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she truly looks sick

Dont be Ignorant of this, Pls
Read and be informed.

Goldie's Official Cause of death
is DVT, this is some information
on it. meanwhile, i'm only
posting this as an educative
measure.

DVT is DEEP VEIN
THROMBOSIS. Meaning a blood clot in the large veins in the
thighs or the lower legs.

When
for any reasons such clots
break loose, they may travel
to any part of the body such
as the brain, lungs or heart. Where ever they hit, they'll
block off oxygen from getting
through.

If it hits the brain for
example, it will lead to
cerebral ischemia, whereby
brain cells die very quickly and of course, we are facing
massive stroke in such
patients.

Where clinical
intervention is not rapid, death
follows rapidly. When such
clots hit the lungs, we say such patients threw a P/E.
Pulmonary embolism. Lungs
got occluded, starved of
oxygen and oxygenated blood
and of course Death within a
short while.

Same thing for the clot in the heart. This
syndrome is peculiar to older
people, but can hit younger
people too. Those who are
genetically disposed to it,
those who smoke or who are on birth control pills or
estrogen for menopausal
syndrome are susceptible to it.
Also, those who are couch
potato or immobile are prone
to DVT. One candid advise is for long distance travellers to take
81mg of Aspirin before
boarding and to do leg exercise
if they can't move about in the
plane . Aspirin is a blood
thinner. One would rather risk the temporary discomfort of
Ulcer than a DVT. Besides, the
81mg is a baby aspirin. It could
have saved her life. People
should encourage doctors to
do their CBC and Pt/ Ptt and the dimer test to see if they
are prone to this syndrome.



May God rest her soul.

...culled.

its only in naija movies that someone would be shot with a double barreled gun and he would fall and die very slowly as if he is dying of poison.

Hey, u guys should stop criticizing and kicking against this idea. Atleast, let we, the new generation have a taste of what you 'elders' always claim to have enjoyed in the good old days which we have missed. Biko

hi guys,sometime ago, i came across a topic on d front page,its about a math solving application.
I followed d link and downloaded it then and believe me it was very useful, unfortunately, i misplaced my phone and now i've gotten a new one and i need help in getting back d application.
It works like google(u type ur question into a bar,submits and it replies with d solution)

Can any1 help me with d link to d application or d topic?

Any veritable verification of
Prof Sofoluwe rumoured
demise? I am in a state of
metagrabolised melancholia. Prof Sofoluwe's passing is mere
ephemeral recumbent hibernation,
an empyrean paradisiac
rendezvous lies ahead. Heaven is
the terminus.
I condole with the UNILAG
community on the recumb in
quietus of the VC, Prof
Sofoluwe. The clerisy has lost a
solitaire.

my question now is, will d state govt withdraw all the promises made to her after this development?

samtoknow1: There was problem, confusion and rampage in hell whether to welcome Osama or not. Though Satan knew that Osama bin Laden deserve to go to hell, but his fear was about his position as a king of hell. He believed that Osama’s present in hell also mean close rival and could result to coup d’état. He strongly believed that Osama has what it take to take over his position immediately he enters hell. Moreover, Osama has many supporters in hell, especially those that died in suicide bombing. Therefore Satan was convinced that predicting Osama’s next plan when he arrive in hell could be difficult. And taking any chance is dangerous.

“You can see how long it took America with their CIA to get him” he said. Satan remembered his bitter experience when he was in heaven, how he challenged God and attempted to take over as almighty. He always want to be on top, and his is full of pride. If God is not God, he would have succeeded. But God defeated him, pushed him down and humiliated him. That is why he vowed to fight back, he knew he is not going to win just like Al-Qaida vs. America, but he is sure to inflict pain and suffering to many unprepared people. Satan was happy that he has been discharging his duty tirelessly. He had recruited many followers in all part of the world to fight for him, including Osama Bin Ladin. His reward for them is hell. And he never fail on his promise. But now he faced a difficulty about Osama bin Laden. He was aware of Osama’s ability, and he doesn’t want a repeat of what happened between him and God in heaven, to happen in hell between him and Osama. He doesn’t want to lose his position in hell when Osama arrive. Now he have to plan and redirect Osama somewhere. “But where?!” he exclaimed. There is only two places to go when someone die. Heaven or hell.

“Can God accept Osama’s soul?” He asked himself. He wished Osama could go to heaven. This is the first time Satan wants someone to go to heaven, but that’s because his position was at stake.

He called his assistance and also held emergency meeting with other executives in hell to deliberate on this important matter. Finally they all agreed not to grant Osama access in hell anytime he comes. But they failed to finalize where he should go. Definitely not heaven, some believed.

Satan’s assistance suggested that if Satan could play his game well, Osama still have the chance to make heaven and therefore avoid hell. He recited what the Osama’s religion states about a member who died in Jihad. Whether he kills or was killed, there is absolute assurance to heaven. In this case Satan agreed with his assistance that Osama merited heaven and then he planned how he will convince the people of heaven to accept him.

“At least Osama was a devoted and committed servant till death” he concluded.

He wanted to call Jesus and explain to him why he should welcome Osama despite the fact that Osama did not accept Him as personal Lord and savior.

Satan dialed the number many times from hell but no connection. He remembered that there is always no signal and connectivity from hell to heaven. It’s very hard to connect heaven from hell, but very possible and easy to reach hell from heaven. The only place to connect heaven is from earth. So Satan prepared for his journey to earth to make the call. He knew how important it was and time is already running out. He is confident on himself because he has the power and ability to transform himself unnoticed as human being.
Finally he choose Nigeria as the side he will emerge to make the call. There is no confirm reason why he choose Nigeria. Meanwhile, recently he was not happy that Nigeria is getting better in term of good governance. He was also very angry that Nigeria’s election was free and fair compared to the ones they had in the past. Even international observers applauded their performance.

Immediately Satan noticed all these, he caused violence in northern part of the country with hope it will cause war, but he was disappointed. Though he has other operations in Libya, Yemen, Syria and Bahrain among others. And this year alone, he had been very busy causing different types of disasters; In New Zealand, Japan, Spain and America etc. and he was satisfied by his performance. But now he faces a difficult situation of his life staying with Osama in hell. He emerged in Nigeria at about 3am local time. And hence everyone was still asleep, he waited patiently for day break because he went to phone booth. At 5:30 am he located one close to Motor Park and a lady was an attendance. Meanwhile, Satan did not have any money with him at that moment, but he must make the call. He only has hell cheque which could be accepted only in India. He has no option but to make the call. He dialed the number and once it connected and started ringing. An Angel picked the call and sang to the caller and then gave it to Jesus. Satan was not interested to the song, but did not know that it was simply a caller tune.

“Who is on the line” Jesus firmly inquired. The heaven await your call.

“This is Satan, the king of hell” Satan replied.

Jesus was amazed. “What are you doing on earth? I know that’s how you have been going about seeking souls to devour”

“That’s my job” Satan said proudly. And I have been doing my best.

“But I defeated you, and you suppose to be in hell eternally.

“Yes I know, even your father also defeated me. But he did not take away my power. Now I’m gathering soul that will perish with me in hell forever. And I have to do quick before you come back to judge the living and the dead” Satan concluded

“But now why are you calling me” Jesus asked

“Thank you for that question” Satan continued. I know you are the Lord of lords, the King of kings. And any door you open, no one can close, and any door you close, no one can open. I also know that by the mention of your name, every knee shall bow and every thong confess. Most people on earth don’t know how great you are, and how ready you are to help them. They even go looking for power, wealth, and life elsewhere and I give them fake. I am always proud of myself, though I know that I get nothing. I refuse to ask for pardon because i’m consumed by pride. I seek desperately to be on top and control power. I am always Satan and I will refuse to change. But I would like to ask you for a favour now. Please help me.

“Help you?! Jesus repeated in surprise.

“Yes, you must help me” Satan said confidently. I know you heard the latest news from earth.

“What is that”? Jesus inquired.

“Don’t you hear about the death of Osama bin Laden, the leader of Al-Qaida?

“I know you must be happy with that, continued Jesus. You are glad that he did not repent until death. And you must be satisfied that you are getting more souls.

“No! Exclaimed Satan. I reject him because of my position in hell. Osama was known all over the world as the greatest terrorist, the most wanted man, and the leader of the most dangerous group on earth. Even till death, his impact was felt all over the world. America had spent trillions of dollars to fight him, and that affected their employment rate. The life of an average American was adversely affected, and still the fight was far from over. Osama had won many battles on earth including the one he fought against Soviet Union. Most people from his religion see him as a hero. For this reasons, I became afraid to allow him in hell because he may take over my position and relegate me as the king of hell. And if this happen, where would I go. I cannot live and see someone take over hell. Over my dead body. He concluded.

“But you are the one that trained him”. Jesus said. You are the one that also influence his actions. Why can’t you accept him as your devoted servant?

“Yes I trained him, and I gave him instructions, but sometimes he will even do the worst. If he comes to hell, certainly, it’s likely he will take over my position. Now I’m begging you, accept his soul. I don’t want him in hell. Forgive him for he does not know what he was doing”.

“I will not accept him because he did not accept me as his personal lord and savior. Jesus added. By the way, why should you be afraid of him?

“Even Americans were afraid”. Satan cuts in. That is why they killed him, though he was unarmed, and refuse to show his photo.

Look, I had made that king of mistake in the past when I challenged your father. I was once a handsome Angel, but look at me now, as ugly and black like charcoal. If I lose another fight, how would I look like? Please just accept him in heaven because even his religion believes that such person who died in such a way would inherit heaven. Please don’t disappoint him.

“The fact is that we never welcome such people here” Jesus said. We only accept those that fight and died because of peace, and also anyone that die because of me.

Finally Satan was disappointed, disorganized and confused. The call lasted over 5 hours and now he was not successful. He knew that Osama would first of all go and seek access to heaven, and when he would be rejected, he will then face one option. Hell. He have to rush back to hell to tighten the access.

The phone booth attendance asked for payment after she calculated the amount. She thought she was dealing with her fellow human being. But Satan raged on her.

“Don’t you see that my call was not successful?!” Satan roared

“I don’t care” She replied. This is my business. You have to pay.

“Do you know who you are talking to? I am Lucifer, the king of hell.

“No matter who you are, you must pay”. She insisted.

“I would have dealt with you now, but I don’t have much time. I have to go back to hell. Satan disappeared.

It was at this point she realized she was dealing with the most powerful spirit in the kingdom of darkness. She ran to the nearest police station for cover.

Hence she was working for somebody. She explained to her employer, Mr. GY the cause of shortage. She told him that it was Satan and he called Jesus but refuse to pay. GY did not believe her but wanted to confirm. He called the last number from the dialed list and Jesus picked the call.

“Are you Jesus the one Satan called today with this line?” GY asked.

“Yes, I am Jesus the son of the living God and who ever believe in me shall go to the father. I hope Satan did not hurt you?

“No. continued GY. But he did not pay for his call and now I am losing” GY lamented.

“Don’t worry, Jesus continued. If you believe, I will multiply your wealth by thousand fold.

“Yes I believe” GY confirmed eagerly. And instantly he became extremely rich. But because he was greedy, he sent another employer to the phone booth and instructed her to allow Satan free call any time he comes. The name GY means GreedY.


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Open to the cool me samtoknow chapter 1 vs. 1-end

i don't understand this joke

when the two of you are trying to seperate a fighting couple. You're on the man's side while she's supporting the woman.

Or when she's pointing a gun at your head after she's caught you cheating.

semo and gala,mamamia
But this is still my best:

xynerise:
After death na burial na.  

So with this intense arguement,this is what u hv 2 contribute.

A team consists of 22 players, each of them are able to play in midfield,defence and attack.

the number of players who can play in the midfield only is twice the number of those who can play in attack and midfield and two more than the number who can play in attack only.
The number of players who can play in defence and midfield is twice the number that can play in midfield and attack, while the number who can play in defence only is the same as the number who can play in only.
If all the players who can defend and attack can also play in midfield and 14 can play in only one position. Find the number of players who can play in
1. All the three positions
2. Attack
3. Attack and defence
4.defence and midfield
5.defence or attack
6.midfield and attack but not defence.

pls who can help me interprete this, i would solve the answers myself.

Lucario007:
[s]dat u should get unclad and dance pakuromo in front of me?[/s] of course not!

Oh my God what!

swtchicgurl:
no. why d concern?

U yawned, my dear.

swtchicgurl:
*yawns*

R u feeling sleepy or hungry?

post, u all will not, but like to criticize.

u all have no sense of humour. As una don tey 4 here reach, una still dey find who go interprete this kind joke 4 una. Mtcheew
Even my 12yrs old cousin laughed on hearing this joke. Oshi

they've helped me on so many occassions
, to cross a busy road.