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 Programming › Re: Developing An Operating System - What Are The Prerequisites by Darey00(m): 9:20pm On Feb 28, 2013 |
ghostofsparta: BTW I don't agree the Wright brothers where the first to invent a flying plane.[size=14pt]28th February 2013, 9:20pm... After 10yrs to this day i hope to c ur OS, deal??[/size] |
| Programming › Re: Developing An Operating System - What Are The Prerequisites by Darey00(m): 5:05pm On Feb 28, 2013 |
Hilarious thread,made more hilarious by the Narcisst OP.. Quote all u want,infact read all the motivational books in d world that will make Brian Tracy and Norman Vincent Peale blush,the cold truth is that u dont have d slightest idea about programming,yet u are barking down everyone with words of advice. U tend to luk at d bright side of tins only. Do u tink d Wright brothers came up with d plan 4 an airplane d moment dey graduated. No,they started small. Try to get busy. An Italian proverb says "between saying and doing,many a pair of shoes is worn out". Am nt discouraging u,am jst advising u to start small and walk d talk by actually learning programming. Oh and b4 u start quizzing me abt my qualifications,i'm only a 2nd year computer science student trying to figure out what d heck programming entails. So u may say am nt morally right to talk dis way,but i couldnt help it due to ur attitude. Its too self-adulating. Peace |
| Jokes Etc › Biblical Account Of Nigeria Vs Ethopia by Darey00(op): 2:44am On Jan 30, 2013 |
1. And on that day when the Super Eagles had gathered in the burning bush against the Ethiopians of the eastern Desert, Keshi, the leader of the delegates gave directions to the people, but they listened not. 2. And Keshi knowing what awaited him at Abuja knelt down in his heart and cried unto the heaven saying "My God, my God, please do not forsake me, give me only one chance." 3 As soon as he spoke those words, the Lord heard his cry, and the Holy Spirit descended on the burning bush in the south of Africa where the men had gathered and said to Moses the Son of Victor, "Moses, go yea forth into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians." 4. And Moses hearkened unto the voice of the lord and ran into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians. and behold, a defender of the Ethiopian Army brought him down and caused a penalty. 5. And when this had happened, Keshi knew that the lord had heard his prayers and used Moses to cause a big scare for the Ethiopians. So he beckoned unto Moses to open his ears to the voice of the spirit and hid the commandments of the lord. 6. And the spirit came unto Moses again, saying "Moses, play ye the ball into the left corner of the Ethiopian net. And when Moses had done this, the Eagles recorded their first goal in the burning bush. 7. And the spirit drove Moses into the 18 yard box again and caused another great scare in the defense of the Ethiopians which made the keeper of the Ethiopian army attack him unwisely and got a red card from the Moroccan Judge of the southern Court. 8. When this had happened, the people could see the hand of God on Moses. And Keshi knowing the way of the spirit, said unto Moses "because the lord had used you to deliver the people of Nigeria out of the hands of the deadly Ethiopians, you shall go forth again and take the penalty. 9. Thus, as the lord would have it, Moses brought down the Armies of the Ethiopians by placing the ball beyond the reach of the make-shift goal keeper who the Ethiopians had brought against him. 10. And when Mikel the son of Obi saw this things, he became jealous and said in his heart "see this small boy, for him mind, e go dey think say him play pass me now because say e score 2 penalty and I miss 1. I go soon do am watin drogba do Torres. Then him eye go clear." 11. And when the draws were made, it was said that the Super eagles of Nigeria would go to war again with the eagles of Ivory coast, where Drogba the son of Didier was captain 12. When Keshi the son of Stephen heard these words, he cried unto heaven and said "My God, My God, Why has thou forsaken me? For he knew that the defeat would be mighty, else the lord send a Prophet 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Funny Things You Inherited From Your Parents by Darey00(m): 11:04am On Jan 26, 2013 |
I inherited the moustache from my mum..mehn d tin always plenty.even d peeps 4 my villa dey jest me.lol 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by Darey00(m): 7:44pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
"My players have exceptional quality. They drop down a little bit psychologically in the 2nd half but overall,they have great mental strength. Am i looking to bring in more quality players to the squad? Well at the moment,am pleased with the spirit in this squad... I'l bring in Silverstre and Bramble to help" - Super Eagles coach Arsene Wenger |
| Computers › Re: The Five Most Important Applications On Your PC by Darey00(m): 3:43pm On Jan 15, 2013 |
From what i've read so far,i think the most important apps are: 1. Mozilla Firefox 2. Microsoft Office 3. VLC 4. Adobe Reader 5. An antivirus (e.g. Avast) |
| Food › Re: The Most Sadistic Dishes From Around The World. by Darey00(m): 2:01pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
Hahaha..read this also,maybe it might help.lol http://lolzparade.com/weird/crazy-things-you-wouldnt-believe-were-eaten-as-foods?v=-_tQEo-Xo2N130njpv9oDOAZ3UWWCy34Q9mUbpGaXs1_X_ZzN66KBs-Zxw90duZMufIGuA48okYrQy5it4jsaQ%3B |
| Health › Re: Meet A Dentist by Darey00(m): 12:32pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Pls whch toothpaste do you recommend for bad breath? 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Greatest Phobia? by Darey00(m): 11:11am On Jan 06, 2013 |
1. Seeing Policemen with guns in their hands.mehn i always imagine dat if d driver no ansa dem quickly dem go open fire 2. Cockroaches. Mehn!! I can sleep outside in d cold harmattan than be confined in a room with a single cockroach. I fear those insects die.lolz |
| Romance › Re: What Are The Things You Do That Kept Your Relationship by Darey00(m): 9:45pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
tpacalipse: Bros, my eye don see. Wetin people no call me. When I was doing my post graduate and I had nothing in my pocket, I was told I had no future by some people cause I was dating their daughter. They called me for meeting several times and they told me either I get a job or I leave their daughter because they did not see any future in what I was doing. They went as far as visiting pastors just because they were looking for someone who b financing them. When I was thru with my MSc and registered for a PhD program all hell broke lose. I was invited again and this time around they told me Bleep off behind their daughter since all I know is to stay in school and I was called unserious. It is a long story and I cant say much here. Let those who think I am mad continue to think so. I have found a method that works for me and it might definitely not work for any other person in relationship. And those relationship genious here, will dinorce ten times before my marriage which I have not even done will be two years old. Mtcheew.bros,u lie with passion. #likeAboss |
| Romance › Re: What Are The Things You Do That Kept Your Relationship by Darey00(m): 9:50pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
tpacalipse: I rest my case.Better |
| Romance › Re: What Are The Things You Do That Kept Your Relationship by Darey00(m): 3:12pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
tpacalipse: We have dated for seven years and getting married by April this year though the delay was frm her not me. We have had issues expecially frm her parents. I crushed all those bullshits from them with impunity. Her parents now refer to me as the guy who deos not know how o talk becos I rejected all the bullshitting frm them from them. She once told me she wanted out for some months to sort out herself and to see if I am really d one for her because of my xter. I told her she can go but nobody returns to my life once she has left. Then she changed her mind immidiately. The truth of the matter is that I have suffered so much to get to where I am and really, I am not afraid of losing any relationship.Oga na wash jor.be realistic |
| Crime › Re: Two Men Arraigned For Stealing He-goat by Darey00(m): 10:07am On Jan 03, 2013 |
Lmao |
| Romance › Re: The Best Xmas Gift You Can Buy For Your Partner? by Darey00(m): 4:26pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Tinking of getting her a cardigan or a similar wear cos of d harmattan,nd moreva wants her 2 rmbr it 4 a long time. What do u tink guys? |
| Education › Re: Your University/Alma Mater Slangs by Darey00(m): 1:37pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
FUNAAB... "La Cram la pour" : a pseudo-french slang for d attitude of students towards reading wen its time 4 tests especially. It simply means u are cramming only to pour d contents down on d day of exam. SUB- student union building..behind dis building,there are several shops dat sell food...dats where boys recharge...e.g. "i wanna go attend SUB 201" BB- Bread nd beans |
| Music/Radio › Re: Video: Asa - The Way I Feel by Darey00(m): 7:58am On Dec 05, 2012 |
Asa and 2face are d only musicians in 9ja who can lay claim to having real lyrical content in their music. You can see why 2baba always stays relevant despite his well-documented weakness 4 d opposite sex. His music speaks 4 him. As 4 Asa, she's just different 4rm d rest. A real blessing to dis generation. Thumbs up |
| Food › Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Darey00(m): 4:59pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
In 2001,my bro swallowed a piece of magnet. I was so scared |
| Phones › Re: Does Your Phonebook Look Formal Or Informal? by Darey00(m): 11:10am On Nov 10, 2012 |
Semi-formal.... AAA....Owo Mi Da? (*232#) Akindele Femmzy9 Ope CSC (course mate) Popsy for dad Sweet Mother for Mum Even my gf na her normal name i use,just present am stylishly |
| Romance › Re: What Are Your Guilty Pleasures? by Darey00(m): 12:30pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Priceless Gem:hahaha. Kojor.tho' my friends yab me regularly,i can't get it off. I also luv,luv Garri! I fit drink am 5 tyms daily |
| Romance › Re: What Are Your Guilty Pleasures? by Darey00(m): 10:27am On Nov 09, 2012 |
Staring at a girl's breasts.... Gawd i love dat!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: If Hurricane Sandy Were To Happen In Nigeria by Darey00(op): 2:34pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
@okija_juju and @acidtalk for crying out loud guys i saw this on facebook and copied it down here. I wasn't aware dat it was on nairaland. I checked d front page d day i posted it,and seeing nothing dat resembles dis,i decided to post it. If u tell me to acknowlegde u in d post,u will grow bear bear. Ur 'original' post has been edited many times b4 i saw it,so free me....U scream here of plagrism,i dare u to tell every one here if u av'nt done something similar. |
| Nairaland General › Re: If Hurricane Sandy Were To Happen In Nigeria by Darey00(op): 10:47am On Nov 01, 2012 |
Okija_juju: NNA SEE PLAGERISM!!! stacomaster: Pls Darey Whats Hurricane Sandy??a gusty wind affecting the US Eastern Coast. 80 people have been confirmed dead |
| Nairaland General › If Hurricane Sandy Were To Happen In Nigeria by Darey00(op): 8:40am On Oct 31, 2012 |
NAIJA IS SO BLESSED What would happen in Nigeria if we are to experience an hurricane like the US East Coast is currently going through Hurricane Sandy? (GOD FORBID) Imagine say a 'HURRICANE AKPORS' is heading for Naija in 3 weeks.. First and foremost; 1. Pastor for church go prophesy the hurricane. 2. The State Governors will hold a press conference advicing the people of the states to remain calm as government is working hard to see how they can tackle the situation. 3. National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) will grant an interview on Channels TV and AIT saying that they are well trained and prepared to handle the crisis.That they are on top of the Situation. 4. The Federal Government will wait for the Hurricane to first land and wipe out Statesthen; - Hold a day of National Mourning and Prayers and order the flag be flown at half mast. - Visit the disaster location for a first hand assessment of the damage. - Visit the survivors camp and share relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and Indomie) - Set up a committee to investigate the Hurricane andsee how we can prevent future hurricanes from visiting Nigeria. - Release billions of Naira (on Paper) for disaster management. - Sack the Minister of Water Resources for failing to contain the water. - Commend the State Governors, NEMA, Red Crossand other emergency services unit for their quick response. 5. The Senate will hold an emergency session and condemn the 'Hurricane'. 6. Churches around Nigeria will hold crusades and Programmes with Titles like 'May Hurricane wipe out your enemies'.. 'Calming the Hurricanes in your life'.. 'Finding the Rainbow in your Hurricane'.. e.t.c.. 7. M.I Abaga will release a single about hurricanes. 8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the Hurricane, F.G and State government for their poor handling of the Hurricane. 9. CPC, ACN, APGA and otherswill blame the PDP and Jonathan for the Hurricane. 10. BOKO HARAM will claim responsibility for the Hurricane and will promise more hurricane if governmentdoes not comply. 11. Many People will change their Blackberry Display Pictures to 'Hurricane Pictures' and Facebook status will read..Hurricane Things.. GOD BLESS NIGERIA 29 Likes |
| Food › Re: Price Of Garri Skyrockets Astronomically by Darey00(m): 10:02pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
blink182: It Iڪ the staple food of poor nigerians Ǎ̜̣̍Ϟd I wonder how they will fare. |
| Family › Re: Would You Stay In The Labor Room With Your Wife?! by Darey00(m): 12:25pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
I was in d waiting room(beside d labour room) wen my mum gave birth 2 our last born. Mehn her cries of pain were enough to melt even d hardest of hearts. D pain was better imagined dan felt. @OP, i dont knw if i can ooo...me as a person no get 2 much liver for dat kain tin |
| Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,abeokuta (funaab) 2012/2013 Admission Thread by Darey00(op): 4:52pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
U guys shud just take it easy while registering.u may ask a stallite friend 2 guide u so as to avoid unneccesary errors |
| Nairaland General › Re: Three Great People You Would Like To Meet. by Darey00(m): 9:20am On Sep 01, 2012 |
1. Isaac Newton (too bad he's dead) 2. Lionel Messi (the guy too much) 3. Chrizzy Breezy a.k.a the future of R n B!! |
| Literature › Re: From PHCN, With Love…… by Darey00(m): 9:32pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Wow....wow. Nice storyline man |
| Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,abeokuta (funaab) 2012/2013 Admission Thread by Darey00(op): 5:36pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
patrick2: Femskywat dat means is d teller number of d teller u used to pay ur acceptance fee,d bank branch is d location of d bank were u payed ur acceptance fee.if its at d Unaab bank it wud be Funaab microfinance, branch Abeokuta |
| Travel › Re: African Country ,You Won't Find A Nigerian In ? by Darey00(m): 5:34pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
SmoothCrim: Nigerian donkeys are in every country looking for food!! Lazy ugly criminals!!!ur great-great-great-lazy-dumbass-burger-eating-christmas-come-quicky-suckling grandfather is d donkey timmy1999: Thanks everybody for your comment and those that sabi abuse too...I think most pple av been enlighten and educated by my thread..now I know and believe that if nigeria can be living in war-torn country like south sudan..then there is no where on earth u won't find my hustling& travelling brothers and sisters..shalla SmoothCrim: Nigerian donkeys are in every country looking for food!! Lazy ugly criminals!!!ur great-great-great-lazy-dumbass-burger-eating-christmas-come-quicky-suckling grandfather is d donkey @OP...u must b a big fool 4 nw agreeing wit d comments...i conclude that u'r truly still stuck in dat sordid room of urs in Ekiti. Mtssw |
Make dem catch u ...na hot slap u go receive
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