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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Proprietor, Students of Yahoo Yahoo School (photos) by Darkkarma: 3:21pm On May 28, 2019
cheesy
Crime / Re: Maid Steals Her Madam's Pants, Hide Them Under Her Pant & Gets Caught by Darkkarma: 5:44pm On May 27, 2019
undecided Why is this on front page?

OgogoroFreak:
She go dey interesting to fvck. Enough meat grin

Niyiboi:
lol. Very meaty babe.

naijapips04:
Omoh see fresh bobby

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Travel / Re: Inside Turkey's Half A £billion "Flying Mansion" Plane Gift From Qatari's Ruler by Darkkarma: 2:53pm On Oct 09, 2018
Sgbate:
#238B airmansion gifted for free,like seriously we are not talking abuh an ijakpa buh a fully fuctional air palace dashed out, god please baff us wit blessin water too .

God don already baff us with blessing water tey tey!!

Pray make im baff us with sense

Crime / Re: Young Fuel Attendant Abscond’s With Manager's N1.5million In Delta. Photos by Darkkarma: 2:54pm On Sep 28, 2018
NisforNicky:


i no want take the same step wey i take LAST YEAR wey no work 4 mi.. cheesy

This year I want to buy motor
This year I want to buy house
This year I dey pray make oluwa no pass me by
Cos I prace for grace my G
It’s not written that you will find or you seek
But you never find that which you do not seek cheesy

His birthday comes up on November, my Nigga wants to be on soft, by fire by force grin
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Using Cutlass To Obtain Sex From Ladies by Darkkarma: 9:44am On Sep 25, 2018
That same machete should be used to castrate the pig

Ѕhit
Business / Re: Two Men Pose With The Money They Are About To Cash Out At The ATM by Darkkarma: 9:37am On Sep 25, 2018
Guy, why is this on front-page??, what is happening here sef undecided

Test

fuсk
Celebrities / Re: Stella Dimokokorkus Blasts Linda Ikeji, Says She's Lying To Nigerians by Darkkarma: 3:38pm On Sep 21, 2018
Battle of the hoes undecided
Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko Bans Beard, Afro Hair And Trousers, Students Reacts by Darkkarma: 11:04pm On Oct 28, 2017
bishopkay:

I'd even help him quote you. Talking nonsense and you think you are the "adult" abi!?
People like you are the reason the black race is backwards! Such very irritating mode of reasoning!

If Na by not carrying hair and not putting on trousers nai dey make people responsible and brilliant, why have the foolish lecturers there not invented something. The only thing the fools know how to do is plagiarise people's works and force it on students to buy at very exorbitant rates.
I thank God I'm no longer an undergraduate because lecturer wen for dare slap me ehn, I For give am back and fück the school! Bunch of foolish demented pigs.

I just dare you to try quote me and talk rubbish. I no mind ehn I go collect ban for ur sake!

Funny how he keeps calling everyone else a 'KID', sounds like he has low self esteem issues and is trying to force his opinion on others, SMH

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Business / Re: Lady Flaunts Money She Withdrew From ATM, Says "I'm A Money Spender" (Pics) by Darkkarma: 4:32pm On Oct 20, 2017
So, what value does this post add to the life of an average reader?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Throwback Thursday: Post Your Throwback Pictures Here by Darkkarma: 10:48pm On Oct 19, 2017
MaritzaNL:
I know you are lying but continue.
Time travel is real! Lol
Romance / Re: Check Out Dis Trending Online Picture.... Can U Guess Right ?? by Darkkarma: 10:06am On May 19, 2017
neoapocalypse:



I can bet my last dime that "she's" a guy
Lol, It's a troll's account, leave it alone
Romance / Re: Check Out Dis Trending Online Picture.... Can U Guess Right ?? by Darkkarma: 9:33am On May 19, 2017
PeggySandas:



Are you alright? undecided
Lol, I'm not going to have an E-battle with you, bye-bye, have a nice day man/lady.
Romance / Re: Check Out Dis Trending Online Picture.... Can U Guess Right ?? by Darkkarma: 9:28am On May 19, 2017
PeggySandas:



I know you want to fucck me, but guess what? Your dick ain't entering my vagina.

Remain pained. tongue grin cheesy
Lol, you're just too crude and aggressive
Romance / Re: Check Out Dis Trending Online Picture.... Can U Guess Right ?? by Darkkarma: 9:27am On May 19, 2017
neoapocalypse:



I know the meaning of insipid my brother and I'm not saying she's wrong , but I'll implore you to look at her other statements. Her sentence structure and syntaxes , do me the favour and just check up all are responses on this thread , she is a dunderhead. She most probably checked up the word before posting.
Lol maybe, she's just very aggressive
Romance / Re: Check Out Dis Trending Online Picture.... Can U Guess Right ?? by Darkkarma: 6:18am On May 19, 2017
neoapocalypse:



Hahahahaha anufia! ewu Gambia



do you even know what insipid is , hahahahaha , abeg no kill me with laughter.

Peggysandas is actually correct.

2. adjective
If you describe someone or something as insipid, you mean they are dull and boring.
[disapproval]
On the surface she seemed meek, rather insipid.
Family / Re: UNIZIK Graduate Vows To Commit Suicide, Apologizes To His Mom by Darkkarma: 3:54pm On May 10, 2017
He might actually be in need of help and support.
Though 80% of people who announce/threaten suicides do not go through with it.

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Romance / Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Darkkarma: 11:44am On May 09, 2017
StevensJojo:


Please dont listen to people encouraging you to sleep with her.They have no insight to life.
If she were an ordinary 41 year old i wouldn't care less but you said she claims to be a prophetess.You better run! RUN RUN RUN.Let the heels of your shoes behitting the back of your head as you run.Run o! Hmmm!
Prophetess that wants to smash a 26 year old can only mean one thing-she is diabolical. You know earth hath no fury than a woman scorned.Dont give her an opportunity for her to use your destiny to charge that her phone.
A word..
praisekeyzz
Exactly what I mean.
Romance / Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Darkkarma: 11:43am On May 09, 2017
praisekeyzz:
she's damn 41! A 19yrs old daugher in UNI
And a prophetess.. I know, it sounds superstitious, but i thought about it to, don't let your schlong think for you.
Romance / Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Darkkarma: 8:35am On May 09, 2017
BiggyB242:
Ritualist stay clear bro
praisekeyzz
If this your story is true, you'd better consider this

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Health / Re: Die Hard Survivor: Baby Clutches Unto The IUD Planted To Prevent His Conception by Darkkarma: 11:37am On May 06, 2017
nicko28:
This what I read somewhere to. A warning to women with IUDs

r/nosleep
A Warning To Women With IUDs
u/iia
I’m a doctor working in Hong Kong. I don’t want to cause any undue alarm, but after what I’ve seen here, I think it’s important to say something. From what we can tell, contaminated IUDs, manufactured in India, have been shipped overseas. Most went to India and China, but a few thousand ended up in the US and Europe as well.

To begin with, these IUDs have a very high failure rate. They were cheaply manufactured and the copper core is easily fragmented. This means the device’s effectiveness drops from above 99% to as low as 60%, depending on the level of damage.

For those who don’t know, becoming pregnant while an IUD is still inserted is highly dangerous to both the fetus and the mother. If you believe you’ve become pregnant while implanted with an IUD, see your doctor immediately. Your life may be at stake.

There’s something else about these IUDs, too. Something I wouldn’t have believed if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes.

A few nights ago, there were two pregnant women from the same village brought to the hospital. They were experiencing severe pain and bloating. The initial exams showed they had both been fitted with IUDs and were in their early first trimesters. What shocked us was what we saw on the sonograms.

The fetuses were dramatically larger than they should have been at the first trimester. They were also hideously deformed. It was hard to make out details, but the heads appeared to be hydrocephalic and the hands and legs were equally swollen. Further, they moved swiftly and abruptly, causing enormous pain for the poor mothers.

It took some time to get the medical records for both women, but when we did, it turned out they had the same type of IUDs. Someone on our team worked on contacting the manufacturer while the rest of us tended to the women.

One was worse off than the other. Shortly after being admitted, she began producing a foamy, yellow discharge that was quite noxious and corrosive both to her skin and the bedding. In normal circumstances, such complications would lead to an automatic D&C, but considering the size of the fetus, a Cesarean was performed.

I was not on the team who performed the Cesarean, but I saw the aftermath. I heard it.

I still hear it.

The mother died during the procedure. It turned out the discharge was the amniotic fluid mixed the corrosive residue of the IUD as it decayed. In any other situation, this would have killed the fetus as well. But this is not an ordinary fetus.

Right now, as I type this, the second woman has been sedated. I think it’s for the best. When she began hearing the hideous, keening howls which as of this moment still echo throughout the hallways of this hospital, she realized immediately she had something similar inside her. She was stopped before she could throw herself down the stairs.

The deformed infant, which grows larger by the day inside the now-otherwise-vacant NICU, confounded every expert in both our hospital, as well as the specialists who have been brought in to see it. Confounded, that was, until today.

Today we received information about the manufacturers of the IUDs. Then it all made terrible, terrible sense.

To the women who are reading this, if your IUD was manufactured between 2010 and 2016, seek help. If you’ve experienced an inordinate amount of bleeding immediately after the insertion of your IUD, seek help. If you’ve experienced any unusual discharge at any time following the insertion of your IUD, seek help. All these may be signs that you have one of the contaminated devices. The earliest ones are just beginning to break down. It’s all starting.

After Lin got off the phone with someone who knew about the manufacturer, she told me what she’d learned. All I could do was stare in disbelief.

The manufacturer of those IUDs was shut down late last year by the Indian government for environmental contamination. When their medical device business had slowed, they began accepting raw materials from unregulated, uninspected, and unlicensed sources. Sources that disposed of chemical waste. Sources that disposed of nuclear waste. Yes, you heard me right.

These IUDs contain recycled heavy metals and nuclear isotopes.

I can still hear the mutated fetus screaming with such intense power that I fear our windows will shatter. Even now, I see the belly of the other woman seething with something terrible inside. It wants to get out. And I know these aren’t the only two.

Please, if you feel you may have been affected, seek help.

Excuse me, but this is actually a fictitious story, it's not real, no sleep/ on Reddit is a forum where people post UNREAL horror stories, this is untrue. Yes IUDS are not much good, but not THIS bad.


https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/69g2pm/a_warning_to_women_with_iuds/
Link to the story on Reddit

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Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Darkkarma: 1:30pm On Feb 09, 2017
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Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Darkkarma: 1:09pm On Feb 09, 2017
djlaqua91:



Hi, what niche are you in?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Darkkarma: 4:33am On Feb 09, 2017
Beemhan:
Level 2...biiiiaaatch! After 4months, fiverr finally hits me with the badge. My gratitude goes out to everyone on this thread who have contributed immensely to the lives of so many people here and made us believe that we can make good money online. Beatzone, venzal, Louie3, Khassy and many others too numerous to mention, Oshe to una
Congratulations, what's your niche?
Webmasters / Re: Total Cost In Creating A Blog by Darkkarma: 9:10am On Feb 08, 2017
nmreports:
Cost ke?
Cost nothing...
Just the internet subscription.. laptop, interest and time.
All other resources you may need is on Google.

You may now start spendinf money when you want paid hosting, professional template, or domain etc

Here is mine www.HRtechnique.com and I only bought the domain name around 2k from namecheap.

Thatzall
Can you help me purchase one too?
I'll pay you
Politics / Re: Wait For Four Years Before Judging Us- Amaechi by Darkkarma: 8:12am On Feb 07, 2017
blackaxe78:
The Lion of Ubima has spoken!

It's will be inconsiderate for any man to judge this administration in such a short period considering the damage that has been done.


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Business / Re: How I Made N317, 000 In A Week With Affiliate Marketing. Diy by Darkkarma: 10:40pm On Feb 05, 2017
importexpert:


bank name to use is barclays bank, banking country is uk and payeename is your name.
Im still confused, will this account be valid or its just for the registration?
And the payee name will be my bank account name or just my real name
Business / Re: How I Made N317, 000 In A Week With Affiliate Marketing. Diy by Darkkarma: 4:45pm On Feb 05, 2017
importexpert:


bank name to use is barclays bank, banking country is uk and payeename is your name.
Hmm, won't they try to confirm that?
Car Talk / Re: Land Rover Is Rebuilding 1970s Range Rovers For The Wealthy (photos) by Darkkarma: 6:20pm On Feb 04, 2017
curvilicious:
Too ugly for my hard earned money

I no kuku get money to waste
It's not about the looks, there's something about a classic car, only a few can appreciate it.
Just as a few gamers who will appreciate a "Gameboy" no matter how revised or modified it gets.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Publicly Declare My Love For Him And It Is Not Bcoz Of His #18M by Darkkarma: 6:18pm On Feb 04, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
Sure he was caught? Or was he trolling in the 1st place?
If he wanted to scam there are plenty people who would fall victim to him as evident by MMM
All he need do is advertise his business outside romanceland

But he didn't .....Because he was doing what he does and that's catch fun by trolling Nairaland,romanceland in particular


And u..... u took it too seriously. Just like u are this debate. Period.

Its clear from our discussion just who is pained and can't handle a discussion and who needs to keep out of them .

And to be plain its not me.

GoodAfternoon Lezz.Nice discussing this matter with u.
Oh! Don't forget ta take yer blood pressure medicine . It will help tongue bye
I don't usually post comments, I just read and move on. But going through your convo with that person, I can only but wonder; Either you were really bored and was getting some sort of entertainment off that or you are chilled as ice, either way. I'm amused. And the hair is perfect too, I wouldn't change it, suits your personality (based on the little I know about you here), compliments your looks too!

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