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Lol is this a joke? A war criminal mourning a catholic pontiff. No shit

Oh man this is just too sad

TechBaron:
Let's be honest with ourselves, there's nothing as sweet like straight sex.

Just penetrate from behind while spooning.. With your hands ravaging her succulent breasts. Oh my God!

The sweet smell of her hair blowing through your nose, while she moans like she's about to metamorphose into snake.

I'd rather abstain, than use a rubber.

Rubber will just kill all the essence of the activity.

The intermission between pre-intimacy and penetration, that is usually created by the need to wear a condom is even enough to set one out of the mood.

Team straight sex!

Please don't follow my advice ooooooo.

Thank you.

Chai see skin-to-skin lord I hail ooo

juggernaut35:
Sound the alarm ⏰ he's one of them and he's b*tt hurt. Punk a** fa***t.

Na you sabi

Wife and Children’s Failed Plot to Kill Father for Pension Money

Isn't this a better headline? Nairaland appears to be losing its writing quality. Moderation standards have started to declining.

juggernaut35:
You need to be examined, because you are truly a disturbed fellow

Thank you for stopping by. Now get lost.

GOFRONT:
To me oo....Pregnant women are sweeter.....They make me reach orgasm quickly.

Ruth was my crush back then and I usually get this uncontrollable erection towards her by then........Every effort to get this girl to warm my bed for me proved fruitless as she already had a boyfriend.........

She got pregnant for the guy but the more her bump shoot out, the more my erection for her..........I kept pestering her and along the line, she gave in........With the pregnancy, we did it.......Rear entry, side entry, the feeling of sweet sensation that cum alongside fvcking a preggy Ruth is out of this world........Oh Ruttie, Godbless u wherever you are!!!

I keep wondering why d sweetness is like that...........like could it be because the foetus in there is Joyful seeing the round cork of another Uncle thrusting in and out of his mother's uterus??

Sometimes, Masturbating to the videos of those pregnant ebony ladies gives me more joy..

You can't be serious
You're so weird

SoliBayNG:
Yeah I do. Recent registration

Please do.

Drop email or contact I can reach you on.

SoliBayNG:
Yes. Exactly same issue as yours. Couldn't cos of tax stuff. New registration

I fit link you up so you can get your account sorted. Meanwhile, I hope you have all your CAC documents all sorted.

SoliBayNG:
Okay. They opened it without tax clearance?

Oh yes they did. Is it account opening you want to do as well?

SoliBayNG:
How did you resolve this?

I haven't. Apparently, FIRS folks won't complete their job even after visiting their office to do necessary documentation. Initially wanted to open a current account with Sterling bank, but later opted for wema. All done.

SIMPonPatrol:
I like the fact that you have such a strong personality.

What would it take to make you one of my wives?

Just name your price

That she's highly opinionated on this forum automatically means she "has such a strong personality" ? You can tell a lot about someone by the things they are impressed with. Tooor

Stop celebrating mediocrity

floss:
OP you’re very funny… but truth remains that you’re responsible for the pregnancy.

Normally a girl in her last phase of menstruation will likely get pregnant if her vj comes in contact with a sperm. That thing that pushed you to run pregnancy test on her before she traveled indicates that the condom got compromised and you tried to lie to yourself. But the truth will soon be out. You fvck a girl and ran a pregnancy test on her few days later or even the next day and you think it will show ?


Your girlfriend didn’t cheat on you, you’re responsible for the pregnancy… if you know as a man you’re scared of taking responsibility or at least being prepared in case pregnancy occurs stop engaging in sexx, rather go to brothels and ease yourself if you can’t practice self discipline.

Is only kids still under their parents roof ask this kind of question, if you have nothing doing as a man stay away from sexx with your girlfriend if you’re still finding your feet. This is the first red flag every lady sees in some men that makes them treat them like trash after they’ve taken care of the pregnancy.

Stop Fvcking a lady if you don’t have financial confidence for your own sanity

You’re absolutely right, brother. I may not know you, but I fully respect your opinions.

Offpoint1:
You let public toilet gave you BJ and went on to wear CD, what's the purpose of the CD after BJ?

Y'all think STD only happens through VJ penetration? Dude! Once you come in contact with any bodily fluid, doesn't matter which hole the fluid comes out of... You are at risk already.

You can get HIV through BJ folks

Many don't know this. Educate these folks

eazzzy1:
Number one.

1. A few years ago, when I was doing my NYSC, the company they posted us to rejected everyone, we immediately started searching for ppa’s ourselves. One day in the course of my search I saw a banner with the Man’s face.

He was coming to a crusade at the stadium to kickoff the celebration of the state governors birthday. Of course I went, before the end of service he asked us to write three things we wanted God to do for us, my number one request was a PPA.

Long story short. It was a Wednesday, I was serving at the CBN by the next Monday. The other two things also happened within 3 months.

2. A couple of years later, I was in Canada. He was coming for a convention outside the city I was studying. All my friends were going and Tye Tibet was coming, so I decided to tag along.

A lady who had being looking for the fruit of the womb gave a testimony that in the previous convention she sat down on the chair the Man sat on after service and she has a triplet now. A lot of people after the service started struggling to sit on the chair. A classmate of mine succeeded in sitting before the chair was removed to avoid a stampede.

Long story short he got an internship with Canada’s biggest bank. He wasn’t the smartest, his result wasn’t the greatest, but he got a job before we even graduated.

Maybe it’s a coincidence, maybe the Man’s prayers works. Either ways I will choose him. I can’t act, I can’t sing, Elon musk knows nothing about crypto plus that’s a fake page (unverified) and even Obi Cubana needs help.

So if I understand you correctly, what you're saying in essence is that you'll go for the first option on the list? If so, I like your faith. Wished I had that too.

I'm laughing here seriously because i don experience am before
I didn't need anyone to tell me before I got rid of it. Alakoba padlock

Goodlyhrt:
Whether you like it or not. God is man and Man is the God you wish is in the skies.

All your prayers and aspirations are and will be facilitated by man and not any spirit.

Learning how to influence man has been the ultimate power. Thats why you have leaders of men everywhere and with almost the same objective to influence men. Even the God in your head is still fighting influence on MAN. Don't be deceived.

Lately I make lots and lots of friends and I hope you should too.

Cheers!!

At the emboldened. This is what many still struggle to understand. They feel spirit controls everything without involvement of men. They say God is spirit and I have no issue with that. But as humans, we should know that we are made up of hundreds, if not thousands of people. We need people to progress in life.

Very nice! What tech stack are you using?

TrustNone:
Two ke?
Oga una plenty pass two
Even me sef I for follow join as I was busy calling for links to the video but my saving grace was that my data finished
See confessions below

Lmaoooo!! So we gather dey. Honestly at first, i wasn't moved oo... But I lost the war. God help us

Sariel:
You are right, I masturbated to that leak, after staying 1 full month without touching porn, sex or masturbation, I kept telling myself I can just watch it and control myself before you know it...

Makes two of us *covers face*
There was something about that leak...

McLizbae:
So, on what basis were they suspended if there are no evidences yet?

You can imagine how we approach things in this country. It's appalling

grandstar:
This statement alone gives him away,
Denying the allegations, he said, "I have never sodomized or had sex with any male teenager before."

If its me, "I have never had sex with a man before, whether child or adult! It is not something I even fantasize about!"

No shit, Sherlock

EponObi:
Story! You own done be be that.

1. You allegedly are something hated by the majority of Nigerians

2. You made big news across media platforms all over the country. Local and national news on TV and radio, news dailies, social media.

3. The biggest church in an overly religious country rejected you and gave you an official stamp and billboard confirming and marketing you as a gay.

To make your matter worse, the church didn't just say you are a gay but that you also exploited young boys within your flock.

Don't waste your time. Either prove it beyond reasonable doubt and have RCCG recant their statement or leave the country asap. Migrate to a Western country. Else the hate and discrimination you go suffer go worse pass wetin black suffer in racist countries, and it will start from your family - wife and kids.

Lol writes someone who has "Yes, daddy! 🍆😩" as personal text. You must be dwelling on self-imposed ignorance.

dominique:
He completely butchered it. It's not by force to show that you're in tune with pop culture. You have absolutely noting to prove

Nobody cares what you think

Dreambeat:
So because he has been to the hospital, and treatment initially instituted is not working, he has no right to go back to the same hospital to let them know or even try a different hospital? You would rather he tried self medication for a wound that is already infected and risks him having more severe infection?

You're right. I didn't consider this. You have a point.

koldrun:
Got it already, thanks.

I'm glad to hear that boss. Don't forget stop putting that purple ink!! This ointment works 100%.

Wish you well.

My advice for you is:
Stop applying GV ink to your wounds. It makes the skin coarse making it difficult for the wound to heal properly. You can get dermazin cream. It works best for burn situations like this. Speaking of experience it works.

Wishing you all the best.

Dreambeat:
See online doctors. Instead of them advising op to visit nearest hospital, they are here advising him to apply one thing or the other. Op, thankfully the burn area doesn't look widespread but I can see some signs of wound infection. Please visit your nearest hospital for proper assessment. Your wound would require dressing and possible antibiotics. You heard this from a doctor

Did you fail to read where the OP mentioned he has been to the hospital?

A good step moving towards the right direction 👍

Rebuke:
Lol. Okay sir

Glad you can take a joke. Happy weekend