Samguine:

You didn't miss me?

traecey:
welcm bk young lady nd happy new year...lets try nd mke dis hus lively as it used to b na

derrick333:
Dats my hobby,but nt while trkin in str,mayb dat guy NA nanny

AgapeCharis:
1. Some guys will be eating chicken for d first time this year. Others will be eating for the 2dn time. They ate their first January 1st

2. Some guys will taste an alcoholic drink for the first time today. Oftentimes its a very chilled beer that breaks the jinx

3. Some ladies will be deflowered today. It's a very sad thing but it's true. Some have been deflowered already and some are been deflowered even now

4. Some guys will be learning to smoke today. Yeea! It starts with going to a club n everyone is looking hot n dey all gat the stick in their hands n u wouldn't want to feel like a dulling guy,,,,,I've taken a packet down already

5. Some will cry n wear a dull face all through today. Dt child the parents didn't buy any dress for fall under this category

6. Today will be d first day some guys are going to be so drunk dt dey will be joyfully yelling out some things dt was supposed to be a secret

7. Some kids will be making cool cash today

8. Some guys will sleep today to d extent their relatives will have to confirm if they have crossed over to d other world Some will spend theirs watching films all through

9. Many phones/tablets will be missing today

10. Some will reunite with old friends today


Feel free to add urs

Adeoba10:
Dia mentality.... u cough while eating na spiritual, arsenal score b4 Monaco na spiritual mtcheeeewww.
Back to d topic.... Op, wen was d last time u had s.ex, if dat has bn a long tym try to call ur partner n recharge yasef, Or maybe u v bn tinking of s.ex day n nyt... just keep ur mind away from it till u mt yah partner.... Bros, na normal tyn.

0700Jesse:
Pls who made this post? I hope its not a nigerian cuz you didnt mention the witches that will visit you to confirm if their juju finally killed you.

Edwardhead:
celebrant or celebrator?

which is preferable to use?

Evina:
I like this title. It is so refreshing to see a thread about females that doesn't have something about "Nigerian girls" as a title.

DrPhilABd: Hey, whr ve u been?

DrPhilABd: Dt reminds Me, anybody don see Darkchocolate or una nor rememba d babe?

Afam4eva:
Which crowd? Should we even be praying for a massive turnout?

olashas: Hi guys .

A friend of mine who recently concluded his studies in the United states wants to serve in Nigeria. He applied online and has sent numerous mails to the email address on the nysc website with no feedback .

Is there another way to go about this? . Dude hopes to serve with the batch A peeps in February.

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yokiti:

Hurray!!! My lady is back powerfully. To be candid, I will be lying if I say I didnt miss you and others that the 3 weeks orientation has limited your activity online (I ghost moded as a result of this on your B14 thread). To God be the glory that that has gone in the ways of its forefather. How was the orientation, the camp and its faclities, your co- corpers and the officials? Hope you had the best of it? Please, have a deserved rest before returning to your PPA for the second phase of your service year. Do have a glorious and fulfilling service year ahead. How is our Smeeky and Samguine, Meeky, Ojestas, Traecey, Rationalmind, Macuwon, Sowl, ajasa4link, jimwalex and all his other abusite, Buksich, adedeji, Skateboard and others; have you heard from them? Its good to hear from you again. Shalom omalicha nwa!

Mannylex:


Uhm so the OBS thingy doesn't really work





Have no fear; Mannylex is here

prixxy7: babe xup dint know U̶̲̥̅̊ ar among d stream 1 peeps. Anyway A̶̲̥̅♏ in ƒø̲̣̣я̅ stream 2 lagos. Pls how ȋ̝̊̅§ d female hostel? How expensive ȋ̝̊̅§ d mammi market? How much did U̶̲̥̅̊ slimfit ur khaki? How ȋ̝̊̅§ d food been served? And wat documents PRECISELY did D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ require from U̶̲̥̅̊ guys? And above all, α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ you having fun?

Valentinooo: nice one there, hope you are enjoying your stay in camp? I've really missed you o

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*in Yaw's voice* Tans ah bunch!

Jbluv55: I doubt if I still remember how to do this so if I'm not doing right then in Bryan Adam's voice "Please forgive me". I have been trying to avoid having to be the one to reopen 'The Bar' on Forum Games but it seems the crimes I'm committing if I choose not to reopen it have already outweighed the ones I felt I would be committing in reopening it. To those whose hearts I might have broken one way or the other I ask that you give me a chance to mend them. To those who have been watching my back I give to each a big hug and say THANKS. My Oga please note.

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Welcome back!

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How much dem dey use shape cloth?
Are we to photocopy call-up letter?
How is †ђξ food on a scale of 1-10?
How expensive is †ђξ maami generally on a scale of 1-10?
Generally how are †ђξ army men on a scale of 1-7? Friendly or super-strict? Super-friendly is 7, super strictly is 1. Moderately friendly(6) or mildly-friendly(5) neutral (4)

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Houseofglam7: Pay a stripper to give him a lap dance, and then shoot him for getting an erection.

chinziaski: A woman does not need to tell her man she loves him. A man reads actions more than words and he his a physical being. These are the few thing women need to do to show their men they love their men. 1. "Caringly" ask about his wellbeing. 2. Cook a good meal for him when he's hungry. 3. When he is angry, don't shout back. Just listen. 4. Thrill him with little stuffs, like surprises. 5. Always show him you enjoy his company especially his jokes. 6. Give him good and emotional sex. 7. Give him advice and see it as "our" problem and not his problem. 8. Don't nag. 9. Don't pester him about money. 10. Always look your natural best whenever you're with him and ask him if he likes your outfit. 11. Let him see you as family person and not an outsider. 12. Praise him when he achieves a feat and console him when he's down. 13. Learn to know that he's a man and give him freedom and breathing space. 14. Scold him when he's wrong and give him corrections. 15. Give him a cute child.

danchuzzy:

what r u?

DanielBlanc: Am all ears! But to really fink of it just be you and treat her like a queen if she doesn't notice u, then leave her she might notice wat she is missing

icebebe: smh.God will nt allow u catch Ebola

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