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we wafferians know these slangs , we even have more sef

fulaniHERDSman:
l hate bold thieves ... and this ubima hardened criminal tops my list

hahaha everybody knows Ameachi does not like money ,Lolz

she has a waist trainer on. she can't even breathe well

I've been married for 8years now,but my hubby hasn't proposed !
I'm still waiting for his proposal though .

alfredo4u:
I will try and make it brief...few month before I got my new job that took me out of my former location. During that period, I do all I can to make sure me and my family feed well and manage the way we can.

During that period, there is this guy in my neighborhood that my wife always confide in, at times she goes to his place to collect whatsoever she want in the guys fridge to eat. Which I warned her to stop doing and always manage what we have in the house with the children.

One night around 10:30pm, I caught her carrying things in her hand coming from the guys room, with that annoyance I slapped/kick her not minding the same guy coming at her back. Although, me and this guy do help each other whenever we do need each others help.

After that incident, I seriously warned her to stop entering any single guys apartment and to stop allowing guys into my apartment whenever I'm not around.

Just last two weeks, I called her around 10pm to wish her a wonderful night rest, during that call, I heard a voice in the background, I ask her who was that, only for her to tell me is the guy I asked her to stop entering my place whenever am not around. That he is watching match in my parlour. Immediately I banged the call.

The next morning, I called her and was correcting her of what she did, I asked her just one question 'what did she think the neighbours will say if they see him coming out of my place by that time of the night?......She started nagging on the phone and said she have her life to live, and I have mine and I can't stop her from the way she live her life....I now reminded her that I'm her husband and she should live to my expectations and abide by my rules, she said never. With that annoyance, I told her I will never send her feeding allowance to her again, that whenever she needs the children food, she should go to the supermarket across and collect their food. Although I do deposit cash for the children provisions up front.

Since that day, I stopped calling her and she never calls. Right now, I'm thinking of pulling my children away from her before she will corrupt the children.

House, pls kindly advise......pls if you don't have any useful advise, pls jump and pass ohhhhh. No insults pls

which kind of man be this ?


Oga u are not ripe enough for marriage at all . your post is annoying I swear . see how u are sounding as if your wife is your slave , msheeeeeeeew.


yeye man

ok

gnykelly:
you don give birth.

yes I have 3 kids

gnykelly:
I refuse to believe your first line. if she is gifted a twin or triplet. the chance of them being malnourished is high due to lack of sufficient breasst milk.


as for the man he knows where to settle himself.

lol . u can do a research on that , milk supply isn't about size of boobs , I'm talking from experience .

don't try this at home. Op please add "viewers discretion is advised !"

Merteenz:
Yoruba parents pride in the success(es) of their children

dnt be surprised the child might even be a 100L law student

gnykelly:
that's right she is a great musician. and her style is authentic.

but don't you think her future husband deserves a handful of handy and the children deserve richer and fuller milk jugs.

dnt be deceived , the size of the milk factory has nothing to do with the quantity of milk being produced as for the future husband I 'm sure he will be satisfied with that .

dnt also forget that she didnt create herself .

gnykelly:
actually dry yansh

she has a great voice and that's all that matters , she doesnt need yansh to promote her music ,her voice alone has made her famous .

who yansh EPP

Laeroy:
Yes I do love, however I don't want to mistake love for foolishness, I resigned my well paying job for marriage, I remember how hellish that year was for me.........So he said I should start a laundry business, he made out the plan but I was the one who paid for the shop and bought necessary equipments in it.....Both of us are the only one running it, although he works somewhere else....but his net income is actually very small cos his salary has been mortgaged....

I'm the one who does the bulk of the laundry job from washing to starching and iron, coupled with running the house and taking care of our child, So I insisted That we will do the job equally (what I mean Is if I'm starching he must starch as I can't be only the one starching), he sticks only to ironing which I also do....so he said.....I should be the one doing the bulk of the job and it must be for feeding purposes, I said I cannot which he then said I can leave if I can't...

I insisted dat if he can't help me with domestic responsibilities.....I can't help him with providing feeding allowance (this is only wat I do) for the family...

madam u are stubborn , from ur write up u sound like u are not ready to bend , there are ways u can handle these issues without throwing it in his face like u are a rival . you do not see him as a man anymore because of the help u HV been giving him. u no longer respect or regard him as the man of the house .

I'm a little surprised that u can watch your daughter sit at home even when its obvious the father can't afford it , but u can!

ruky sandals

StPete:
Imagine cumming and electricity dey shock you join, oboy dat one na double pleasure

electric orgasm

electric orgasm = burnt dickk

Omotaday:
You are already being jelous of our sex dolls.

jealous ke' I'm just concerned

:-)

TheHistorian:
Is the breast natural in the first place??

for where ? the only that thing that is natural in her body is her internal organ

Oxster:
We can afford it

even if u can , u won't buy it!!!

StPete:
Give it a few months and the price would crash. or better yet, a lower priced version would be made. Now is d time for d manufacturers to make their money

by the time they start making lower price version(inferior ones ) then many men would be electrocuted. can't even wait to see people being rushed to the hospital for sex doll mishap

what's all thee noise about the sex doll sef, alot of Nigerians can't afford it, they won't even buy it even if they have the money .

abeg make we hear word

Tyche:
Where's the insult dear? just trying to learn how you do it. Would love to dump my ATM

as an entrepreneur , my business money is not my money , so I earn salary like every other staff, then I create a monthly budget so I don't get to spend unnecessarily . I use cheques strictly for business transactions and not for personal expenses. if I have a budget on what I am suppose to spend money on , I dnt think I need to go about with an ATM swiping unnecessarily on shopping malls etc.

Tyche:
How do you manage it as one needs cash from time to time? You be market woman ni?

why the insults?

Nice one !

i have never owned or used an ATM card , this has really l helped me alot.

centboy123456:
cuz the guy cheat his is now a boy abi what about the girl she is now a woman abi

go and read his comment about what he posted on Facebook.

booqee:
Childish response..smh

Ok even if she's a former hoe..and so what? He married her..it's oritsefemi's headache to deal with. People should learn to mind their business. Oritsefemi also brought it on himself by ranting unnecessarily about his wedding.

Btw, it has become disgusting for men to want to insult women especially on social media and start by calling her olosho, ashawo, prostitute etc when they have nothing else to say to you..they call you a hoe. Even here on nairaland. That nonsense has to stop! Not every woman is automatically a hoe. Stop slutshaming!

seriously it has to stop especially here on Niaraland , if u argue with a guy the next thing u hear is "Olosho". the painful part of it is that they assume every female here is single and searching not minding the fact that there are lots of married women on this forum . Men should learn to show respect to women .

wetin I dey obey my papa for ? the one when I obey am b4 marriage never reach

morgan844:
i wanted her to feel the pain she caused me i have already pull down the picture. i never knew she will cry like a baby

if what u posted here is true then u are a boy , u sound too immature abeg . how old are you

is that why u are wearing the baby oversized dress

dollytino4real:
two
wit sucker? ajebutter

it's called a pacifier

Mad fellow , but girls on their part should keep themselves .

are u surprised ?