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@olsey....na true talk oo.thanks

Lemme sef give u my story.. My moniker's Darey_00, a student of FUNAAB.. I have been on d lookout for scholarships since January wen my rummate alerted me to scholarships starting with MTN whch i didn't apply for due to a funny reason (i no fit go café dy type essay cuz of 200k.lol) ,Chevron,Agbami and Total scholarships also passed me by cos i didn't av my state of origin cert. I was sad but helpless.. Den,abt 2 wks to d end of application,i heard 4rm my rum8 again abt Odua..wen i chkd d requirements nd didnt c any docs,i applied sharpaly. Wen we were invited we were jst resuming 4 d 2nd semeter (infact i was in abk bus wen i saw funto's email).. I was very api cus it wud afford me d chance of seeing UI for d first tym..D gr8 day 4 d exam arrived.on d way i already knew d past MDs of odua,nd sum facts abt d southwest states offhand.when i got 2 UI nd i saw many ppl nd i was like "shuo,all bcuz of 100k,oga oo"... E get one gal 4rm OAU wey dy my front..i don dy eye am and she 2 was giving me +ve vibes.. But lo and behold,as d exam began,son of man 4got gal ni! I can still rmbr counting letters and staring hard at d qstn paper,sweating very hard. I lookd up to c ppl nd saw dat eyes don red. I tot 2 mysef dat "wow,dis odua guys no dey play oh,na only God fit help me.." *in Kanu Nwankwo's voice* but i was determined to neva give up,so i worked harder nd completed 4 sections b4 we submitted.. wen we got out everybody js dissappear ni sharp sharp.dose guys really brutal gan. So u can imagine my joy when i came bk 2 d thread nd saw dat results r out nd candidates av bin chosen. I sharpaly run go dia site,download Ogun results,i come c my name..i was so so api dat my efforts were nt in vain.. Dis is my experience folks,till next wen Skye bank alerts me,na 2 bottles of Star for una,Olsey go drink malt.lol

thompson1510: I dnt even knw whr to strt sef. *coughs... Lemme laff finish. Let somebdy shout hallelujah!!! But before you finish shoutin halle, remember to check d acct number you sent ooo if dere ws no mistake. I check it evriday sha, jst to be sure dat awon 'IYA MI' neva chng am. Av chkd it 2day and it hsnt changed. Lols. @Darey, d stage is all urs. Lemme read urs first. Mo ti je gbese pupo ooo. Na used Bajaj am gonna buy now. Lmao. Y'all really tried mehn. Eku ise takun takun.

thompson1510: I dnt even knw whr to strt sef. *coughs... Lemme laff finish. Let somebdy shout hallelujah!!! But before you finish shoutin halle, remember to check d acct number you sent ooo if dere ws no mistake. I check it evriday sha, jst to be sure dat awon 'IYA MI' neva chng am. Av chkd it 2day and it hsnt changed. Lols. @Darey, d stage is all urs. Lemme read urs first. Mo ti je gbese pupo ooo. Na used Bajaj am gonna buy now. Lmao. Y'all really tried mehn. Eku ise takun takun.

lmao...wu b ur iya again? na ur village witches u day Tok abifunny guy

^^^ tanks 4 dat... Erm,i saw abt 60% on purchase,bt i quickly did sum testing nd settings on it.its nw 55% bt am yet 2 charge it tho' i already switched it off since.hope am on d correct line?

Jst got d M3 (finally) 2day...pls guys am new to android,i checked d running apps nd i found dat its abt 234mb of 238mb,guys wat cn i do abt it? @octavo,pls i need tips on general maintainance nd optimization of my fone(safety precautions,apps nd games,etc)..and i need to knw d network with d best data plans 4 android.tankz

Lwkmd @oppy16 wey u dy read d names of past managers of odua..na d same tin me sef do wen i got 2 dugbe oo.lol. My story still dey load oo,i wan read thompson's story first cuz dat guy sabi make u laff ehn..

7.(prefix word) tins... e.g. chilling tins,putme tins,sleeping tins,etc = whats going on about me
8.maka y? = why?
9. Bad market= u've made a bad move or u r in trouble
10. As a sharp guy= a guy dat makes moves quickly,esp. with ladies
11. Bad belle= beefers/haters
12. U know na = i agree with u
13. (prefix word) be like ===> e.g. 9ja gals be like ==>, Arsenal fans be like ==>,etc
14. How far? = wats up?
15. No whine me abeg= i cant give u wat u want,stop pestering me
16. Go hug transformer= (used wen sm1's angry) i dnt care abt ur anger
17. Nna mehn... = like seriously

Naija is so blessed.. Our unique way of expressing feelings and emotions 2ru slangs is phenomenal. Im fascinated by d rich vocabulary of these slangs.. Lemme drop some here,if u have more,pls drop,dis is what d thread is all about:
1. No tym= no need to be patient abt something
2. As e dey hot= no time wasting
3. See famzing= someone forming
4. Are u a learner? = u must be st.upid
5. Abegi= i disagree with u
6. Wetin do u?= i'm annoyed with u...
Drop urs

Thank God am back on nairaland after a 2 week hiatus,nairaland frustrating my efforts in logging.. @kavey10, logodwhiz,oppy16 and newcomers here dat av bin contacted,i say congrats to us all.. Thompson,guess it depends on ur sch..i attend funaab,so it means dey'v sent our details 2 'em.. Brb @kavey10 on ur last post,maybe 2mrw i'l post my experience

Mr CaseyCash,abeg no play dat kind play 4 hia oo..eyes don red gan

Dis one don tey na...downloaded d app since last yr,but deleted it cuz i've got no use 4 it nw

Afta managing to get d thread moving steadily,u guys have to derail it even b4 it started. Jeyrez,u must cover ur face in shame.afta disturbing NL with ur ageless 1 week L3 nw dis.this is nt fair.. Truth be told i really respect those L3 dudes

I can vividly rmbr flawless911 specifically warning against installing dat chain fire or rope fire app...dats y its gud 2 read reviews

ZesusHVWritter: on heavy usage the battery last 6-7hrs... make sure you follow the general battery charging procedure.

dats cool nau..
Lol...PS ke?? Im nt a gamer o..wen i buy am na only pes12 go dy insyd @octavo

OCTAVO: Seriously, Tecno M3 makes a whole lot of sense. If you are still undecided, go and grab yours now!

i'm convinced beyond doubt dat m3 z d best.d only issue i'v got z THE BATTERY. Octavo,if d ba3 no try na u ah go hold oo.lol

All dis TeamL3 sha..una no go let us hear word... N7 sef wey b d boss,we no hear noise like dis.haba...habatically

Dis one wey Octavo dey talk abt d ba3..ah don dey fear. Well is it only browsing u did during dat 4hr period? And if u say "heavy usage",wats ur own defination of heavy usage? Thanks

Hmmm..i saw the 3 T3s.. P3,L3 and M3 displayed in a showglass yday 4 my area..mehn i gbadun d m3 design bad!! I askd him d price,he said 15k..aw much slot dy sell am make i no disturb mysef go ikj?

OCTAVO tanks very much 4 ur candid advice,really appreci8..
@obisite..mi guy.tanks very much.ur input was highly appreciated.
flawless911 i got nuting to talk 2 u...u r jst 1 deluded guy who can't seem to understand humour. Imagine a sane person putting #TeamTecnoL3 #TeamKissmyass all because u got a 15k fone nd no oda tecno in d world can beat it. I askd u nt 2 ansa my q u responded aggressively. Oh nd b4 u start,yeah flawless911 has noticed me and am very very api 4 dat...mtsswww

obisite: I feel ur pain bro! Jut relax n fix d applications back! Sorry oh!
I gues d lil sis must hav seen u doin dose drawin on it several ocasion, she decided doin same!

Why all of una wey dey get dis same issue dey fall asleep, and lil sis go draw patterns, d other guy, he fell asleep, P3 guy too, fell asleep,! I had same issue too! Buh I no fall asleep oo, dnt use pattern to lock ur phone, use application lock, jut use normal screen lock for screen, den application lock for important applications u won't wnt a 2nd party on it without ur approval. Or else if u fall asleep again, lil bro go even draw Togo map on d screen!

Peace!

lwkmd bro..maybe nxt tym dia sis go drug dem with sleeping drug ni.hehehe

@octavo..i salute ur maturity on dis nd d M3 thread.i will b getting my first android phone by month end and sincerely am REALLY confused.pls advise me which to get btw L3 nd M3..i need ur unbiased answer.ah dy postrate o.
Abeg na Octavo i ask qstn oo,make nobody con start d "visit m3 thread" ish 4 me.. a là flawless911 and co

@jeyrez..nna mehn. 1 wk and 6 days again??

Peterwizzy: See this man u dey follow l3 thread from page 1 to the last page now u even know when M3 come out and u still dey ask people make them compare am for u instead of u comparing for people Na so ur iQ take low reach #just wondering o.

if u av nothing to say,u don't have to comment..heck.we av ppl still asking here for d ba3 review,no single screenshots,nd sum of d specs r still vague 2 sum ppl..so I knw what am saying. About my low IQ.,i av nutin 2 say abt dat..i've bin on nairaland long enuf to undastand ur category of people.it comes with d terrain

I've bin f'llwing d L3 thread 4rm page 1 to page 80-something nw..even knew when d M3 came out 2ru d l3 thread. Judging 4rm comments i'v bin seeing on both threads,can anyone safely compare both fones 4 me (L3 nd M3)... Camera,browsing,screen,OS,ruggedness,Game support nd of course ba3 life.. I need an unbiased conclusion nd d overall beta fone cus i'l soon b getting my first android nd ah no wan buy rubbish.thanks

[quote author=jreyez][/quote]lolz guy... "14k non-negotiable"..dem ask u y dat tym u dy shout say u download all d games in d world on top am.
"13k negotiable sha"
2day=> "12500k".. U tink say ppl go buy? U beta go giv ur younger broda

Me thinks this delay has a lot to do with the ASUU standoff.. ASUU,ODUA,FG nd my schl sef... Ah dy postrate 4 una ni... Pls do dis tin sharpaly na beg ah dy beg o

SMH 4 nairalanders.anything they do you'll talk.. Denrele re-invented craziness and turned it to swag..some dude here asking what the guys actually does. Just like u can ask Kim K what she does. Do u guys follow him on twitter? He's hardly in d country.going for shows,touring d world,collecting dough.. In other words, HE IS LIVING HIS DREAM!! Even if he be gay,e cum toast u? Hian!! Denrele u rock jor

No be dis guy wey dey form wen wenger wan give am trials?

jreyez: For only jellybeans...

thankz bro.. L3 runs on JB so....

Fahad-aqeil:
Na wa o;
android cupcake:1.5
android donut:1.6
android eclair:2.1
android gingerbread:2.3
android ice cream sandwish:4.0
anddoid jellybean:4.1,4.2,4.3
and now upcoming:
android key lime pie:5.0.
Se dt android robot no dey satisfy with all dis food wey him dey use as OS,wey he won dey eat key again....omo dont b suprised if dt robot start eating nigerian foods like:
android 6.0:ewedu alamala
android 5.3:eba ibo(and akpu)
den go con reetard 4 hausa food
android 0.7.6:tuwoshinkafa....

lol... Andriod 5.6 La casera
android 6.0 Bread and beans

@all...pls does this droidvpn works without root access?

3. Titanic (obviously)

2. The Devil wears prada (mehn i really like dat boss woman)

1."...if the Los Angeles cops aren't too busy busting drug dealers,serial killers and gang rapists,maybe they'll find time to bring the as.shole in. But if they don't,tough sh*t" ==> LIONHEART featuring Jean Claude Van dame. I simply luv dis film cuz u get 2 hear many American slangs in it. I just luv d film. I'v watchd it a billion times already..

They'll pay... Maybe 2mrw,maybe December.i dnt care. All i knw is they r condemned 2 pay,so long they've released d list. ww.thatsall

Happy bday Starboy!! We share d same date oo!!

Mehn... Tecno,una no go kill person with choice..was in a dilema btw P3 nd Q1 cos of d 4.1 ish. Ah no like Q1 screen bt i didnt wanna use 2.3 either. This is an answer 2 my prayer... Oyaaa,to dy hussle na im sure pass nw