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hausadreturn:
what's your location Sir?

I'm at Abeokuta but I noticed that it is only fast in my area, it crawls in other parts of Abeokuta.

Glo fast die for my area. I get an average of 1MBps during day time and over 1.5MBps at night. I used over 4gb just yesterday with my beloved glo.

My own small sha

I'm only guilty of few and I f**king hate football. It's one of the most boring things that I've seen people devoted to.

I never knack before so I have got nothing to contribute, sorry.

innobarca:
Slim London used Lenovo Thinkpad T410 Laptop,Intel core
i5,2.40ghz speed ,160gb hdd,2gb ram,Windows 7 ultimate and
Upgradable to Wondows 10,Webcam,dvd rom,3 usb
ports,sdmi port,sd card port,finger print tech,wireless and
bluetooth ,4 hours battery ,14" screen size,charger.

45,000 Naira.... Negotiable.

07081043889 whatsapp.
Ojo Lagos.

Is there anyway I can get it at Abeokuta.

If I have the opportunity of going back to that camp, na to go burst big brother head. The guy annoy person die for that kitchen.

2shure:
Same jail rick ross rapped about.
Dade county jail

If found guilty
U will do your time
Your ass would get raped.
Dammy ud become a full time homo.
Just pray say your soap no fall down 4 shower
Or u come accross a 7inch thick homo.
Ud def geh rapped.
When u get to jail.
U beta join any of the confta thr for protection.
Remember yankee jail
Any tool is a weapon
Ranging from carved mirrors
To carved tooth brush
Metals.
Anything is a weapon
Carved knife

Chai, see wetin prison break don cause.

agbonkamen:
keep quiet. What do you know about Ladies?

I'll pretend that I dIdn't see this.

Most times if you start the chat with good English and intellectual openers, they won't reply, probably because they have nothing meaningful to contribute or that they are scared of good English.
Most ladies prefer to chat with male ass worshippers, especially those who will keep calling them sexy for hours.

optional1:
Nigerian guys are just too broke and lazy to work their soul out.










In sambisa forest come and beat me, if you are damn broke quote me.

That beating you are always asking for, I pray someone gives it hard to you one day and by one day, I mean soon.

Na this old man them say dey do NYSC? How can someone who graduated in 2006 be serving 10 years after abi na so the guy extra years pile up. Anyways wetin concern me put.

kingmolah:
this guy go be jankara human being o,u even dey proud to talk say u hardly change clothes...smh..like say nah better thing

Baba na joke na, ah ah

MrRichmond:
u sure say u be darkseid? or maybe u just a parademon

Na me oo. Check my movies, you go see say I dey hardly change clothes.

If there are two things that doesn't bother me in this life, it's definitely clothes and shoes. Last time I bought any shoe was over three years ago. If you no like wetin I wear, go hang yourself.

Oscarpraise:
Non of the phones even have large enough size battery, like the itel P51 which has 5000mAh. At this point in time in this country, it's more about battery size ooh

Go and tell Samsung that their latest S8 doesn't have a 5000mah battery like the Itel P51.

madgoat:
I am not in Benin. By the way, whats wrong with the watch that is prompting you to sell it?

I sell electronic gadgets.

still available

four watches currently available

still available

That shit ain't no python, thats a puff adder. He get luck.

madgoat:

I've got a new one for sale, just incase you are in Benin city.

My own plenty sha,
1. She must be SLIM; small boobs and yansh na added advantage.
2. She must be good at intelligent conversations because I hate talking about useless things.
3. She must be good at kitchen, I hate restaurants.
4. I love girls that laugh a lot - added advantage.
5. She must get fine face.
6. The most important of all, she must not be a slay queen.

I go add more once I chop finish.

Birthdays are nothing special to me, its just like every other day. I actually prefer it if people don't call or send me birthday messages.
So yesterday was my birthday and this my new babe called me in the evening. While we were talking, I told her it was my birthday. Na so she begin dey para say I no tell her. I told her it doesn't matter to me, na so she change mouth begin dey yarn say I no tell anybody cos I no wan spend money. I just lock up change topic.

I can relate to most of the points. The most annoying question of all is 'why don't you talk much'? I heard that question so many times back at NYSC camp, especially from the ladies. The funny thing is that many of the talkative ladies became attracted to me.

OMG Chester. We spoke like two days ago and he never mentioned that he had things bothering him. Too bad we won't be meeting ever again cos na heaven sure pass for me. RIP man.

In Erigga's voice
Ashawo die puna rest, no be lie bros.

bobo65:
U b cook?

Nope, I just love cooking my own food.

bobo65:
Abi u want us to c ur food

Abeg reduce the slap. All na the same thing boss. Na only food pictures full my phone. I hate personal photographs.

You all should compare your pictures to these ones I took with my old BB curve 4. Just 5mp with no auto focus.

If you take Airtel serious, na you sabi. All their data plans have 'unlimited' attached to them; even the #100 data plan. I doubt if this one will be different.

super Neat