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she is crazy

after the traditional rites have been done. she is already married if she does not know, she thinks wedding is the main thing.

nonsense. maybe she has seen his banana and it's not enough for her, her yeye mind is somewhere else, nonsense, somewhere else as another big banana, rubbish. when she was busy showing doing pre-wedding poo poo she didn't realise Huh.

Iranu

nonsense and ingredients

Rawbissshhhh


but as a wafferian lemme pretend.

nice one. keep it up

foolish girls

your dad died in 2006 and your mum wants to marry in 2017 and u want to die abi


in case you don't know, if it was your mum that died in 2006 your dad would have remarried in 2007.


pls let this woman be, she is still young

I hate that part u said u can't bear another man drilling her , u want to drill her yourself? abi u nor dey drill another person pikin?

BluntBoy:
Who told you that I watch porn
Do you know the meaning of your moniker?

no I dnt

BluntBoy:
Who told you that I watch porn
Do you know the meaning of your moniker?

no I dnt

dasparrow:
So only married people with kids are allowed to celebrate their birthdays? So without life, can Uti get married and have kids? Have you not met people who were married at that age and have kids but today are dead and gone? Can they still raise a family now that they are dead? So to celebrate LIFE now depends on whether one is married and has kids?

I don't know what is wrong with you Nigerians and your constant sickening obsession with someone else's marital status. See how bitter you are all because Uti is single. If you Nigerians were this bitter about your thieving leaders that have mortgaged your future and that of your generations unborn, by now you people will have better leaders and a country worth being proud of.

Live and let live. You, are you married? If no, go and get married so that you can stay busy raising your family and stop meddling in other people's personal lives. If yes, focus on your husband and kids and make sure you raise Godly kids who don't end up being scammers and drug peddlers in various countries abroad or ashawos in Italy. After all, that is the sad reputation Nigerians have.

Uti will marry if he wants to and at his chosen time. And if he chooses not to, there is nothing you or any other miserable Nigerian can do about it.

so long a story "

A190:
you want him to suffer same way ur husband is suffering because of marriage

u think my hubby is like ur suffer head boyfriend.

mshweeeeeeew

ShyCypher:
During that sloppy Mouth Gig, you swallow drops of pre-cum. Mumu.

that mumu is uncalled for, I have never swallowed a sperm, is it by force?

Note : not everyone is into MouthAction.

malificent:
Malaria from hell. She was a friend and a sister, we've known for over 8years right from secondary school. She visited me some weeks to her death. Tallest girl I've come across. It's heartbreaking. Rest in Peace eja nla, Rest in Peace sochmoney, Rest in Peace Ojiugo ana awalu eze. I wish you could wake up and prove us all wrong. I wish you could wake up and write your last paper. I wish you could wake up and find out you're on Nairaland, Linda ikeji blog and Yabaleft, the celebrity status that you always wanted, you got In death. Life is nothing. Fare thee well old friend. May the heavens receive your soul.

so malaria actually killed this pretty girl?

how come?
I still don't believe malaria is the cause of her death. how long was she sick?

BluntBoy:
Can you deny that you have swallowed sperm before

never ever!
Pls stop watching porn.

ExInferis:
Nah i like it when I'm taking a dump. It's exciting when it's coming out, especially when one is a bit constipated.

Also I like seeing my poo.

Tells me how healthy i am, or whether I'm eating right.

Sometimes own poo is....erotic.

And no, I'm not into scat.

it looks like u typed this comment from the restroom.

swear

attackgat:
Its about finding the right partner, not marrying for the sake marrying.

how long does it take to find the right woman?
he should keep searching.

ExInferis:
What, it's less gross when it's inside you, right?

yes, just like having poo in your stomach, it's only irritating when u pass it out/ see it

freshmimi:
...Women

lies, there are two other women on whatsapp moving the same direction, but u decided to be a sexist.

Ncsamuel:
Theres an addage in my dialect(i apologise in advance to the women folk) which says ' after the village of men, is the women's village, but after the women's village is the village of GOATS!

the parable nor get head !

throwing up on the thread. ****

drake2000x:
Shattap. Afonjas are not hairy nor can they grow their hair longer because of low zinc and biotin in their DNA and food...hydraulic soap.

why are u arguing?
who says Afonja are not hairy,
have u seen their armpit and pubic area, its doesn't matter where their hair is found, hair na hair.

maklelemakukula:
this ugly boy is who you people are calling fine if I upload my pics now you people will droll, or in nairaland terms, you will GUSH

wiliwili spotted!

@ 35
No wife
No child
what is he celebrating

is he celebrating his dada

msheeew


nobody should quote me with the crap of marriage isn't everything. rubbish

Kanu get hunch back

herveze:
To be sincere with you,all men are like that including me,but I will just say women cause most of it,let me ask some questions,what are the things u av stop doing to ur husband? Are u still attractive to him? My experience I av with my wife was that when she got pregnant she started refused me sex and dress anyhow she likes, and to be frank with u don't expect men to forget all the enjoyment when he was single just like that,I will advice u not to fight with him but know what he want from you and also pray to God to bring him back to u,I know he will come back to you,that was what my wife did and I av changed now and we are happy

msheeeeeew

a yeye and unreasonable man spotted!

your wife is one of the unluckiest woman in the world. congrats

chaii no better person for this thread.
my belle is paining me bcoz of laff

muller101:
those kind men no de cheat o. Dem de love their wives scatter

I see.

Lol

yfty

the guy face no follow,

he nor go sabi love woman sef,

anyways congrats to her, cos it look like men Don finish

body type matters, some girls are 25 and they look 40. girls on this category should marry on time.

maturity : some girls are 30 but they are not matured for marriage psychologically , while some 20yrs old can get handle marital issues properly some 30 yrs old will mess up big time.

Brown14:
he said NO with the excuse he gave and to me it's a valid and reasonable one.

it doesn't sound reasonable. to me sha, his response sounds like "if u have a Di. ck then u should have the money "

I am not trying to support the beggar tho'but I feel Bovi shouldn't be responding on this manner

kpomo twins

Brown14:
Bovi z right in a way though..
if u have the power to climb a woman and produce a child then the power should be there to earn and name the child.simple as that.

how is it right? . he should have simply said "NO" instead of those trash he wrote up there.


msheeeew

I am trying to pity her.


to all the other slay queens, keep slaying till u get slayed

I am trying to pity her.


to all the other slay queens, keep slaying till u get slayed