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Olamilekxy:
Calm down

Olamilekxy:
Start using a bow to defecate, stop sitting on WC , shave regularly and get shea butter ( ori ) apply shea butter around your penis after you done bathing ( continue using shea butter even afteryou got heal), always use towel to dry up around your penis after bathing ( this important) , avoid tight underwear and sleep naked everytime, bath regularly.


Lastly, avoid masturbation, im talking from experience, had this in 2020 and i haven't experience it since i stop masturbating and I started practicing all i mentioned up there.


Get funbact A and mix with melt shea butter ,apply it after every bath . It won't last 2 days.


It's called IBO TAN in yoruba

Hamachi:

When the baby that they used to call me was automatically changed to Ms Hamachi. ..Na then I realize say dem don relegate me



When I met him he didn't have his own apartment. He was just fresh out of school. So he was searching for a job.

I used to visit him them at his friends place. He later got a job in a hotel at Chevron drive but along the line we had a misunderstanding and gave it a break for months.

He called and to me he had gotten an apartment at lekki. that I should come see if I like the place. I got there and was just playing around and checking his wardrobe when I saw ladies shower caps. I was like, who owns this? And he said they normally give them at the hotel. Chai!!! This guy can lie for Africa. Like seriously, who gives guys shower caps? So, I told him, you've been camping a lady in this house and he said, "don't start". I just kept quiet because we only just got back together after months.

I later checked his wardrobe again when he stepped out and found more shower caps.

Now, don't call me dumb. I know what I'm saying. That guy was a serial cheat. In fact, that was why I later dumped him and faced my life and God.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Nothing is wrong with you

Na anxiety dey worry you..

See when next you want to fuckkk a woman sometimes allow her to remove all her clothes first before the pre-intimacy or if she didn't remove her clothes before pre-intimacy started then slowly remove it as you are romancing and kissing as the fore play is going on

Avoid stopping the pre-intimacy, Romancing and kissing completely while you wait for her to remove her clothes...if you do that sometimes anxiety will walk in and your penis might fall
And most of men quick ejaculation has nothing to do with infection but anxiety and our mind

pocohantas:
I didn't bother to finish reading his epistle to me. Suddenly his wife pulled knives. Soon enough he would say she brought BOMB to the house. That is how they thicken the plot with lies. Same old trick for Seun's traffic.

Klass99:
Aww......you genuinely sound like a good man. It's sad you are not getting the love and attention you want or deserve.

Actions speak louder than words! Perhaps you need to change the narrative for her to get better results in your marriage.

Notice I didn't say talk to her or verbally communicate your concerns. Show her what you can do by your actions, show her that two can play this game she's playing. Don't buy into the narrative that two wrongs don't make a right.

From personal experience two wrongs do make a right - it is called giving people a dose of their own medicine, which usually pains them and they know not to mess with you again or they adjust their behaviour. But it's your call.

tecnolad:
Lol. I weak. There was so much around before 2go came into the big picture. Mig33, Nimbuzz, eBuddy, Mozart, Sh messenger, etc.

akelliah:
I want to change my surname to take up my wife's surname instead of the other way round and make the change in my international passport
1. is it possible?
2 if yes what are the process and requirements.

spencekat:
Praying

kokoA:
I'd rather have a dancing man that delivers than a serious looking looter.

renderme:
She said ‘one day’, what do u think that means?

mrbillz:
Honestly, I wouldn’t know. You can check out their office at ikeja

mrbillz:
Ab bumps works Majic for me sometimes 2009 when Justin had this stubborn Keloid. The affected place is now like the normal skin. You won't even know I have had such Keloid before. Then I fly my collar cos of the shame it cane with carry a Keloid. But now girls dey rush us like pure water

Chee59:
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Chee59:
No. There's a fine line between constant communication and clinginess.
I want a man who can chip in a bit of a conversation as he prepares to go to work, during his break time in the office, on his way home from work and after he's eaten, resting and retiring to bed, when he's out with friends, etc stuff like that. A little "hey" "what are you up to?" "your day going on well?" "OK something unusual happened at work" just basic conversation.

Very different from someone who wants to be on the phone with you all the time, gets suspicious of everything and everyone, for example, you didn't pick up the phone when they called, where you'll be afraid to even say "I'm sorry I have to go". That's obsessive and clingy.

Persephone1:
You must mistake me for one responsible for your birth.

I forgive that. Go and sin no more.

Persephone1:
You don't know how funny you sound at the bolded .

Your whole write up reminds of a 🤡

Persephone1:
This is gross.

Nigerians and their misplaced hardness. We are already in a loveless ,dog eat dog world and we keep killing every form of humanity in us with some unreasonable "wokeness"

Birthdays ought to be celebrated, it means you remember the day you were born and grateful for it. It is only reasonable to support or at least be happy for whoever chooses to celebrate his or her day. Life is hard and sometimes not worth celebrating if someone chooses to be happy and merry for a day, it is only expected of a sane being to atleast show support or pretend to.

When people send you pictures, it is to help you remember them. They shouldn't be the one to do that but they understand YOU ARE BUSY. It won't kill you to type shortest HBD if you are too busy or uncaring to congratulate someone who knows you and find you worthy enough to share their big day with you.

It's very ironic when people like you litter the internet and WhatsApp with pictures of dead friends or relatives inscribing RIP in different fonts and colours whereby you complain of them reminding you to celebrate them when they are alive. Na your type dey carry dead people picture follow undertaker. Nonsense!


PS: I don't celebrate birthdays big, I don't share pictures with contacts on my birthday either but I appreciate those who remember and celebrate me.

I just find your post entirely gross!

Senkasa:
The guy na confirm mugu

IbeOkehie:
Exactly my thoughts on the matter. He absolutely didn't need to make this statement or comment on any speculations about how he won. Some people are just too egotistical.

Mastakija:
My friend has a job offer
At ikeja lagos
A computer literate though

Mastakija:
My friend has a job offer
At ikeja lagos
A computer literate though

seunlayi:
Your inability and ego that made you failed to secure an alliance with Atiku is what is hunting you right now. Anyways there is still some hope if the judiciary can still do something to order for another election........ If not, forget becoming a president in Nigeria... Tinubu will spend 8yrs before returning power to the north.... SS & SE eto need to wait for the next 16yrs to smell aso rock

Insultme:
So I should stay single cause someone cheat on me? Let me ask you a question. Even if you're so rich like that of Dangote, can you live your life alone? So in the case I neva born, so I should do what please?

fixitbyjal:
No iphone only

fixitbyjal:
I fix dead iphone panels

Sales swap of iphone devices also available

Hatrick01:
18hours a day
Abuja

Zandena:
Your hypocrisy stinks to the sky. Why not visiting the site of the accident as you used to do before election?
Peter Obi the charlatan in chief!

canf:
Haba, accidents happen even in the most developed countries. Obi rest