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Romance › Re: Igbo Man Marries Chinese Lady (Traditional Wedding Pics, Video) by darkelf: 6:19pm On Jun 03, 2019
tundeontop:
Good one from that man, Igbo girls are not marryable ,they always behave like a hungry goat.NO MANNERS!


If u quote me wrongly you'll die before your time
Egbon, calm down die. Sogbo

Na was o. grin cheesy
Romance › Re: "Dear Men, If You Have Hustled So Hard And No Money, Get Married"- Nigerian Lady by darkelf: 4:33pm On Jun 03, 2019
Lovelyn451:
Hmm...it true o, like all the men I know got big after marriage, [b]even the ones I used to call by their names when they were bachelors, I started calling them Broda and sir cos they're now rich ;[/b]D
Very honest girl. grin cheesy
Romance › Re: "Dear Men, If You Have Hustled So Hard And No Money, Get Married"- Nigerian Lady by darkelf: 4:30pm On Jun 03, 2019
WisdomFlakes:
Well, some people actually believe that marriage can bring 'goodluck'. undecided
It beats me too

huh
Romance › Re: "Dear Men, If You Have Hustled So Hard And No Money, Get Married"- Nigerian Lady by darkelf: 4:29pm On Jun 03, 2019
SageMK:
Nonsense.

Getting married should be the last thing on a broke man's bucket list. I don't see the logic behind adding a burden to what is already a troubled life. You'll both drown.

This shìt about her holding the key to success is lies. Nobody holds the key to your success. It's in your hands.
WORD
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by darkelf: 2:54pm On Jun 03, 2019
Oasis007:
grin grin grin

Someone that has not kicked Ball once for the Team is rated as the next big Revelation after Gala?!

Wonder shall never End on this Thread.
You've not seen anything yet.

grin cheesy
Sports › Re: Thousands Of Liverpool Fans Line Streets For Heroes 'Homecoming Parade by darkelf: 12:39pm On Jun 03, 2019
YoungLionken:
Don't mind that idiot, he thought all that glitters was gold.
The guy feels so much unabashed regret now

But I don't feel sorry for him

#YNWA
Sports › Re: Thousands Of Liverpool Fans Line Streets For Heroes 'Homecoming Parade by darkelf: 12:38pm On Jun 03, 2019
enemmo:
New meme alert
As in ehn.

I think say na only me see am
Family › Re: How Can I Handle This Issue With The Wife Of My Boss? by darkelf: 12:01am On Jun 03, 2019
DREagon:
Don't say sh*t my brother
They no dey put mouth for husband and wife matter, because you no go dey for under their bed to defend yourself when them go dey settle the matter,
Just play the mute game, dey watch dem like film.
Gbam!!!!!!
Family › Re: How Can I Handle This Issue With The Wife Of My Boss? by darkelf: 11:59pm On Jun 02, 2019
patani:
I think you should tell the boss what his wife is doing. Otherwise, you will be the biggest looser in the game she is trying to play
Wrong move bro. BIG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When they finally settle, he will be viewed as trying to cause problem in their home ab-initio and the big stick will be wielded (SACK)

He should try any means possible to reduce contact with the both of them or request transfer to another unit
Sports › Re: Liverpool Players Having Fun With Trophy On Their Flight Back From Madrid (pics) by darkelf: 11:55pm On Jun 02, 2019
I sense serious beef between Mane and Salah.

Klopp has to manage this ASAP before it costs the team big time. It cost us the premier league.

And it nearly cost us yesterday. They even refuse to pass to each other many times when one of them is open.

It is not easy managing the egos of big players but Klopp has to do so now or sell one of them cos it seems two kings cannot reign peacefully in one Kingdom
Sports › Re: Liverpool Players Having Fun With Trophy On Their Flight Back From Madrid (pics) by darkelf: 11:51pm On Jun 02, 2019
Hardebayo:
One lesson I learnt from the manager of Liverpool Jungen Kloop is that don't keep an unhappy player. I don't know what will be going through Couthino's mind since yesterday.
Serious Regret and sifia pain

Patience is truly a virtue
Sports › Re: Liverpool Players Having Fun With Trophy On Their Flight Back From Madrid (pics) by darkelf: 11:49pm On Jun 02, 2019
jacobnel:
Woman united supporter...we have been playing beautiful football in the final and win nothing ..abeg go and shit down we are the Current European Champions...take it or leave it.....we are Liverpool
Don't mind them Jare

If we had played beautiful football and lost, we would have been trolled as not having a winning mentality

#YNWA
Sports › Re: Liverpool Players Having Fun With Trophy On Their Flight Back From Madrid (pics) by darkelf: 11:47pm On Jun 02, 2019
Raydos:
I swear, Barca is a very useless club, even worse than arsenalhuh
Guy calm down na.

E never reach this one na

#YNWA
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by darkelf: 10:07pm On Jun 02, 2019
mostob:
throwback... almost a year ago... upon all these preparations... o mehn
I hope we have learnt from it

Don't be mesmerized about fashion and social media theatrics but by performance on the pitch of play
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Cautions Pastor Kumuyi: Let Nigerians Express Their Views by darkelf: 9:55pm On Jun 02, 2019
reyscrub:
Oh, it pains you. Bros na on social media you dey oh ok, su no reach here plis. Maintain level and hit ground smooth sogbo.
No I am not pained. You seem to be the one emotionally invested in defending a man. But you still haven't answered the pertinent question. Is that what you were taught in Church as a christian? To roll in the mud with every Tom, Dick and Harry?
Politics › Re: New Cabinet List: Fashola, Hameed, Adamu Jostle For Buhari’s Cos Office by darkelf: 9:52pm On Jun 02, 2019
Trueigbo:
Cant we get technocrats to be ministers.must it be ministers that failed as governors.

We must go beyond using ministerial slot to settle politicians
I was wondering when someone would point this out

We keep on recycling these same failed politicians/leaders and settle them with sensitive posts.

No new names, no fresh Ideas, nothing.

And Nigerians seem to have collective insomnia. Why some people think Aregbesola as a minister is a good development beats me. Someone that notoriously owed workers salary.

Our future is in our hands. God has done his part but it seems the average Nigerian has been programmed to self-destruct
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Cautions Pastor Kumuyi: Let Nigerians Express Their Views by darkelf: 9:46pm On Jun 02, 2019
wealth123:
You were there when he collected his own share? You call him a crook pastor? What crooked thing did he do? Just for preaching from the Bible? You better repent or you face the wrath of God. That man is not one of those fake pastors you can just talk about anyhow without repercussion.
Ok......

cheesy grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Cautions Pastor Kumuyi: Let Nigerians Express Their Views by darkelf: 9:45pm On Jun 02, 2019
reyscrub:
And your people are a UFO ok, Bleep you bug
Is this what your GO. taught you?
Christianity Etc › Re: Kumuyi: "Stop Attacking President Buhari, It's Ungodly" by darkelf: 9:43pm On Jun 02, 2019
Guyman02:
I respect Pastor Kumuyi so much and would have agreed with him totally under normal circumstances.

Constructive criticism is welcome but Buhari is different, he is tyrant that's why Nigerians abuse him.
There is an Igbo proverb that says 'if the idol becomes too stubborn the native doctor will show it the tree from which it was carved out from' grin grin
Never could have been said better
Christianity Etc › Re: Kumuyi: "Stop Attacking President Buhari, It's Ungodly" by darkelf: 9:42pm On Jun 02, 2019
emmasege:
I respect the Grace and calling of God upon your life, Papa Kumuyi. And I really you would really not ask us not to criticize the president when he errs.

I stand to be corrected. In Biblical days, prophets criticised Kings both in private and in public, if and when necessary. Prophet Samuel openly told King Saul that God had rejected him and given the kingdom to his neighbor.

King Ahab was also chided by Prophet Elijah. John the Baptist criticised/attacked King Herod. Examples abound in the scripture on how pastors or prophets criticised Kings. So, I do not subscribe to keeping quiet when our fundamental human rights are being trampled upon, and bad governance is the order of the day.
WORD bro

I am glad more xtians are beginning to know the word for themselves
Education › Re: 20 Rarely Used English Words That We Need To Know by darkelf: 7:49pm On Jun 02, 2019
SweetCunt97:
Spare us. Even oyibo no dey use all this gibberish.


Never seen any of these words in any novels I've read.
Some are outdated English, that's why

Still a learning opportunity for thee
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by darkelf: 6:27pm On Jun 02, 2019
forgiveness:
So, Klitchko never went down at his peak? Keep lying through your teeth.
The guy should just visit boxrec
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by darkelf: 6:26pm On Jun 02, 2019
andrew444:
Lol ,so because liverpool win champions league make i no sleep?

What can be worst then the 4-0 liverpool win against barca?
Andrew my guy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by darkelf: 1:06pm On Jun 02, 2019
tbaba1234:
Good news, another player to look out for
He scored just twice in 19 games. For a forward, that's very poor tbh. Nigerian or not Nigerian
Sports › Re: Liverpool Players Put Coach On Their Shoulder And Dragged To Celebrate With Fans by darkelf: 12:50pm On Jun 02, 2019
Lalas247:
I just saw Karius comment ... We thank God Sha that bastardx would have messed d whole thing up... Alison kiss
As in ehn, Karius and Klavan made me jittery anytime the ball was in our 18 yard box with their childish defense.

The next person that should be shown the door is Lovren. He has really outlived his usefulness
Sports › Re: Liverpool Players Put Coach On Their Shoulder And Dragged To Celebrate With Fans by darkelf: 12:47pm On Jun 02, 2019
Akaujaa:
We didn't play nonsense bro. We were only tactical in our approach to the game. We were one goal up, putting the pressure on Spurs to press for the equaliser. Tactically, we had to wait for them defensively while waiting for the opportunity to counter their attack and it paid off, leading to the second goal. Klopp is a good coach. If Barcelona had applied our tactical approach in their game against us at Anfield in the second leg, we wouldn't have defeated them 4-0 but they lost scandalously because from the onset, they were desperate like us to score more even though they were 3-0 up. That was a bad approach from their coach. So, I think Klopp learnt from that experience and decided not to play the usual football Liverpool are known for, knowing that all he wanted was just the trophy and not "good football" per say. It paid off and we are all happy.
You have said it all.

Imagine them saying trash. Had we lost yesterday playing beautiful football, the same haters would have tagged klopp as a coach with no winning mentality
Sports › Re: Liverpool Players Put Coach On Their Shoulder And Dragged To Celebrate With Fans by darkelf: 12:44pm On Jun 02, 2019
Lalas247:
Na wa o hate is real
Erm we have Championship.. repeat after me Championship
Who dafuq cares about Carling cup .. undecided
Why not channel this hate to Wasted Arsenal...
As in ehn...

Na Arsenal fans wey no win anything dey wail ooo
Sports › Re: Liverpool Players Put Coach On Their Shoulder And Dragged To Celebrate With Fans by darkelf: 12:43pm On Jun 02, 2019
kingkuntaval:
Sack Klopp? And bring who? Klopp has been Liverpool's coach in recent memory.
Abeg help me with your weed man number.
I think he also needs to help you with his codeine dealer.

It seems he is high on both
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by darkelf: 12:35pm On Jun 02, 2019
andrew444:
Lol
Andy boy.

Nwoke'm, how was your night?

Hope you slept well?

grin cheesy
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by darkelf: 12:33pm On Jun 02, 2019
tbaba1234:
AJ has fought better fighters than any other name in the division.

Klitchko was koed multiple times, cold!!
Tyson and Lewis too, out cold

AJ was on his feet when the fight was stopped.

AJ does not have a glass chin.. If you say, he does then the other fighters above also do.
True that. Glass chin ke... AJ wey I dey follow well.

Amir Khan...now that's a glass chin for you
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by darkelf: 12:32pm On Jun 02, 2019
Curtisaxel7:
Can somebody please rename this group "The Nigerian boxing fans thread" already?
I will

cheesy grin
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by darkelf: 12:31pm On Jun 02, 2019
Barryseal:
The problem is that Joshua haven't proved to the best in this limited era. Maybe you have been reading alot of daily mail and some of the yellow pages of the British press to believe AJ ranks high among the greats when he hasn't proved a thing.
[b]He was hyped up to be better than Mohammed Ali at a point. [/b]Psst
Even I as an AJ fan know that's just premium bullshit

AJ beat Parker, beat that noisy britih dark dude (forgot his name now)... beat Takam, beat Povetkin who had lost just once before AJ.

Although, he's not half as good as Ali or even 5'11 tyson, he is not overrated. The overrated one is wilder and the only way to prove it is for AJ to defeat wilder by nothing less than a Unanimous decision.

AJ fuccked up with his rookie mistake and allowed all the talk of wilder this....fury that....get into his mindset. This was what the American Media wanted ...for him to be distracted. He didn't focus on this fight and prolly didn't prepare enough for it.

But no qualms, he'll be back as a better fighter and hopefully has learnt from it. I want a rematch so badly on his behalf. Let them set it up in at least 4-5 months

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