did you take the pictures with a Nokia 3310?

I would like to calculate it here(with the yet available details) so that gurus in the house can help me know of my chances:

Step 1: JAMB score= 255/8 = 31.88

step 2: O'LEVEL = Accounts = A1-6
Econs = A1-6
English = B3-4
Govt. = B3-4
maths = C6-1
TOTAL =21

Step 3: 21 * 20 = 420/30 = 14.


Step 4:


EDROOM, Am i on the right track to Accounting department. If Yes, what score do you think I should attain in the post-ume to increase my chance(s)?

Edroom:
your jamb , post utme and olevel will be added and everything to 100 percent.

Thanks, more questions loading...

....and again, does FUNAAB give consideration/preference to indegenes?

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so,after all the calculations, what next, do u add them up or what, pls expantiate more on the next step after all the calculations.

Olubodef:

50 quest and d duration is 30 minutes

Olubodef:

50 quest and d duration is 30 minutes

The questions are 50 right? but what about the marking, is it over 100(i.e 2marks to each question)? because i have been hearing advises concerning scoring above 55 for my course, so i want to know whether it is over 100 or maybe 70.

Following

i got the alert last night, 255 is the score

suwalee:
nd my partner jst saw her own she called me to tell me nd it was gud

Well, goodluck to us too

suwalee:
yes same ere wrote mine arnd 9 till now ntn like gra or result checked d site dey wrote no result yet

I did check too out of curiousity, even though I knew it would not be there until after 3days.

Hello guys,

I also sat for jamb on the above date (yesterday), just to double my chances of gaining admission this year(D.E. things). I was in second batch i.e. 1:30pm but the problem is, up till now, I am yet to see the supposed graphical result on my phone, mind you, the issue of submitting a wrong number during registration is not likely as i submitted my two numbers with no possibility of errors.


I happen to be curious because we were all logged out before time, without warning(the 10mins more etc stuff) and exams submitted, i for one still had 18mins left, some others claimed they had at least 25mins left(i wonder why the variation in our times). Thank God I was on the last subject(maths) but unfortunately still on number 36. The officials' excuse was that the time on our systems counts slowly and not like the normal time.

I am confident of at least 75% passes in each of the other 3 subjects and from the maths about a 45% from the little i did but still curious especially when i saw the post of the guy claiming he deserved more than the the 260score he was given.

So, My question is, Has anyone else not received theirs as well?

I can't wait for 3days oooo.


cc: lalasticlala

thanks, it''s really helpful.

your answer is 14 (4+3*2)

08026608817, pls add me up

but i thought a calculator has been installed in the software, though not scientific.

There is no N there jare, unless it's the N in "This is Not a joke" below the Ms

Was there any need for the surgery? Especially that last pic.

emrain:
the best post I've ever read in this romance section.

thumb's up mehn...

Thanks, you are welcome

jemimaa01:
nice write up op...

I bet with all these write ups about premarital sex,alot of minds are changing.

i pray they listen o

falconey:
Op nice write up.

thanks

Blackett:
Why is this directed to ladies only?

cos they fall victim more and are also more affected.

WHAT THOSE WITH SEXUAL EXPLOIT NEVER TOLD YOU

I have seen couples fight, I have witnessed husband and wife live in the same house and yet not talk for weeks. I have seen husband not eat at home for days. I have been fortunate to make peace in few marriages....but what I discover most time is their quarrel don't make sense: she didn't put my food in the warmer after cooking, I have told her not to push the toothpaste from the middle, he didn't help me bath the kids...etc

Intially I was confused because I felt this issues can be sorted amicably. So I began to dig deep by asking more questions, I often realised the real issue is sex but they use other stories as cover up.

My pastor once said, "for every irrational behaviour of your spouse, there is a fundamental hunger"
It may be hunger for sex, food, respect, love, care but there is a hunger!

My discuss is not to the married because that is above my league but to the singles about what the sexual gurus didn't tell you


Since I can't scare you with pregnancy or STD, let me say don't do sex outside marriage because it is a beautiful thing that is worth protecting

Sex is an expression of a desire that has a 'best after wedding night' label. Any other time spoils the honeymoon. Just as you would not give Amala to a new baby, there is a right time attached to sex.

Can we illustrate some of the instances why you shouldn't have sex outside marriage;

INSTANCE 1: you have been dating a guy for a year and you sleep with him, you actually thought you were going to marry him; that is the favourite excuse for why people sleep together before marriage, we were going to get married! Really, at eighteen how likely is it that you marry, even at 27, wait till the ring is actually on your finger.

Whichever way you slept with him, and God help you, he is romantic. The unfortunate thing is that your poor husband is going to have him in competition, in bed with him for the rest of your lives.

You can hardly say to him 'Segun used to touch me here before he did that and he may never do you the way segun did! The tragedy is even if Segun was not romantic, as the first man who introduced your body to its erogenous zones, you are probably going to register his moves as the best in the world. And your poor husband looses.

INSTANCE 2; you didn't actually sleep with anyone but you spent a lot of time being persuaded to, by heavy petting, fingering, smooching, anything that didn't involve full penetration.

Technically you are still a virgin but your poor husband doesn't know your body has been conditioned to respond to two hours of being romanced, smooched and heavy pre-intimacy before you can be ready for him! Of course you are not likely to find sexual satisfaction from your husband because he has already release the 'anointing' while you are warming up.

INSTANCE 3; After escapades with several sexual gurus, you finally go straight and decide to marry this wonderful guy, only to your horror to find he is Mr Limp Dick.

Oh dear! The sad part of that was that, had he been your first and only love, you would never know he had a limp dick, you would have loved him limp dick and all, since you have no experience

What those with sexual exploit history never told you is the effect it has on their marital beds, some women are frigid, others sexually dissatisfied in bed, all because of previous lovers who have been in all their beds. Even men, having been encouraged to sow wild oat all over town, now get married and spend their lives hankering after Funke's bigger boobs or Funmi particular types of moves.

It takes God to get some of those partners out of our beds and to restore pleasure to that matrimonial bed that is crowded with other partners

If you have never had sex, wait! If you are sexually active, give yourself a break till you marry... It will help you.

...culled

ok, here's another one:

A trader has three kinds of birds for sale @ the following quantities and rates:
20 pigeon goes for #1
1 parrot for #1; and
1 peacock for #5 respectively.

if you have to buy 100 birds in total for #100. How many numbers of each bird would you buy?

okay, someone should try this one:

A trader has three kinds of birds for sale @ the following quantities and rates:
20 pigeon goes for #1
1 parrot for #1; and
1 peacock for #5 respectively.
if you have to buy 100 birds in total for #100. How many numbers of each bird would you buy?

18 views and no answer, hmmmn, ...guess it's tougher than i thought.

A trader has three kinds of birds for sale @ the following quantities and rates:

20 pigeons goes for #1
1 parrot for #1; and
1 peacock for #5 respectively.

if you have to buy 100 birds in total for #100. How many numbers of each bird would you buy?

tosinjoe: Informative

thanks

11. Night Sweats:

As the HIV infection develops in the body, flu like symptoms can appear. One of the most annoying and notable symptoms is night sweats. The sufferer may go to bed at a good temperature, but through the night may experience widely ranging body temperatures, going from very cold to very hot quite quickly.
The physical response of the body is to pour sweat to regulate the temperature. The person may wake up soaking wet and have to change their sheets and clothing.


12. Cold Sores:

Cold sores can be a symptom of HIV. Cold sores are caused by the Herpes Simplex virus. It can occur as genital, rectal, or oral herpes.
Anyone can be infected with herpes, regardless of their HIV status. Those who are infected with HIV and have cold sores may suffer from recurrent outbreaks of the herpes virus.


13. None:

The most dangerous symptom of HIV is having none at all. Many of those infected do not know they are. This can be particularly dangerous as the person may continue to have unprotected sex, potentially spreading the disease.
In 2001, it is estimated that less than 1% of the population has been tested for HIV.
In South Africa, it is estimated that over 5 million people are infected. If you think you are at risk for HIV, get tested right away.


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6. Headaches:

One of the first symptoms of the flu related symptoms of HIV is an unrelenting headache. The headaches may develop into chronic debilitating migraines.
Migraines become chronic after affecting a person for 15 or more days per month. 50% of people infected with HIV will experience headaches as a symptom, while 27% will experience chronic migraines.
This is compared to the general population, where only 2% of people suffer from chronic migraines.


7. Weight Loss:

Weight loss in HIV infected individuals is common through the progression of the disease. When first infected, the flu like symptoms can cause nausea, diarrhea, and vomiting. This can cause a temporary loss in weight.
As the illness progresses, weight loss can be caused by a condition called “AIDS wasting”.
The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services categorize a person as having AIDS wasting when they have lost 10% or more of their body weight, and have experienced related weight loss symptoms for a period greater than 30 days.


8. Yeast Infection:

As HIV develops, the infected persons immune system becomes compromised. One of the starting symptoms of a failing immune system is bodily infections. Yeast infections are very common, and they affect more than just women.
The cause of this infection is a fungus called Candida. It can affect the body in different ways, such as vaginal yeast infections, thrush, intestinal infections, and more.
Getting rid of these infections may prove futile until HIV medication is in place.


9. Fatigue:

Fatigue associated with HIV may be the most under-reported symptom. Many people suffer from chronic fatigue but do not realize it is a medical condition.
Chronic fatigue is tiredness that cannot be alleviated with rest. Fatigue is first reported in the flu like symptoms that accompany the early stages of HIV. Once this phase is complete, fatigue may not appear until AIDS develops.


10. Skin Rash:

Skin rash is one of the most common symptoms of HIV. Called the “HIV rash”, this symptom can be seen in approximately 85% of cases. The rash may develop into blisters at the warm moist areas of the body, including genitals and facial regions.
Most rashes develop on the trunk of the body. The appearance of the rash is red bumps that may itch and peel.

Here are 13 of the signs and symptoms that may come with HIV infection:


1. Fever:

If you have practiced unprotected sex, watch out for fevers as a symptom of HIV. Early after being infected by HIV, you may experience flu like symptoms. This can include a low grade fever that does not respond to medication.
You may experience night sweats as a response to the fever. The fever is an inflammatory reaction to the virus entering your blood stream.


2. Sore Throat:

Sore throat may be an early indicator of HIV infection. This may be an early symptom as the body reacts to the viral infection.
It can also occur later in the disease as the infected individuals immune system becomes compromised. Sore throat may be caused by thrush in the mouth or esophagus, and ulcers.
Chronic throat problems should be checked out by your family doctor.


3. Body Pain:

Sore muscles and joint pain are common symptoms of HIV infection that occur in the early flu like phase. This can be caused by the swollen lymph nodes, or from rheumatic illnesses.
Rheumatic disease affects the muscles and joints of the body, causing inflammation. This disease can lead to arthritis, fibromyalgia, and vasculitis.
Some HIV medications can also cause these symptoms.


4. Cough:

A dry, persistent cough can be a long term symptom of HIV infection. This symptom is not typically cured with medications like antibiotics and cough suppressants.
Coughing may be an early symptom as the body reacts to the new virus. It is also a long term symptom caused by the damaged immune system. The cough may develop into pneumonia, which can be a serious symptom with dangerous effects.


5. Swollen Lymph Nodes:

Swollen lymph nodes may be a starting sign of HIV infection. 67% of HIV sufferers may experience some sort of lymph node swelling. This commonly occurs in the neck, under arms, and groin region.
Lymph nodes are distributed all throughout the body so any abnormal swelling could be a symptom. Lymph nodes swell as the immune system is activated and the body fights off infection.