Crime › Re: Lagos Commercial Bus Driver Publicly Assaults LASMA Officer (Photos, Video) by Darkmode64: 11:18am On Dec 24, 2025 |
yemre: Hmmm, I pity the driver and his innocent family members,not because of what he might have experienced before this scenario but for deciding to send himself to prison for his inability to control his anger.
Some people are foolish enough not to know when or how to fight.
You want to unleash your anger and it is to a Lagos State Authority agent in uniform at the point of his duty in his own territory in Lagos! Haa! I pity your life because you will be inside for God knows how long. That your frustration that you could not keep in your house before coming out will be relegated when you get to where you belong.
It is not done anywhere in the world. You don't assault a government agent in uniform. It is tantamount to assaulting the government itself.
You will learn the hard way. What you just said is the RAW undiluted truth. Truth hope he learns to control himself next time. |
Food › Re: Most Stolen Grocery Items By Country by Darkmode64: 4:57pm On Dec 20, 2025*. Modified: 5:27pm On Dec 20, 2025 |
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Health › Re: High Blood Pressure: The Silent Killer Many Nigerians Are Ignoring by Darkmode64: 8:26am On Dec 12, 2025 |
[quote author=autonomous22 post=137767801][/quote]Yes I was but I haven't taken it seriously. GOD help me. |
Health › Re: High Blood Pressure: The Silent Killer Many Nigerians Are Ignoring by Darkmode64: 11:26pm On Dec 11, 2025 |
autonomous22: Please I want to know… after taking d drugs, what next… did ur bp stabilize?? Were u advice to continue taking the bp drugs?? I want know how u controled it..,
Mine is 145/84
And I’m being advised to be taking no drugs like aminodiphone… I’m scared of being placed on bp drugs at dis young age..
I will be waiting for ur feedback.,, tanx Mine is around this range too, sigh. Wonder why. Although, I was told diet may play a role in this. Cut down on your noodles intake if you eat that often. Increase your sleeping time as well. |
TV/Movies › Re: Dstv Subscribers May Lose 12 Channels In January 2026 — Multichoice by Darkmode64: 11:47pm On Dec 02, 2025 |
gucci20: What's even the essence before? Netflix all the way. Olod0 does Netflix have CNN. Is it just about movies  |
Science/Technology › Re: See The Snake My Dad Killed Yesterday In The Night. by Darkmode64: 4:12pm On Nov 26, 2025 |
I've had my fair share. I'm told this particular one isn't poisonous but who cares. I smash am for head 
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Family › Re: Marriage On The Brink Of Collapse by Darkmode64: 11:52am On Oct 29, 2025 |
Goo0dHardDick: You're a weak man.
Strong men moves in silence, they avoid unnecessary dramas until they are satisfied with their curiosity. After which they'll quietly end the marriage if they catch their wives in the hotel with another man.
The fact your beloved wife said she doesn't want to continue that conversation already shows she's in charge of the home and not you. She didn't bother proving anything. Ur beloved wife would be knacked back to back that's if hasn't already started collecting massive rods elsewhere Well-said!!! |
Crime › Re: News Update On The Case Of My Murdered Relative (Photo) by Darkmode64: 12:21pm On Oct 28, 2025 |
NassBoy: You're as dark minded as your moniker, so I'm not surprised at your comment. Unreasonable and irrational. Okay. My condolences though |
Crime › Re: News Update On The Case Of My Murdered Relative (Photo) by Darkmode64: 9:57am On Oct 28, 2025 |
NassBoy: When it happens to you and someone makes such comment, come back and type this same tin Dude stfu. Someone meant something else and instead of you to admit you misunderstood you're here saying if it happens to me. Do you think I'm unreasonable like you? Before reacting I think very carefully. Stop using emotions blindly. |
Crime › Re: News Update On The Case Of My Murdered Relative (Photo) by Darkmode64: 10:00am On Oct 27, 2025 |
NassBoy: What's the meaning of this rubbish u typed? Is it that some of you don't know when to joke and when not to? Stop being childish please You guys on NL can be too emotional sometimes and can't read properly. There's nothing wrong with the comment. Read it again. The comment simply emphasizes that the victim was someone's child. It's a way of humanizing the victim and highlighting the tragedy of the loss. Read it properly |
TV/Movies › Re: What Were Your Favorite Cartoons Of Childhood? by Darkmode64: 8:18pm On Oct 21, 2025 |
Sccarrr: your bro was a legend...may his soul rest in perfect peace 🕊️ This means a lot. Thank you so much |
TV/Movies › Re: What Were Your Favorite Cartoons Of Childhood? by Darkmode64: 2:35am On Oct 21, 2025 |
Sccarrr: Samurai x(Kenshin), Godzilla, ninja turtle, My late brother loved Samuria-X. This just made me remember him  |
Politics › Re: Umahi Clashes With Arise Tv’s Rufai Oseni Live On Air: Who Are You? Keep Quiet! by Darkmode64: 10:03am On Oct 08, 2025 |
Jorussia: I think this rufai oseni guy need to calm down and stop attempting to always force people to accept his submissions.I blame Umahi for coming to a station like arise TV to engage with somebody like rufai who thinks he knows everything the economy and governance.
Umahi should employ somebody like lere olayinka to engage with people like rufai on his behalf.I used to be a fan of rufai, because I love media interrogating govt and policies of govt.I can't remember when I tune in to NTA.However, Rufai said something in January this year that changed my attitude towards him.He said according to his sources of economists,the naira to USD fx for this year is going to be #2500.I was like is this guy real?Crude oil production was like 1.4mbpd from around 900k in May 2023.From that day I knew the guy was empty and his aim is to demarket the government and misinform the public. You do realize that it takes one who is empty to recognise another. No offence. |
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Family › Re: Dear Men, Do Not Over Pressure Yourselves!!! by Darkmode64: 10:55pm On Sep 27, 2025 |
Kobojunkie: Has your brother's children and wife moved on since his death then? 🥱🥱 Maybe you should visit them to determine that 🥱 |
Family › Re: Dear Men, Do Not Over Pressure Yourselves!!! by Darkmode64: 9:32pm On Sep 27, 2025 |
This perfectly mirrors my late brother's story. I never imagined I would be sharing this on Nairaland. He wasn't an okada rider, but he worked tirelessly to support his wife and two children, while she didn't work. Despite my warnings that those he sacrificed for would move on if he died, he didn't listen. Then, unexpectedly, he passed away without any prior illness. I suspect hypertension played a role. It's only been a month, and I still mourn him. If only he had heeded our advice. Miss you, Big Bro. |
Health › Re: How Can I Restore My Smell Sense by Darkmode64: 8:52am On Aug 13, 2025 |
binary123: Seriously.i don't know the course.if someone's farts in a public place when others are running away.i will be the only one who will not perceived it , And you'll be the one likely accused for farting. What a predicament. |
Family › Re: That Pain You Are Avoiding Is The Key To The Growth You Want by Darkmode64: 3:26am On Aug 04, 2025 |
Brahamimo: I'm in pains. I've endured so much pains in this life. When will these pains end? From birth, till now, it's pains. It's suffering It's hardship Death of loved ones. Difficulty in having a comfortable existence. None to call on.... I'm tired of everything sef! It's work work work and work. Work like an elephant but eat smaller than an ant. I've never in my life worked in any place that pays me 50k salary despite being a graduate. Is this not painful? So sorry bro. What's your background? |
Family › Re: What's The Most Annoying Thing A Visitor Has Ever Done To You? (Photo) by Darkmode64: 1:59pm On Aug 02, 2025 |
budaatum: Had a cousin live with me once. I gave him my bedroom and I slept on the sofa. He paid no rent, apparently assuming the government paid citizen's rent, and would eat everything left in my pot after I ate.
One eay I went to Peckham, bought fish and Guinness and went home to cook rice and dodo. As I was eating, he arrived and asked if I'd taken all I want so he can eat the rest as je normally would, but I told him I hadn't, and would be eating it all as I didn't cook any for him. All the Guinness was mine too, I said, which shocked him as I usually share. "Oh", I said, "and when I finish, I'd like a word please".
"Did your family (my maternal) tell you my family owes you and you should come and collect", I asked. That's when he told me he thought the government was feeding me and paying my rent.
"So, when you see me go to work l, What's that", I asked.
We decided he'd be paying rent and would contribute to electric and water and buy his own food or pay for mine if he eats it. He stayed for 5 years and sensitised the 8 other people who stayed with us in that time.
He did run up my landline with calls to America so I got a £200+ bill. I called the person, got number from itemised bill, and found out it was his friend before confronting him. He said he thought it would not count because the phone was locked and he'd found a way around it. Can you imagine?! You mean you tolerated this for this long. Sigh |
Politics › Re: Governors’ Spending: US Has Confirmed Nigeria’s Leadership Crisis – Peter Obi by Darkmode64: 3:30pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
Okechinwadike: maybe this leaders the use juju on the people At this point anything is possible, brodaa. |
Politics › Re: Governors’ Spending: US Has Confirmed Nigeria’s Leadership Crisis – Peter Obi by Darkmode64: 3:22pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
Okechinwadike: so to you Nigeria is ok, and the governors are doing well? Chai, what a people You can imagine. Truly pathetic. The way some people dwell on self-imposed ignorance. Check closely, most people don't even know their rights, and that's why the government is able to ignore their campaign promises. |
Politics › Re: Governors’ Spending: US Has Confirmed Nigeria’s Leadership Crisis – Peter Obi by Darkmode64: 3:15pm On Jul 31, 2025 |
EvilMerodack: I cant count the number of positive statements and commendation we've gotten from this same U.S mission and then, Obi pretended to be in coma. Just one criticism(which is normal as no Govt is perfect), this d-a-f-t-y jumped out
His affiliation with n-e-g-a-tivity is shocking
By the way, there's nothing like "global ridicule". Not like the globe is an entity that att-acks one country in its wholeness It's honestly nauseating reading comments from people like you who constantly harp on about Peter Obi. Obi this, Obi that. Does it change the fact that a significant chunk of our problems stems from poor leadership? You will do and say everything on the internet, but when it comes to actual change, it's like crickets; cho cho cho. Lol this clown ended it with "his affiliation with n-e-g-a-tivity is shocking". At least he's celebrated for something, who is celebrating you and how do you effect change? Your problem isn't Peter Obi. |
Nairaland General › Re: The Snake I Killed This Morning by Darkmode64(op): 11:45am On Jul 01, 2025 |
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Nairaland General › Re: The Snake I Killed This Morning by Darkmode64(op): 11:44am On Jul 01, 2025 |
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Health › Re: I Mistakenly Drank Green Tea And This Happened To Me by Darkmode64: 11:41am On Jul 01, 2025 |
I genuinely empathize with you on your ordeal. But I have to say; this is the funniest thing I've read all week 😂 |
Nairaland General › The Snake I Killed This Morning by Darkmode64(op): 11:22am On Jul 01, 2025 |
Happy New Month guys. Just wanted to share something that happened this morning.
As I was walking from the backyard to the front of my house, I was greeted by something I really wasn’t expecting. This Mf right there by my front door.
Before fear had time to settle, I just acted. I grabbed a cutlass and cut off its head before it had a chance to move. Still shaking a bit when I think of how it could have gone if someone had stepped outside without noticing it.
Let’s all stay alert, especially now that the rainy season is bringing all sorts of things out of hiding. Keep your surroundings clean and cut any bushy areas around the house.
Wishing everyone a safe and blessed new month. Hopefully no more surprises like this one 🤔
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Politics › Re: Who Is Your Best Choice For President In 2027? by Darkmode64: 7:13am On May 19, 2025 |
Sharpsharp00123: Provided we still have the 3 options of tinubu, Atiku, obi.
I will always pick tinubu.
Before u come here to attack me, check their records and legacies, if not for sentiment and tribal politics how can someone tell me that obi did better than tinubu as governor?
Obi funds were never delayed by federal government still he couldn't pay doctors n lecturers whereas we all know what happened between obj n tinubu still tinubu created local government council n employed more with no delay in salary payment.
Let's talk about infrastructure, let's talk about only lekki free trade zone n how much it fetches Lagos, tell me d equivalent obi did in anambara.
Like seriously let's leave tribal politics n sentiment aside obi no near tinubu, I know d Igbos anger that it should b their turn which is still understandable but that doesn't mean u should compare obi to Tinubu.
It's still ok if u tell me it's Igbo turn, I will understand but telling me obi is better than Tinubu can never work You'll pick Tinubu and yet, up till now, the economy hasn't improved 2 years after being elected. You're just so daft and blind. Keep dwelling on self-imposed ignorance. |
Business › Re: Bill Gates Pledges To Donate 99% Of Fortune, Shut Gates Foundation By 2045 by Darkmode64: 1:19pm On May 09, 2025 |
bigpicture001: Is anyone putting a gun on his head to mk sure all his money finishes... It can only b foolishness...
Nomater how u view it, it's foolishness,
You alone can't solve all the suffering problems of the world! Even if u gave your life to charity! It's easy for someone like you to say because you haven't contributed anything back to your community. You should read his memoirs to understand his philanthropic choices. However, I believe it wouldn't resonate with you since you think backwards.  |
Romance › Re: You Need To Read My True Life Experience About Masturbation by Darkmode64: 12:50am On May 06, 2025 |
Broveens42: If you catch a lady masturbating with your picture, marry her. Even if we are not mentally compatible? Nice try |
Romance › Re: You Need To Read My True Life Experience About Masturbation by Darkmode64: 12:49am On May 06, 2025 |
franchasng: Lol, stop worrying yourself, the only way to stop masturbation as a young man especially is by getting laid enough and it can only happen as you grow older, get more financially free, have easy access to ladies and gradually the urge to masturbate will die a natural death.
It's sad that many men and women lie about masturbation. Some claim they don't or never masturbated, but it's all lies.
I use to masturbate when I was younger, back then I was a chronic introvert who hardly go out or mix with people, I had no girlfriend nor courage to ask girls out. So the only natural way for me to relief sexual pressure back then was through masturbation as a young boy and it's common with boys.
So be easy on yourself, with time, as you grow older and have more access to women due to financial growth and confidence, you will not even remember to masturbate nor have the urge because the urge must have been quenched by real sex with ladies 
Meanwhile, masturbation have its own advantages that we don't always talk about.
It is safe to masturbate than to start sexual exploration as a teenager or young adult because through sexual exploration with the opposite sex, you can impregnate or get unwanted pregnancy.
You can get infection.
You may lose money or material possessions just to convince an opposite sex to have sex with you.
You get distracted by emotional commitment at early age which may affect your academic performance, work and general future.
Masturbation help humans to relief sexual pressure in a safer way without exposing themselves to ridicule, rejection, heartbreak, infection, unwanted pregnancy and financial and emotional burdens Sensible and relatable content. You nailed it perfectly. |
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Literature › Re: My Twins Were Born By Surrogacy - Chimamanda Adichie by Darkmode64: 11:15am On May 04, 2025 |
PressMyButton: I don't want to say what's on my mind. However, this is double standards coming from Chimamanda who is a self acclaimed feminist. Is she not supposed to be a voice for women being a feminist?. Surrogacy is a form of slavery, prostitution, exploitation of a woman's body. She knew she didn't practice what she preaches, little wonder she didn't come out earlier. Like it or not, accept it or not, any baby born through surrogacy does not belong to you biologically. No matter how some states or countries might legalize it, biologically, the child isn't yours still. Well, I wish her well. But next time, stay one place, if you want to practice feminism, do it with your full chest, otherwise, commot. Reminds me of Linda Ikeji preaching abstinence but lo and behold, aunty was busy jumping on Uber to go and collect. I hate double standards.
PS; it seems some folks just want to argue for the sake of it. There's a reason she's called a Surrogate Mother I think It would have been better to seek education on the topic before coming here to say rubbish. The surrogate is not genetically related to the child, as the embryo is created using the intended parents' or donors' sperm and egg. You didn't know that? Go figure. |