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Meaning? Marriage is now buying and selling? Ok, make I enter market go buy three...

Dcmg: Taaaaaaah.
Sha,they say "one man's food is another man's poison".
Apart from business and work,most times i always want to be alone,i'm in love with Solitude.Mehn,i don't get it when guys say they feel lonely just becos there's no woman with them.As far as i'm concerned,women are too clingy for my liking.
They always want attention all the time,they always want to talk all the time,they want you to tell them everything,always want to do everything together,they believe your life should be about them alone.No space atall;mehn i no get that kind strength for them o.
I value my time alone

I feel you big time!

RFella: Hahahahahaha!!! Chaii....reminds me of a girl I once dated, after bleeping, she"ll say let's kneel down and pray oh, dat she feels guilty....lolsss

Now, this is very hilarious! . But such a lady must have a good heart

RFella: My ex, a calabar girl....I once slept in the Unizik clinic with the full wrath of the mosquitoes descending on me while she was on admission there...lolsss

That was very kind of you. It's not silly.

englishmart: Giving her enough money, and telling my sisters I don't have money.

This is silly

Now that you have realized how silly twas, go and sin no more...

[quote author=gabon][/quote]huh?

This might be a genuine deal depending on the condition of the device. It's probably a second or third hand laptop. It might also av developed some fault which d owner wdnt reveal to u. He might also be in dire need of money. Get to see d device first!

theassassin: if thunder no blaster your head call me bastard

MRMICKMEN: my email address is www.screw ur gate.com

masterpower: Your generation is cursed forever and ever and ever.
Dont you see your ussername? OCHI-UMUOKUKO.
Ruler of birds. That sujests that you are a wizard.

Nairalanders blasting themselves since God-knows-when. SMH

Libkid: Please nairalanders.i have heard people using the two words during business transaction but i dont know which one is correct.is it my change or my balance ? E.g conductor can i have my change or conductor can i have my balance

In this context (of currency or cash), 'change' would mean "The balance of money received when the amount you tender is greater than the amount due" Example: you could say: I paid with a twenty Naira and pocketed the change.
"Balance" (in ds context) implies "Equality between the totals of the credit and debit sides of an account". It's usage is most appropriate for accounting. Thus, "change" is the appropriate word when u re referring to an everyday transaction

The next fact should be "Did you know you have just been scammed?"
Then after that, this would follow "Did you know Maga just paid?"

To what end? Story for the gods! There re Nigerian marketers whose major biz is selling fake and substandard phones. Yes! I'm afraid, u can't stop fake phone marketing... Not in Nigeria!

gabon: Get a good inverter. I can supply you one
07035588336

Tell me abt ds inverter. How does it function and what is it like?

Awesome and articulate piece! But you see, ur points aren't so true for Government-owned schools. I suppose, they get better pay package and experience lesser stress. Ultimately, I'm afraid, as far as high rate of unemployment persists in this country, private schools will still treat teachers like trash. Why? Because, thousands are out there waiting to takeover from you! They know there's mass unemployment, hence they usurp the situation to rubbish applicants. Way forward? Get a PGD... M. Ed... Upgrade! Aspire to lecture in a reputable higher institution!

SCAM ALERT!

mrvocalprowess: people who do these are pathetic, insecure and have the "i must belong" lifestyle, imagine a guy using a Samsung s4 in my dept and always asking for #20 tfare,who is fooling who?

He may av purchased it second hand. Not everyone using a supposed expensive device bought it brand new. Some could actually be a gift item, stolen item or even purchased at very low price from someone I'm dire need of money...

I award the 'best character description' to RVP and Kompany!

Now, that's some revelation! Robbers everywhere. Little wonder supposed ten litres of fuel last jes few hours. The menace of vicious circle of poverty!

So you no wan make them chop abi? They re saving ur money, thus, needs to get paid for such services. That explains d deduction.

Loneliness is when you dont wanna give your life to Christ, yet you wanna be happy in this life

@Number5 Like seriously, wtf am I supposed to be doing with a girl who can't cook to save her life? Cmon, it's gonna be a lifetime of torture if I should marry such... Ladies go'an learn to cook, jawe! I can't deal!

Pictures of your tattoo-ridden hand receiving a sack before I'd read ur epistle or AhDonBelieveIt

In other news...
Medical research has it that bald men are most likely to suffer aggressive kinda Prostate Cancer! Downside, right? Last bullet: if baldness is supposedly cute, why would Wayne Rooney, Declan Donnelly & their likes opt for a hair transplant? I'm sure, if every bald man can afford a hair transport, they'd readily opt for it & damn ds 'bald is cute' self consolation axiom!

That one that says "Pls don't sit on fence...animals could eat u and that could make them sick" got me. I was like so human life isn't worth more than an ape in d zoo? Christ!

It's not just about floating an SME data reselling (biz). Continuity, credibility, consistency and fairness shd be a dealer's validating qualities.

Asigohodunayo1: Buy your data at immediate response and my price still remain the same and a good listening customer service
250mb for 250
500mb for 500
750mb for 750
1gb for 1000
2gb for 2000
call or whatsapp 08101651717....
I always available with a listening hear

Someone should kindly confirm this fellow. Thank you

kekakuz: eeranko

Please, speak English!

Now, this is a man whose carriage, eloquence, dedication and acting prowess awe me. I believe, he's gonna make a difference

kekakuz: nigerians have hurt themselves over the years with the believe that every other person cannot be trusted.
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Really? So what part of Zimbabwe are u from? SMH

saskid: liar... He ran away with my 250MB without paying.....God will catch you ole!!

olumide81: he scammed me now and he has threatened to scam more nlanders....pls beware

See Gobe! Who's the scammed and who's the scammer na?

Dramadiddy: NCC couldn't care less...You should appreciate these guys for their innovative advancements

Innovative advancement? Whatever u meant by that! SME data sharing or re-selling is a legal product from some network providers like MTN & etisalat. Our concern is that some scammers av highjacked the bizness. Confirming someone as legit shouldn't be a one-man decision, rather unanimous! That's my point! For instance, someone here brought a report against one of ur "confirmed" dealers... Huh?

A soul without an iota of deceit.