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Breaking news: 2nd and 3rd batch list OUT.....screening comes up 29th and 30th August.

chialex: Saw that information on uaab site some other information are on pdf files and I could not read them, mind sharing the information about the school fees and how to go about the registration.Saw that information on uaab site some other information are on pdf files and I could not read them, mind sharing the information about the school fees and how to go about the registration.

go to view.samurajdata.se to view the document online. In answer to ur question,freshers' schl fee is #26,805 (#36,805 for engineering) while dat of stallites is #14,995 (#24,995 for engr)

*feeling bored*......*checks nland front page*.........**weeps**

Cant wait to c u guys commot Lagos......were u fill d traffic hold ups with ur Gala and La Casera sellers mtsseww

Cant wait to c u guys commot Lagos......were u fill d traffic hold ups with ur Gala and La Casera sellers

Only in Nigeria do people sit down at the comfort of their homes and talk trash abt d state of the country without proffering solutions..
@OP,u said he renamed a university dat wasn't named by his great grandfather to his friend's name. I think thats way too far oh. The man is old enough to be ur father.

chialex: Please what's happening, just saw a news on fuaab website about orientation for freshers dat starts from 24th to 28th of september. I don't understand what that means.......

u will be guided thru d rules and regulations of d sch..it wil b fun

ifihearam: So femi nor fit fly first class?? No wonder he get time to perform and disturb other people trying to get some sleep.

i think this is a MORE dumber comment dan dat of tolaani's. Lol.smh 4 u

Series22: [/color] shut up yoruba, i knw say u go add rubbish.. Idioto

Series22: [color=#006600] shut up yoruba, i knw say u go add rubbish.. Idioto

i comment my reserve

Series22: Kazeem said the accident, which involved two vehicles, was caused by the driver of the Anambra Mass Transit Toyota Hiace bus, with registration number YB 610 EPE (Lagos), who for no reason drove against traffic on the Benin-Ore lane.

i hope d reporter is not tryin 2 drag ndigbo into dis unfortunate accidnt. All dis yoruba newspapers sef. Any way sha, r.i.p

i've watched patiently d way u nland guys put tribalism in almost any issue. For goodness sake d name of d bus has to be mentioned when reporting the incident.what is ur business if its 4rm Anambra or Delta,d simple fact remains dat d guy cumin 4rm Anambra caused d incident.if thats ur problem,hug d nearest wet transformer

I tink AFCON Tunisia 2004 even betters London. The Bbc guys were just overhyping it yday

taofik_oye: Hello evryone please as regards the partime studies @ funnab does any one know when they ll start sellin the forms and howmuch it is?
Secondly do they offer social sciences courses e.g managment or just sciences?
Lastly pls where do they receive lecture and how efficein are they?
Tnx.

Check the website,i tink sumtin abt d parttime form is there,if u cnt c it in d front page,chk d news archives. 2 ur other questions, im nt really sure abt dat nd dey av lectures in d schl campus nd oda annexes on wkends.

Johnnyemy: Pls someone shld give me info on when the postgraduate form will be on sale.

i'l suggest u kip tabs on d website or come directly to the school and ask around cos dat kind of thing is not much publicised

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Smh...i used rockets then

smh...although i reside in d outskirts of lagos (Agbado),i luv the hustle and bustle of Lagos.i'v been to 5 states but none can beat the even distribution of ruggedness,noise,heavy traffic and constant buzzling dat Lagos has. From Ikeja to Ikoyi,u always get d big-city feeling. Haters,go and die...Las gidi rocks jor

*yawns* next topic abeg

'aunty come and eat,satan go away'

Harbioollah: seriously, i have always suspected dis...
Did u do PCP201?
Some people who never attended any of the 10 practicals wld get A's while the ever present people wld fall in d range of 40-50..

I lost confidence in Unaab when i was given 44 in PCP201( a very simple course). I rectified and after much investigation, i discovered they recorded only exam score. When i complained at the Lab, they were like mayb i didnt hav a group. I Stood my ground that i was in Group 40. After making much noise in d lab, they brought out d file of my group..

To my uttermost diappointment, my name was not on the list. It had been Doctored and my name replaced with someone else who i never heard of during the 10 practicals.
I vowed to bring it 2 d Limelight bt i knew my admission was at stake or Perhaps dey'll jes give me an FNG, so i decided 2 keep quiet.

More reasons like dis makes me want 2 Leave. Unaab's Results doesnt portray Intelligence

we wil jst be praying cos a frnd of mine had 76 in Phs 101 last semester even tho he didnt attend d test.imagine

Harbioollah: Will Universities Admission Ever be on Merit??

I was at the University senate dis morning to rectify my ID card problems. While i was waiting for the Deputy director,Student Affairs department, I saw some Lecturers and Professors coming In. I sensed a meeting was to take place as they sat down at the Senate reception. They started discussing about the 2nd batch admission list,quite oblivious of my Presence.
I discovered that most of dem had candidates credentials and they all submitted it to a professor who took it to the admissions office. The same professor came back later and brought back about 35 of them saying they were rejected as they(candidates) scored below 40 in the post-utme. The lecturers started murmuring before the admissions officer came 2 meet them. He later gave them a stamp for each of the rejected candidates credentials and told them 2 take it 2 d ICT centre and later bring them back.
Confused,the lecturers asked Why. I later got 2 know that 15marks will be added to all the Lecturers and Professor' candidates post-ume score to improve their aggregate and Hence get them admitted.
UNAAB has finally confirmed my fears. I always dnt believe Unaab's results cos i always suspect something fishy btwn d ETC and Unaab's ICT centre and they've proved me right.

The admission officer also told them that 3,226 candidates has already been admitted( www.unaab.edu.ng for proof) and only about 600 candidates are left to be admitted. (unaab admitted 3,500 candidates last year)

i felt so pained for my 2 cousins who applied for banking and finance n scored 58 and 56 in d post-ume as most of the COLMAS courses are already been lobbied for by the Lecturers

man,Unaab really fall my hand.big time

"Adjunctant,all i can do is transmit the warrant.If the Los Angeles cops aren't too busy busting dope dealers,serial killers and gang rapists,maybe they'll find time to bring the asshole in.And if they dont,tough sh*t.."
- a French diplomat talking to a Legionnaire in Van Damme's film 'Lionheart'

"Adjunctant,all i can do is transmit the warrant.If the Los Angeles cops aren't too busy busting dope dealers,serial killers and gang rapists,maybe they'll find time to bring the asshole in.And if they dont,tough shit.."
- a French diplomat talking to a Legionnaire in Van Damme's film 'Lionheart'

Dairies of the Shoeless Fisherman

Obantoko= erratic electricity..low cost houses...high transport fares to and fro sch
Camp= stable electricity...close to Mancot stand..Osiele market nearby....highest student population
Isolu= The best electricity supply....middle of sch and camp,transport a little bit of headache...low population
Gate=everything as
Isolu,new houses plenty....
Choice is urs

youngsoye: How can dey release d screening results afta admission? O boi,get ya fact right b4 jumpin into conclusion.

guy,they will release screening result...it will display a Pin 4 u whch u will use to proccess ur admission acceptance form..afta dat u wil av to print clearance form which gives u permission to pay ur school fees.Registration will start afta dat...he that hath ear,let him hear
@harbiolah,im indebted 2 u 4 always been there in dis forum...pls whch dept are u in?

Im just wondering why that guy has been writing Waec since these days. If he eventually passes,do u think he will write Jamb or what? Halla!

Gud day guys. To answer ur questions,there WILL be oral screening result checking. I checked mine while i was in school,dont knw abt this year though. In d result,u'l c a congrats page and a SERIAL NUMBER. It is this number that will be used in proccessing ur admission acceptance form without whch u cannot be said to av been admitted. Keep all ur pins and tellers safe,u'l definately need them.
¤peace out¤

sammirano: Thank God I have been selected.

am happy 4 u...did u chk it via fone or system?