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CrimeRe: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Darkmode64: 10:14am On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
Yhu will still never end well, except yhu repent. Yhu can't be defrauding others and think yhu will have a happy ending just by paying tithes and giving back to the street.

Try as hard as yhu can, yhu still can't justify being a theif. Yhu steal from others, break their hearts, leave them in debt, make them cry and yhu think it can ever be better for yhu? Never!!!!!
While I agree with your take on the subject, could you do something about writing "you" as "yhu" fgs embarassed

*Face palm*
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Launches 100+ missiles Over Israel As Civilians Hide In Bomb Shelters by Darkmode64: 9:57pm On Oct 01, 2024
Bizmind95:
LoL....let's see how Netayahu plans to defeat lran when lsraeli soldiers are still running around like headless rats inside endless mesmerizing tunnels in Gaza fighting common undertrained and ill-equipped Hamas for a year now upon say Gaza is just 7 times the size of this our Onitsha city here...yet Hamas is still standing strong!...lsrael that everyone knows their undeniable weakness...which is the very fact that their citizens can't stomach too many war casaulties...cus of their small population...Just like during the Yom Kippur war with Egypt in 1973...lsrael clearly won the war both militarily and tactically...but just for the fact that the Egyptians managed to kill around 2,300 lsraeli troops...The lsraeli population saw the war as a defeat and massively revolted causing the resignations of P.M Golda Meir and the celebrated one-eyed Army chief Moshe Dayan...and you want to fight people like lran whose citizens took almost a million war casaulties during the 1980s lran/Iraq war...still they fought Saddam Hussein to a stalement for ten good years!...at a time that the lraqi Army was ranked fourth best in the world! How can you even be fighting people whose greatest wish in life is to die fighting as Matyrs and expect to winhuh Netayahu will finally fulfill all the biblical prophecies especially in the book of Prophet Jeremiah about the lsraeli God Yahweh severely punishing the lsraelites for sinning and going against his ways...especially now that half of Israeli men have turned Gays..Bis..Transgenders..non-binarys etcs and half of their women have turned...Les...Bis...Transgender etc!
My issue with this nonsense you wrote up there is the lack of punctuation. What is this? OmG embarassed
FamilyRe: Navigating Marital Challenges: Values & Priorities Alignment - Seminar by Darkmode64: 11:47am On Oct 01, 2024
Chijeep:
So that is Mr. Seun and his wife.
Thank God for their union.
Nice seminar, atleast this one is far better than bobrisky n Tonto dike news
You go just open your mouth waaa like tap. That's not Mr. Seun.
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Darkmode64: 11:42am On Aug 22, 2024
lavylilly:
Hope you collected their numbers?
Oops. No I didn't. Although, the tax officer's contact is listed on the TaxPro Max user dashboard.
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Darkmode64: 11:33am On Aug 22, 2024
lavylilly:
Apologies for the late response. Please reach out to your account officer at the tax office.
Hey boss. I eventually went to their office. I was able to do the documentation successfully. Was also issued a VAT Letter. The only issue is i don't know when the TIN can be validated online yet.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump’s Crowds In The Past Week In Michigan, Minnesota & North Carolina(pics) by Darkmode64: 9:50pm On Jul 31, 2024
bluebay:
Beleive me, America is too complex for a woman to rule.. Can you remember the case of therressa May in UK? kamala was part of Biden administration and neither kamala nor Biden was in control of the country and Kamala emerging as the president won't change a thing.. Trump will win
Before Uk had Theressa May, there was Margaret Thatcher. Look it up.
No country is too complex for a woman to rule.
Don't forget these notable countries with women in leadership: Greece, Serbia, Barbados, and Georgia.
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Darkmode64: 10:25am On Jul 31, 2024
walex2:
wait for 24hrs it will be active. Go to tin verification portal use RC/BN for search and enter your CAC registration number
Hey boss. I waited 24 hours but didn't get activated. So I went to their office and was told that I would need to complete documentation of necessary documents provided by CAC. I don't have any problems with that. However, I am asked to include "auditor's name and address" in one of the questionnaires I'm meant to answer on a letterhead. I don't have an auditor and wonder how to get one. What do you advise? Sorry for the inconvenience.
EducationRe: 2024/2025 UNILAG Msc & Postgraduate Info Thread - All You Need To Know by Darkmode64: 7:12am On Jul 31, 2024
Chibexe:
Chat me on whatsapp 07030616510
Okay I will. Thank you
EducationRe: 2024/2025 UNILAG Msc & Postgraduate Info Thread - All You Need To Know by Darkmode64: 12:20pm On Jul 28, 2024
Chibexe:
Part time only. duration 2 yrs
Thank you so much. I truly appreciate your assistance. If it isn't much work for you, could you suggest any other Msc programme that runs for a year I could do with my discipline? Please I will truly appreciate it. Thank you.
EducationRe: 2024/2025 UNILAG Msc & Postgraduate Info Thread - All You Need To Know by Darkmode64:
Chibexe:
You aint eligible for MSc psychology with your first degree.

but you can do PGD psychology or Master of managerial psychology.
Thank you for your suggestions. Is the managerial psychology part-time or full-time? Also, what's the ideal duration of the programme. Thanks once again
EducationRe: 2024/2025 UNILAG Msc & Postgraduate Info Thread - All You Need To Know by Darkmode64: 11:08pm On Jul 26, 2024
Hi Chibexe good evening

Would you suggest a master of science in psychology?
I have a BSc in Industrial Design (futa)

I would appreciate any other course suggestions you may have. Many thanks
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Darkmode64: 8:11pm On Jul 19, 2024
walex2:
wait for 24hrs it will be active. Go to tin verification portal use RC/BN for search and enter your CAC registration number
Thanks so much . I appreciate your help.
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Darkmode64: 7:31pm On Jul 19, 2024
lavylilly:
You need to register with them officially and the will issue you a VAT letter.
Sorry to bother you boss. I already did the registration on their site & got the successful message below. Do you think I should visit their office for this VAT letter.

CareerRe: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Darkmode64: 4:41pm On Jul 19, 2024
lavylilly:
Yes it's normal for them to verify the TIN. The way the FG is going no one will run from taxation again.
okay I understand thank boss. But why is it still showing "Kindly visit your taxoffice and register on TaxPro Max" when I search the TIN?
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Darkmode64:
walex2:
it is a general network issue from tax promax
Hey boss. I was finally able to get this sorted. I registered on TaxPro Max website successfully. However, when I tried to look up my TIN on the verification portal it said "Kindly visit your taxoffice and register on TaxPro Max". The bank wants to verify the TIN and I'm wondering If this is "normal". Thanks in advance.
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Darkmode64: 9:55pm On Jul 11, 2024
walex2:
it is a general network issue from tax promax
Okay thanks bro.
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Darkmode64: 2:19pm On Jul 11, 2024
walex2:
click F5 to refresh the error will be resolved.
Boss, it's still the same. I've used different networks. Still getting error 500 even after refreshing.

CareerRe: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Darkmode64: 9:10am On Jul 11, 2024
walex2:
click F5 to refresh the error will be resolved.
Okay will do that, thanks for your response.
CareerRe: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by Darkmode64: 12:53am On Jul 11, 2024
walex2:
go to your FIRS office where your TIN is domiciled, ask for TIN update form, fill it accurately and use the company email address, email notification will be sent to you immediately, then you can login to tax promax and do your VAT return in the comfort of your office, apply for TCC on tax promax and your application will be queried based on what you said earlier that there was no record of VAT return, secondly failure to submit an audited account for the Year ended 31st December 2022 after June 30th 2023 attract a penalty of #60,000 each month. For how to go about filing on tax promax and how to reduce your penalty and get your tax clearance within 2 weeks you can send me a PM and my firm will have one on one engagement with your boss for my terms and conditions of service
Hello boss.
I'm in a bit of a dilemma regarding taxpro max stuff. After CAC registered my company successfully, I proceeded to taxpro max website to complete application. However, I can't seem to get past OTP validation section. It throws off error 500. I've been on this for days now. Please could you advice me on what to do? Do you think visiting their physical office could fix this? Many thanks

BusinessRe: My Unfortunate Experience With Geegpay Africa by Darkmode64: 9:34am On Jun 25, 2024
10mobile:
Hello!
Is Cleva worth it?
Yes It is. Been using Geegpay as well. Just make sure you submit ideal documents for your KYC.
RomanceRe: Whom Will You Marry Between These 2? by Darkmode64: 1:19pm On Jun 13, 2024
Choosing between a girl who was with you when you had nothing and a girl who made you rich is tough. Loyalty and sticking with you through tough times are priceless, but so is the ability to help each other succeed. Ultimately, it's about who you feel a deeper connection with and who shares your values and vision for the future. Both types of support matter, but genuine love and understanding should come first in any relationship.

Dear men, remember if you choose the girl who was with you when you had nothing, her presence during the tough times suggests a deeper emotional bond and genuine affection that is not tied to material success.

Choose wisely cheesy.
HealthRe: Prince Ovwiomodiowho Accuses R-Jolad Hospital In Death Of Pregnant Wife, Son by Darkmode64: 11:01am On Jun 10, 2024
seborrhic:
Unfortunate series of events,but what I find troubling and suspicious in his narrative of events is this:if your wife was not contracting after rupture of the membranes,what the hospital did was what any other standard facility would do,they started with cytotec,at the lowest dose recommended,repeated when there was still no noticeable contraction,then scaled up to oxytocin.
The one issue I found with the Hospital management is that they would have exhausted the full 4 dose regimen of cytotec before starting with oxytocin.
The problem with dealing with men like this that feel they know it all from what they read is that you must play everything by the book,if not they would use one issue as being the cause of a mishap.
All these things he mentioned, paediatrician being present,physician,using infusion pump,partograph,CTG monitor,etc,even in advanced countries they are not as it's made out to be where all these personnel and instruments would be available.
I bet if he had been told from the onset that his wife needed to be sectioned,he would have blatantly refused and told them to exhaust every other means.
But here he is finding fault with every step taken.
It's sad he has lost both wife and child,but finding fault with every step is just ridiculous.
His wife came by 11am with no issues,was he expecting the consultant to be on ground monitoring an expected uneventful labour?
Let the hospital say it's own side of the story.
Mishaps happen all over the world and there is no where every case is done by the book.
It's sad and may God grant him the fortitude to bear the loss.
Did you read where it was said that he's a registered anesthetic nurse? He's definitely had his experience.
PoliticsRe: 'Obidient' Ife Salako Comes For Wole Soyinka After Verbal Attack On Peter Obi by Darkmode64: 8:32pm On May 25, 2024
DesChyko:
You are right. What I admire most is the architecture of the hospital ward he is in. It's mind-blowing that it was intricately crafted in form of a car.

Kudos to Julius Berger for such wonderful craftsmanship.
You sef deserve award for the most top-tier use of sarcasm cos whaaaaat cheesy grin
HealthRe: Father Of 12 Found Dead Inside Brothel In Bayelsa After Sex Romp by Darkmode64: 3:05pm On May 08, 2024
Onyiiobi7735:
Irresponsible father of 12 gone to account for his life on earth before his Maker.Only God knows the magnitude of the shame and stigma that would be upon the unfortunate family of the man.
People would be definitely mocking the children, calling them children of an ashawo man, whose father died in an ashawo house.
Some men are just too stupid to know the consequences of their actions on their immediate families.
As funny as this sounds, you're absolutely right. What an unfortunate occurrence
BusinessRe: CAC Post Incorporation Services, File Annual Returns & Miscellaneous fillings by Darkmode64: 6:06pm On Apr 25, 2024
happiness440:
@Darkmode64,

Thanks for your question. Yes, currently, you can upgrade your business name to Private Limited Liability Company. Since you registered this year, your annual returns filing is not yet due till next year.
Another option is register your business name afresh as a Private Limited Company by starting a fresh registration. It's permissible to use same name but now for Private Limited Company.

Have a nice day.
Thank you for your response. Someone was trying to confuse me and I had to equip myself with the knowledge of an expert. I appreciate you!
BusinessRe: CAC Post Incorporation Services, File Annual Returns & Miscellaneous fillings by Darkmode64: 8:50am On Apr 22, 2024
happiness440:
Blessed Sunday
Hello. Please I have a question. I got my business name registered in January this year. Is it possible to get it incorporated at the moment? I anticipate your response.
BusinessRe: My Unfortunate Experience With Geegpay Africa by Darkmode64: 2:22pm On Apr 16, 2024
Daspokeslady:
Good evening everyone
Well, they took all the funds in my card since December last year and ever since I can not use their service but I wrote a mail to them warning them.

If I can get about 50-100 freelancers who are having terrible experiences with them, happy to write this story and have it published in one of the dailies by the end of next month.

The fact that there are no labour laws that protect freelancers does not mean they should be mistreated.
Hello, what's the outcome of this? Were you able to access your money eventually
BusinessRe: My Unfortunate Experience With Geegpay Africa by Darkmode64: 2:18pm On Apr 16, 2024
Peaceose9:
You should try out Cleva Banking, they have very seamless KYC process and one thing I love about them is their swift customer support. Honestly, they are always willing to help

Another good thing about them is that with just your BVN and ID card, you can open a free USD account in minutes. Make sense guys for real!


I highly recommend them💯
You can check them out at getcleva.com
This is good. Will definitely try it out.
TravelRe: Foreign Carriers Engage In Price War To Frustrate Air Peace Out Of London by Darkmode64: 1:31am On Apr 08, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Man you are very unintelligent. You talk so much nonsense all the time. Ordinarily I would chuck it up to very poor quality education but your pattern of behavior shows an extremely low IQ individual who is garrulous and not very bright .

What do you mean by consult with foreign airlines ? Did they consult with Nigerian aviation minister or sector before tripling and quadrupling their ticket prices ?

Stop always confirming our suspicion that you are very unintelligent and learn to be silent when faced with topics your handicapped IQ cant handle .

Learn to think like a patriot and not be always so hateful and negative.
Keep your stupidity focused on your family and not this nation.

We all want a better Nigeria
Omo you don k*ill the guy oo. Nice one.
FamilyRe: What Made You Divorce Your Partner? by Darkmode64: 10:43am On Jan 21, 2024
woginid967:
Errrm she cheated with a younger boy who was a junior staff, whose gf was her colleague.

Her reasons was I was too strict and i wanted to know her wherabouts and I corrected her often, so she confided him the guy and used him secretly as back up, for 6 years, till the guy publicly insulted me and i fired him.

Then the truth came out.

I left her quietly, till now I wonder how i kept forgiving her MANY misgivings till she got confident enough to do this 🙄

Anyway now she is for many guys and being used by rough guys, i leveled up, got wealthy, converted the pain to purpose. Moved on with firm resolution never to give my strength to women again. Its been years now and my growth has been massive,

Thank God for lessons learned.
I share with your pain. On a totally different topic, please I'm currently out of work. I'll be grateful for anything you think is appropriate within your network. Thank you
HealthRe: Help! Medical Advice Needed by Darkmode64(op): 10:48pm On Jan 06, 2024
Bela19:
Please can u send me your email address I will like to talk to you about my tonsillitis I need medical advice. Thank you
Hey boss, I'll follow you. Shoot me an email
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Negative Act Are You Stopping This 2023? by Darkmode64: 9:37pm On Jan 01, 2024
abba190:
read again
It was sarcasm. You must be fun at parties. angry
This joke flew right over your head, lol

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