₦airaland Forum

aliumujib:
Still available?

I offer the service though.

EmmyMaestro:
Posts are not yet plenty because Nairalandrs have gone to check her videos first

This I have seen

Lmaooo first things first.

This is wrong. Couldn't you blur their faces? Don't you know they are young and just starting their life? Are you m@d or something?

ValCon888:
Before you decide, remember that all of them in that photo are still alive, except one that has been dead for 17 years.

The one that is dead recently set a record for holding the number 1 song in the world , number 1 movie in the world , and number 1 book in the world all at the same time.

The choice is yours.

Truly the GOAT 🐐

terrezo2002:
Michael Jackson.
When the others die, you won't hear of them that much again. When they are no longer active, they lose their relevance.
I was surprised to see a little boy who wasn't born saying Michael Jackson was his favorite musician.

My guy you no lie at all. Even my niece that was born more than 7-8 years after his death, MJ is her biggest fan. She's learned his songs completely unaided!

thesicilian:
Yeah, it's crazy and scary.
Many people do not get to know when they'll take their last bath, eat their last food, take their last pic, tell their most loved ones bye for the last time etc

I'm telling you. That's why they say cherish every moment you spend with people. They may be your last. May God help us.

thesicilian:
I saw somewhere that some people have already bought the clothes, cars etc they'll eventually die in

As crazy as this sounds, it's the truth. Also, some of the pictures we'd take would later be used for an obituary. Once again, that's crazy.

Tenses:
Story

Did he give GEJ that ultimatum before he hit the street with his congregation.

What do you people want exactly? He has openly called out Tinubu and have given him a directive but you're here still throwing tantrums like a ventriloquist dummy. Sigh

Ma, we don't want him to do anything again. Please advice him to throw in the towel. The one wey he do don okay. Eshey pupo ma.

yarimo:
Oby ezekwesili you have never react or condemn IPOB terrorists activities in your state, just a reminder

Niggah... Shut the fvck up. Can you?

Checkwell:
Content creation will send people to their early graves. He who has two ears should hear word.

What are you saying? He had to wait until the cows moved away from the highway then recorded them. If he didn't record, how would you have seen it. Be like say you don drink something sha

Unforgiveness is corrosive and only burdens one. I ask you this; all for what? You're mortal and can leave this world in a blink of an eye.

All for what?

LordBiden:
No you are wrong.

The #150k should be for feeding and general upkeep of the house which the man will benefit from.

Yen yen yen. Is it from the 150k he'd use for transporting himself to work every day? But you were quick to counter what someone said about spending the remaining 50k on himself. The 50k no be him tfare be that?

L0wk3y:
Be like na you be first with the bum rash too!

You're absolutely right

First to comment. You do have a point.

May her gentle soul rest in peace. Amen

Pojomojo:
It’s understandable why former President Olusegun Obasanjo holds such a strong view about Nigeria’s refineries, given his past experience. But saying they will never work again may be too absolute—and perhaps overlooks what is still possible with the right approach.

First, the challenges he listed—poor maintenance, corruption, and outdated capacity—are real. Even Nigerian National Petroleum Company Limited has admitted the refineries are currently underperforming. However, those problems are not unique to Nigeria, and other countries have successfully revived aging refineries through proper reforms, transparent management, and credible technical partnerships.

Second, the global energy landscape has evolved since Obasanjo’s time in office. While major oil companies like Shell plc may prioritize upstream profits, there are now specialized refinery operators and engineering firms whose business is exactly this—turning around inefficient downstream assets. That’s precisely what NNPC is trying to tap into with its current search for technical partners.

Also, the success of the Nigeria LNG Limited project that Obasanjo referenced actually strengthens the case for reform rather than abandonment. It shows that with the right ownership structure, governance, and private-sector discipline, state-linked energy projects in Nigeria can work.

Then there’s the example of Aliko Dangote’s refinery. While it highlights how efficient private investment can be, it doesn’t necessarily mean public refineries are beyond saving—it simply raises the standard they must meet. Competing may be difficult, but not impossible, especially if the goal is to reduce import dependence and strengthen energy security.

In reality, the question isn’t whether the refineries can ever work again—it’s whether Nigeria is willing to implement the tough structural changes needed to make them work. That includes transparency, accountability, and possibly letting go of full government control.

So rather than writing them off completely, it may be more productive to see this moment as a test: can Nigeria finally fix what has long been broken, or will history repeat itself?

So na AI you dey use type comment? Abegi bro

KushSpatacus:
Six (6) persons got the SI scholarship and 1 person is on reserve list from Nigeria

For the Pioneering Woman in STEM
Eight persons got the scholarship and 1 person on the reserve list from Nigeria

Congratulations to those that got shortlisted!!!!!

And to those who didn't get shortlisted, the LORD is your strength!!!!

Abi oo. Life goes on. We move. Unto the next.

This young man is currently married to someone else. Apparently, ship sailed after a couple of years being with Jodie.. Life.

Kobicove:
All the unnecessary fuss about food and drinks is not warranted as far as I am concerned cos none of us will leave this earth alive

Honestly can't be the only one just disgusted about the writeup. You eat healthier than a ret@rd, you still die though. Nothing dey this life.

ZUBY77:
Some of them are always arguing. Arguing and arguing.
I know one of them.
Her eyes will clear one day.

Arguing instead of listening actively. They sometimes listen to reply and argue, but never listen to understand.

saasala:
Take every advise except for those asking you to change the UI.

Leave the looks the way it is.

Exactly what I just said in my comment

Mr. Seun, it is very commendable of you, as the founder, to ask users how Nairaland can be made more intuitive. That level of openness to feedback is truly admirable.

As a regular user of Nairaland, I honestly believe there isn’t much that requires improvement at the moment. While some users have suggested that the platform needs a UI overhaul, I respectfully disagree. A complete redesign could temporarily reduce visits, as many long-time users would need time to adjust to a new interface.

Nairaland is primarily an information-based platform, and its simplicity is one of its greatest strengths. The current layout is straightforward, functional, and easy to navigate. I personally know many users aged 60 and above who actively use Nairaland everyday and a major redesign could create unnecessary cognitive overload for them.

Nackzy:
Electricity is a function of where you are, currently I am living in a place they've not taken light for 5 years of my stay here, it's making it difficult for me to relocate.

What area is this if I may ask?

Gadafii:
Year 2023,I was faced with the most severe financial scarcity aka Sapa in my life, I was so down and depressed, literally breaking apart from within, but I maintained my outward composure and everlasting steeze, no body knew what was wrong with me, I couldn't ask for help neither could I talked to anyone about it.

While these was going on, I was in final year preparing for exams and writing my project, guys, I honestly considered suîcide, I was so broke there were days I don't even have pure water to drink for more than 24 hours, couldn't afford soap and toothpaste, I was just existing, but I kept showing up everyday, still made people around me laughed and comforted, because that's naturally who I am.

One conviction I had was that, I would not take my own life,if na hunger kpai me that's fine, but say I commit suîcide, never

It was a crazy experience I would never wish in my enemies, in that moment I figured I wouldn't really blame anyone that can't endure and decided to end it all.

Alhamdullilah today, I am still in my recovery phase, but things are way better than then and the future looks bright for me 😎😎😎

If you read to this part and you are currently facing financial scarcity, dépression, etc.. please don't end it, hang on a little bit, the universe is preparing you for something big, stay strong and have faith

As fr the young lady, may your soul rest in peace

My hope just renewed after reading this. Thanks chief

SmartPolician:
That means you don't know about T.I. (Clifford Joseph)!

FYI Clifford Joseph Jr.

Offpoint1:
Let me type what's on my mind.

You've not had sex for last 4 months, that's the cause. Your body has re-absorbed your sperms, some which are dirty and dead back into your system and your immune system is fighting them, your skin is reacting to it 😂

Go out there get some Dami-totologist and see a dermatologist afterwards 😂

F%0lish comment. You're so vain.

Northernblood8:
That face you make when you are about to 💦

Man grow the fvck up! People died in that accident. You don't know tomorrow. Be guided.

Kobojunkie:
1. Children date too, does that make them capable? Come on now! 🥱🥱🥱

2. Children need caregivers to raise them so they can become capable adults. It's not the children being deadset on having their caregivers to give them these needed training but a responsibility on the part of the caregivers to do this for those children. 🥱🥱

It is however not a wife's place to help regulate the emotions of her husband. That there is indicative of foundational problems in that union that can only be resolved if and when the husband becomes an adult. 🥱🥱

3. A wife should have no hand in helping guide or regulating her husbands emotions for him. One of the signs of maturity is ability to regulate ones own emotions and properly guide oneself into managing emotional energy in the right direction. Being an adult is more than simply meeting set age requirement. 🥱🥱


4. So because she made a mistake in marrying an immature man, she shouldn't them divorce him? What you are telling us is that when you realize you are lost, rather than accept the mistake and then work towards retracing your steps so as to get yourself back on the right track, you will instead continue on on into the wilderness wherever it will take you? 🥱🥱🥱

5. Train another woman's child who happens to be "head over you" because you believe this adult child will one day change to begin pleasing you like children do their mother's, abi? 🥱🥱🥱

6. Wrong! There is no such thing as your deadset husband. Any man who does not realize he has to always put his best foot forward for the women he supposedly loves is a man who does not love that woman but is around her for what he benefits from her. 🥱🥱🥱

People like you on Nairaland always amuse you. If only you can channel the same efforts towards bettering yourself, maybe you'll leave this position you're in.

It's always talk talk talk so that they appear somewhat smart. Nothing more.

SixSeven:
This is what 50 naira looks like. The fisherman and the sea, the sea (government) wants some of your fish.

Dem no send your tribe, see the faces on that note. How many of them are smiling They are all Nigerians like you.

Lmaoo I like your sense of humor