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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do I Get Over This Job Loss by Darkmode64: 1:43pm On Mar 21, 2023
Mastakija:
My friend has a job offer
At ikeja lagos
A computer literate though
Hello. Are there other requirements for this offer? How can do get in touch. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do I Get Over This Job Loss by Darkmode64: 1:42pm On Mar 21, 2023
Mastakija:
My friend has a job offer
At ikeja lagos
A computer literate though
Politics › Re: Guber Election: Peter Obi And His Wife Cast Their Vote (photos) by Darkmode64: 9:14pm On Mar 18, 2023
seunlayi:
Your inability and ego that made you failed to secure an alliance with Atiku is what is hunting you right now. Anyways there is still some hope if the judiciary can still do something to order for another election........ If not, forget becoming a president in Nigeria... Tinubu will spend 8yrs before returning power to the north.... SS & SE eto need to wait for the next 16yrs to smell aso rock
Nobody cares about what you think. Grow up
Travel › Re: What Else Can A Man Do To Please A Woman. (UK EXPERIENCE) by Darkmode64: 7:47am On Mar 16, 2023
Insultme:
So I should stay single cause someone cheat on me? Let me ask you a question. Even if you're so rich like that of Dangote, can you live your life alone? So in the case I neva born, so I should do what please?
Lol this Op. You're too funny.
Since you've decided on what to do, what's the point of asking for advice?
E never clear for your eye yet. Just continue
Car Talk › Re: Buying My First Car by Darkmode64: 7:27am On Mar 16, 2023
fixitbyjal:
No iphone only
Okay thanks boss
Car Talk › Re: Buying My First Car by Darkmode64: 12:28am On Mar 16, 2023
fixitbyjal:
I fix dead iphone panels

Sales swap of iphone devices also available
Hey, do you also fix dead android phone panel too?
Nairaland General › Re: How Is Light In Your Area? by Darkmode64: 6:01pm On Mar 10, 2023
Hatrick01:
18hours a day
Abuja
Which area for Abuja cos I'm also in Abuja
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Sympathises With Victims Of Lagos Train/Bus Accident by Darkmode64: 7:49pm On Mar 09, 2023
Zandena:
Your hypocrisy stinks to the sky. Why not visiting the site of the accident as you used to do before election?
Peter Obi the charlatan in chief!
You're just an id!ot. Plain and simple
Has your president-elect said anything useful so far? Ode
Travel › Re: The Lagos Train / Bus Crash Was Avoidable - Peter Obi by Darkmode64: 7:12pm On Mar 09, 2023
canf:
Haba, accidents happen even in the most developed countries. Obi rest
Don't be an id!ot. He said accidents like this one could be avoided. You must stop reasoning with your anus. Oponu
Politics › Re: New Naira Notes: Senate Asks CBN To Extend January 31 Deadline; Emefiele Refuses by Darkmode64: 3:31pm On Jan 24, 2023
Ddokie:
If meffy will do one good thing, it should be to ensure that the deadline remains. Even if he is to extend it, it shouldn't be more than a 2 week extension I.e. Feb 14 there about.

Under no circumstance should the present naira notes be available during the General elections.

If anyone thinks the senate is asking for an extension because they love Nigerians, that person must be joking. Their one and only reason for whining is because it will 'cut their ticket' which is vote buying.

Every well meaning Nigerian should support meffy. Take your old naira notes to the bank and lodge it in.

It would be tough to transact initially, but we will adjust in a month or two. Meanwhile vote buying would reduce significantly, which will ensure that BAT and his band of urchins would have been dealt a heavy blow on election day, and sent to the rubbish bin of infamous history.



Omo, you have no idea how much cash these guys have warehoused.

Yes, they will have access to the new notes but it will be nothing compared to the stash of old notes they have at the moment.

Do you know governors are paying contractors in cash as we speak?



Let them go and open bank accounts and lodge the monies in. simplicita.

Why are they unbanked in the first place? Make dem dey play, there money will rot in their hands. I have no pity for those ones.

The ones I sympathise with are those whose transactions would be hampered as a result of the change. I too will be affected because my business is completely cash based. But the benefit ( significantly reducing vote buying) outweighs any difficulties that will arise.

Let BAT and his urchins carry rice and ororo to polling stations on election day.
You've spoken well like true son of the soil. Na man you be. Love your perspective.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are Pruvia Real? by Darkmode64: 5:34am On Jan 17, 2023
Emma1Oj:
yes. It was cool. jus know Abt the job u applied for and arrange you documents ( eg. CV & credentials well) one on one interview. Edo dude wit short fuss
I appreciate your response boss. Thank you so much. @ edo dude grin. I'm guessing it's one valentine abi cheesy cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are Pruvia Real? by Darkmode64: 8:03am On Jan 16, 2023
Emma1Oj:
they r real but they can invite like thirty applicant for interview for just a position. it an outsourcing coy.
Have you interviewed with them before? If yes, how was it like. I have an interview with them tomorrow
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are Pruvia Real? by Darkmode64: 8:02am On Jan 16, 2023
enemachris:
They are real. I had interview with them last year. Use Google to confirm their address. Best of luck.
Hello. I am having an interview with them tomorrow. Please, could you share your experience with them during yours?
Travel › Re: I Have Lived in (or Visited) over 30 Countries. Ask Me Almost Anything (+ Pics) by Darkmode64: 11:40am On Dec 26, 2022
Dear op,
I enjoyed your thread. I'm not sure if you'll read this or reply. But just in case you do, I have been looking for a new career in the IT field. With my academic background being industrial design, I’m ideally looking for an entry level IT support role with an employer that offers professional growth. Please, I'll be grateful for anything you believe would be appropriate within your own network. Thank you
Christianity Etc › Re: As Christians, What Does It Truly Mean By No Sex Before Marriage? by Darkmode64: 10:13pm On Dec 18, 2022
Kollins11:
First of all, I don't do that useless shit called relationship.

Secondly, God created sex. So Any useless Nigerian girl you see me with just know I've drilled every single oil out of her kpekus. I fvck all kinds of ass whether na
Idi araba
Idi oro
idi abajo
Idi arere
Idi ganlebe
Idimu
Idi ofo
You're crAZY man! Lmfaoo grin
Food › Re: Between Live Chicken and a Frozen One, Which One Is More Economical? by Darkmode64: 7:29pm On Dec 13, 2022
Jennyclay:
I don't play with broke people, biko.
The way you silly girls use the word "broke". Is your father a millionaire? Or one of your brother's got mansion somewhere in banana island? Do you know what it means to be broke angry
Romance › Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Darkmode64: 2:10pm On Dec 09, 2022
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Na her prick? Abi na her erection?
cheesy grin grin grin dem say na 2020 post.
Romance › Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Darkmode64: 1:13pm On Dec 09, 2022
iTroll:
What does the feelings I got from it have to do with anything?
The point is that your judgement was faulty
Okay let me indulge you.
The post was made in 2020, mods moved it to the front page until 2022. The goal of this, to produce judgments from users, has been accomplished. And now you're implying my judgement is flawed? Because time of making post has elapsed?

Cmon bro cheesy
Romance › Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Darkmode64: 12:52pm On Dec 09, 2022
iTroll:
Bros she posted it in 2020, what are you even talking about
And so? Does that make you feel any better?
Romance › Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Darkmode64: 12:46pm On Dec 09, 2022
Gundam34:
The massage was that you should not be sexually irresponsible if you aren't financially bouyant

Don't euphemize the point here
God bless you
Romance › Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Darkmode64: 12:43pm On Dec 09, 2022
benqo01:
Her headline spoilt it all,the OP was quick to bash the male gender it was the only way to make frontpage but on a silly and useless headline.
She wanted to score cheap points first while hitting FP quickly. I hope she enjoys the fleeting attention now.angry angry
Romance › Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Darkmode64: 12:41pm On Dec 09, 2022
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool speaking

You was trying to make sense but you messed it all up
Exactly! We understood her point. However, it would have made sense if she hadn't thrown subs/hot takes at broke guys for having erections.
Romance › Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Darkmode64: 12:34pm On Dec 09, 2022
You can convey the message without using a misleading topic. But because you wanted to get on the FP immediately, you chose to get attention first. What about ladies who deceive their husbands into believing they have practiced family planning with their mother-in-help law's in order to conceive again? Women are not left out too abeg.
Romance › Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Darkmode64:
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.
Dumbest post I've read all week. Do men only get erections when they are about to copulate? There are also non-sexuals ways a man can develop an erection. I'll leave you to figure that one out. You yourself that you're talking, are you wealthy? You're very silly to think men love being broke by choice. Women like you are also the problem of this society.

What an idiott angry angry
Politics › Re: Townhall Or PDP Primaries: Sowore Makes Subtle Jibe At Obi, Atiku & Kwankwaso by Darkmode64: 10:02pm On Dec 04, 2022
TheChameleon:
cool

2023 Presidential Elections

1st place. Tinubu
2nd place - Atiku
3rd - Kwankwaso
4th - Sowore
5th - ADP
6th - AKPU-Ga.

7th - Peter Obi.

The order will be reversed from 7th to 1st if there are polling units in prisons, brothels and baby factories .

Otherwise those are the standings. shocked
Sowore comes 4th while obi 7th? What type of loud did you smoke man? How many supporters does sowore have? Lmao
Health › Re: Help! Medical Advice Needed by Darkmode64(op): 3:12pm On Dec 02, 2022
Buje111:
Please which drugs did you use I beg of you I need a fast respond
Relax comrade. What's the situation?
Health › Re: I Found This On My Family Body Please What Is It? by Darkmode64: 8:23pm On Nov 04, 2022
MatrixReloaded:
It's a fungal infection either through unwashed bedsheets, pillow case or towels.
Get antibacterial antifungal creame that would help. I can see it being redish which shows signs of bacterial.
You can add Bichamp antibiotics for 7 days to clear the spot.
Beecham Ampiclox angry angry
Politics › Re: Subsidy: I’m Sorry For The Next President – Sanusi by Darkmode64:
festacman:
Love what Sanusi said though he didn't suggest solutions.

The truth is that saying you will remove fuel subsidy from day one as president means you are either deceitful or you are ignorant of our fundamental economic problems: we are producing little locally for export in addition to our now unreliable earnings from crude oil. So if you are removing the current oil subsidy which will push up cost goods and services locally and if you throwing the forex market to market forces, tell us your plan to hold the economy if things go south.

Look, Peter Obi (the breath of fresh air) stated earlier in his candidature of his intention to take Nigeria from consumption to production but didn't say HOW. Other candidates haven't said anything tangible on this.

We need a clear, home-grown (not texbook theories) multi-fields diversification plan proposal from the presidential candidates for moving our economy away from dependence on crude oil. Such should plan MUST loop in the state governments. We need practical steps including necessary legislative interventions:
- Steps to develop crop production, animal production (ruminants and poultry)
- Steps to attract FDI, Niger Delta fishery and other marine resources.
- Steps to boost our SMEs, Steps to boost ICT capacity of our young people,
- Steps for transparently bringing investors to exploit our solid minerals
- etc

Buhari came with poorly planned diversification program that didn't involve the state governments for multiplier effects. It lost steam too fast.
You're joking right? Sanusi proscribed immediate solutions to some of these problems as CBN gov under GEJ but got the boot.
Family › Re: Rebuttal- Complex Marital Issue Https://www.nairaland.co by Darkmode64: 1:12am On Oct 08, 2022
StagethemTVee:
My submission without reading all you wrote here is the decision to bring the matter online will not solve it. You are writing your essay in the second person aimed at your wife. Why are we the ones reading it here? Three is a crowd in a marriage. No single marriage is same and both of you need to do the work to fix your marriage.
Shut da fuq up jare
Family › Re: Complex Marital Issue : Your Thoughts On This Please. by Darkmode64: 8:35am On Sep 30, 2022
pocohantas:
You and your fellow malice people would learn the hard way.



Very hardened heart. Her type can frustrate someone. They can keep malice for 200 years even when they are dying inside and yearning for peace.
I swear to God. My Gf is like this.
So tired of the shitty behavior for real
Family › Re: Complex Marital Issue : Your Thoughts On This Please. by Darkmode64: 8:34am On Sep 30, 2022
ShenTeh:
Confirm guy.

It takes two humble or humbled people to make marriage work.

You dropped the call on your self-proclaimed husband, ignored his repeated attempts to reach you including his messages and want him to respect your wishes. Come on.

Respect is very important to us men regardless of how much of a s!ssy the world wants to reduce the gender to today. You treat him like shit but still want him to come through for you and your family.

As we grow older, we cherish peace more. He is probably evaluating his life and happy to miss your drama in it at the mo.
You can say that again.

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