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Rukkydelta:
Pains of a short dude

I'm 6'1 and I don't consider myself to be short.

I'm not generalising but like 70% of "very tall" people that I've met act like humans with virus infected brains.

I hope they launch Itel X as well because these Chinese guys like to copy everything.

The only difference that I can see here is the transformation from Coke to fanta.

I'm not surprised at all. Some ogas at the top must have promised him freedom, I foresee this guy getting freed before January.

Number one Gucci Mane fan here. I wish you all the best big boss, GUWOP.

Skmoda360:
he is just acquiring everything....TOO MUCH MONEY AND MONOPOLY STRATEGY.
in other news
10 THINGS MEN DO BETTER THAN WOMEN.
1. Men drink better than women
2. They get ready on time better than women.
3. They drive better than women.
4. They play greater role in leadership better than women.
5. They are better in sports than women.
6. Academically and intellectually they are better in that aspect than women.
7. In self defence, they are better than women.
8. They are greater hustlers than women.
9. Men are better in forgiving their fellow man, than women forgives their fellow women.
10. Men saves money and makes investment better than women.

But After all said and done, it is actually a woman that gives birth to these men �
Cc lalasticlala zuckeburg again

And the women impregnated themselves abi?

Africans! See how they gathered around the poor bird. I know they would conclude that it's the witch that has been blocking their destinies.

andreweb:
Idi Ameen will not kill person with laugh: I have to keep law and order and it means that I have to kill my enemies before they kill me.

You guys should receive sense and stop spamming this forum with this nonsense.

I'm not a doctor but it's possible to knack a HIV positive person 100 times without protection and still not get the virus but even with a condom, you can still get other STDs that can lead to UTI.

crunchyDope:
wait y huh gal with more than 7 body count want guys to still chase em ? i min like seriously? #wait thats off topic

#ladies over to u

This one get Aphasia

WTF. No tell me say that stuff na chow, looks scary

cruchenutii:
Berra be careful before they organize your kidnapping, and use you for Ritual. That is if you're not the ritualist yourself LOL.

That's if the dude has actually seen an airport before. Might just be a lonely dude living in Mushin, and trying to use abroad style to score greedy and money loving chicks.

still needed

Even with my old age I've never been in love, don't wanna know it feels like. Even the small feelings that I used to get once in a while died in my year one when Pamela broke my small heart. I don't think I've had feelings for any girl in the past five years.

The single camera on my phones are useless to me let alone a dual camera. I still don't understand why people craze for pictures, the only thing I use my camera for is to snap my cooking.

Still needed

wasiy:
I have like four numbers, iPhone 4s CDMA ,very neat. call/ whatzapp 07038194394

I'll send you a message on Whatsapp.

Just as the title says, if you have a network locked or CDMA iPhone for sale, please post the details and pics. iPhone 4s, 5 or 5c would be most preferred, I just need it as an mp3 player.
Please my main concern is the neatness of the phone, I can't deal with scratches or cracks.

MichaelSokoto:
wa gbayi!

I don click Like button 4 u even add praya join so dat u will achieve dis ur dream.

I no go ever forget you when the money come, I go make sure you get cut from the white stuff.

holatin:
are you for real ?

Na joke but it won't be bad to just take a sample, maybe once in a lifetime.

Baba God bless my hustle so I go fit follow enjoy this white power.

hibiscus76:
I'm an mbaise lady and this has chased a lot of intending suitors..lol


But really it's negotiable

Negotiable like when they give 2m naira bill, you then negotiate up to 1.95m abi?

Vivere:
Last time I attended a Catholic church, I slept off. I cannot even remember the title of the sermon, or the name of the vicar. But the day I attended RCCG I not only danced all through, I still remember the topic of the sermon and its entire contents, as well as the 7 warfare prayer points, we prayed on that day. Meanwhile, I attended the RCCG service, two months before the one in the Catholic church....

You see the Irony in this life, the reasons you gave for attending RCCG is the reason why I don't go to Pentecostal churches and the one you gave for the Catholic Church is the same reason I attend it.

kessel:
I just pity for some folks who fall into the wrong hands.
I remember once,a guy brought fake keyboard to our service centre for servicing with all the weirdest comolain unimaginable ��

Please can you recommend a cheap keyboard for an absolute beginner and the cost of shipping to Abeokuta.

I'm very sure that 80% of that work will be the literature review.

The only of his song wey me I know na ' Ninja bi-ke oo, she wanna take a ride...'

Charly has refused to be a man, na the fans dressing I just dey observe since.
There one of his movies that I watched while growing up, he was the leader of a bad gang. I watched that movie continuously like say tomorrow no dey.

Put a bullet in his head. If you ain't got a gun check my profile and contact me. Say you are from nairaland when you call and I'll give you discounts including two bullets for the price of one.

ScotFree:
The OP thought the fastest way to the heart of nairalands girls is by writing a post that demeans guys and justifies cheating for women. He didn't think the blastings he'll receive will come from the women he hoped to get here. Ass licker! They dissapointed you. Go and have sense op. Stupid, senseless post. No Magnitude, no direction. Scalar quantity.

Baba the thing really touch you, doh.

The only difference I see is that she is now shinning brighter than her future, same ugly face. Abeg na bad thing if her primary school crush no dig fat babe, because I sure say she go be like their aunty then.