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Mehn... Tecno,una no go kill person with choice

Beans+spag... There was a time i ate eba with epo gbigba (fried palm oil) lol

C as 100k dey make man change voice...lolzz

Interesting..

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From Skye Bank

Credit Alert: 100,000 on your A/C
Depositor's name: OD'UA
Details: 23242
16 July 2013
2.03pm

Lool.. They are actually 2. Anyone who watches d EPL on DSTV may av seen a (is it a Nescafé or Ovaltine advert?) where a player wanna play a penalty,one mumu guy come carry tea tell am say "if u think u can do it,u can. If u think u can't,u are also right".. After dat d player played d penalty nd scored. All d yeye guy cn do is jst 2 laff and drink his tea alone.
2nd is that one stupid ad,of semovita.. Can u imagine a full-grown man coming home and dancing in front of his wife like a retarded idiot,d cause of his joy was 2 bags of semo he placed at d back of his car

RIP Sir.. Omg i enjoyed watching ur show. Will miss u greatly

yce1: yeah. champions of ODUA

yelsk...

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Dat wud make an interesting read @omotenac

Nna mehn Odua aw far nah,na u sure pass oo

STENON: Dis Odua exam na fake intelignc Test......tis not evn a true Test of ones ability......I believe dey shld look for oda means of selectin/assessin studnts for d scholarship......

bro pls dnt say that again.... Fake ke? 4 wia.? U knw d number of students jostling 4 d money? If na current affairs dem set na everybody go pass. Be a sportsman

Oga ooo..

thompson1510: I really wanna thank d op(olsey)n omoteamac 4 deir suuru. Abeg, na lautech I dey and we'll soon go for break. I jez hope my name dey verified list sha. I don dey buga 4 my padi sey I don port go Odua ooo. Mk I cross my leg n watch.

ma guy no be only u oo.. Am writing my final paper 2mrw here in Funaab,dont knw hw Odua will go about it

Yeah i second thompson's qstn,pls answer...
@mr olsey and @omotenmac,is it safe to conclude dat payment won't commence till september at d earliest,cos mr olsey said dat they take up to 3 months to release results,but dis yr was just a month,do u tink d payment will be more faster dis yr?

@omoteamac., thanks very much for dat. May God help.
@kavey and all,I cn authoratively confirm to u dat d site i posted previously is FAKE. I asked dragnet's handle on twitter and here was the reply:
RT @Scholastica_Ng: aduramimo Hello Aduramimo, Dragnet and NAOC are not associated with that website. Please beware, it is not true...

After independent research,i also found dat d correct site is http://dragnetnigeria.com/naocscholarships/

Thank you Mr Olsey for helping me clear my doubts

@omotenac,pls am waiting 4 ur reply.tanks
oppy16,lol. Wen i knw d struggle my parent dy c b4 getting 2 sch

@omotemac,pls kindly help me chk d previous page. There was a question i asked Olsey about CGPA palava. Pls clarify that. Thanks

Olsey: Please be very careful about that link, NAOC uses Dragnet for all their applications. I have never seen this site before. Besides, NAOC closed this year's application on 17th February 2013.
My organisation reported a few of these fraudulent "cloned sites" to Dragnet some years ago and they took drastic measures.

thanks very much bro

kavey10: How did you guys check the specified courses they support for the NAOC scholarship? The link darey_00 posted didn't show that. Thanks.

go to d homepage,u'l c d courses. Even computer science (my course) isn't there. Its just try ur luck

thompson1510: Is dere anybdy dey'v contacted? I gat no email frm dem ODUA oooo.
Abi o.we cnt wait lol

Oppy16: pharmacy students are not allowed to apply,bah?:-(
computer science sef no dey dia.me jst fill am like dat ni

Oppy16: they pay d money yearly once u maintain a gud g.p.

Yesso,100k per yr no b smal tin

@olsey,all is well jare. Thanks 4 always been there. Ah done dy plan on aw 2 spend gan..or shud i copy thompson and buy a bajaj? *smiles*
@all... I saw anoda scholarship ynyt, Agip oil..its an online test nd closes july 1st. Y'all may check it out http://naocscholarship.com/NAOC%20-%20Apply.htm

@olsey...tankz a lot. But am scared oo,i' av 3.33 now,but i put in 3.51 for them (my 100L CGPA),so abt 5 days to d aptitude test our 200L 1st semester result came out nd i dropped. Ryt nw am almost through with my 2nd semester exams,whch info will d student affairs send down to odua,cuz i saw a minimum of 2/1 afta initial payment there. I dont knw wat to do. Thanks
@thompson..,funi as always

@thompson,funny man..really happy u made d cut too. What was ur score?
@olsey,waiting 4 u oo

Thank GOD i am among the shortlisted. Na God oo no be man
@olsey...what next nw? How we going to get paid?

The video make sense nau,@ least e beta pass Tunde Ednut's own. Erm

Loool

free2ryhme: yes it is only a video .. with a lot of occult symbolism .. your eyes blind he is wearing a red suit all through the video ... you are the one dat needs deliverance

look @ this one...is dat all u av to say?

I've watched d video 3ce nw and I can't still fathom d rationale behind burying men in d sand!! U reach club go lie down again like say u ovadrink whiskey. Tho' Tunde Ednut is nw in d news (mission accomplished), Tonto Dikeh cn rest easy dat she's got a successor nw lol

C'mon guys,dis was just a fake news posted on friday on twitter by @fake9janews.... D guy only posts fake news as a joke... Nairaland na to just copy and paste anything. Haba N'landers

@olsey...pls answer Goodboy's question

It is well. . . . @stenon i completed everything but na Verbal,Spert and CVPST i did wella. That Analytical na error