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PoliticsRe: Akin Alabi Moves Motion To Stop Harassment By Online Loan Providers by Darkmode64:
JavaScript90:
he just want to kill these SMEs. Nigerians don't like paying back loans. how to do you expect the loan companies to get back their money without collateral. he should instead criminalize taking loans without paying back.
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I believe that you're mistaken. A responsible Nigerian would have bouts of sleepless nights just thinking of how to offset loans let alone deliberately avoid paying back. All Akin wants to do is try to get them regulated. Don't be ignorant.
RomanceRe: I'm in love with a girl at my workplace. by Darkmode64: 4:03pm On Nov 08, 2021
IamPlato:
Work and pleasure can be managed correctly if one is matured enough
Lol to an extent, that's equally true. Personally, I wouldn't welcome the idea of having a love interest in my place of work. If not for anything, but to avoid unnecessary spotlight and attention.
RomanceRe: I'm in love with a girl at my workplace. by Darkmode64: 9:38pm On Nov 07, 2021
IamPlato:
Why? Because una be God or what?
Simply because you should never mix work with pleasure. Didn't anyone ever tell you? Duh
RomanceRe: I'm in love with a girl at my workplace. by Darkmode64: 9:37pm On Nov 07, 2021
To be very honest, I endorse this comment wholeheartedly.
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth & Elsie Okpocha Celebrate 11th Wedding Anniversary (Pix) by Darkmode64: 2:23pm On Nov 07, 2021
Congratulations to them. Is it just me, the first picture of them looks like a movie poster cheesy cheesy cheesy
PetsRe: The Little Chick I Found That Doesn't Want To Go Away by Darkmode64: 3:07pm On Nov 03, 2021
Glawrie:
Wow
This reminded me of last December 2020, my best friend's dad buys day old chicks every January and rears them till December, only for consumption during festive periods and for gifting people. He called me few days to Christmas to come and collect one chicken. I went there very early on Christmas day to get it. It was an all white local chicken,the biggest I ever saw in my life, looking old (almost a year old) and gentle. The legs were now bent, couldn't stand properly anymore.
We didn't kill it for Christmas because we had frozen ones in the fridge. so we decided to wait till new year. We kept it in a big bath, because it can't run around anymore, it was no longer agile.
During this period of waiting for the new year, I became attached to the chicken, I fed her and changed her water regularly, she doesn't like dirts at all, when she poos, she will just shift her bum bum to the clean side of the bath, she won't even try to step on it. she will rather sit uncomfortably to avoid her body from touching the poo. This made me love her the more, she doesn't cry anyhow.
Every night, I'll reserve a torchlight for her inside the bath so it won't be dark. sometimes I play with her, if I remove the torch, she will start crying and she will stop when I return it back ..lols
I never saw myself being attracted to an animal like this, because am always scared of them. but from the day I met her, all my fear went away.
I begged my mom to let us keep her that I love her but she refused saying its exhausting to rear chicken.
On the last Sunday of the year, I came home from church to meet her death. they've just passed the knife through her throat when I came in. I shed tears and then I just lock up but I never ate from the chicken at all till it finished.
Looking forward to starting my own poultry farm this year by God's grace.
awww you're a naturally kind person. Similar thing happened to me. I travelled early this year to my aunts place and when I was scheduled to return home, she gave me a very big cock: biggest I had ever seen infact, to give to my mum. At first I was a little hesitant and gradually I formed a bond with this cock. Long story short, I had to kill it myself. It was heartbreaking, but i had to do it and reminded myself that they are animals for a reason.
HealthRe: Pile (homorrhoids) Is Dealing With Me, Please Help by Darkmode64: 11:01pm On Oct 26, 2021
arixona:
First things first,go to a pharmacy and get castor oil to soften your stool,then ask them for one bullet shaped thing that is meant for insertion...then you can then ask them for the drugs for it....I've forgotten the names of the drugs I used ...hope it helps...
N/B after the use of the castor oil,don't leave the house if you don't want to have a very bad day cos you'll have to visit the toilet more often
I'm guessing Anasol?
HealthRe: Pile (homorrhoids) Is Dealing With Me, Please Help by Darkmode64: 10:59pm On Oct 26, 2021
Sorry for the health challenges you're currently experiencing. Visit this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6810685/please-me-how-treat-pile/1#106887507 similar condition was mentioned.
I hope you get a new lease of life soonest.
TV/MoviesRe: FG To Direct All TV Stations To Use Sign Language Interpreters by Darkmode64: 3:11pm On Oct 16, 2021
AndikanEssien:
Uncle friend of a deaf, your view of the matter is based on just a single experience so to speak. I am speaking from a general point of view but your bent on making me align with you on your narrow view. No na!
Ok
CrimeRe: My Close Encounter With 419 Men by Darkmode64: 10:10pm On Oct 15, 2021
Goalnaldo:
Your mouth ehn grin
She no dey slack walahi. grin grin grin
CrimeRe: My Close Encounter With 419 Men by Darkmode64: 10:07pm On Oct 15, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
Someone saying "Nne" to you.

And you know he speaks your language

Like if a one chance thief says "Omo".

I'll then conclude that he speaks Yoruba.

False generalisation.
Accounts like yours on nairaland should be flagged and suspended. Unfortunately, mods won't do the needful. Just look at the horse sh*t you're spewing.
TV/MoviesRe: FG To Direct All TV Stations To Use Sign Language Interpreters by Darkmode64: 9:56pm On Oct 15, 2021
AndikanEssien:
Young man abi woman I am a sign language interpreter and live in the world of the deaf. Your friend in the University wasn't born deaf, he only lost his ability to hear later on in life and had already learnt how to speak and communicate orally. For individuals who were born deaf or who became deaf at a very young age sign language becomes their vehicle to education.
We could keep going back and forth without you seeing my point, oh ye sign language interpreter. This has clouded your ability to comprehend what I'm passing to you, sadly. All the best.
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Broke Into My Apartment When I Travelled by Darkmode64: 9:53pm On Oct 15, 2021
naijainstinct:
Simply just obtain a police report and proceed to court. Even though you owe him, he should have obtained an eviction order from the court. He has broken the law. If you don't sue him, he will do it again. We are not in a jungle, there's a due process for everything. Being owed is not a reason to act outside the ambit of the law. Also, don't allow anyone harass you. Going by the ACJA 2015, police should not interfere in civil matters such as this. Indebtedness is not a criminal offence. The reason why you are reporting to the police is because a criminal offence has been committed by your landlord i.e obtaining your asset without your notice (a.k.a stealing) and breaking into your apartment (a.k.a burglary)

The compensation you will get will surpass the rent you are owing. Make sure you pay your rent from that. All the best.
Whoa are you a lawyer or something? Learnt a lot from this.
TV/MoviesRe: FG To Direct All TV Stations To Use Sign Language Interpreters by Darkmode64: 9:31pm On Oct 15, 2021
6ixT8:
Deaf mute.
Tbh, this is correct. Nigerians need to unlearn things that are recognized as slurs . What is deaf and dumb? Toooor
TV/MoviesRe: FG To Direct All TV Stations To Use Sign Language Interpreters by Darkmode64: 9:28pm On Oct 15, 2021
AndikanEssien:
I get your point. When I said literate I meant those who understood and could communicate well in sign language. In fact deafs can hardly be literate in other fields without the ability to communicate and understand sign language (there are exceptions though). Special schools for deafs (which is available from Primary to University education) students are basically taught in sign language as well as the use of pictogram. One can hardly acquire a degree if he lacks ability to comprehend and communicate in the language.
Some deaf people lip-read. You've never seen or heard that before? Back in Uni, I had a friend who couldn't hear in both ears but could lipread. You'd hardly know because he's pretty good at it. He doesn't know how to sign and he speaks remarkably better than normal hearing people. Until you've lived or any form of sensible verbal dialogue with a deaf person, all you'll be doing is speculate. Just clearing the air on the emboldened, dassal.
TV/MoviesRe: FG To Direct All TV Stations To Use Sign Language Interpreters by Darkmode64: 2:27pm On Oct 15, 2021
AndikanEssien:
Of course, not all deafs are literate in sign language just like not all hearing persons in Nigeria are literate in English. Hence allowing those literate in sign language benefit from media contents is only fair
I'm not sure you understood my point here. Not all literate deaf can sign! Inasmuch as this would benefit deaf people, one has to learn it. Though, I'm not undermining the initiative as it would go a long way in ensuring people living with certain disabilities are carried along.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Couple Celebrate 60th Wedding Anniversary (photos) by Darkmode64: 11:28am On Oct 15, 2021
pocohantas:
Una dey always get options when young na.

That time sense is not found and gbola is very active. Naso una go dey do like Hitler. Claiming men-are-polygamous-in-nature.

You people forget na una old age dey do strong things pass. Small thing, stroke, kidney failure, diabetes. By that time, all your options (side-chicks) are long gone. You’ll now be blackmailing your virtuous wife into becoming a personal nurse. Reminding you to take your drugs and cooking oilless vegetable soup with plantain swallow.

If God come punish you with woman wey sabi revenge. She would leave you at home and go for omugwo in the US permanently. You will na wear obituary t-shirt and sit in front of your bungalow with a newspaper, watching every movement. One useless redpiller will see you there and come to create thread. “Men take care of yourselves, what I noticed with my neighbour”. The moomoo won’t ask the neighbour how he landed in that situation.

You men won’t give a woman your youth, but when your engine has knocked, you will return home to saddle her with a badly maintained Nigerian used body. Nonsense!

Happy Anniversary to the couple. kiss
Adieu papa/mama shirt abi grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: FG To Direct All TV Stations To Use Sign Language Interpreters by Darkmode64: 11:22am On Oct 15, 2021
AndikanEssien:
You're very foolish to say who sign language help, I no blame you. You rate deafs as lesser humans with limited comprehension abi. If you care to know that are many deafs who are more educated, have more degrees and are more talented than you. They deserve to be carried along. Sign language is their "mother tongue" so they need to be kept in the know as well.
@ the emboldened. Not for all deaf people. Some can hold a conversation simply by lipreading. Not all deaf people sign. Get your facts though.
TV/MoviesRe: FG To Direct All TV Stations To Use Sign Language Interpreters by Darkmode64: 11:19am On Oct 15, 2021
It should interest you to know not all deaf people (highly educated ones for instance) can sign because they can speak fluently having attended normal schools. The notion most Nigerians have that someone who is deaf can also be dumb is a silly one. Transcribing speeches could go a long way as it further promotes reading culture.
RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Tell A Boy You Have Vaginal Infection? by Darkmode64: 7:53pm On Oct 12, 2021
siofra:
It's not that easy. I've tried my dear, it's been four years now.
Wow 4 years
Award goes to most persistent young man who doesn't back down! wink angry cheesy
EducationRe: Class Room Population, Does It Matter To You? by Darkmode64: 7:13pm On Oct 12, 2021
maureensylvia:
Yea it's a private school, the overcrowding was my major concern... I had to give private lesson a thought

Lalasticlala howfar cheesy
People should share there ideas on this
Private coaching won't be a bad idea honestly. It would go a long way ensuring the child retains all that has been taught. There's a kid I teach around here (albeit free of charge grin) things he's yet to be taught at school. So when the teacher eventually touches the subject, it feels like a refresher. He's doing very well.
CrimeRe: Perry The Tiktok Girl Speaks Out After She Was Beaten By Cultists In Edo (Video) by Darkmode64: 11:30am On Oct 12, 2021
pharoahs:
Another cultist spotted
Cmon... You can do better. Assumption is lethal, you know? I'm not in anyway a cultist but sometimes, you just don't care and that's just about it. tongue
EducationRe: Class Room Population, Does It Matter To You? by Darkmode64: 8:59pm On Oct 11, 2021
maureensylvia:
I'm coming from the parents angle
I'll use my self as an example, last term.. my first son's class was thirty something.. that's too much for me.. though they had two teachers

I was already contemplating on removing him from the school, this term, as if the school management knew, they divided the class into 2.

I feel more comfortable with it
Oh wow. That's a little too much. I'm guessing it a private school? You have a good reason to be worried because it makes learning very difficult in some cases (even with two teachers). Reports say overcrowding reduces students' ability to pay attention. If your child is a fast learner, this shouldn't be a problem for him/her and finally, for you cool
EducationRe: Class Room Population, Does It Matter To You? by Darkmode64: 8:40pm On Oct 11, 2021
maureensylvia:
Yea kinda
Or do you prefer high populated class for competition sake?
Let's narrow it down.
As a teacher or as a parent?
As a teacher, the more students you have, the lesser chance of quick assimilation by student.
RomanceRe: Does Hot Guinness Stout Remove Pregnancy Of Two Weeks by Darkmode64: 8:38pm On Oct 11, 2021
Snitch24:
Makes no sense to me poatinor and other drugs Also goes to the stomach
Yes they do and are manufactured in such a way that elements in the drugs
would create a chain reaction with the enzymes in the stomach to achieve a purpose.
Don't be ignorant. I'm sure you can comprehend
RomanceRe: Does Hot Guinness Stout Remove Pregnancy Of Two Weeks by Darkmode64: 8:32pm On Oct 11, 2021
I'll pardon your ignorance but hear this. Pregnancy occurs in the womb. Drinking contents of stout goes directly to the stomach. So put the two together and try making sense out of it. This should answer your question.

Rada rada angry
InvestmentRe: The Devil That Hijacked Or Hacked My Facebook Account That I've Been Using Since by Darkmode64: 8:20pm On Oct 11, 2021
Op, I know the individual in the photo and he's nothing near being fraudulent/a fraudster. The person just used his pics to deceive you. They don't use their real pics.
EducationRe: Class Room Population, Does It Matter To You? by Darkmode64: 8:08pm On Oct 11, 2021
Well, I don't know what you're asking exactly. Did you mean effects of this low number on students?
CrimeRe: Perry The Tiktok Girl Speaks Out After She Was Beaten By Cultists In Edo (Video) by Darkmode64: 8:06pm On Oct 11, 2021
Who cares, lol
FamilyRe: My Cousin refuses to do any house chores because he's a guy by Darkmode64: 7:08pm On Oct 11, 2021
Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] You're being more stupid than necessary. Kindly stay the fvck off my mentions
Keep dwelling on self-imposed ignorance. You'll wallow in abject poverty of the mind. Òde once again
I'm in your mentions and there's nothing you can do about it. tongue
FamilyRe: My Cousin refuses to do any house chores because he's a guy by Darkmode64: 6:39pm On Oct 11, 2021
Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] Good luck with that. But just know you're living in Nigeria , not New York where feminism and stupidity go hand in hand
I don't understand the point you're driving at here. So she's supposed to become a slave to her cousin and constantly yield to his demands, while he can't help no matter how little? With his entitled behaviour.
Kids on nairaland sha. You obviously weren't raised right. I'll be waiting for your rubbish reply. Ode

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