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Nemesis0147:
l should stop having fun because I want to feed the poor?
The plan is have fun and also assist the poor as much as you can.
I’m not depriving myself anything because of someone else….I wi just try to balance things.

So clubbing is the only fun thing you can engage in? Lol keep embarrassing yourself anyhow.

Mindlog:
Just reminded me a case of young man in his early 20s, left his hostel in Birmingham (UK). took a bus to Birmingham international airport with just his wallet, international passport and a flight ticket he printed in his room. His fellow students who saw him leave the hostel, thought he was going to get groceries.....11hrs later, he was knocking at his parents gate past midnight. His family was shocked, he requested a room should be prepared for him that he was feeling sleeping, he locked himself in that room for 4 days without coming out though en-suite but he didn't eat nor communicated with anyone.

The family being an influential one, had to be hush about it. It was the consultant psychiatrist where I worked, that was called in and got him to open the door and the guy looked like something else, it took so much experience to get him come over to our facility to be admitted. It was a very complicated diagnosis and he was established to be struggling with schizoaffective disorder and the 4 months he was in the facility was hair-raising.

This story is hair-raising for sure. Things dey happen ooo

Hello. Please do you have DDR3 4Gb RAM?
If so what's the price? Thanks

hmm

LittleBigDick:
SMH
So I should use my own real name

You're not getting the point. Of all names to use, you chose one that's vulgar. As a business owner, this doesn't portray you in a good light. Not like my opinion counts sha.

Just do you.

LittleBigDick:
I'm an employer, it pains me to see employees talking mistreatment from their boss


Employers pay you as a employee to do a job


Do that job and go home

As an employer like you maintained, isn't it rather ironic that you use that display name?

julianayomi:
very funny

jaxxy:
twitter wasn't doing just fine. I love post Elon than pre Elon

Nobody cares what you think

deborahjide:
funny

It just sounded somehow to me.

Thegamingorca:
Lol

Abi now

Olamilekxy:
Calm down

My bad boss. Had no idea.
Thanks for the share

Olamilekxy:
Start using a bow to defecate, stop sitting on WC , shave regularly and get shea butter ( ori ) apply shea butter around your penis after you done bathing ( continue using shea butter even afteryou got heal), always use towel to dry up around your penis after bathing ( this important) , avoid tight underwear and sleep naked everytime, bath regularly.


Lastly, avoid masturbation, im talking from experience, had this in 2020 and i haven't experience it since i stop masturbating and I started practicing all i mentioned up there.


Get funbact A and mix with melt shea butter ,apply it after every bath . It won't last 2 days.


It's called IBO TAN in yoruba

Lol what are you writing. He's having jock itch he should stop using WC
Most of you clowns on NL are funnier than real clowns.

I'm sure this is jock itch. Antifungal creams could work for you

Hamachi:

When the baby that they used to call me was automatically changed to Ms Hamachi. ..Na then I realize say dem don relegate me



When I met him he didn't have his own apartment. He was just fresh out of school. So he was searching for a job.

I used to visit him them at his friends place. He later got a job in a hotel at Chevron drive but along the line we had a misunderstanding and gave it a break for months.

He called and to me he had gotten an apartment at lekki. that I should come see if I like the place. I got there and was just playing around and checking his wardrobe when I saw ladies shower caps. I was like, who owns this? And he said they normally give them at the hotel. Chai!!! This guy can lie for Africa. Like seriously, who gives guys shower caps? So, I told him, you've been camping a lady in this house and he said, "don't start". I just kept quiet because we only just got back together after months.

I later checked his wardrobe again when he stepped out and found more shower caps.

Now, don't call me dumb. I know what I'm saying. That guy was a serial cheat. In fact, that was why I later dumped him and faced my life and God.

Following you. In case you get to see this, you look too good to be cheated on. You deserve the very best.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Nothing is wrong with you

Na anxiety dey worry you..

See when next you want to fuckkk a woman sometimes allow her to remove all her clothes first before the pre-intimacy or if she didn't remove her clothes before pre-intimacy started then slowly remove it as you are romancing and kissing as the fore play is going on

Avoid stopping the pre-intimacy, Romancing and kissing completely while you wait for her to remove her clothes...if you do that sometimes anxiety will walk in and your penis might fall
And most of men quick ejaculation has nothing to do with infection but anxiety and our mind

What you just wrote here is fact. It happened to me twice.

pocohantas:
I didn't bother to finish reading his epistle to me. Suddenly his wife pulled knives. Soon enough he would say she brought BOMB to the house. That is how they thicken the plot with lies. Same old trick for Seun's traffic.

Lol on NL you're be forming.
Keep caping cos you know better than someone with issues

Klass99:
Aww......you genuinely sound like a good man. It's sad you are not getting the love and attention you want or deserve.

Actions speak louder than words! Perhaps you need to change the narrative for her to get better results in your marriage.

Notice I didn't say talk to her or verbally communicate your concerns. Show her what you can do by your actions, show her that two can play this game she's playing. Don't buy into the narrative that two wrongs don't make a right.

From personal experience two wrongs do make a right - it is called giving people a dose of their own medicine, which usually pains them and they know not to mess with you again or they adjust their behaviour. But it's your call.

Exactly what I've decided to do with people now going forward

tecnolad:
Lol. I weak. There was so much around before 2go came into the big picture. Mig33, Nimbuzz, eBuddy, Mozart, Sh messenger, etc.

Mozart!! I remember this

akelliah:
I want to change my surname to take up my wife's surname instead of the other way round and make the change in my international passport
1. is it possible?
2 if yes what are the process and requirements.

First of all, why would you, as a man, wish to take up your wife's surname?
If you can give a convincing response then I believe it possible.

spencekat:
Praying

Msteww

kokoA:
I'd rather have a dancing man that delivers than a serious looking looter.

I swear. More oil to your head

renderme:
She said ‘one day’, what do u think that means?

Slowly building his party.. "One day.".. at a time.
From the context, it's easy to comprehend what she meant. You're just adding a different meaning to it. You're not a kid.

mrbillz:
Honestly, I wouldn’t know. You can check out their office at ikeja

Okay I will. Thanks a lot

mrbillz:
Ab bumps works Majic for me sometimes 2009 when Justin had this stubborn Keloid. The affected place is now like the normal skin. You won't even know I have had such Keloid before. Then I fly my collar cos of the shame it cane with carry a Keloid. But now girls dey rush us like pure water

Hello. Please do you know if Ab bumps still in business in 2023?

Chee59:
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If only you had invested the time it took to reply with dots in improving yourself, just maybe you'd leave where you are in life.
Please heal
What a waste

Chee59:
No. There's a fine line between constant communication and clinginess.
I want a man who can chip in a bit of a conversation as he prepares to go to work, during his break time in the office, on his way home from work and after he's eaten, resting and retiring to bed, when he's out with friends, etc stuff like that. A little "hey" "what are you up to?" "your day going on well?" "OK something unusual happened at work" just basic conversation.

Very different from someone who wants to be on the phone with you all the time, gets suspicious of everything and everyone, for example, you didn't pick up the phone when they called, where you'll be afraid to even say "I'm sorry I have to go". That's obsessive and clingy.

And if I may ask, what's stopping you from doing these things you just highlighted here?

Persephone1:
You must mistake me for one responsible for your birth.

I forgive that. Go and sin no more.

Thanks for your forgiveness. Stupidity isn't a crime, so you’re free to go.

Persephone1:
You don't know how funny you sound at the bolded .

Your whole write up reminds of a 🤡

Clown? At least I make losers like you laugh. Once a loser, always a loser.

Persephone1:
This is gross.

Nigerians and their misplaced hardness. We are already in a loveless ,dog eat dog world and we keep killing every form of humanity in us with some unreasonable "wokeness"

Birthdays ought to be celebrated, it means you remember the day you were born and grateful for it. It is only reasonable to support or at least be happy for whoever chooses to celebrate his or her day. Life is hard and sometimes not worth celebrating if someone chooses to be happy and merry for a day, it is only expected of a sane being to atleast show support or pretend to.

When people send you pictures, it is to help you remember them. They shouldn't be the one to do that but they understand YOU ARE BUSY. It won't kill you to type shortest HBD if you are too busy or uncaring to congratulate someone who knows you and find you worthy enough to share their big day with you.

It's very ironic when people like you litter the internet and WhatsApp with pictures of dead friends or relatives inscribing RIP in different fonts and colours whereby you complain of them reminding you to celebrate them when they are alive. Na your type dey carry dead people picture follow undertaker. Nonsense!


PS: I don't celebrate birthdays big, I don't share pictures with contacts on my birthday either but I appreciate those who remember and celebrate me.

I just find your post entirely gross!

Birthdays should be celebrated, without a doubt. You don't have any claim as to how I would celebrate with you, though. The OP is talking about having an attitude of entitlement. Take Ielts you no gree. Keep embarrassing yourself

Senkasa:
The guy na confirm mugu

I think you're the mugu here cos he definitely revealed her name. Olodo

IbeOkehie:
Exactly my thoughts on the matter. He absolutely didn't need to make this statement or comment on any speculations about how he won. Some people are just too egotistical.

If you still believe all you read on Nairaland, then there's a problem. Otti never said those things. It was a technical question that involved a smart response. Instead of getting swayed by misleading headlines, watch these interviews yourself. Seun wanted to push him into a place where people would make assumptions like this one. Alex Otti has his own strengths.

I watched the interview myself. Otti never made such comments. Nairaland has gradually become a very biased website.