Maturity comes when you stop posting every details of your life on social media.

ExInferis:


Nah i like it when I'm taking a dump. It's exciting when it's coming out, especially when one is a bit constipated.

Also I like seeing my poo.

Tells me how healthy i am, or whether I'm eating right.

Sometimes own poo is....erotic.

And no, I'm not into scat.

it looks like u typed this comment from the restroom.

swear

yea!tis a cure to skin cancer

refiner:
Ewwww...why not do that shiit in private...i wonder what must be going on in any of her relative's mind when they see this!

that's if she still has relatives after the post�

olayinks007:


Eeeya sorry jare. Is disgusting ba?

Your mate dey rub am for face you dey vomit.

Ncsamuel:
Theres an addage in my dialect(i apologise in advance to the women folk) which says ' after the village of men, is the women's village, but after the women's village is the village of GOATS!

pls I would like to know where you are from...

darlenese:



it looks like u typed this comment from the restroom.

swear

Lols nope.

BluntBoy:

Can you deny that you have swallowed sperm before

never ever!
Pls stop watching porn.

Fabulocity:
Hay god! What sort of iranu is this?? What is wrong with this girl for goodness' sake! That dirty thing thing that's filled with disease and viruses? I won't be surprised if the next day maggots starts coming out of her face! Tueh! This is the most disgusting thing I've seen this year. Jesus should come and take us already mehn! God forbid! *Pukes*

Virgin Mary

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

smell like what

idoncare440:
*vomits* leaves thread*

Small girl

Fabulocity:
Hay god! What sort of iranu is this?? What is wrong with this girl for goodness' sake! That dirty thing thing that's filled with disease and viruses? I won't be surprised if the next day maggots starts coming out of her face! Tueh! This is the most disgusting thing I've seen this year. Jesus should come and take us already mehn! God forbid! *Pukes*

Mind you, that is where you came from. That thing is full of the babies - boy girl twins triplets quadruplet quitruplet àti bebelo

Sperm is good for the skin but I can't stand the smell

darlenese:




never ever!

Pls stop watching porn.

During that sloppy Mouth Gig, you swallow drops of pre-cum. Mumu.

ShyCypher:


During that sloppy Mouth Gig, you swallow drops of pre-cum. Mumu.

that mumu is uncalled for, I have never swallowed a sperm, is it by force?

Note : not everyone is into MouthAction.

Nathanieloo7:
sometin u do beg for

warefa my money speaks for me...

ernieboy:

abegi when u are giving ur boyfriend head a.k.a. Mouth Action don't u swallow cum.

na u go answer cos na only me n u dey do.

harriet412:
jeez! Irritating and disgusting

no dey act like say u never do such thing bfore

sybarite7:
CHAI, SOME OF THE GIRLS WEY DEY SAY DISGUSTING,
NA DEM DEY GIVE THEIR BF HEAD COM SWALLOW THE CUM JOIN.

what's cum?

ebuclassic18:

see u pretender like is has never touched ur body b4

remember d@ day....u knw I told u d@ I don't like it dropping on my body e dey make me vomit.... think well u go remember...lolz good afternoon

UnimkeAk:


It is pple like u who swallow sperm.

don't swallow urs d@ day coz it was yellow n not d akamu colour...good afternoon

ShyCypher:


Small girl

old man

jaksmillioniar:
ah-cb ftre-birth vanqu-ay jackspa-rr0w127 see be-nita

it's true, sperm has a peculiar odour that is not offensive...something like the smell of sea. but you can't smell it from afar.

so you don't need worry yourself...allow them expose their secrets. if a girl argues that sperm has odour it means she takes it in the mouth.

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

. How u no say e dey smell hmmm

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

. How u no say e dey smell you don rub am for face before abi

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

. How u no say e dey smell you don rub am for face before abi na drink you drink am

darlenese:




never ever!

Pls stop watching porn.

Who told you that I watch porn

Do you know the meaning of your moniker?

Cream*pie to sure

ogtavia:
pls I would like to know where you are from...

delta state, ndokwa west LGA. Hometown: utagba uno............ You wan send me money? Should i add my GTB acct no?

Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

Are you talking from experience?

phlamesG:
This one weak my soul

People dey oo

Pls I need urs

Ncsamuel:
delta state, ndokwa west LGA. Hometown: utagba uno............ You wan send me money? Should i add my GTB acct no?

well...I would like to know where your awful and ridiculous but quite humorous proverb came from..