wonder how it got to be the state capital. The bridges and roads you see there are all post 2013,very bad transport system.and the locals are sometimes rude. The electricity situation is nothing to write home about as you only get 3-4hrs max of light daily,and that is not even regular.To cap it all up Abeokuta has little or no major employment oppotunities. You will tire seaching for firms to work for there. I have about 5 people who are indigenes having to leave the place to work elsewhere in the state.
So,in conclusion,Ogun state is the next best thing after Lagos in the South West (to me oo).. But Abeokuta is a no no

Hi all,i'm a graduate of computer science awaiting service. I have an interest in majoring in computer networking after nysc but i unfortunately still dont have the full skill set. I dont want to waste my time in looking for jobs rather i wanna be well-grounded in my field of interest. so my question is,which computer vocation training center can you suggest for me? I mean places where i can get hands on tutorial pls

10 Mins into Liverpool game,Antonio already casted my no goalscorer bet. Issokay

mdee1:
thanks for the advice but i'm considering some stuff like when u take the carry over courses again, is it added to ur gp?

if you pass a carryover course,your pass grade will b added to your g.p. The first time u carried d course,0 will b recorded

mdee1:
Lucky urs stated at 300lv, mine first year and nw I think i'll change my dept(Csc) thanks to MTS #Funaab

eiya,it is well. Csc really is fun o,and the new curicullum i've seen has more new CSC courses added. Nothing like PCP 201 or APH 202,i even heard that no MTS311. If u can endure i advise u stay

Never got an F until i got to 300L of a 4 yr course. Although i cleared my departmental courses(Computer science),i failed all 3 MTS courses i offered. I felt like rapture had come and i was left behind. Mehn carrying a course can be emotionally draining, one of d courses i carried, MTS 311,D lecturer regularly embarrases d ppl retaking it.,not to talk of d exams,were i have to write 2 papers 2geda in case they clash. i thank God sha,passed dem all at d 2nd time of asking,nw a graduate. Funaab repping

u guys really need to read between the lines before commenting. This is a case of transformer overload. the fault is with the transformer,and not with the Lagos grid. I reside in Agbado and since 2013 we enjoy not less than 15hrs of electricity daily,transformer permitting