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The guy wasn't looking healthy to start with, he be like person wey wan die before. I hope he is happy with the spiritual version of iPhone 8 anywhere he is now.

I'll be like; babe if you have truly forgiven me, prove it by eating with me. And I go make sure she take the first bite, after that she go swerve.

aktem:
Its been more than 3 months already

Now we should celebrate it. I still remember when HIV anxiety almost killed me, I don't know I managed to convince myself that I had HIV; na so different symptoms begin dey show up everyday. I still thank God that it was just in my head.

Baba don't celebrate yet. If indeed she infected you with HIV, it won't show in the test results till after about 3 months. I'll suggest you go back and do the test in three months time. Till then, go and kpansh no more.

Alphaman007:
Brothers in the house and those with experience in aliexpress shopping. Please i need your help. I want to order for a phone and i need guidance so as not to be scammed.. I'd really appreciate if someone can put me through.. God bless

If there is anything you should be scared of, it should be NIPOST.

poksmahn:
shey ur signature is a line from Erigga

yes boss. I just forget my main guy, chai.

I'll give it to Vector.

He's my man.
I'm sure she was investing into the guy's life hoping that the guy would pay her in 100 folds later, but if she is complaining about the eating her money without spending his own, e mean say all Naija guys suppose enter road protest because I'm sure they are used to it.

The Mod who moved this unverified topic with its hideous title to the front page deserves to have his pee-pee stretched and caned.

Looks like what Frankenstein assembled. Are these people not tired of this SD 835 chip abi na there technology end. I'll pick the Galaxy S8 over this any day but hey, my money no reach for that one

Watch them well o,some might still be carrying something

Oshe 250k!

OlufemiOAP:
I just laid my hands on this phone 'Qiku F4' (Google it) The phone is a beast on it's own. Just like you're using iPhone ohh. Even the design is like iPhone 6. But ever since I did a factory reset on the phone, I have not been able to use the camera. Anytime I open the camera it's either it changes my song or start the music player if the latter is not in use. It will just stay blank. Even the flashlight wont work. It's always displaying 'please close camera' . My guy whom we both bought the phone together is not having such issues with his own. Please what can I do I don't want to lose this phone. It's a beast

Have you tried downloading anew camera app?

She became a guy with no dvck. Exactly what you call a pvssy nigga.

Them no well. If there are really interested in helping data subscribers, they should force these yeye network providers to increase their data cap.

Mine doesn't make any sound, maybe that's because I only use it in my dreams.

I have a friend who is from Ogun state, finished from FUNAAB and he is currently serving in FUNAAB.

afoshat:
Please guys my lenovo phone that is barely 3 months old is missing and I switched it off, please how can I track its location at least the area, it might gimme a clue of what to do, I need your help guys

Baba don't disturb yourself. Unless someone finds it and decides to return it, the phone don go be that. Na Naija we dey, I've never heard of anyone who found a missing phone by tracking it. I use the same phone though.

They can call it Nokia but it ain't Nokia. Na chaff be this.

Airoflaw:
wait for it...by 12am d world will end..

Shey 12am never pass? The world will end by 9:45pm today, I got the revelation last night.

At least the chic still fine without the excess make up unlike some of our Naija babes.

Sabrina18:
Being on social media all the time doesn't mean you are not dating, it means you are killing boredom and have nothing else to do.

Social media to kill boredom? Seriously, Facebook and it's siblings should be like the most boring thing ever invented.

I was there, just wanna mark my second attendance. The exercise was really good, I enjoyed every bit of it.

Sometimes dey deduct my airtime up to five times for a one page text. Useless network.

Narldon:



Ladies and Gentlemen


Permit Me to Show You the Wonderful Road that the Women from IHIAGWA Passed through to "Celebrate" ROCHAS

Na front of my lodge that year be this. I got baptized in that river after my final exam.

Does it mean that GTB will reverse their rate to #320 per dollar, if not, make dem carry their punishment swerve.
I didn't understand the first paragraph so I didn't bother to read the rest. OP abeg summarize for those of us wey no go school.

Two days ago, I was involved in a car accident that resulted in a fire. Nobody even think of fire extinguisher even though one dey inside the car. I just thank God that everyone escaped, only few people had injuries.

Has any homosexual ever wooed you?
Yes. There was a time a guy sent me a message on social media
and was asking if I like men.
I told him that if he sent me any more messages, I would pray and
he would go blind. The guy ran away after that.

The bolded got me laughing like crazy.

tosyne2much:
Egbon, wetin you wan talk for this matter now?

I dey come. Fuel finish for my ride that's why I park am there.

I'mma pack my ride here for now.

porkish1:
thanks bro

you're welcome.

zulex880:
And I thought I saw strafing

Baba your own case need special intervention, but I no go lie, na wetin I first see.