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this man should carry his deity to Ask rock let all our polithiefcians take an oat with it.

he looks like a speeeereeeet

buy him a carton of condoms in his next birthday, let him know u can't be fooled and insist he uses it becos u dnt want to die as a result infection from any STD's.
try and relocate to where ever he is. most men who live apart tend to cheat on their wives.

note : I said most not all men.

babythug:
It happens my dear! Don't beat yourself up over it just be more prepared next time round!

If it'll make you feel better my story was worse. My hubby bought a big basket of Unripe baby tomatoes. He said it was Cheap! I blended and froze it. Just noticed my stew kept tasting terrible couldn't fathom why, boiled the tomatoes endlessly and froze again. It was even worse After that! I honestly didn't know the tomatoes were the culprit!!! My MIL was on a long visit at the time you can imagine my continued embarrassment!

I survived though and so will you ma

Eyaa, sorry about that, that's the reason I dnt allow hubby buy my tomatoes, a good stew starts from the market, if u get the wrong tomatoes, no matter ur cooking prowess the stew will have a bad taste

truth is bitter and painful and. sometimes it makes u tweet.

uglodoh:
Young Kenny? I was expecting 17 and 18 years old couple.

Happy Married Life

haba! I surprised when I saw them too, was expecting to see teenagers. the Op wants his wedding to go viral.

not so young.
I thought I would see teenagers. shioor
these ones haff ripe nau


hml

not so young.
I thought I would see teenagers. shioor
these ones haff ripe nau


hml

we haff hear
Oya go and sleep

Funkychic:
And why would a husband want to punish his wife?......#from the counter thread #


BTW.....which thread u don open?

I dnt have time for kids.

Jcob:
Oga good one. But as per the school, you can only gain what you invested. To set up an average school in Nigeria now you need a minimum of N20m. Other businesses are not that expensive though.

Good post

exactly my thought.

pig farming nkor

godchildjayboy:
The Lady won....

cant u just summarise ur signature.
Huh
it makes u sound like a talkative.

godchildjayboy:
The Lady won....

cant u just summarise ur signature. Huh

she won even without opening her eyes wide.


Eye of life.

EasyWork001:
Big sis, humble yourself and spell this thing well or Nairaland no go contain us

see me see wahala hahahahahha

u are a serial liar.


I am a proud Virgin

and I will say it loud and clear.

for those doubting me , I have three kids and virginity is a state of the mind.



#proud virgin.

still in jail

EasyWork001:
Sista, learn to spell blokos correctly

hahahahahaaahaha, blorkors or blokos is not even English, so how come It has a correct spelling.

they look like virgins


HML

cut his blorkors

in this recession

sell gala rat killer pure water all na hawking things

in this recession

sell gala rat killer pure water all na hawking things

na their way, this one even try
I heard goat is their favorite sex mate.

may thunder strike u there if u dnt marry that girl, useless man, after exploring her vagina for 10 good years, u want to dump her cos the vagina is no longer sweeting u abi,
if u dnt marry her, I will personally lay on cos on u,
only u deflower Her
u aborted a child
u wasted her time
u screw and unscrew every conners of her veejah
u remove all the juice in her for good 10 yrs
u made her reject other admirers cos she thought u were are first and last Bus stop.

if she cheat on u while dating u would have been crying, no wonders some ladies don't put all their eggs in one fffing basket
.

Fabulocity:
Very lumpy something but it's normal sha

it's old age

Nellofficial:
Dark skin men are the best
Argue and loose your fertility

I am through with child bearing, can we argue?

Nellofficial:
Dark skin men are the best
Argue and loose your fertility

I am through with child bearing, can we argue?

she reminds me of kpomo, don't know why

kennydotkom:
Bros u are correct. At that age they seem restless. That is how my boy does now. If u chase him away from here he will go to other place. Evn he cant sit or settle down when ever am feeding him. With time i no they will change

when u have ur next baby, try putting him on a high chair, that's where he will sit, watch TV, feed himself, u can start as early as 6 months, it makes them more coordinated and less restless especially during meals, I made the mistake of not using it for my first child, most Nigerian parents dnt see d need for it.

I was at the clinic sometime ago with my kids, I little boy of about 2 + walked up to me and was trying to say something, I drew closer to him trying to understand him, and before I knew it he gave me a dirty slap, saying "yee me eyone , I drew him closer, opened his buttocks and spanked him very hard, I asked who the mum was, she shamefully came forward begging, rubbish, some parents aren't ready for parenting, they should keep their legs closed if they are not ready to train their kids.


for those doubting, u have no clue about what some kids can do.

dante101:
ha...i only blame the woman's brothers/family, that useless man should already be in a shallow grave before their sister hit 6 feet. nonsense

I'm telling u, some useless family will even send their daughter back to the useless husband all in the name of "our family forbids divorce arrant nonsense. any marriage that won't work, will never work, no need to die Abeg