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oh God! my blood dey boil, see the fine baby that this useless he-goat wasted.*tears*

hahahahahhaha I need warri Republic

now I see why Buhari ran away to London, he is waiting for the war on Oct 1st, he will be watching and smiling.


I blame our Nigeria curriculum for not exposing us to history.

I am only bothered about the flag

femi4:
Time registered: May 12, 2011

People like us with 10yrs or more on Nl are few

this is my third account in case u dnt know, do u even know how long I was just a quest before I eventually registered?
if I decide to create a new account today, does that make me new to nairaland?

oversabi clueless CID,

Nesso:
If you want the best, be the best. We ain't gonna give you the best jst cos u a woman. Some of u women are funny, u be doing anyhow and still expect the 5-star treatment.

good, if u want to be treated like a king then treat ur woman like a queen, you can't treat women like slaves and expect a 5 -star treatment as well.
shebi you have sisters

on behalf of all the women I say u should marry yourselves!

nonsense and ingredients.

the cow reminds me of Rihabu...

cute couple,
bad mouthlanders keep off.

cute couple,

bad mouthlanders keep off.




modified : so this is what FTC feels like... OMG I feel like crying, 1st time in 10 years...
Seun I think I deserve to be paid.

they should ban the use of private jet too

remi1444:
I wore my uniform through out the week without washing it until my English teacher disgraced me in class and my crush laughed most as if she was being paid, I think I was in JSS2 aged 7. thanks to my mom and foster Mom and female nxt door school mate (achebe blessing) she taught me personal hygiene, but she beat sha ooo...I revenged before we left secondary school.
when ever I gave this incident a taught I can't just help but laugh.
Irep
UBIAJA COMMUNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL UBIAJA.

JSS 2 at age 7, bros is Lia Mohammed your uncle

Op u are not ready for marriage at alllllll, Infact u and ur so called fiance never ripe for marriage.
dnt get married yet untill u are physically, emotionally and psychologically ready for marriage, I dnt know your age but like a teenager and your boyfriend is likely to be in his early twenties

njele:
what happen the very first day he started sleeping in the sitting room? Most women create problems unconsciously and will never tell themselves the truth instead they will go around gathering support and sympathy from family members and the society. The solution to your problem lies just within. Some women think after 3 years and above in marriage, they can start insulting and disrespecting the man any how and nothing will happen. Some men will beat and forget while others will be quiet but make sure you pay for your actions for the the rest of the marriage. Ask him to forgive you if you have wrong him in any way. A man can not just get up one day and start behaving funny without a reason

it's pathetic that there are still people like u who believes if anything goes wrong in a marriage, then it's the woman's fault, it's painful enough that it is only women who goes through the pain of trying to fix the marriage and all the man does is jump from one hole to another, before u come here and blame women, put ur mother, sisters and aunt in her shoes.
it's painful enough already dnt add insult to injury, every woman deserves the best.

dingbang:
I thought it was written we should pray without ceasing...

not applicable all the time.
Jacob ran away from his angry brother after taking his blessing. he could have prayed but the best thing to do at that moment was to run for his life.

that's why the Bible says "wisdom is profitable to direct "

YabaLeftist:
Lmfao!

One of your threads comes to mind: "My Sister Married An Impotent Man"

I think I know who it was that married an impotent man.

why are u trying to make mockery of her, do u think its easy to share one's pain in a public forum.?

dingbang:
Prayers prayers prayers.



Go to Jesus in the blessed sacrament and begin to cry just like Hannah did.

so u think she has not been praying?. abi na u sabi pray pass?

msheeeeew

Resume Resign or d...

Resume Resign or d...

it should be vegetable inspired, cos there is only one fruit there, the rest are vegetable.

5 months gone already

iceberryose:
Richest Man On Earth.
No Gucci Belt, Versace Bag Or Phillipe Patek.
Hushpuppi be warned

the rich spends their money acquiring assets and any cash generating opportunities

the middle class buys liabilities, Eg, expensive cars etc

broke people buys stuff, eg Gucci belt , Versace bags,etc.


now u know where huspuppi belongs...

thanks everyone for making me laugh this hard, I was feeling very ill and never knew laughter could make me feel better, wow!


I love the jokes

trash.

Plankton2017:
Good day all,

My wife to be's character has been terrible since we did our trad. Now I dont know if I should halt my wedding plans slated for this Saturday.

Her and her family are very domineering and rude. She shouts at me at the top of her voice and does not respect me. I have done Trad and Court wedding. what can I do for God's sake

for your information u are formally, legally and authentically married already, wedding is just like the icing on the cake in case u dnt know. so stop saying my wife to be.

work on ur marriage.

why would u want to punish your husband, I dnt get it. too many kids opening thread

they would have been alive, wrong place to die

chaii, see nonsense if the highest order.
if I were in her shoes I will play dead.

I hope u are not looking for how to have unprotected sex and not get pregnant




anyway if u are sincere with ur post I will advice u to reconsider your decisions. it may sound like a wise idea, but I pray u dnt regret it.

Lloydfolarin:
There you have it; Nations' borders within Nigeria state

when the war start now, u go begin cry

Thobiy:
Why are you crying

I'm crying for Nigeria nau, is Nigeria not "paining u"?

Thobiy:
Why are you crying

I'm crying for Nigeria nau, is Nigeria not "paining u"?