₦airaland Forum

Jerrymax01:
Gone are the days of perfume jelly cream and cocoa butter, now all you see where creams are been sold are tone this tone that. I hope we learn to appreciate ourselves, becos some whites even envy our skin. Teamblackrocks

Those days aren't gone my dear

I still use Palmers cocoa butter


Team black!

This school has the most ugliest uniform I've ever seen in my life !



Cute son cute mummy ! Lovely famille










The sch uniform is so annoying , ...to think that's its a private school , and might be very expensive

OK

So that means , #1 = $1


Abi?

So today I shall join name checkers

And I discovered that thou art from North,

.....and I'm like...

Start building your ark, don't wait for Noah !

Its a pity that a graduate is reasoning this way, it shows how unproductive u are!

Instead of going out to hustle, u are sitting down, waiting for mummy to put food in your mouth !

What a pity!


Msheeeewwww

Lord Jesus, protect my household this month of June !

Land palava

snadguy007:
Some employed people get a paltry sum of 15k as salary.
Well maybe they are employed but not gainfully

That's my point !

snadguy007:
Even those that are employed will still apply.

There are more jobless people in this country than the Government can count !

Anyone who is gainfully employed won't apply for a meagre 23k job!

olafum1:
Some ladies are just hmmm..


what in the world could made the guy deserve this on such a day.

The bride is heavily pregnant !

A lot of issues could have made her angry +don't forget preggy ladies overreact to issues too

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Apologies ma'am. It's autopsy (for humans), Necropsy (for animals). Autopsy was used for better understanding

Forgive me, but I think you need to teach them how to do Necropsy if u've ever done one.

ActMORE....talkLESS[/quote]That doesn't change the fact that u are an amateur !

Too many laspes I can't ignore on that table of yours !

P

This is slaugtering not autopsy

Haba

How dare u refer to this as autopsy ? What the role of the flies anyway

79% did not read this

10% glance through

10% read through people's comment to deduce what's up

1 % read it!

79% did not read this

10% glance through

10% read through people's comment deduce what's up

1 % read it!

When I feel sad


I enter niaraland


And I read funny comment


And I forget say I been dey vex before !!!



Chaii nairalanders have very affordable comedians , all u need to do is , HV at least MB on your phone and u will laff belle burst

Hahahhahha Ericso food wants to force Nigerians to buy his product , if he likes he should keep sponsoring lies , they are seeking for ways to impose a ban of imported tomatoes paste just to promote their product !




POOR MARKETING STRATEGY ,

BTW.... Why does he always market his product on TV by himself , when there are young minds that can do that for him!

That's the main reason I can never patronise him!
Stingy man ,
Only u produce
Only u dey advertise
Only you dey market ur product
Msheeeeew

Name checkers be like .....

Raypawer:
D other meaning is for u!

Lol

tbaba1234:
Some will be trained in agriculture techniques and they will teach farmers.

Some are getting trained in software development and hardware repair. After which, they will be given the opportunity to have internships with companies.

At the end of the day, they will be equipped with skills. These skills can make them start something themselves or make them more employable.

I was referring to those who would be trained in the Nursery and Primary sector !

Raypawer:
et al et al na him bad pass oh!

You seem not to know the difference between "et al "and at all

500,000 teachers to earn 23k for two years

What happens after the expiration of the programme , only a lazy person will find this interesting !

If u are a teacher u can go for some training courses in phonics , elocution , etc, and trust me, u would earn more than 600% of this peanut u are been offered !


Nigerian youth open your eyes! This is just a delay tactics

When Muhammed Ali died people like El Rufia was Saddened O

Our own Stephen Keshi is gone and he is yet to be Saddened

RIP sir!

So sad

I support the strike
For the fact that Buhari flew his ears abroad is even an insult sef ! I know they won't mention it but I'm sure they are angry about that too!

I was waiting for the missiles

Buhari ran away when he got the info about the missiles


So the commando have tire Huh


Lemme assume this is Osinbajo handiwork , he is Educated and more sensible than that Dogoyaro !







Zombees keep OFF!

Buhari is hearing strange noise abi?

OK

Those are the voices of poor Nigerians that his clueless administration has thrown into hunger !

If he likes he should take his ear to antartica , aluta continua

[quote author=Qualer post=46336748][/quote]Hahahhaha

diportivo:
Too late

You think so?

Is this what u call a dance ?

She is just robbing her hands together , and u call it dance ?

eleojo23:
You must be a cannibal

Bhahahahaa

LasoulMacuby:
And in ur own capacity, what have you done? Your sit behind a screen and open ur pathetic hole to spit thrash.

I don't have time for Zombees