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NubiLove:
The baby is not fat or obese, she just has big cheeks.... look at her body well and you would know that it is just her cheeks that is filled with fat.

I thought I'm the only one seeing it. the baby is not obese. the mum and dad has chubby cheeks and that's what the baby took after. a good look at her body shows she is just a normal big baby.

Kemi Pls stop bullying this innocent child. it's so annoying

thank u Jesus. I hate to see kids die.

assuming all graduate have these employable skills,
DO YOU HAVE JOBS FOR ALL OF THEM?

some months back a First Class graduate came to apply for a mere teaching job. even though there was no vacancy he was pleading to be an assistant teacher with a salary of 20k.


Nigeria is bleeped.

nationwide tour for what? as what?
nonsense
the BBN is really trash, imagine releasing pictures every now and then instead of releasing albums.
they have nothing to offer
msheeeew.

guys Pls if your GF lives in any of these flooded areas, this is the best time to propose.

Pls save lives

thank u.

dear moderators. shebi Una say whatever I write on nairaland Una cannot be held responsible.

please whenever I write ":
pen. is
ni pple
blow J. o b
Abeg make Una leave am for me like that.
thanks.

vecman222:
HushPuppi we Kwn..

BJ gini

bj as in blow jo.b , Dem nor teach u for further maths?

vecman222:
HushPuppi we Kwn..

BJ gini

bj as in blo.w job , Dem nor teach u for further maths?




warning : no mode should edit my post, or else I will ban shewun and lascadasticlala.

dear Monica the official language of Nigeria is English.



but wait oo. 17 years in Netherlands and u can't speak simple English, even your Edo accent refuse to leave u, Monica I can vote for u as the president of pancake, bra and panties

attackgat:
Of course
"The fifol of Nigeria rove their qountry"

u mean "za kwuntree"?

yhermmie:
warrisdis

the way u warridis made it look as if it happened in warri? why now

yhermmie:
warrisdis

the way u warridis made it look as if it happened in warri? why now

DICKtator:
What do you mean by "dark" ?

Like "dark" connotes negativity or something sinister.
Change that title to "White" secret

And no, it isn't "black"mail or "black" sheep,

It is "white"mail and "white" sheep. All meanings and references remains the same.
Kindly take note

dark as in :

I know the Op pain, she has given her condo to a school boyfriend and a man she got pregnant for, how come she didn't allow the Op to have a taste?

when it comes to the Op it becomes a no-sex relationship but it involves other men, she allows them enjoy her. Pls Op dnt be in a rush to get married to her , do some more investigation, try and introduce yourself to her family so she can freely spend more time with u.

LadyX:
How have you been dear?

I think the husband is guilty of something that's why he doesn't want to go. Why opt to send an email yet someone is sexually assaulting your child? Probably he's scared that the child might be asked to name all the people that have ever done that to her.

u seem to be the only person thinking from both direction, there is really something fishy about the father's reaction, we have seen cases where fathers molest their kids, the father should not be totally ruled out in this issue . his behaviour is totally strange, which father does that

if u are sure nothing is wrong with her then allow her to cry, at a year old, your baby knows what she is doing, and should be able to communicate and show signs of what she wants, I'm sure she understands little instruction such as ":
stop that!
leave it!
sit down!

if she starts crying tell her to keep quiet and give her a. ssssshhhh sign, if she doesn't sit in front of her look straight into her eyes, show no pity let her cry her eyes out.

at 1 learning has started, dnt allow her manipulate u.

she will soon learn That her attention seeking attitude won't work

excorperwheezy:
Abeg make una no blame the man. We all have our different ways of expressing "OUR DISAPPOINTMENT" in buhari government. None of us know what he is facing in this country #BlameItOnBuhari #WheezyCaresNation #iLoveLaposhLady

:-D
I can blame his drinking on Buhari yeah.

but bringing out his entire Scrotum sac just to urinate is what I cannot blame Buhari for :-D

chaii. so he had to bring out the entire blorkorrs just to urinate

Donald7610:
My Mother


Who sat and watched my infant head
When sleeping on my cradle bed,
And tears of sweet affection shed?
My Mother.


When pain and sickness made me cry,
Who gazed upon my heavy eye,
And wept for fear that I should die?
My Mother.

Who taught my infant lips to pray
And love God’s holy book and day,
And walk in wisdom’s pleasant way?
My Mother.

And can I ever cease to be
Affectionate and kind to thee,
Who wast so very kind to me,
My Mother?

Ah, no! the thought I cannot bear,
And if God please my life to spare
I hope I shall reward they care,
My Mother.

When thou art feeble, old and grey,
My healthy arm shall be thy stay,
And I will soothe thy pains away,
My Mother.

I stopped singing this poem in my class when I discovered a motherless girl couldn't stand it.

very touching...

ecoeco:
. Unmarried nd Pregnant @ 19?
Who in his right mind will sleep with this
Disgusting Conglomeration of flesh nd get her pregnant in the first place
Eww (spits)
Some guys have no taste
Anyway the killer has saved a lot of food for the community
#Eco99#

how many people have u created

Bizibi:
who be lion king again oooo.....una don come with another nick name

haa. so u mean u were not in the country when Aisha was talking about the hyenas and the jackals, the Lion King is the king of the animal kingdom nau, according to Sen. Shehu Sani .

best video ever. no Ukwu no boobs no "I go shook u chuku chuku language "



I shared a tear while watching...

lord u are the most high

best video ever. no Ukwu no boobs no "I go shook u chuku chuku language "



I shared a tear while watching...

lord u are the most high

e nor fine

but it is ripe enough for her president to be away for more than two months Abi?





I heard the Lion King now sleeps when standing, na true?

and the sleeping Lion King does not have any case to answer abi?

Nonsense and ingredient.

and the sleeping Lion King does not have any case to answer abi?

Nonsense and ingredient.

LordCrimson:
@Darlenese I'm sorry I went that far,You fvcking got me angry,Hope I'm forgiven,Whayasay

funny enough I didn't even read ur mentions, I dnt take online issues serious so I can never be upset. sometimes we all get silly so I understand. :-)

coolcatty:
Prophet of dooom....everything that happens has spiritual implications....see the way you even roped Ezekiel into your silllly mundane prophetic rubbish......this is a clear case of substance abuse.....yet you feel some imaginary spirit is pursuing him.

The heart of a black unexposed man....

And u even had to quote the entire write up to display this your mentality.

who is this one

dayleke:
Dem go say you too proud

bro I dnt Care o, they already call me stingy, wicked, bla bla bla, but I wasn't born to please anyone.

early this year a lady in the same business as me was asking for a huge amount of money to enable her get a property and that it was urgent , she claimed she would pay back with interest , I suggested she gets loan from the co-operative society she was in instead as I do not have the amount of money she was asking for, quess what her response was? " you are too stingy " See me see wahala, we are in the struggle together . who borrows money to buy property, I dey forbid to buy property myself.

our friendship is now cold, but I "careth not" as long as I dnt loose my sweat .

LordCrimson:
And where in the write up did she say the 6round was per night ehn Ma'am aproko,Folks like you like twisting facts to suit your biased minds, Just stop trying hard to be a slowpoke

I don't like arguing with peeps with wet brain. quote me when your brain is dry.

asshole.

LordCrimson:
And where in the write up did she say the 6round was per night ehn Ma'am aproko,Folks like you like twisting facts to suit your biased minds, Just stop trying hard to be a slowpoke

go and rent sense!