₦airaland Forum

DesChyko:
You are right. What I admire most is the architecture of the hospital ward he is in. It's mind-blowing that it was intricately crafted in form of a car.

Kudos to Julius Berger for such wonderful craftsmanship.

You sef deserve award for the most top-tier use of sarcasm cos whaaaaat

Onyiiobi7735:
Irresponsible father of 12 gone to account for his life on earth before his Maker.Only God knows the magnitude of the shame and stigma that would be upon the unfortunate family of the man.
People would be definitely mocking the children, calling them children of an ashawo man, whose father died in an ashawo house.
Some men are just too stupid to know the consequences of their actions on their immediate families.

As funny as this sounds, you're absolutely right. What an unfortunate occurrence

happiness440:
@Darkmode64,

Thanks for your question. Yes, currently, you can upgrade your business name to Private Limited Liability Company. Since you registered this year, your annual returns filing is not yet due till next year.
Another option is register your business name afresh as a Private Limited Company by starting a fresh registration. It's permissible to use same name but now for Private Limited Company.

Have a nice day.

Thank you for your response. Someone was trying to confuse me and I had to equip myself with the knowledge of an expert. I appreciate you!

happiness440:
Blessed Sunday

Hello. Please I have a question. I got my business name registered in January this year. Is it possible to get it incorporated at the moment? I anticipate your response.

Daspokeslady:
Good evening everyone
Well, they took all the funds in my card since December last year and ever since I can not use their service but I wrote a mail to them warning them.

If I can get about 50-100 freelancers who are having terrible experiences with them, happy to write this story and have it published in one of the dailies by the end of next month.

The fact that there are no labour laws that protect freelancers does not mean they should be mistreated.

Hello, what's the outcome of this? Were you able to access your money eventually

Peaceose9:
You should try out Cleva Banking, they have very seamless KYC process and one thing I love about them is their swift customer support. Honestly, they are always willing to help

Another good thing about them is that with just your BVN and ID card, you can open a free USD account in minutes. Make sense guys for real!


I highly recommend them💯
You can check them out at getcleva.com

This is good. Will definitely try it out.

CountinBlessins:
Man you are very unintelligent. You talk so much nonsense all the time. Ordinarily I would chuck it up to very poor quality education but your pattern of behavior shows an extremely low IQ individual who is garrulous and not very bright .

What do you mean by consult with foreign airlines ? Did they consult with Nigerian aviation minister or sector before tripling and quadrupling their ticket prices ?

Stop always confirming our suspicion that you are very unintelligent and learn to be silent when faced with topics your handicapped IQ cant handle .

Learn to think like a patriot and not be always so hateful and negative.
Keep your stupidity focused on your family and not this nation.

We all want a better Nigeria

Omo you don k*ill the guy oo. Nice one.

woginid967:
Errrm she cheated with a younger boy who was a junior staff, whose gf was her colleague.

Her reasons was I was too strict and i wanted to know her wherabouts and I corrected her often, so she confided him the guy and used him secretly as back up, for 6 years, till the guy publicly insulted me and i fired him.

Then the truth came out.

I left her quietly, till now I wonder how i kept forgiving her MANY misgivings till she got confident enough to do this 🙄

Anyway now she is for many guys and being used by rough guys, i leveled up, got wealthy, converted the pain to purpose. Moved on with firm resolution never to give my strength to women again. Its been years now and my growth has been massive,

Thank God for lessons learned.

I share with your pain. On a totally different topic, please I'm currently out of work. I'll be grateful for anything you think is appropriate within your network. Thank you

Bela19:
Please can u send me your email address I will like to talk to you about my tonsillitis I need medical advice. Thank you

Hey boss, I'll follow you. Shoot me an email

abba190:
read again

It was sarcasm. You must be fun at parties.
This joke flew right over your head, lol

abba190:
i will stop not having sex

You people are having sex? Omooo

ecolime:
Reduce my social media usage

Me too. I want to be able to read as much books as possible in the coming year.

I hope it's not a diabetic foot ulcer. Visit a medical facility like asap

Olamilec:
How are you doing and I hope this reply find you well? You fan use shower cap to protect your hair while showing but not almost every time, but the most important thing is to wash your hair twice a week with shampoo in washing away dirt from the products used.

Thank you boss! I understand.

africandollar:
Be like say na Gen-Z full this comment section! Mental health ko? Even one said what if the person in question died from mental health issue? Well I can assure you that hunger would kill that person faster than mental health challenges if he resigns in today's Nigeria! Now I am not saying one should stay there and keep working under the stress but rather behave like an adult and look for another job elsewhere while trying to make the most of the current situation.

You obviously don't know what you're saying. @ "look for another job elsewhere"
Na so e easy abi.

ahnie:
I'll go first....last I ate it was at a joint this year,months back called 17:59.
It's was delicious....

17:59? The one I know is in akure. What state is this located?

Olas121:
This word that you just said. I give you 💯

See them. Prospective toxic employer

NaijaNaWaa:
It’s always the employer’s fault. Wait till you become one yourself so be the model you seek.

Abegi . I've been looking forward to seeing comment like this one. There are labour laws in the country but none are enforced. And for that reason, the majority of employers get away with doing certain things . Imagine that a person's salary was withheld last month only for the reason that he failed to record all of his time—not because he failed to meet the deadline for the month. The employers now were once employees, so what are you saying? That experience should be enough to handle new hires more effectively, true or false?

Don't even get me started

Hey boss, Olamilec. I started my waves journey today. Although, I had all products except conditioner and wave cap which I'll be getting this week. My question is, when taking a shower should you need to protect the hair? Generally how's it done. I anticipate a response.

wisdomkid:
Sorry for the wrong assumption with full confidence . I just thought Nigerian companies hardly go for foreigners. Which country is he from?

I wish I knew. He's definitely a foreigner. Stumbled on his IG once. Would send you his page

wisdomkid:
There are somethings that if not brought up to your attention, one won't notice... This guy is very good. He's been milking the advert system or probably a good model with an amazing agency with good connection here in Nigeria

Lol funny how you just made a wrong assumption with full confidence
Good connection kor. He's a stockphoto artist, not a Nigerian.

You're funny, just like many clowns on here. And you think nairaland was the next best platform to air your displeasure over this, not the movie website?

PaganTerrorist:
LMAO

Learn to code bro

Lol then he gets a remote job. How does he perform at daily stand-ups and team presentations. Dey play you hear?

bitbillionaire:
It's because majority of them love illusion, fantasy, fake life and being told some big lies! 'Bad guys' have all these to offer in abundance!

Show me the calibre of people you are attracted to and I will tell you who you are. Majority of these ladies are psychologically damaged, hence they are naturally attracted to psychologically damaged guys posing as 'bad guys'.

No psychologically healthy, mentally sound and grounded lady who is growth oriented and focused would be impressed or carried away by the antics and manipulative tactics of the so called 'bad guy'; because she can easily see through him and see the game he is trying to play very clearly. Unfortunately such psychologically healthy and mentally sound ladies are rare

Your comment is one i've been looking for. Well captured

Jewessgratitud3:
Heal? Did I tell you I was hurt? I called off the relationship and I'm not regretting it.

Oh okay. No offence meant

ebuka1511:
This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.

On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.

I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.

With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.

On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,

Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.

Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.

She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?

I answered my friend.

She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now.
Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!

I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.

Very funny and interesting story. She'll most probably be somewhere married now. I'm sure she will share this story to her kids some day

Jewessgratitud3:
Na wa.

Na mumu dey date a guy wey dey squat. I did it in my naive days. Never again. The mumu later got his own posh apartment in lekki and started entertaining different girls with packs of shower caps stocked up in his wardrobe for their sleepovers.

Suffer with a man at your own peril.

Please Heal
That's all I have to say to you fa

AgubataAkokwa:
Those days, I would sneak out of my boss's house at festac (daily) immediately after the day's work around 7pm. Oga don see me say I don return from work and he don enter him duplex, me wey dey boys quarters go sharperly do everything to please oga and wife and children and as soon as 7pm dey reach I settle dem finish. As soon as I was done, I go blow bike to weigh bridge ikorodu for aunty joy house. Sometimes after all the who wahala na only 30min I go spend with this girl for aunty joy backyard (just gusting o). Aunty joy never knew what was happening. The stress of returning home upon every meeting is what my girl (now wife) never knew till date. I lost my phone twice during those days but I never told my girl. I just Sha have to be home before 9pm as the oga of other umu boys. Fast track to 2023, she's my wife now and she have given me 4kids (3boys and a princess) and I've never regretted all the risks I took for her because I know she may have gone through more risks than I did those days. No be small thing o.
If I remember those days now I go just dey laugh and after the laugh I go praise myself for taking those risks to make the right choice. She's everything for me. I can bomb Putin on her behalf today (Putin na nice guy o, pls don't miss quote me).
Very funny experience aswear

You a real man!!! You have my respect, comrade. God bless your family

Xscape1993:
The blacks mentality about marriage...

You mean Africans... Wetin black do you? Do "black" Americans do this?

This is a non-issue. Just turn on captioning. Reading and listening would make comprehension better.
He can always go back over the conversation's captioning history if he utilises software like Microsoft Teams. Listening to thick American accent can cause fatigue. Speaking from experience.

Whazar:
Here you go

Straight facts

WantsandMore:
Get Magnesium Citrate Supplements, stay away from acidic food, and only eat alkaline foods. Drink water with a mix of sea salt, pink salt, do not abuse it though.
Acidic Foods: anything you eat that becomes acidic when digested. E.g meat, eggs, Animal protein etc. Because it causes Potential Renal Acidic Load, which you're supposed to limit or stay away from.
Alkaline foods; legumes, non starchy vegetables, nuts, banana oats etc..

Hello. Going by your analysis, could you suggest a meal plan for this change in diet? I'm anticipating a response. Thanks